Slept in my Megadeth shirt, woke up dead.
https://bsky.app/profile/marquells.bsky.social A very really real human who hates maga morons and loves burritos and weirdos; Remembers their Oath; They/Them; Uses the word "treacherous" a lot lately. Esse Quam Videri
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Slept in my Megadeth shirt, woke up dead.
I've been using the word "delusional" a lot over the past decade, often with the modifier "dangerously."
The lies surrounding Vietnam had the nation at each other's throats.
Dudes get that jacked to impress other dudes.
It took all of 3 months for me to get booted a few years ago. I don't play well with maga.
The sign said it is for sale.
Don't answer; check your messages and call them.
LUCKY!
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my parasocial girlfriend broke up with me. you won't believe what she said, she said ... and that really hurt!
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A sea turtle surfacing by a MASSIVE school of rays near Clearwater, Florida a couple days ago. Another post into the BluSky void. Maybe 2 or 3 people will see this one and my time won't have been wasted. I'll keep trying a little longer. #nature #animals #amazing #wildlife #awesome #ocean
YAY! I'm glad you're on bsky
The face of great leadership in 2025.
Is it harming you in some way?
I'm having an Anthrax kind of day.
Surreal
I have this sparrow to share.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Ukraine Revives the Oil War Strategy That Helped Crush Nazi Germany Ukraine has now adopted this same logic. Its precision drone and missile strikes against Russian refineries are dismantling Moscow’s ability to finance and supply its war kyivinsider.com/ukraine-revi...
in many ways the murder clowns failed us
They inspired me, so that's something.
Mind the weather and the flood planes.
CDC rebranding to Corpse Disposal Committee
I don't think I need another show from the folks behind The Office, thanks
Beige TV
I’ve heard from a couple of messaging strategists now that people shouldn’t post so much about COVID19 vaccines because it’s “divisive”. I am here to say that I do not give a damn what is popular. I will never ignore scientific evidence for the sake of expediency, and neither should anyone else.
Who wants to go to a Halloween Party? Maybe NYC?
< dumb Trump-related AI slop reminding you of something you couldn't forget if you tried >
I stay away from misanthropes.
Does an alternative party have any significant following? Hold any elected offices? Have prominent proponents that may win and serve an administration?
Consider yourself derailed from movie watching when that hand sneaks into them panties.
haven’t looked into it too closely yet but I was heartened to see the google trends report indicate the hiking community showing so much interest in my recipe for Gross Old Rancid Piss
A handful of surgeons went after it with rusty spoons and dirty magnifying glasses on three occasions. Indoctrinated in woke modern medicine, they didn't believe in "cheese theory." Not saying we can't try that in the future tho.
Any relation? youtu.be/cUgs4SULASc
My name is StarBaby. You may call me StarBaby. ⭐️
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
In a milkshake, it was a double-barreled brain freeze.
remember the 90s when we would so brazenly use 2 plastic single use straws at once just for the flair
Stop offloading cognitive tasks to "generative AI." Stop using systems w/ "AI" features either inextricably woven through them or prominently displayed at the top to nudge you into their use. Stop *Designing* "AI" tools & integrations that way. Stop building or using "AI" like this. Fucking Stop it.
Katie. Materials Scientist here. RFK jr. is trying to get a lot of people killed.
Babies need cigarettes.
Doctors recommend Camels.
I wonder if the leadership at the school tried praying for guidance and protection?
Thanks!
Of course it would help! I'm dealing with radiation damage incurred in a fight with a brain tumor.
Just melted some on a Baked Potato.
Call out some key signatures for your songs you play on guitar for a newish bassist, eh?
I understand. I'm seven years in fighting an aggressive brain tumor. I went from the guy teaching karate and triathlons to a lump of shit.
fr fr no cap
I'm here living my ethos along with you. Some days are better than others. More days than others, I wake up pissed that I woke up at all. But here we are.
Don't be sorry, friend. The human experience is full of fucked up things to endure, and chaos brings us each something a little different.
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Decorating baked potatoes, watching football, and playing bass wyd
Scientist here. A scale bar and legend would help. Am I looking at a doplar image of relative proton/ion velocities?
The dot gov addresses read very differently. Militarytimes is always a good read.
Trump is a huge middle finger from maga to us woke libs for daring to build a better society in service to all through educated means, and not one from millions of interpretations of a single book.
It's a legit news site but reads like an article from The Onion. www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/mil...
They too employ satire
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Eat shorts, private girlfiend.
JFC
Pink Floyd's arrangements made their albums experiences.
I'm watching bats hunting wyd
Such a contrast
Gonna bathe in pumpkin spice body wash, then have some pumpkin spice cereal, then get a pumpkin spice flu shot, then a pumpkin spice oil change, then
Pumpkin spice enema parties with other pumpkin spice things to put in your pumpkin spice orifices with your pumpkin spice friends.
Imagine this is your facial texture
A fucking death cult.
Good.
Hello, yes, today I brought you thirty seconds of duck butts. Plz share if you think others could use thirty seconds of duck butts. Please note these are not dickbutts, butt duck butts. I saw in an old tome of medical maldies a woman was born with a cloaca. Naturally, she had a good sex life.
The polite fuck off is killing my soul
There's video of a woman snatching a baseball away from a kid at a MLB game, fyi.
Make it make sense.....
We all need to survive this because we’re human and our lives matter, but we also need to get revenge.
Mark?
Thanks for letting me know, Scott.
Today's special is chunky dingleberry stew.
I enforce a strict no-emotions-at-work policy.
Shit I'm in tears on Friday morning youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI
I hope Doomkick re-splats my posts from 9 months ago next year.
CDC says cancer is just an astrological sign.
We are the olds
Here's hoping everyone has a great Friday leading into Labor Day Weekend, and none of you pinch off early.
Tell Trump to fuck off.
Did anyone read the article?
Time and numbers will tell if they mean what they say of if it's just more volume from the firehose of bullshit.
France is a nuclear armed nation, and Ruzzia has the second-best army in Ukraine. Reckless saber rattling.
This is absolutely amazing. From the Air Force Times, too. Read w tongue in cheek. www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/mil...
Gimme some tots
Peace Bird 