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Matt LaMar

@mattlamar.bsky.social

I write. I play french horn. I do other stuff. My cat is probably sitting on my lap as you read this.

created July 24, 2023

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bob witt jr is good at baseball

3/9/2025, 12:21:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bryce Tedosio sounds like one of those American-sounding names that 1980s Japanese video game developers added to fill out the roster

2/9/2025, 11:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:49:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I built my last PC two years ago and it might be the last one I ever do. Regular people shouldn't have to troubleshoot motherboard bios update issues. Like, what is that. Windows hasn't even started.

2/9/2025, 11:16:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carter Jensen is in the house. A hometown dream from Jensen, who watched Yordano Ventura’s gem in the 2014 World Series from the stands.

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2/9/2025, 10:17:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, remember the whole torpedo bat thing? That feels a billion years old. It happened *this year.*

2/9/2025, 9:38:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breaking news: it is Rex Hudler’s birthday today. He was telling everyone in the dugout that he is 70 today. He is not. (He is 65)

2/9/2025, 9:00:12 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Music update in the Royals clubhouse this afternoon: no music #reporting

2/9/2025, 8:14:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smart, here. Roll the dice on high-ceiling guys doing well versus Adam Frazier, Nick Loftin, Tyler Tolbert, Luke Maile, and Jonathan India hopefully being serviceable.

31/8/2025, 11:25:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re about to be 3-8 against Detroit. They are about to be 9-21 against Detroit, Boston, Blue Jays, Seattle, and New York.

30/8/2025, 2:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time the Royals play a series against a clear playoff team it’s like “oh yeah I can see the skill difference here”

30/8/2025, 2:37:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jonathan India has been one of the most disappointing Royals acquisitions in a long time. I thought he would have been better.

30/8/2025, 2:06:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

28/8/2025, 1:23:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man the White Sox are bad

28/8/2025, 1:05:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Signed, An American

27/8/2025, 4:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Massey's OBP go below .200 while still maintaining a big league roster spot? He's trying to find out.

27/8/2025, 1:47:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not a real royal schedule if it doesn’t have Travis and Taylor’s wedding date on it, smh

26/8/2025, 6:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was looking at Royals stats, and MJ Melendez has a wRC+ of -15 on the year in the big leagues. That’s frankly impressive.

26/8/2025, 4:26:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Elderly” is not a definition of age but a definition of age-related physical and mental limitations. “Senior” is an age-specific designation independent of mental or physical acumen. At least, that’s how I see it.

25/8/2025, 6:46:47 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad they're moving away from the seat free-for-all melee, which I hated. But, like, come on. You don't even offer first class or international flights. You're doing what United/Delta/American do now but worse.

24/8/2025, 9:49:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Southwest Airline is in big trouble. It's the "budget airline" that doesn't offer any experience differentiation and round-trip tickets from KC to Denver were $90 per person more expensive than the equivalent ticket from United.

24/8/2025, 9:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seth Lugo has been really bad for a month and a half. Has given up at minimum two runs per start dating back to July 8. 6.12 and 6.75 FIP since then, and doesn’t include today’s 4 runs in 4 innings. Big yikes.

24/8/2025, 6:52:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friends in low places Bring it back

23/8/2025, 4:09:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bob witt jr that's the post

22/8/2025, 6:24:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, bad all around.

21/8/2025, 4:03:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither team playing like they really wanted to win this one. So it goes sometimes.

21/8/2025, 2:44:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some bad luck here, but Sam Long throwing 42 pitches in one night is not a good strategy.

21/8/2025, 2:40:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Sam Long still pitching

21/8/2025, 2:28:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man, you cannot get picked off in that scenario. Credit to the Royals, who knew they could get a pickoff there.

21/8/2025, 2:18:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao Bobby is a wizard unicorn of a baseball player that he plays for the Royals is just so fantastic

20/8/2025, 1:49:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a heat index of 100 today, if they’re trying to avoid the heat they are doing so very poorly

19/8/2025, 2:18:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just go wait in line at a Buccee's or something

19/8/2025, 2:04:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are too many Rangers fans here. What are you doing outside of Texas, guys

19/8/2025, 1:59:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see Luke Maile wearing the 17 jersey and it just reminds me of Hunter Dozier. Which is, of course, not super ideal. We'll always have 2019, Doz.

19/8/2025, 1:33:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah

19/8/2025, 12:38:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vinnie

19/8/2025, 12:38:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was also in the clubhouse once where the Royals were cranking Creed, Daughtry, and other "divorced dad rock." They lost that one, so.

18/8/2025, 10:39:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals clubhouse playlist this afternoon has included Justin Bieber, Gracie Abrams, and Sabrina Carpenter. #reporting

18/8/2025, 9:10:05 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Southwest Airline’s inane “everything goes” boarding can’t go away fast enough. I hate it so much.

17/8/2025, 12:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude this is solid

16/8/2025, 2:31:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Be500KC (They’re really making us ponder the meaning of balance this year)

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16/8/2025, 2:35:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think other teams could see what we all see, which is that he’s a mediocre closer who has gotten really lucky. At his salary, that’s not a guy you trade for.

13/8/2025, 9:21:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals have to go on a run. Being “pretty good” and “almost coming back” isn’t gonna cut it if they want to make the playoffs. You can’t turn in pitching performances like today here. There is no more room.

13/8/2025, 9:14:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Estevez is not a good pitcher. That he’s gotten 30 saves is a miracle.

13/8/2025, 9:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carlos Estevez combusting before our eyes - 6.10 ERA in the last month *before* tonight’s awful outing.

13/8/2025, 9:00:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seth Lugo has given up 17 runs in his last 15.1 innings. So. Not good.

13/8/2025, 6:28:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Be500KC

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13/8/2025, 2:19:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6 balls hit by Royals with exit velos over 100, only one hit. Bad luck once again. I'd be more mad if the Royals weren't also leading 4-1.

13/8/2025, 12:55:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Taylor Swift is announcing her new album called “503 Bad Gateway”

12/8/2025, 4:14:21 AM | 38 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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This ump has had some of the worst individual strike/ball calls I have ever seen.

12/8/2025, 1:49:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've gotta get more than two runs in that inning. Huge missed opportunity that is likely to bite the Royals later.

12/8/2025, 12:22:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much Chiefs on the timeline. It is Royals season.

10/8/2025, 12:27:58 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, this game is over. If this were the playoffs I’d keep watching, but I have no interest in watching the *Twins* blow out the Royals in a key series opener.

9/8/2025, 1:00:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The trade deadline was fun and all but the Royals are probably still just a bad team, and that makes me sad

9/8/2025, 12:50:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Connor has repeatedly done some really nice work covering the stadium. Glad to have him back writing for us - and you should read his latest.

8/8/2025, 2:07:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals need to bump Jonathan India out of the leadoff spot. They have precious little margin for error. Maikel Garcia has demonstrated he's a much better player for the role at this point.

6/8/2025, 4:27:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kyle Isbel is third on the team in fWAR, out of nowhere

5/8/2025, 6:34:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals have a better record than the Cardinals

3/8/2025, 11:30:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's try not to have to use this again, ok guys?

Royals themed text that says,
3/8/2025, 8:43:13 PM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH YEAH BABY

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2/8/2025, 2:07:14 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think that Harvey will bring back anything considering his injuries but Estevez for sure

31/7/2025, 3:30:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Runelvys Hernandez mention

29/7/2025, 2:34:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fermin-Frazier-Grichuk-Melendez-Isbel is just a brutal bottom five. A right pacifist's grid, there.

29/7/2025, 2:07:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's ok, Rex is new to broadcasting

29/7/2025, 1:40:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adam Frazier’s hair and facial hair situation is glorious

28/7/2025, 11:43:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Seth Lugo deal shows the Royals are committed to contending, not trading players away for a future that may never come.

28/7/2025, 3:32:18 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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In today’s money, two years at $23 million is not a lot. It’s a gamble, but it’s not like they offered $100 mil or anything. Limited downside.

28/7/2025, 2:41:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 7:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta win both games against Cleveland today. Guaranteed movement against Red Sox and switching places in the WC standings with the Guardians.

26/7/2025, 2:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MECHE MONEY

25/7/2025, 4:43:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tyler Tolbert launches his first MLB homer!

23/7/2025, 7:56:13 PM | 111 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good work from the social team here

23/7/2025, 6:46:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben Kudrna just had 11 strikeouts with one baserunner allowed in six innings of Double-A work.

23/7/2025, 2:52:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno man I feel like if you don’t like the physical knob you are incorrect. So much safer, more tactile, easy to understand.

23/7/2025, 12:58:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a team that can’t hit very well, I feel like the Royals also don’t field very well a lot of the time

23/7/2025, 12:36:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mazda3 Turbo slaps, Dan is correct here

23/7/2025, 12:04:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means that I expect him to get a good amount of votes but a lot of voters are going to look at his 19 career fWAR and immediately disqualify him.

22/7/2025, 2:58:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s gonna be two after he retires. I don’t see him getting 75% of the vote.

22/7/2025, 2:26:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RAVE RAVE RAVE

22/7/2025, 1:59:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never bunt, that was a bad one

22/7/2025, 1:53:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad

20/7/2025, 2:02:52 AM | 19528 1042 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals have no business whatsoever in buying at the deadline. Very fun game. But this is a bad team, guys.

19/7/2025, 1:57:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RAVE. RAVE. RAVE.

19/7/2025, 1:27:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals have to send Jac back to Omaha, man. Everyone thought he was ready. He is not. It’s not the end of the road, but we need a pit stop here.

19/7/2025, 1:21:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free Kraft Mac and cheese products at Price Chopper after 10 strikeouts? You have got to be kidding with these promos

19/7/2025, 12:32:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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18/7/2025, 6:03:35 PM | 19397 5811 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just stayed up until 1:45 to finish Babel by RF Kuang, if that tells you how good that book is (very. It is very good)

18/7/2025, 6:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like the timeline needs a little cleansing so here is my cat Pippin. He is adorable.

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18/7/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody on here know anything about Markov chains with absorption states? I used ChatGPT to try and get an answer to a specific question about balls and strikes but the problem is, obviously, that I can’t trust if it was correct.

17/7/2025, 6:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MJ Melendez has an .897 OPS in his last 93 plate appearances in Triple-A, FWIW. Still a high strikeout rate.

17/7/2025, 3:23:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not even mad I just fundamentally don’t know what the point of this is

16/7/2025, 3:45:45 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 3:27:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the end of the day, getting two high-upside high school hitters for a system that doesn't have a lot of big upside is definitely a decent result for the Royals. I was worried Kansas City would go heavy on high school pitching again or make a super weird selection. They did neither.

14/7/2025, 1:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I averaged pre-draft rankings from Fangraphs, The Athletic, MLB, and Baseball America. Josh Hammond: 34th overall Sean Gamble: 38th overall Consensus has the Royals reaching on both picks here.

14/7/2025, 12:25:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't like the Sean Gamble pick - high school hitter with contact issues and without a defensive home. Old for his class. The Royals can't afford to keep swinging and miss with their top picks. Jac was a nice pick. They better be right about this one, too.

14/7/2025, 12:14:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wehiwa Aloy still on the board. Xavier Neyens, Jace Laviolette also still there.

13/7/2025, 11:50:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KPop Demon Hunters is very good. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

13/7/2025, 3:01:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 2025 Royals are not making the playoffs. They are behind five teams in the Wild Card standings and tied with a sixth. The All-Star break is one day away. It is time to sell.

12/7/2025, 11:30:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It might for them!!

12/7/2025, 9:11:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are too many Mets fans here What is it with New York baseball fans, do you have anything to do other than go to opposing teams' baseball games?

12/7/2025, 9:03:59 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view