“If it ain’t Stiff it ain’t worth a….”
Beware the leaven of Herod and the pharisees. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Not by might nor by power. The mouth speaks from the abundance of the heart.
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“If it ain’t Stiff it ain’t worth a….”
Organ farming
Use one of the company’s own phone numbers. It works unless they use two-factor authentication, which stymied me only once.
Heeheehee 😺
Study out of Tuft’s veterinary science division says OP is a horse’s ass.
No kidding! Great price.
Sold out 😭
Where, where??
Clap for Tinkerbell
September is Library Card Sign-Up Month! It’s a FREE way to support your embattled local library, and it’s a way to access great services like Kanopy and Hoopla. #filmsky #booksky 📽 📚
I watch entire movies for certain moments. This is at the top of that list.
Phew!
Hello? Anyone?
What is going on over there? bsky.app/profile/imlu...
🗣️📞The curfew shall not ring tonight!
Is there a Dumpster on the lawn to catch the garbage 😹
Anyone watch Caught Stealing? I hesitate about seeing it in the theater because the violence may be too much for me atm.
What I want in that scene: her dress!
Happy labor day!
High praise indeed
Whoa! I thought The Young Raja was completely lost.
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinng!
The guy from the Bally’s commercial!
Bigots are ultimately happy to out themselves.
One bag of milk, pls.
Sounds delightful
For starters
Twin Peaks: the 8-bit fan game… for the NES! ⛰️⛰️🌲☕️🍩🦉 #TwinPeaks #NES #FanGame #8bit #nesdev
Don’t try a line like that on Shanghai Lil.
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Sweet fancy Moses.
More than 1,100 of you wrote to tell us about the books that broadened your horizons, that you kept through every move, that inspired you to become English majors, librarians, writers and teachers.
Sick burn 🔥
Ireland was a respite, yes?
I am NOT psyched.
Best as I can figure, this provides more money to buy another.
Hell to the yes.
And bells with a long string!!!
Just saw this recently!
Have fun!
Apropos of nothing in particular, this pic makes me crave meatloaf or Salisbury steak plus mashed potatoes and peas and carrots with gravy, served on heavy white stoneware with a paper placemat. 🍽️
dun dun DUUUUNNN!!
Look forward to this every week ❤️
This is Bear. He was found on the streets with very little fur and inflamed skin. On top of that, his bladder had herniated, and he needed immediate surgery. Without intervention, his condition would have resulted in fatal complications. You can help him below ❤️🩹 15outof10.org/bear-2
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
Hooray!
Geel-da
😹 She’s hilarious.
Hot garbage.
Hi guys, Patty @pattyger.bsky.social has 62 k followers. So many of you know her and what a good human she is. Right now her kitty (Baxter) is fighting for his life. Please make this go viral. No amount is too small, and if you can't donate that's ok, but if we all shared this we could save a life.
CVS Health, a worldwide Fortune 10 company.
We learned from Missy that early identification of lymphoma made all the difference for her. If you can help sweet Baxter get the tests he needs please donate below. 🩷
Friendly reminder: Slice and/or crush containers that can trap small kids & animals.
Monsters are such interesting people. My stars!
We have had a great response to our call out for new volunteers and we are continuing to welcome more applicants! We are currently very low on our shelter volunteer numbers and we are having to stay under capacity because of this! We have the space to help more kitties but we currently can’t
He had a mild post-vaccination case that affected his taste, but he was slowly improving. Then he skipped his booster, thinking he built up antibodies. No dice. And now, no taste, because he got sick yet again.
A friend lost his sense of taste because he’s too healthy and strong for that booster nonsense. You sure showed the virus what’s what, my guy!
Shocking‼️
I dropped Amazon many years ago & have never regretted it.
This guy gets it
Good ol’ .txt
Physical media was always cool.
I wonder if the house is still there.
Honorary husky.
Those greebles aren’t going to chase themselves.
I once nuked a snack for 3 minutes when the directions said 30 seconds. It turned to carbon. Would’ve left it longer to make a 💎 but the microwave was billowing black smoke.
Yes, quite 🧐
Please get me a large block of plain cream cheese. Thanks!
I’ve been duped!
Yo @bwsaari.bsky.social
Such a beautiful poster!
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@patrickworld.bsky.social @dmandl.bsky.social youtu.be/jRv3i8mIcFs?...
Yowza
If you have a box fan or tabletop fan, point it at yourself to blow the bloodsucker away.
So iiuc, the eps were shot for less ad time than now?
Back atcha 😺
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I love “Win.”
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The Cygnet Committee approves
Thunder Ocean!
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BEAUTIFUL
Made of iron!
A treasure
The speaker was an angel
I just can’t since the Funny or Die satire 😹
Fave David Bowie song without saying Space Oddity? Station to Station: “Here are we, one magical movement/From Kether to Malkuth.” But I would be remiss if I did not mention Remembering Marie A. m.youtube.com/watch?v=96gi...
That IS intriguing.
Yes!!
Sweet little face 😽😽😽
