I was intrigued by the Kletzenbrot
I’m Jules & I’m a Manc. Leftie & woke. Also currently a servant in the cult of Beefy
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I was intrigued by the Kletzenbrot
Yay Gato conspiranóia
Oh my god
Using one photo on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Someone get her a bottle of Vimto
I know everything's going to shit right now but this has put a big fucking smile on my face
Congratulations
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Definitely. Scarier than the newer versions
Storm Daphne arrives from the north
More of a stiff breeze
With a chill that’ll freeze your bones it’s storm Lilith @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
#OnThisDay, 1st September 1532, Henry VIII granted the title of Marquess of Pembroke to his mistress and future wife Anne Boleyn, just 454 years before the broadcast of the first episode of the BBC sitcom Brushstrokes. youtu.be/kXtq7KVi5SM?...
I love eggs
Heavily sampled from Kraftwerk apparently & I think that was the version we heard
Thankyou!
What is this from? It’s really bugging me. Kraftwerk? Depeche Mode? Coldplay?
I put vinegar in my scrambled eggs today. I meant to pick up the pepper. Fortunately I managed to spoon it out again
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Yes please
Sales associates Mr. Kool and Mr.Gang are available to help during working hours.
lol.
Thankyou 😄
FreeDom Perignon!
At a time like this it's important to remember he has a wife and kids, and all of them can get fucked too
It might help if Costa made decent coffee
Right now, he both is and isn't.
I want to kiss his little nosey 😍
🐥 need a political break ? 🐥 #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens ♥️
EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out
Next level rice cooker.
I thought that was deliberate 😆
You need @greenleejw.bsky.social
I did an embroidery of Halleys Comet back in 1986 but it later disappeared. I wonder if it’ll turn up long after I’ve gone?
I love this owl
Tom Clancy’s Barbie
Felix has had a rough life
“Ham and nut puffs”
I think I had a similar one but it was chocolate not honey 😆
Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
And bemoaning the lack of air conditioning
I was on a very hot train from Leeds 😁
Mind you, we’re almost at Hebden Bridge so I might jump off the train & find a lesbian to hose me down
One of my favourite things about torcs, is that the word comes from the Latin word torquere (tor-kwe-ray) meaning twist, bend or torture. This is also where we get the word 'queer'. So even in its origin, queer meant twisted and wrong, as well as something shiny and fabulous.
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Happy anniversary! 🍾🍾🍾
Love this bit in particular
Went into Manchester for a meal for my mum’s birthday. Was trying to avoid the potential traffic chaos of the pride parade but it was lovely to see a bunch of NHS pride goers having a little rest break outside the restaurant. Good to see! 😁🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥳
Make Skaro great again!
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
Trans Legal Clinic need your support in funding this case. We all have a duty to do something, even sharing this will help, share it other platforms and to allies. If you can please donate to help fund this case, this is the most important part of the restoration of the our rights:
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
I recently searched for "how to survive a dystopian nightmare" and came across this. Laugh with a friend, cuddle your cat, walk a dog–these are all simple pleasures that will help.
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
I’m so frigging sick of right wing people and what they think of everything. Asylum seekers, transphobia, Israeli genocide, Brexit. The politics of evil. I wish they’d all just eff off and the media would stop banging on about their faux-concerns and we could just be fucking nice to each other
Well, this is totally lovely*. LinkedIn’s “Hateful & Derogatory Content” page no longer includes protections for transpeople, and their “Harassment and Abusive Content” section no longer protects race or gender identity. Time to un-link from LinkedIn. *horrible
Just had some v good news. Some of my team have just been interviewed for my co-lead’s job. I was really worried that one person who is an absolute twat would get it but apparently his interview wasn’t good & actually my favourite candidate got it. Phew and hurrah!
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Restores your faith in humanity 🤩
Sounds terrible. Good luck 🤞🏻
There is more to you than others know. You have your internal struggles, your demons, your doubts. But you also have strengths, aspirations, pride in your accomplishments and what you are capable of. You do not need to prove it to anyone, but you are worthy.
If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did. Sound up!
RIP dorian grey you would have loved 3% retinoid serum
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
Petition Update Passed the 3.5k mark this week. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
That sounds great
The passing of a cute little cat on X who was on her last legs has made me very sad. I want to go & find Beefy & give her a big hug now. How do I get so attached to cute animals who I’ve only seen pictures of on social media? Seems quite silly. #RIPOreoCat
Show me your getaway vehicle.
New addiction: Caffè Nero Baileys flavoured iced latte. Delish!
Gorgeous
Wow!
Big fuzzy babies! 😍
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
it's time for the most fiendish literary quiz of the year. "Who said it - John Wycliffe or Wyclef Jean"
Not selling tickets to the gay club then?
Dun dun dun dun dun dunnock
Yes its Deansgate
If I was to get a tattoo I think I’d get this
I’ve just let out an orgasmic groan as I walked into Waterstones & their air con hit me.!😬
They will NEVER FIND or LOOK for him......
Hi supermarket cat!
I feel like a dog’s breakfast this morning.
@24shaz.bsky.social saw this & thought of you
I didn’t know there was a Roman festival on! *rubs thighs*
Im trying to make a pride fest happen with only 6 weeks notice. This is a ridic thing to attempt, esp with a budget of £4.50 & 3 novelty paperclips. It's on 31.08.25, and it has authors, workshops, activists & a lil bi+ dance party. Help me make it happen by spending a few quid in our store.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social @theherdhouse.bsky.social I need your help. My friend passed away today and i need to find a home for Sassy and Johnny. They are in London Ontario and are around 9 years old. Please help if you can.
Ouch!
Oh no I’m so sorry to hear that. Hugs
I once had a photo of me & Jon Pertwee appear in the Daily Star 🫣
Here are my top 10 big stretches!
Only four hours per day?
shares on this would be a big help, sales have been down lately and having a bit more money gives me a bit more flexibility for getting premade food when my back's out of service
Ooooh!
We're looking for two part time admin assistants to join our team. We particularly welcome and encourage applications from trans people, Black People and People of Colour, neurodivergent people and disabled people. For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs #hiring #LookingForWork #Queerjobs
In 1872 Ellen Edwards, a former assistant, horsewhipped her fiancé James Wishart in Kendal’s department store, Manchester, where both had worked in the dress department, after he accused her of cheating.
Haven't got Dick up a mountain yet.
