Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
bob witt jr is good at baseball
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bob witt jr is good at baseball
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Bryce Tedosio sounds like one of those American-sounding names that 1980s Japanese video game developers added to fill out the roster
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I built my last PC two years ago and it might be the last one I ever do. Regular people shouldn't have to troubleshoot motherboard bios update issues. Like, what is that. Windows hasn't even started.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Carter Jensen is in the house. A hometown dream from Jensen, who watched Yordano Ventura’s gem in the 2014 World Series from the stands.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Man, remember the whole torpedo bat thing? That feels a billion years old. It happened *this year.*
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Breaking news: it is Rex Hudler’s birthday today. He was telling everyone in the dugout that he is 70 today. He is not. (He is 65)
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Music update in the Royals clubhouse this afternoon: no music #reporting
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Smart, here. Roll the dice on high-ceiling guys doing well versus Adam Frazier, Nick Loftin, Tyler Tolbert, Luke Maile, and Jonathan India hopefully being serviceable.
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They’re about to be 3-8 against Detroit. They are about to be 9-21 against Detroit, Boston, Blue Jays, Seattle, and New York.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Every time the Royals play a series against a clear playoff team it’s like “oh yeah I can see the skill difference here”
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Jonathan India has been one of the most disappointing Royals acquisitions in a long time. I thought he would have been better.
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Lmao
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Oh man the White Sox are bad
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Signed, An American
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Can Massey's OBP go below .200 while still maintaining a big league roster spot? He's trying to find out.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
It’s not a real royal schedule if it doesn’t have Travis and Taylor’s wedding date on it, smh
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Was looking at Royals stats, and MJ Melendez has a wRC+ of -15 on the year in the big leagues. That’s frankly impressive.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
“Elderly” is not a definition of age but a definition of age-related physical and mental limitations. “Senior” is an age-specific designation independent of mental or physical acumen. At least, that’s how I see it.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm glad they're moving away from the seat free-for-all melee, which I hated. But, like, come on. You don't even offer first class or international flights. You're doing what United/Delta/American do now but worse.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Southwest Airline is in big trouble. It's the "budget airline" that doesn't offer any experience differentiation and round-trip tickets from KC to Denver were $90 per person more expensive than the equivalent ticket from United.
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Seth Lugo has been really bad for a month and a half. Has given up at minimum two runs per start dating back to July 8. 6.12 and 6.75 FIP since then, and doesn’t include today’s 4 runs in 4 innings. Big yikes.
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Friends in low places Bring it back
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bob witt jr that's the post
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, bad all around.
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Neither team playing like they really wanted to win this one. So it goes sometimes.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Some bad luck here, but Sam Long throwing 42 pitches in one night is not a good strategy.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Why is Sam Long still pitching
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Oh man, you cannot get picked off in that scenario. Credit to the Royals, who knew they could get a pickoff there.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
lmao Bobby is a wizard unicorn of a baseball player that he plays for the Royals is just so fantastic
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a heat index of 100 today, if they’re trying to avoid the heat they are doing so very poorly
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
Just go wait in line at a Buccee's or something
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
There are too many Rangers fans here. What are you doing outside of Texas, guys
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
I see Luke Maile wearing the 17 jersey and it just reminds me of Hunter Dozier. Which is, of course, not super ideal. We'll always have 2019, Doz.
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hell yeah
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Vinnie
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I was also in the clubhouse once where the Royals were cranking Creed, Daughtry, and other "divorced dad rock." They lost that one, so.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Royals clubhouse playlist this afternoon has included Justin Bieber, Gracie Abrams, and Sabrina Carpenter. #reporting
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Southwest Airline’s inane “everything goes” boarding can’t go away fast enough. I hate it so much.
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Dude this is solid
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#Be500KC (They’re really making us ponder the meaning of balance this year)
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
I think other teams could see what we all see, which is that he’s a mediocre closer who has gotten really lucky. At his salary, that’s not a guy you trade for.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The Royals have to go on a run. Being “pretty good” and “almost coming back” isn’t gonna cut it if they want to make the playoffs. You can’t turn in pitching performances like today here. There is no more room.
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Estevez is not a good pitcher. That he’s gotten 30 saves is a miracle.
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Carlos Estevez combusting before our eyes - 6.10 ERA in the last month *before* tonight’s awful outing.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Seth Lugo has given up 17 runs in his last 15.1 innings. So. Not good.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
6 balls hit by Royals with exit velos over 100, only one hit. Bad luck once again. I'd be more mad if the Royals weren't also leading 4-1.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Looks like Taylor Swift is announcing her new album called “503 Bad Gateway”
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
This ump has had some of the worst individual strike/ball calls I have ever seen.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
You've gotta get more than two runs in that inning. Huge missed opportunity that is likely to bite the Royals later.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Too much Chiefs on the timeline. It is Royals season.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Yeah, this game is over. If this were the playoffs I’d keep watching, but I have no interest in watching the *Twins* blow out the Royals in a key series opener.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The trade deadline was fun and all but the Royals are probably still just a bad team, and that makes me sad
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Connor has repeatedly done some really nice work covering the stadium. Glad to have him back writing for us - and you should read his latest.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The Royals need to bump Jonathan India out of the leadoff spot. They have precious little margin for error. Maikel Garcia has demonstrated he's a much better player for the role at this point.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Kyle Isbel is third on the team in fWAR, out of nowhere
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The Royals have a better record than the Cardinals
Royals Review (@royalsreview.bsky.social) reposted
Let's try not to have to use this again, ok guys?
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think that Harvey will bring back anything considering his injuries but Estevez for sure
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Runelvys Hernandez mention
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Fermin-Frazier-Grichuk-Melendez-Isbel is just a brutal bottom five. A right pacifist's grid, there.
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It's ok, Rex is new to broadcasting
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Adam Frazier’s hair and facial hair situation is glorious
Royals Review (@royalsreview.bsky.social) reposted
The Seth Lugo deal shows the Royals are committed to contending, not trading players away for a future that may never come.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
In today’s money, two years at $23 million is not a lot. It’s a gamble, but it’s not like they offered $100 mil or anything. Limited downside.
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Gotta win both games against Cleveland today. Guaranteed movement against Red Sox and switching places in the WC standings with the Guardians.
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MECHE MONEY
Kansas City Royals (@royals.com) reposted
Tyler Tolbert launches his first MLB homer!
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Good work from the social team here
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Ben Kudrna just had 11 strikeouts with one baserunner allowed in six innings of Double-A work.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno man I feel like if you don’t like the physical knob you are incorrect. So much safer, more tactile, easy to understand.
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For a team that can’t hit very well, I feel like the Royals also don’t field very well a lot of the time
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Mazda3 Turbo slaps, Dan is correct here
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social) reply parent
It means that I expect him to get a good amount of votes but a lot of voters are going to look at his 19 career fWAR and immediately disqualify him.
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I think it’s gonna be two after he retires. I don’t see him getting 75% of the vote.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
RAVE RAVE RAVE
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Never bunt, that was a bad one
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The Royals have no business whatsoever in buying at the deadline. Very fun game. But this is a bad team, guys.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
RAVE. RAVE. RAVE.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The Royals have to send Jac back to Omaha, man. Everyone thought he was ready. He is not. It’s not the end of the road, but we need a pit stop here.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Free Kraft Mac and cheese products at Price Chopper after 10 strikeouts? You have got to be kidding with these promos
Writers Guild of America West (@wgawest.bsky.social) reposted
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
I just stayed up until 1:45 to finish Babel by RF Kuang, if that tells you how good that book is (very. It is very good)
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
I feel like the timeline needs a little cleansing so here is my cat Pippin. He is adorable.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Anybody on here know anything about Markov chains with absorption states? I used ChatGPT to try and get an answer to a specific question about balls and strikes but the problem is, obviously, that I can’t trust if it was correct.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
MJ Melendez has an .897 OPS in his last 93 plate appearances in Triple-A, FWIW. Still a high strikeout rate.
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I’m not even mad I just fundamentally don’t know what the point of this is
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At the end of the day, getting two high-upside high school hitters for a system that doesn't have a lot of big upside is definitely a decent result for the Royals. I was worried Kansas City would go heavy on high school pitching again or make a super weird selection. They did neither.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
I averaged pre-draft rankings from Fangraphs, The Athletic, MLB, and Baseball America. Josh Hammond: 34th overall Sean Gamble: 38th overall Consensus has the Royals reaching on both picks here.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Don't like the Sean Gamble pick - high school hitter with contact issues and without a defensive home. Old for his class. The Royals can't afford to keep swinging and miss with their top picks. Jac was a nice pick. They better be right about this one, too.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
Wehiwa Aloy still on the board. Xavier Neyens, Jace Laviolette also still there.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
KPop Demon Hunters is very good. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
The 2025 Royals are not making the playoffs. They are behind five teams in the Wild Card standings and tied with a sixth. The All-Star break is one day away. It is time to sell.
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It might for them!!
Matt LaMar (@mattlamar.bsky.social)
There are too many Mets fans here What is it with New York baseball fans, do you have anything to do other than go to opposing teams' baseball games?