Ah, but is she *really* English? 🤦♂️
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Ah, but is she *really* English? 🤦♂️
,,, ouch. I can hear this skeet in my head and it's not great. 😬
... but this pair of legends will always come first for me. IYKYK.
Gotta admit I was quite partial to the Delta Integrale and the Miki Biasion / Markku Alen / Juha Kankkunen crowd myself... ok, also driven by Sainz at some point. Also I'm pretty sure that photo was taken in the Fafe stage, which is like 15 mins from where I'm currently living... 😶
Ouch. 🤣
Dunno what you mean. bsky.app/profile/macf...
Are you trying to convince us that this isn't a real Supra?... 😱
Why is Nigel Mansell in Ferrari overalls again?
Box this lap, box this lap.
Second best Piquet gif ever. 🤣
You can always Bottas it into T1 and be done with it...
Won't someone think of the big things the commentators were waiting from him??
Does that count?
*splat*
Tiago Monteiro:
That said, apparently it has been confirmed that he had a cut tyre, so...
Ignore previous response, he was indeed on black wall hards.
I think the answer to that one is "yes", but don't quote me on it.
Soft tyre failures. It was a generic prediction, but here we are.
Will Power says no.
@jontyscorner.bsky.social Jontystradamus strikes again?
They hate the country
Criminally stupid.
Hey, but at least they expect big things from him. Any time now.
What do they think this is, LeMans?! There's still 200 laps, come on guys, give it a break.
Can someone explain to them that there's still 200+ laps to go? #IndyCar
PSA re F1 fans: the rules, as stupid as they might be, should apply to all drivers on track, independently from your profile picture / banner / profile blurb. It sucks, but that's the principle: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
... no power... no power... I feel somethingaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And yet, by the same rulebook, Sainz was never alongside Lawson's front wing, hence the 10 sec penalty for causing a collision. I'm not saying I agree with that rule, but it's one, and if applied consistently we wouldn't be mad at the stewards every single race...
Tried to Max it, ran out of talent and grip...
As for the right hander, the same rules claim the car in front needs to leave space it the car on the outside is *ahead*, which Charles wasn't. This will either be a racing incident, or Leclerc gets a (moot now) penalty.
You cannot cause yourself damage if there isn't an obstacle to crash into, so no. As to "you leave space", the (silly? sure) rules claim you leave space if the front wheels of the overtaking car are level with the mirrors -- which they only were because Charles came at him from outside the track.
Watching the replay, Charles seems to be half alongside into the right hander (braking much later), and as Russel turns left he just lets the car drift to the run off. Front right is fully out, rear right is unclear, but when he barges into Russell his front end is out of the track.
"Do something, ask Nelson, shit, sorry, Lance to crash or whatever".
Probably because Leclerc decided that the run-off area would be an excellent launchpad into Russell's sidepod?... Quite spectacular to watch, but not sure that was entirely within spec.
"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win (the mobile chicane award)"
I thought that was T1 / T2?
At this point you could shorten that question by two words...
Grand Slam (into the barriers), in his case.
Ruth Buscombe-Divey just gave Jolyon Palmer a strategy lesson live on F1TV and I'm here for it. 🤣 #F1
I think the chances of an aneurysm might be higher if they tangle into T1 and Max just goes "so long suckaaaas", but in Dutch.
... which is why, in my view, freedom *of* religion should automatically confer freedom *from* religion. If I can choose which one to follow, will all the government protections, I should be able to choose to follow none, and have none imposed on me, whether directly or by politicians' beliefs.
Not enough caps, not enough scare quotes, too much storytelling, and the contractor, a big guy, didn't come to him with tears in his eyes saying "Sir, sir, I'm so sorry, how can I make it up to you? Please, sir, don't ruin me and my family."
Don't forget the Canadian Seagulls, even though a double entry from one country might be against the rules...
He certainly seems to be trying, can't fault him for that.
On a positive note: he's already hit a wall, so his trainer might be safe.
#F1
If at first you don't succeed...
... what gave you that idea...
Just practicing for the main session. Call it a preemptive cock-up, if you will.
you're the main reason to keep on going
You're letting the real word get in the way of your fiction again, Steve...
Absolutely no worries, I don't usually get put off by spoilers! 👍🏻
I missed F1A, but will definitely give it a watch after FP3. It's really great to see Lia doing well.
"How to prosecute a president”? Easy, they've done it before with Lula, just need to do it again with this one. 🤷🏻♂️
... at this point I think one (1) race win this season might be a good starting point.
Why the Trump/MAGA/GOP assault on facts? Because facts contradict every ideological policy they're trying to impose. Yes, #climate change is real. #Vaccines are effective and safe. It's the #guns. Trump economics is destroying jobs and the economy. Facts are powerful weapons against fascism.
Well, there's always the possibility that he might accidentally find himself ahead of Alex Dunne...
couldn't happen to a nicer person actually, any chance she could talk to a few others?
When a black man gets shot by a police officer in any circumstance, "he didn't comply". When a white woman doesn't comply to repeated requests to stand down *and then* gets shot by a police officer (we all saw it, no argument there), she gets the hero treatment. Sounds about white.
Plastic "unbreakable" ruler during the first two years of primary school (it broke often with some of my colleagues...), wooden thick ruler and dark closet for detentions in the 3rd year. I left that school for 4th grade and moved to civilisation...
this is an important message for the current situation
... yeah, I think I could cut down to that top limit...
... what's your definition of "small"?... 🤔
ffs if you're going to go full ignorant, at least get the correct keyboard
The cheesiest war ever. ... I said I'm going, no need to push me out...
Somehow I got stuck on "Tom Clancy's Statistics for Dummies"...
It's awesome, and long may it stay that way!
Photographer: "on the count of 3, say cheese! 1... 2... 3!" The group of Portuguese people: "QUEIJO!" Sorry, I'll go now.
Perfect place to announce it. Is she still pushing Mark Cuban for president, after realising that Space Karen isn't all she made him out to be?
I can do 12 min, if I really try.
That's the problem with empty heads: when shit ideas get in, they have a lot of space to bounce around and get worse... (I might have nicked this from Terry Pratchett, who put it much better than I did and / but with less swearing)
Got to it. Now to clean it and pray to the 3D printer gods, for I cannot be arsed to get another one.
Yeah, definitely not something I'd like to be doing today. 🤦🏻♂️
Seems to be slipping... the nozzle is now unclogged, but the software tells me it can't push the filament through, even though that path is also clear and the filament end seems to be smooth enough to be pulled through... I'm trying with another nozzle to see if that works. Gah 1st world problems.
Nope, jinxed it. Either my extruder gear is effed, or something funny is going on.
Bambu A1, luckily it's relatively easy to deal with, but still an pain in the rear end...
How I love clogged 3D printer nozzles... not.
Tom's Clancy's Divine Comedy
Holy design crimes batman, wtf
also I need a job. if anyone has any uhhhhhh pub manager or bar jobs or whatever the fuck going aaaaaaargh this is my actual literal worst nightmare
Urgent: me and him and the cats need somewhere to live within the next two weeks, I've just been (I think very unfairly) fired and need to move somewhere ASAP
realistic Star Trek
200 GP starts for Patrese, that was something else...
And Portugal.
Just like the "leader of the free world" thing, I don't remember voting for this, so... no. Fuck no.
Sidenote: the USA is so hot that nobody will touch it (c.f. other countries stopping mail delivery because nobody knows wtf is going on with tariffs anymore).
I get a similar one down the shoulder if I do some stupid movement with my neck, it will literally bring me to my knees.
Bring back Coloni, I say.
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: - It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’ - It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’ - It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’ - It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’ - It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’ No worries if not!!!
Now I feel old.
Dammit, in my full Andretti dismissal I missed the initial Ferrari engine bit, but a crap chassis that can't make it past the 107% rule surely isn't too much to ask for...
They also don't teach how to shag the nanny and play the victim, but that doesn't invalidate how true that quote still stands. 😬
"Is your autocomplete offended every time you ignore their suggestions? We asked the tech giants..."
Actually, I'm quite okay with them producing shitboxes until the end of times: www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-a... I was on their side until they went running to Gym fucking Jordan. Now? Smoking engines in every race, please. (sorry, Bottas, I actually like you, but...)
...which is only a smidge better than burying a live one, but that's neither here not there...