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Hemp Hill Blues & Orchestral Circus

@m-hemphill.bsky.social

Music & Video Enthusiast

created November 15, 2024

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Cockroaches always survive

5/9/2025, 4:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When will his eyebrow get the courage to fly away ?

13/7/2025, 2:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way “God” would intervene would be to pull the top of the capital like a Candy dish, pull him up like a dandy lion and flick his head off singing, “Mama had a baby and its head POPPED off!”

13/7/2025, 2:36:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi! I’m a fat petulant, child who pouts. Please put me someplace where I can be properly trained for life at 78

13/7/2025, 2:33:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A routing orange. You can always tell by the seeds starting to pop through the pulpy sides. Slime oozing from every pour.

13/7/2025, 2:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you…

13/7/2025, 2:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like his little Donald escaped his crouch and diaper… What an amazing dick.

13/7/2025, 2:27:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Your room is ready, sir” the shadowy figure said. Tears in his eyes….

13/7/2025, 2:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a seat sat in at home that day. Foil “dem” Booths!

13/7/2025, 2:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%

13/7/2025, 2:22:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preparing for another visit to the Kremlin

13/7/2025, 2:22:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep!

13/7/2025, 2:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect!

13/7/2025, 2:18:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice

13/7/2025, 2:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was something really written by Kurt Vonnegut in his book Slapstick in reference to Heaven and Hitler or maybe it was Slaughter House Five.

13/7/2025, 12:14:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they don’t wash those together. I’d be a lot of bleeding Oopsies.

10/7/2025, 9:11:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry. I didn’t complete my statement: Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 8:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:32:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:32:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Religious: Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:31:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives in Hell.

10/7/2025, 7:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives.

10/7/2025, 7:28:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives.

10/7/2025, 7:27:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven was designed so that when good people die they will have the perfect spot to throw their dirty underwear on Trumps head once he arrives.

10/7/2025, 7:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hemp Hill Blues & Orchestral Circus (@m-hemphill.bsky.social) reply parent

Good choice! I lived there for a year and 20 years later I can still smell pig shit and processing plants.

9/7/2025, 3:33:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coverup by shit in human costumes.

9/7/2025, 3:29:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, being a musician and songwriter doesn’t have any artistic ability when it comes to pen and paper and then if I did, it would take 50 years to make animations for any videos. It’s very handy for me or anybody else who likes to make videos for the music.

20/6/2025, 12:35:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I apologize. My intention was humor in reference to your statement “Cringy” AI. So it was self deprecating humor and nothing against you personally or otherwise.

20/6/2025, 12:32:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:(

20/6/2025, 12:22:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

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Take pride and digesting a taco

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100%. No time for apathy

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I’m sure the diaper is full and he needs to change it

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Fascist prick

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Proving once again that MAGA “men” are insecure virgins. Knock some teeth out today…

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Oh yes you did…

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And I love her…

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Why did they vote for stifling freedom of expression with deep fakes. I see where this is going….

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He body should lay at the bottom of a well used outhouse… That’s all they should get. I’d be like a monument to stupidity

20/5/2025, 2:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t think of anybody who deserves a slap across the the face at full force by a large man. Don Jr and his twat of a father need to have someone show them how to pick up their teeth

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That’s why the public should be allowed to shove used toilet paper into his casket when he dies…

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