Marshall Newhouse (@mnewhouse.bsky.social) reposted
Ok, FINE. I will post TCUs unhinged videos after wins since they don’t have an account here. LookWhatYouMadeMeDo.mp4
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view profile on Bluesky Marshall Newhouse (@mnewhouse.bsky.social) reposted
Ok, FINE. I will post TCUs unhinged videos after wins since they don’t have an account here. LookWhatYouMadeMeDo.mp4
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so thankful I am not a part of said bullshit
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
He is nationalizing the UNC football team
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Finland played their first decent test in Lithuania today; Markkanen was forced out of every comfort zone and went 6/17 with 5 turnovers. Added 6 assists and finished +5 in a 3 point loss: this is the sort of thing I've demanded he add to his NBA game. If you can't get your shots, make good passes
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah need more Civ 7 around here
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Was not expecting two punters on there When I saw the 49ers 4, I was like there ain't no way that's Andy Lee and surely I've forgotten about someone lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
The Fullcast consistently streaming on LinkedIn is one of my favorite half-bits
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Not looking forward to the Tokyo Drift version of this
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
You have a salient point here
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit I never thought of it this way, you're right lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I married an Alabama graduate and that was fun for a while I guess
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Lauri Markkanen has like forty dunks this Eurobasket and he's often cackling and smiling at whoever he dunked on This is a different dude
Junk Knuckles (@lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social) reposted
watching nascar
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
TIL Tulane is a smart kid school?
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
My law school has done some dumb things this year but at least they did this right (three years too late)
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Audibly laughed, lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
We need more MAC on bluesky dawg!
Steph Noh (@stephnoh.bsky.social) reposted
You may have heard of Hawaii kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, who taught himself how to kick via YouTube at age 20 because nobody near him in Japan knew how. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Read one of the most unbelievable stories in college football: www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-foot...
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
at halftime vs. GBR, Lauri Markkanen is on pace to score 58 points in a Eurobasket game, lmao
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta keep up the fitness against the radical death cult ethnostate amirite guyyyyys
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
This absolutely ruled and I laughed and smiled throughout. 'Grant Nevens' (sp?) remains my favorite bit and character Hell yeah @eliyudin.com youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
I forgot that because of my Minnesota Timberwolves Respecter bonafides that I've a significant amount of University of Minnesota mutuals So to that end I welcomed and appreciated the fun little skirmish against my dear University at Buffalo Bulls, one of the progrums in the Mid American Conference
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
buddy it's not that serious i am a fan of a mid american conference school
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
go bulls!
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
I see that my dear University at Buffalo Bulls are playing the Savannah Bananas tonight
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Gabriele Procida was a DNP-CD for Italy vs. Greece today, so, ah, not looking great for his NBA future. Not the end-all, be-all, but the tunnel doesn't exsctly have any light in it
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Pumpkin beer season is here! I am a summer superfan and I'll always fade sweaters and darkness, but pumpkin beers rule. Wanted to love this one. I don't! Tastes fake and gimmicky, like how fake banana flavor doesn't taste like bananas. 2.25/5, will drink the 4-pack
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
I respect the Utah Jazz social team doing 5,000 posts about Team Finland and Lauri Markkanen and when and how to watch And not giving a flying fuck about Jusuf Nurkic and Bosnia and Herzegovina
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I cracked open my sandwich at 9:45 yesterday. A new record for me
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Czechia had Vit Krejci! (The rest of their roster is butt lol)
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Early dumb Eurobasket thoughts - Neemias Queta was dominant, Czechia absolutely sucks but he had no match - Still always surprising to me that GBR can never put together a remotely adequate national team - Why did I never know Tristan Da Silva was on the German national team?
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Ace Bailey early entrant into the NBA's annual PR Award for 'Just Copy and Paste this message onto your socials!'
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm getting to it! I'm getting to it!!!!!
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
congrats!!! after my final gold stake i am on a permanent break, ha. just in time for "Civ 7, but it's actually good now, we promise"
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Was always gonna be Fears or Knueppel for fantasy for me
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Couldn't get Ace Bailey with the 5th pick in my dynasty fantasy basketball rookie draft, so Kon Knueppel better not be total garbage @rgiss.bsky.social because I hated selecting him
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Oh cool, the Team USA ZZZ-team lost to Uruguay in the AmeriCup
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Never even wore this uniform haha
Keith Parish (@fastbreakbreak.bsky.social) reposted
you guys better hurry there are only 17 highlighter yellow bojan bogdanovic replica jerseys remaining
KeithSmithNBA (@keithsmithnba.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
NBA players on EuroBasket 2025 rosters: Germany 🏀Dennis Schroder 🏀Franz Wagner 🏀Tristan da Silva Lithuania 🏀Jonas Valanciunas Montenegro 🏀Nikola Vucevic Sweden 🏀Pelle Larsson Bosnia and Herzegovina 🏀Jusuf Nurkic Georgia 🏀Goga Bitadze Greece 🏀Giannis Antetokounmpo 2/3
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget about Utah's draft rights to Gabriele Procida!
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Burden doesn't move the needle for me at all
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell yeah brother
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha the "no NY schools" detail Judy made me raise my eyebrow (we're going to be very bad this year)
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you have against the University at Buffalo???
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Who tf complained about this lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
I care about one (1) fantasy football league, and it's this dynasty auction-style thing where we bid multi year contracts against each other every free agency Our 'free agency period' is today and uhhhh I am so unprepared Gonna end up giving a 5 year contract to, like, Najee Harris
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for a high point beer then
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know this about either! Thanks for this - for some reason I remember Qadry more than Rocket
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know the answer to your question but it's definitely not Lakewood lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved Andray Blatche so much haha
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Gotta keep it honest around here After averaging a trillion points per game in the first three friendlies, Markkanen only scored 6 points in 17 minutes in Finland's final friendly vs Poland. 0/7 from 2 point range. 3/3 from the stripe. The tape is everything when it comes to Lauri's bad 2pt games
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
With some of those Toblerones they sell at Duty Frees you could fit some Very Large Caltrops
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Crate & Barrel will fight that trademark:
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
"Merry Christmas..." lmao
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
probably, like, forty dollars.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Life takes people in ways they don't predict or prefer, my friend
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah my awkward feeling is that I want Collier to be good but he caps out as a backup PG and that's fine and won't move the needle
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Just basic-ass 'hey we're about to talk about some sports' which is what anyone actually wants. Love it. Good product at a fair price
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
The more I think about this upcoming Utah Jazz season...they're gonna pull off a 32-win campaign that will piss off precisely everyone in the universe. They'll have the 8th best lottery odds and get jumped, forfeiting the pick. The only way I see this doesn't happen is if the PG play remains an F.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Note that those 10:30 games neeeeever actually started at 10:30 haha
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
you just extended Joe Ingles' career 14 years
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
i only have the shorts! i only have the shorts!!!!!!!!!!!
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
okay man
Snowden St. (@snowden.st) reposted
You can tell when someone has the steeled spine of a poster familiar with 00s era Jazz fans online
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
And people wonder why I am the way that I am the lone Jazz fan in 2007 willing to say no, Deron Williams is not better than Chris Paul
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Want to cue @dinfontay.com for any market trends that speak to actual truth here, but I feel like this is targeted to the millennial/gen x contingent that hasn't curbed drinking as much, and it feels like those are big grocery store visitors at their ages these days (I'm not old! I'm not old!!!)
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone keeps talking about the depth at the WR position, and, sure, lots of good players, but people are talking about WR5s like they are WR2s and they super are not
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Is that good
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
As long as it's actually 11 then I think a nod to a more popular local time for MT/PT is fine Noting that TNT 10:30 games would frequently tip at like 10:47 or something stupid anyways - you people won't notice the difference
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Lauri Markkanen scored 42 points (20 FTA) and had 12 rebounds in 24 minutes against Poland today. Added 3 blocks. Just absurd numbers for an int'l match.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
I just learned against my will that Darren Rovell has the self-proclaimed largest Warren Buffett signature collection that he estimates (lol) as being worth $2-$5 million
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
jesus fuckin christ
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I didn't know this guy died already, damn www.crossingbroad.com/news/phillie...
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
HERE COMES THE PIZZA
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
No longer doubting who I pick lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Nori was a good dog
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Checking out the Intuit dome would be on my bucket list, personally
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Hey @andybehrens.bsky.social are you going around the podcast circuit this month? Would love to catch you on your random hits in addition to your own stuff
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Utah, yes on a 3 year deal plus a player option, no question.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! Love learning new things.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but was this played at...Gonzaga?
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
The @pacificatrocitiesedu instagram account is incredibly powerful and educational stuff
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Hey @homefield.bsky.social I really need you to start adding more Buffalo gear.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh was this the 'Real Truth' she threatened us all with last week
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know who this was and Google Lens' AI summary was as reliable as ever, but scrolling further down to similar results I went OH that was not who I was expecting lol
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh NOW we're Isaiah Collier fans
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
The 7th game at Boston isn't exactly a terrifying matchup anymore either, even on a road B2B.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Mavericks are going to lose AD early and D'Angelo Russell and Cooper Flagg are going to Tank Commander a pretty shit roster to 22 wins
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
He's gonna have a 30 burger in November that'll have everyone tripping out of their fucking minds
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
Utah Over is free money here They won't win more than 30 because they have to keep their pick, but it is virtually certain that Markkanen/Kessler will play every game until March that they are healthy in, and that alone gets you 15+ wins.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
got a list of what beers we're talking?
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay yes but I also did not want to take Theory 201 and 202 and have them completely occupy my entire life as a glorified music performance hobbyist trying to get into law school 😅
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
The only excuse for this outcome is that he didn't know the play because, uh, the options are RIGHT there and by design!
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
I was 2 classes away from a music minor. Guess which classes they were, haha
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social)
As a 49ers fan I'm sitting here thinking 'man, I dint think we've had anyone since Steve Young, not even a random scrub' and oh man did this video absolutely sadden me when you get to it.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Golden is such a bizarre town to me in this way.
[Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool! It what context did you get to meet him?