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And the seat up?

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Special Peter Crouch bench in Kingston upon Thames

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What no swear words, how disappointing

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Huddersfield must be sh1te Sorry had to say it 🤭

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Why would he dive when he was touched by one of his team mates?

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Blue iced ring?

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Once you pop, you can’t stop

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To make it really British you need to call it “Carry on Rogue Trooper”

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Translated does that mean they are the dogs?

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Next you’ll be blaming Big Dave for pooing in the bird bath

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Reformer voters with brains? Are you having a laugh

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Maybe the Chinese don't have Specsavers

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Oh Matron

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Never have so many been waiting for some feathers to grow.

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Someone should be fired for the spelling mistake, it's LABOUR

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Chocolate digestives in the fridge how could you🤬

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American food is usually only fit for feeding to your dog

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Daily Fail telling porkies whatever next

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Top tweet

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It did wonders for my 5G reception

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Did he invite you to Dubai when Isabel isn’t there?

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Thanks for saving me from hitting the off button or listening

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Welcome to University Challenge, we have Zack from Thicko University in Manchester

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I wouldn’t be listening to him

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I guess he doesn’t mean Y fronts with skid marks when he talks about pants.

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Thanks for teaching me some essential Latin

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Big Geoff is innocent

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A new song by Dream Academy?

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Is out called Bugs? As I can see two eyes and some bunnies teeth

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I didn’t know that Crafty had a sister.

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Thank you very much, I now have tea all over my phone

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And the secret Tory defects to reform

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A hard of thinking “journalist” maybe for gb news?

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Keanu will love you even more with flexible thighs

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At least the dog might now live with responsible people.

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Drinking vinegar is preferable to having Noel Skum as a friend

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Straight to the point RIP

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It’s Crackerjack

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What Apple needs is the “blue circle of death” I really miss that

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Spot on

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122nd free cup of tea just received

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Serious Journalism? Have you started working for GB news?

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Yellow plumed sea slug sounds like a compliment to me

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Calm down calm down vibes

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The blue circle of death can’t cope with a fiveankles tackle. Toptoptoptoptop help desking

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They were flipping brilliant

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It’s ARE country

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One of each to start with then it might get messy

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Al Trash is innocent

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He definitely sucks c#ck

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Voted

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The Daily Mullet

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Carlsberg make crap beer but great adverts

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Have be good to beat Pride,Prejudice and Zombies

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Slightly wrong that is definitely the “watching someone put the tea in before the milk” expression.

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She’s not rite wing enuff for are country

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Vote tactically It works we got rid of dim Dom

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Apologies to Jayne, Chris and all the other skaters but this was the highlight of last night’s show

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Is that real? If so where is it?

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He had a blue tick so I believe him😜

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Where can I buy these speakers? I don’t need them but military grade.

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A more polite version👍

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The graph we’ve all been waiting for

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I approve of his sense of humour

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Ruin a Tesla? They come already ruined

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YPLAC and get a wet car

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You forgot the very dodgy mullet

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God looking down on her subjects

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At least one more

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Everyday must be a Beaker day

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Tweet or whatever of the day

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I don’t want to unpatriotic but TimTams are far superior to Penguins

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No longer the Secret Tory are you now the secret Spectator journalist?

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If BMW made pickups

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Perfect ratio, served with custard and cream

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I prefer crumbles to pies

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American cheese? Hahahahahahahahaha

martin5318008.bsky.social (@martin5318008.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s right he’s thinking about boobs

martin5318008.bsky.social (@martin5318008.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday Austin and many happy trainspottiing returns

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It’s well known that the yanks can’t spell English

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Just a flesh wound.

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Got Luke a follow

martin5318008.bsky.social (@martin5318008.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no Glennnn has gone woke and sold his soul to the lefty do gooder types

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Now that’s what I come here for Tagine pics

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Does he look back in anger?

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You beat me to it. Top reply

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Is Rivian a skip company in the USA?

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Keanu has changed recently

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Half a pint of Bud shite shandy to be generous

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Why would anyone fix a Chevy?

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Colouring in Spectacles surely?

martin5318008.bsky.social (@martin5318008.bsky.social) reply parent

Nail on the head tweet. A pity that Noel Skum wasn’t on the rocket.

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But you still need your 5G nanobots

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Didn’t miss the drummer

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Top tweet

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I’m not sure you are cut out for a career in sales

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If you want to cut down on c bombs, don’t go on twatter. I do find I need it less on here.