not me
not me
Trump says a lot of stuff. That medal has been worthless since Trump gave one to Rush Limbaugh last time. It's basically a Grammy now.
It's been worthless since he gave one to Rush Limbaugh.
Yup, things sure are quiet now that Trump's dead.
$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin
word
fucked up at lunchtime
Stable boy. I shoveled horse shit. No idea what I was paid. Maybe I wasn't. Later I got 75¢ an hour to babysit my little brother. At 14, I got a dollar an hour to chop down alder at my friend's' parents' summer place. Never felt like I was making money until I started selling speed in high school.
Take comfort in his ongoing discomfort.
I have decided to begin living my life as if Trump IS dead.
That sick old man talks a lot of shit.
I saw this post, like, a dozen times and never saw the typo until you acknowledged it.
Tech bros: We’re spending billions on AI to increase human efficiency by rapidly analyzing massive amounts of data and converting it into simple visual formats by using enormous amounts of energy and physical resources. Us: Will it be able to find and connect to the printer? Bros: LOL. No.
tits tho
I am listening to this again. Hold my calls
Absolutely.
It's okay: he's a crook.
Every day, someone I've never heard of demonstrates why.
Except that he's exactly the kind of asshole who would expect the Party to come to him.
Plus, crazy.
Talking Ukraine war with Xi Me: "Any peace plan must require Zelensky to stop fighting" Xi: "What will happen if he doesn't?" Me: "Russia will lose" I remain a master strategist
Wild that it's been this many years since Steve Bannon explained that their entire strategy was to--and I quote--"flood the zone with shit," and Democrats still don't seem to understand that what they're doing, all day every day, is flooding the zone with shit.
This melon headed nepo baby shit for brains fuckwit sounds like a chainsaw gargling a keg of ginger ale and shouldn't be in charge of fucking anything. Impeach his unqualified ass.
One of the world’s foremost experts? Get the fuck out of here, Doogie Himmler.
Your honor if you unthick mah tongue from thith lamppost all the other kidth will laugh ad me.
Science: Trump supporters are assholes.
Don't tell US, jackass.
I imagine future historians will judge us by recent events where the shooting of children in church is met with shrugs, thoughts and prayers, and a tech bro getting the crap kicked out of him by a 15-year-old girl resulted in a military occupation of the nation’s capital
“Republicans want children to die from brain cancer” is the easiest ad in the world and should be running now.
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
Fuck that greasy little pervert in his airhole.
In another instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” This video was deleted from Twitter. So you know what to do. 😏
Fancy by Bobbie Gentry: best song ever? Fuck off, yes it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_l...
My Venmo is broken but come on up to the house and I'll get you so wasted you'll think you live here.
Maybe at the Kennedy Center.
Appeasement always works.
They. Are. Our. Representatives. Making noise is THEIR job, especially when they don't have power.
Democrats don't even have power when they're in power, so what difference does it make?
They can introduce articles of impeachment any time they want. They'll fail, but it's something to do. It beats standing around whining.
start impeaching or stfu
@housedemocrats.bsky.social Why aren't you fuckers forcing a vote to impeach Kennedy? He's incompetent and insane, and there might even be a Republican somewhere who agrees.
That's not insensitive, this is insensitive: fuck Karoline Leavitt and the non-existent dead carpenter she rode in on.
There are currently two Americas One reads, thinks, practices empathy and compassion, prizes knowledge and expertise, deals fairly, respects other cultures and puts a premium on education The other is assholes
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
The list keeps growing… #resist #remove
RFK Jr.’s determination to kill millions of people makes him a bad director of Health & Human Services.
This is how eugenicists talk and is an attitude which underpins a not insignificant number of history’s worst atrocities.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
we'll see
lotta good it did him
what a pussy ass bitch
MAGA is comprised of the whiniest bitches ever born anywhere.
Unfair. Don Vito was competent.
I may have added, "while it's still legal."
I went to CVS and explained that I wanted a COVID shot, so they gave me one.
Sure, he keeps getting caught.
Trey Gowdy is a fucking ghoul.
Thank God someone is stopping the dangerous... uh... violinists in Utah. Entered the US with proper papers at 10, later graduated with a fine arts degree from the University of Utah and stayed. Invasion! There's evidence he's been part of the vicious gang known as The Salt Lake Symphony Orchestra.
Probably.
I rode an elevator with him once. It was like a minute and a half, but he seemed full of shit the whole time.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Military trash patrol
She is a waste of carbon.
weaponized toxic ignorance
Release the TrumpStein Files!!! PASS IT ON!
Does he not know what his face looks like?
true dat
How can so many people be so fucking dumb?
RUSSIA. STARTED. THE. WAR. YOU. LUNATIC.
Brain-damaged old junkie grifter suck-up
Guy is the sorest fucking winner ever born.
That's because there's no such thing as the DoD any more. It's the WAR Department again. Worn-out old flags must be autographed by Trump and then sold in the WH Gift Shop.
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
She's an asshole.
I always check it, and it's always there.
This quote belongs on page one of every legal brief filed against this administration.
Jesus Christ
Spoken like a pimp's grandson.
God, he's dumb.
We've speculated about the many ways the Trump era could end, but I'm not sure "Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet" has gotten enough attention. I think these spineless weasels will do whatever he says.
The way you know he has no actual friends is that no one reminds him how often dictators wind up dead.
This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.
To put a finer point on it, Pritzker is being presidential in a way Newsom is not. Newsom is doing a decent job trolling Trump for the lulz, but Pritzker is speaking with the gravitas this situation warrants, promising real accountability, with federal, state and local leaders standing behind him.
Not to mention...
Here's to everyone just finding out now that Snoop is a worthless bitch.
Kamala Harris and Democrats in general were more hurt by her campaigning with Liz Cheney than all the leftist no-no words @thirdway.bsky.social is worried about
“This kristallnacht is just Hitler trying to grab some headlines and make you look away from the rising cost of beer all over Germany” - how Democrats sound
His super power was speaking clearly without lips.
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, that's not what it says.
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Once again demonstrating the futility of interviewing anyone in this pack of know-nothing liars.
Not a strong swimmer.
A genuinely hilarious thing for Bongino to tweet when his boss has pocketed $3 Billion+ and counting (at least) since he took office. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
back in 96 a former nixon aide and rupert murdoch launched fox news because they wanted a platform for gop propaganda. in 2025 the democratic party is writing opeds on that platform and promoting links to that oped on twitter, another platform owned by a right wing propagandist. no lessons learned
