"I'm not dead yet." "But I don't want to go on the cart." "I think I'll go for a walk."
"I'm not dead yet." "But I don't want to go on the cart." "I think I'll go for a walk."
Stroke? Irony's a bitch.
I was there tonight. My third Bernie rally going all the way back to his first appearance at that venue in June 2015. Two observations apropos of nothing: First, Bernie remains remarkably unchanged over that full decade's time. Second, Susan Collins may finally get vomited out of our body politic.
Of course he's not capable. It's 'Weak End' at Bernie's in the West Wing. Strap in, it's gonna get daaaaarrrrk.
Yet another entitled 'exempted class'-hole reflexively putting the (Anglo-connoted) 'c-word' in CEO. Not only was this NOT a 'huge mistake,' it wasn't even a surprising revelation.
He's looking a bit six-foot deep hole'n wan.
The artist of course being Shepard Ferry over the river Styx.
CDC = Can't Do Crazy
In other words, dictatorship is a derivative art from.
From what I can spy through the glass doors, the inside of their home looks to be a chaotic mess. That is one depressingly grim tableau. Best of luck to those kids. Finding a big enough place to sleep amongst all dad's guns can't be any goddam picnic.
Home Despot. Perfect.
Also, he's gonna lose his fucking shoe in that calf-alanche.
Great photo clearly showing his big necktie giving way to 'bigly' necrotized.
Like that's not grooming.
Few-words folly.
Is that Melba toast?
Big Wedgie
The Reagan portrait in the background is fitting given that the GOP arrived at Trump by tracing the Gipper's existential trajectory with astounding precision. Which is to say, unapologetic racism and many years of progressively degenerative incapacitation far beyond any plausible hope of recovery.
Commodus/Commode-U.S.
"Broad intrusion!" cries the convicted rapist and sex trafficker. Without irony. Daddy's little aristocrat. Fucking perfect.
She was a tone deaf candidate who ran a shitty, obtusely centrist Cheney-humping campaign in a high-temperature, base-turnout-takes-all election. She predictably lost to a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and unindicted insurrectionist. Because loser industrial complex establishment Democrats.
While everyone remembers Armstrong and Aldren, most people probably don't remember that Mike Collins was a total badass. He had the cool to compose and take this great shot moments before having to execute the most consequential docking maneuver of his astronautical career.
For those making their own conversion charts at home, that one Bill Bar burn bag per 173 seconds.
Retrograde neoliberal/DLC assholes like him are precisely what turned the Democratic Party into the Wall St. donor class-beholden loser industrial complex that it is today.
Judging from the photo, I'd say we can look forward to having our Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Eighth Amendment rights getting trampled by fuck me boots. Good to know.
The corruption and lawless moral Catholicism of the Vati-con majority Roberts court knows no bounds, full stop.
Horsemen, circus clowns—tomato, to-MAH-to.
Lock step cadence likely would have woken Trump from his narcoleptic slumber, so perhaps there's that to consider as well.
Will he issue a papal edict regarding the tradition of rubber on the mound?
The Recording Academy's decision followed her Cowboy Carter win, not to mention a George Wallace seance.
Paging Reginald Denny.
Not of utmost importance to say the least, but nonetheless I AM wondering: how long before the I.O.C. convenes an emergency confab to either cancel or relocate the 2028 LA Summer Olympic games.
My several prior comments accusing the Democratic Party of being a loser industrial complex are only further substantiated by shit like this IMHO.
Do tell, Elon. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
So happy for you both!
Yep.
He may or may not be full MAGA, but he's definitely full corporate media careerist. Regardless, yeah. Fuck him.
"Asked if he was concerned about alleged drug use by Musk, Trump's Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller told reporters: "The drugs that we're concerned about are the drugs running across the southern border."" Because exempted class status has its privileges, donchyaknow.
Turning on Leonard Leo? That, it seems to me and aside from being hilarious, is openly flirting with some Opus Dei-level retribution.
Taco Bellicose
HHS responding to the directives of the Dept. Of Greed & Exterminationism, I assume.
It's anti-governance of by and for the abuses, gains, and prerogatives, of the exempted class. Full stop.
Joint Chiefs of Stash
Just another indicator of the anti-governance exterminationist agenda of an exempted class that would rather there be far fewer of us to suppress, thank you very much. I mean, have you seen the price of private mercenaries these days? Plus remote island real estate's gone through the roof. Heavens
Good thinking. Always best to maximize your comet proximity.
Oh c'mon, Trump doesn't use em dashes.
AI equals digital reverb for billionaire assholes.
I'm guessing underpaid assembly line worker with knowledge of English and a sense of humor.
Yeah, sort of like how I recently strained compliance with a stop light. NYT's headline writers can and should just fuck all the way off.
Yeah well, being erected in dedication to Donald Trump isn't typically in the "real presidential library" wheelhouse either.
I hear Boeing's QC compliance and oversight isn't what it used to be. Just sayin'.
Neoliberal NYT flack to give pep talk to donor-driven, consultant-beholden, loser industrial complex. Yeah, that'll fix everything.
And there you have it. Trump's ignorance, narcissism, corruption, and self-dealing have gone so far beyond the horizon as to have circumnavigated back around to Jimmy Carter-grade austerity.
That's more like it. Implied burger-shaped communion wafers, I presume.
Because, you know, Trump-substantiation.
Yeah well, maybe when Trump cacks the Catholic Conference can post meme pics of burger shaped communion wafers.
Fish piercings. AKA fishing. Most fish typically only get one.
Lewd.
I certainly hope he's proposing a complete and retroactive ban. Because any ban that's not retroactive will be largely if not entirely symbolic.
Six weeks in and Trump's already floundering in his 'two doll' trade war waged against a Chinese government that formerly instituted and successfully enforced a one child policy—for 36 years. Go ahead and take a wild guess how this is gonna turn out.
The GOP has long been, and remains, existentially Reaganite in its combined unapologetic racism and degenerative functional incapacitation far, FAR, beyond any plausible hope of recovery. We need to rid ourselves of it as much as we need to rid ourselves of Trump and all of his enabling grotesques.
"Is this Heaven?" Field of Streams awaits Skidless Joe.
Sometimes carrier skippers will turn suddenly when shit's getting towed across the flight deck. We call it 'Crazy Hegseth.'
Shades of casual green parka-clad Dick Cheney at the formal commemoration of the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz back in 2005. Dark side assholes, both.
Not unlike Dick Cheney wearing a green parka to 60th anniversary commemoration of the liberation of Auschwitz twenty years ago.
You're right, it doesn't. But it does have a future penury penalty almost certain to be incurred by anyone who needs to reproduce in order to be able to put together $5K.
Hey, war fighter needs his war paint, amirite?
Ah, the mythical "veneer of discipline." Is that anything like a pivot? Fuck all the way off, NYT.
Encouraging young adults who can't possibly afford to live anywhere other than their parents basement to breed harder... Genius!
I'd like to think that he saw in Vance the least among us.
That smile in the photo looks totally unforced. Not at all like the rictus grin of an authoritarian cop's emotionally traumatized son careening towards a gun violence meltdown. Shocker.
I'd imagine Mercury's killing it on passive solar as well.
Given that Trump was in office when the 2028 Summer Games host city was announced in 2017, it's astonishing that the IOC awarded them to LA in the first place. Because, you know, social and political instability and such.
"[T]he main narrative on the tariff regime will be how and when to secure concessions." AKA the vig.
Directly, inversely—tomato, to-mah-to.
Not to mention a be-dunced confederacy of downstream Wall Street execs willing to spin his/its systemically omnicidal fecklessness as a messaging problem.
I suppose if ones idea of "hot' is a visage of debauched Hunger Games Capitol dwellers then, yeah, I suspect this qualifies. Beautiful and superior OTOH, not so much.
So second-term Trump's Nazism is too, what, incrementalist? Jesus.
So now he's going to, what, drone on about it? Like a grievance queen?
Leave it to needy ass Trump to compete even on ear prominence.
Musk intends to cut the SSA and ultimately privatize the entire program. Big fucking surprise. Still an outrage, however.
Sounds like the makings for the sort of peer-to-peer block chain I could get behind.
Anti-governance of by and for the exempted class, Take who-the-fuck-knows-I've-lost-count.
Seriously, fuck John Roberts.
You know what else was a heavy lift? That Elvis casket.
"Just the beginning" is right, clownwipe.
Good on Cory Booker for bladder-dunking on Strom Thurmond. Impressive! I couldn't do that.
Survival mode desperation is the point. Starving people are less likely to show up to protest. Or vote.
How's America's phallus looking now? Not so bad, huh? (Just ignore Susan Collins. And Paul LePage.)
Henceforth to be known as a Grasslian slip.
Looks like a guy who could use some face time with his sponsor—oh, wait.
Sort of reminiscent of John Cleese saying 'fuck' at Graham Chapman's funeral.
That pose looks decidedly more Larry Flint.
I repeat: Anti-governance of, by, and for the abuses, gains, and prerogatives of the exempted class both requires and guarantees the elevation to power of the least competent among us. Of course Signal gate happened. Of course Trump's people are going to fuck up. They're incompetent BY NECESSITY.
Schumer's book tour— now THAT'S a debacle.
I think I see the problem. Hegseth prefers OpSec Lite.
Lemme guess: Kegseth was texting from a bar stool (?).
This painting is sublimely commemorative of his 'tennis shorts butt' period IMHO.
That twit forfeited whatever scant remaining moral authority he had 20+ years ago with his support for the lesser Bush's re-invasion of Iraq. Zombie wingnut cheerleaders like him are a fairly substantial part of how we got to where we are today. I'll thank him to fuck all the way off.