I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
I am a bona fide Congress expert with letters after my name and a long list of publications backing up the claim and this is 100% true.
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I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
how are you even supposed to take spy movies seriously when laura loomer is making intelligence decisions oh, there’s an elaborate plot to steal the nation’s secrets? the ones being emailed to the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building? how dare they ruin one of the best genres
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this dude
homeschooled alumni have been saying this, and it's bad
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absolutely terrible news
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
buck angel is such an asshole, man
Good god, lemon
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this has to be a bit. And it's an excellent one. The driver could've perpendicular parked the car and it would fit lol
Crime is literally lower than it has been in the entire life of every single non-senior-citizen American. If you are under age 65 you have never lived at a time with lower property crime rates, lower violent crime rates or lower homicide rates. Never.
People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.
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lmfao
Trump’s treatment of Appalachia’s coal miners exemplifies his approach to labor in general: Kneecap unions whenever possible, prop up industry profits at all costs, and if a few workers die in the process, pretend it never happened. inthesetimes.com/article/trum...
Who is the most sauceless character in video games
please post ambient bird asmr
This might be the best possible response lmao
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Many local archives have sewing patterns in the collection. The first items I arranged when I became an archivist were sewing patterns from the early 20th century.
If you’ve ever compared unvaccinated kids to vaccinated kids, you’ve seen the former are more likely to die.
considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, “we will protect your children from republicans” is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?
Imagine how much Hampton would have left us had he been allowed to live as long as Baldwin.
if you post AI pictures of trump, whether you're for or against him, I'm blocking you
Every time somebody says that stupid “purity test” thing about Newsom, I ask if we can have it be their life we throw away instead of trans kids and the unhoused and somehow none of the people who complain have decided that they should be sacrificed instead? Strange. Suddenly we’re picky.
100% this. Unfortunately, that circle also fits fully inside another circle of people immune to feeling shame about their hypocrisy.
the IP to a whole bunch of games that deserve sequels and studios are too cowardly to greenlight
every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards
not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
This isn’t the point of this post but I will say we’re running critically low on “I know a guy” guys which is making it really hard to get a good deal on a trustworthy handyman or car mechanic these days, which your parents had in spades.
as a DC resident I cannot overemphasize how much less safe I feel
Bonus video now on Nebula: debunking “they weren’t using the land” - a lie colonisers used to justify land left in the early US, which philosopher John Locke contributed to nebula.tv/videos/philo...
this sounds wild as hell. will this talk be online?
my dad, a doctor in a poor rural area, got pertussis a few years ago and he virtually screamed at us to make sure we all got boosters cause you didn't want any piece of that surge anyway it's so cool that we have pertussis surges again, huh?
idk if you know this but my wife was once my assigned english lab tutor in college. just sayin you know. i got a thing
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
A lot of the discourse about Newsom comes down to people finding ways to say “I just think trans people aren’t as important as my other concerns” but saying it in the most cowardly way because they know how dick they would sound it they said it directly But we all know what you are, transphobes
One reason I try to avoid being in a car as much as possible is because I now assume every driver is on their phone doing exactly this.
yes
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
The thing about conservatives who say they’d never end a family relationship over politics is that, like every other thing they say, they’re lying.
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I keep saying this, but... ...punishing the homeless is how big-city and blue state liberals do fascism.
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Every time you use ChatGPT or something like it, you’re helping to train an algorithm that is actually being developed to do things like this
Written order to come within 30 days (he issued it now bc the law is supposed to go into effect Monday. Rough holding is that it likely violates the 1A to compel companies issue disclosures related to DEI and ESG they don't think are true. Trump-appointed Judge Alan Albright.
i have so many questions that i don't actually want answers to
Chuck Schumer's just like the rest of us, posting for the authorities to do something about all this.
The thing about RFK that gets me is that there really isn't a historical analog. Even among genocidaires and mass murderers, I don't think there's ever been anyone as generally anti-life and anti-human as Kennedy, and I'm not sure anyone ever has or will match his ultimate death toll
ai is built on violations of consent facebook is founded on misogyny
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Wonder Pick lets you pick out of packs your friends have opened, and also a bevy of strangers. there's no pure wonder trade yet
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It finally happened.
(takes huge bong rip) so i think i figured out how to solve the colorado river watershed tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
To be clear: this is yet another reason why many of these laws are so problematic. If people want to run fediverse instances of any size, the fact that costly age verification requirements could put them in legal jeopardy, is very bad. Regulators make laws as if every website is Facebook.
Dear people who are saying that the CDC directors who quit yesterday should have “stayed and fought”, With all due respect, you do not grasp the magnitude of the problem of RFK Jr. He is asking them to do unethical and immoral things that will actively harm the people of the United States. 1/3
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
i didn't know such a thing existed in the first place? i'd definitely get several of them lol
i couldn't give any less shits about what people call me
that would rule, actually
yeah i wonder why we all turned out _like this_
Walgreens has officially been bought out by private equity. Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
being a rural metalhead at this time fucking sucked, i can confirm first hand.
I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes. Just thought I’d mention that
Ah, yes, for all you young people: there was a relentless effort to manufacture a consensus that Columbine was caused by Goth culture, industrial music, and videogames. The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
trans people are so powerful that it takes multiple nazi reichs to take them down and they’re still here, and they’ll always be here
this rhetorical trick fucking sucks. these areas aren't uniformly white assholes. that's who VOTES there, not the only people getting fucking killed by their politics. this gleeful shit is just eugenic horseshit with a "lefty" coat of paint, man fire all the cops and fund the hospitals.
lmao, fuckin Cassidy pulling a Susan Collins trying to do an oversight on the leopard he attached to his own fucking face. rube. dipshit. traitor to the american public's health. some fucking doctor you are, dickhead
AND NOW THE SENIOR CDC LEADERS HAVE JOINED THE WALK OUT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ7Q...
saw ashli babbitt trend and got worried she wasn't dead anymore
Shooter was a detransitioned anti-trans Nazi whose ideology was in lockstep with 99% of Trumpism. But the fascists won't let the truth get in the way of an extermination plan they were already working on anyway.
wild how people want to get rid of autistic trans people and think that the Internet would still work
I have initial confirmation of a CDC walkout happening - will be looking for news coverage & more details.
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ANOTHER COURT WIN! A federal judge has ruled that Gov. Ron DeSantis’ law that bans books conservatives deem harmful is unconstitutional and overbroad.
i want to get a "foo" joke in here somehow but i don't see the line yet
if it helps i'm assured by my mexican friends that she sucks shit in a lot of predictable and ordinary ways her foreign PR is spotless tho
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i wonder what it says about me that my debugging brain works more or less fine even when my tech writing and new code brains are completely offline
lmao the hoops you gotta jump through to say that shit as a tech person in 2025
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