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Martin Johnson

@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social

Looking on in mounting horror

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

They seem to be attracting the anti-abortion / Christo-fascist element

17/9/2025, 2:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't she under investigation?

17/9/2025, 2:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Reform's polling isn't moving either. They've topped out at 30% - only 9 points ahead at this stage under the current circumstances doesn't seem that much given the hype they are getting. Any proper scrutiny should see at least 10% lopped off that.

17/9/2025, 2:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 5:51:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

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16/9/2025, 5:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Breckwoldt (@jamesbreckwoldt.bsky.social) reposted

What Happened to Labour's 2024 Voters? Using the recent wave of the @britishelectionstudy.com I look at people who voted Labour in 2024: - How many are still with the party? - How many have left? - Why might that be? TLDR: they've left because of economic issues/concerns, probably.

16/9/2025, 8:10:17 AM | 57 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm now thinking of that MI6 bloke who was found folded up in a zipped up bag and they concluded he put himself in there. Cosy.

16/9/2025, 2:13:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Still only a single digit lead

16/9/2025, 12:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Your Party will succeed in putting up some Palestine flags on some UK allotments.

16/9/2025, 9:11:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The famous 'Rivers of Piss' protest

15/9/2025, 2:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Seveneves is an odd book. The first half is absolutely incredible sci fi but the second half is just weird and not in a good way.

15/9/2025, 8:59:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

On some dark days I might imagine punching some fascists lights out but that’s really not how I roll. Laughing at them is always better

14/9/2025, 7:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 6:08:06 PM | 420 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The WSJ owes the trans community a massive apology and it needs to be front page in the biggest font possible.

12/9/2025, 5:50:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m on board

12/9/2025, 5:48:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

They should invent a logging on that immediately catapults you out of the front door

12/9/2025, 5:39:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

A shiv in the shower awaits

12/9/2025, 2:37:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

There wasn't anywhere near this level of scrutiny when he was appointed.

12/9/2025, 2:26:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he makes it to trial.

12/9/2025, 2:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

This has made me feel happy and a bit sad at the same time. Weird.

12/9/2025, 2:17:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Facts are facts: Right-wing extremists account for the overwhelming majority of extremist-linked deaths in America.

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11/9/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 7644 3653 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, this professionally carried out killing is opening up opportunities all over the shop and the timing was incredibly convenient.

12/9/2025, 10:44:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they hired him because he was friends with a pedo?

12/9/2025, 8:37:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump "Hey, where's Mandy?" Starmer: "I had to fire him for lying about his association with a child rapist.....would you like some more tea?"

12/9/2025, 7:50:45 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Every photo of Patel has taken him by surprise

11/9/2025, 7:44:21 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a bar?

11/9/2025, 11:53:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Has she ever made a film that wasn't a banger?

11/9/2025, 10:13:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

What Kim Darroch up to these days?

11/9/2025, 10:12:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

No one has been caught and yet American conservatives know exactly who did it and why. It feels like it's being used as a pretext for something, something really bad.

11/9/2025, 8:13:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Binning him off just before the state visit might be decent shade in an otherwise massive fucking shitshow

10/9/2025, 7:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be a nice coded message to Trump

10/9/2025, 3:10:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Axes and horses together just makes me think of the Godfather

10/9/2025, 3:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that he carried on dealing with him after he was convicted makes my blood boil.

10/9/2025, 12:55:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm slightly miffed GoGo Penguin didn't get a nod this year - a superb album. CMAT for the win.

10/9/2025, 10:57:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

This needs qualifying as to whether or not the respondents think it's a good thing or not.

10/9/2025, 8:58:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we also use the term 'brexiter' rather than 'brexiteer'? Let's not give them any thoroughly undeserved hint of adventurousness.

10/9/2025, 8:16:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Brexiter is a plastic patriot? I can't believe it

10/9/2025, 8:05:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

How much of their post conference polling dip was down to announcing Nadine Dorries as a marquee signing? I was under the impression Reform voters despise Johnson for botching brexit and massively increasing immigration. Becoming a repository for failed Tories is not what Reform voters want, is it?

10/9/2025, 7:59:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not meant to end. The right's grievance machine needs constant fuel or it turns on itself. Immigration is low hanging fruit.

10/9/2025, 7:35:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

If anyone at a work meeting asks “any questions?” I occasionally reply “how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?” It goes down really nicely.

10/9/2025, 4:47:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Quixote

9/9/2025, 5:00:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Nature abhors a vacuum

9/9/2025, 1:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Labour are flailing about trying to 'head off' Reform when all they really needed to do is ignore them at let them head themselves off.

9/9/2025, 1:38:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

As soon as they open their mouths they display their unfitness for government. And I doubt hitching their wagon to MAGA so emphatically was such a great idea.

9/9/2025, 9:59:55 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I think they have decided to hide it too.

8/9/2025, 3:25:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure someone is hiring a JCB as I type this

8/9/2025, 2:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Not deliberately going against the grain here but didn't a Banksy mural get stolen in London recently? And by stolen I mean literally hacked out of the wall and carried away.

8/9/2025, 2:10:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Crack is a powerful drug

6/9/2025, 2:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure any scrutiny of their economic policies will be by a panel of experts including Oakeshott and someone from Tufton Street

6/9/2025, 11:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I just listened to a BBC6 music news bulletin gushing about how slick and professional their conference is this year. Still only polling around 30% though.

6/9/2025, 8:46:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social) reposted

The most important news from today's reshuffle:

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5/9/2025, 7:22:48 PM | 3593 511 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Every Tory horror show failure joining Reform will be a boost for parties that offer policies and people that actually connect.

4/9/2025, 8:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

How is anyone going to take them seriously when all Reform is now are the worst Tories and a bunch of conspiracy theorists?

4/9/2025, 8:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Minister for lambrini

4/9/2025, 8:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember as a kid being at the zoo and a hippo deployed the shit paddle and pebble dashed the lot of us. Good times.

4/9/2025, 8:08:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop pretending these guys are normal and do your bloody jobs properly

4/9/2025, 7:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Ripley: How many rodeos is this for you, Lieutenant? Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated. Vasquez: How many *combat* rodeos? Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one. Drake: Shit.

4/9/2025, 2:28:42 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social)

Maybe now we can find out what conveyancers actually do that takes that much time and money

4/9/2025, 2:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

He was fireplace salesman of the year.

4/9/2025, 1:24:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

There's an awful lot of it about

3/9/2025, 2:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

This is properly mental.

3/9/2025, 7:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social)

This is the delivery I voted for.

2/9/2025, 3:34:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fucking mental that this is the photo they have released to prove he’s ok.

1/9/2025, 6:26:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Why doesn’t he just plan to fuck off?

1/9/2025, 5:52:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do we always buy the lie that technology will somehow make us all into creatures of leisure? We are more likely to be inserted into the Matrix than live in The Culture

1/9/2025, 2:47:58 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Curry didn't originate in Britain but neither did Morris dancing or Christianity.

1/9/2025, 2:06:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The other day I heard a BBC news bulletin that didn’t mention immigration once and was generally quite positive.

1/9/2025, 6:31:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

But now, instead of billionaires with their own space programmes being taken out, Bond can now be deployed against the real evil of organised labour in fulfilment centres

1/9/2025, 6:21:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social)

I just listened to a BBC news bulletin that didn’t mention immigration once. Astonishing.

31/8/2025, 10:36:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just going to pop this fizzy wine in the fridge just in case.

31/8/2025, 10:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

In space no one can hear you in space

29/8/2025, 3:25:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

A conversation with an anti immigration fanatic revealed to me that they believe being in supranational organisations like the ECHR means 100s of millions of people could migrate to the UK at any time. These people want to nail the windows and doors shut whatever the cost. That’s the mentality of it

28/8/2025, 8:03:47 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

'crime crackdown' put down the Kool-Aid

28/8/2025, 3:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

One high ranking General has already tried to make the point that they swore allegiance to the constitution.

28/8/2025, 3:15:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The main ideological underpinning of Trump's second term is the Heritage Foundation. They are the architects of project 2025. Who would they back?

28/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It was only the other day people were talking about how it might end for Putin and everyone had the same thought of Beria's execution in Death of Stalin

28/8/2025, 3:13:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's really half-arsed. Just whole-arse it if you are going to do it, Trump

28/8/2025, 2:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

So 23% strongly approve. There is always around about 20% of a population that would vote for Cthulhu if they could.

28/8/2025, 2:30:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the same answer I give when people ask me "why do you fart into jars?"

28/8/2025, 2:12:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Has it got a strap?

28/8/2025, 2:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting some nice 'Shining' and 'Omen' vibes from the girl top left.

28/8/2025, 1:57:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Disappointing that it's only 40%

28/8/2025, 7:50:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The Overton Window is disappearing over the horizon

28/8/2025, 3:46:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

If it's too difficult politically for Starmer to do it himself why doesn't he let the 'powerful' pro-EU back bench group off the leash as a stalking horse? Let them make the case. And why are the Lib Dems not ruthlessly exploiting this more? Is there reluctance in the media to platform a challenge?

27/8/2025, 8:29:55 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

This has shot to no. 1 in my favourite Raphael Behr articles. It's really past time for the gloves to come off about brexit and Farage to have his nose rubbed in his mess. Labour needs to do far more as do the Lib Dems but the media are also seemingly reluctant to ask him difficult questions.

27/8/2025, 8:18:42 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Brought to you by 8 cans of premium Belgian lager

26/8/2025, 1:10:33 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's odd seeing Forbes articles pop up on my discovery feed. Acting like everything happening in America is perfectly normal.

26/8/2025, 11:20:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he playing China at Uno?

26/8/2025, 10:43:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife 'doesn't like sci fi' but loved the Murderbot Diaries. She also tried GOT and liked it until they killed Sean Bean. I did point out to her that's what normally happens to Sean Bean.

26/8/2025, 8:28:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear me out, this could be conspiracy theory territory but could the move to boats be a deliberate ploy to make the crisis more 'visible'? We know Putin has form in weaponising migrant crises and has links to people smuggling gangs. Could he have seen brexit as an opportunity to destabilise the UK?

26/8/2025, 7:50:23 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

When people say “I’m not racist I just have different opinions to you”. This is one of those opinions.

24/8/2025, 11:15:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

If I hadn't passed my A-levels and got into university I wouldn't have met my wife.

21/8/2025, 4:10:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw them at Glastonbury 2007 and they were easily one of the best acts there.

21/8/2025, 2:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Tuesday the 19th was the fourth consecutive day of no small boat arrivals according to the Home Office

21/8/2025, 8:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

Proper 'they throw you in jail if you say you're British' vibes.

21/8/2025, 8:32:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I meant the BBC6 music presenters

21/8/2025, 8:03:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's funny because it's true

21/8/2025, 7:52:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes you wonder what the presenters make of it given the openly progressive views some of them have.

21/8/2025, 7:50:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that ship sailed a long time ago.

20/8/2025, 8:19:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Johnson (@martinpjohnsonbass.bsky.social) reply parent

The BBC used to have a superb film review show on Radio 5 with Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode. That went with nothing to replace it. It's not easy to find critics you can trust

19/8/2025, 3:17:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view