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Matt Irby

@mattwirby.bsky.social

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created January 24, 2025

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Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

How is that calculated?

1/9/2025, 6:36:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fuck off

28/8/2025, 7:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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women are not people. got it.

28/8/2025, 7:18:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is nothing normal, no redeeming qualities, about this guy.

28/8/2025, 5:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t imagine having to explain this shit to my kids.

28/8/2025, 12:25:26 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the “Texas is BAAAAACCCCK” of futbol

27/8/2025, 11:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope John Roberts is happy with his monster.

26/8/2025, 9:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 hours?? When is th actual work getting done around there?

26/8/2025, 7:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genuinely wondering when’s the last time he went to Chicago

26/8/2025, 4:45:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god they can wear watches again!!

25/8/2025, 5:38:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m an iPad kid you idiot!

24/8/2025, 11:43:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you stupid? These foundations are tax shelters. Sure some of them may do some good, but on the whole they are a symptom of the problem

24/8/2025, 11:40:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

What would be the point of driving across the country if you’re not going to experience the local fare?

22/8/2025, 9:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he’s going to haaaate this

22/8/2025, 5:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boomers destroyed the planet and set the economy up for their benefit and now want to make sure the middle gens have no one smart enough to take care of us. Super cool.

20/8/2025, 11:26:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s pretty obviously hammered in these clips

20/8/2025, 11:16:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

should've said "get facked" but this is fine.

20/8/2025, 6:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's pretty clear she has no idea that literal nazis are not masking because of covid, lol.

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19/8/2025, 5:23:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, as we all know gang members love to daylight as landscapers. good job guys!

19/8/2025, 5:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

hope she sees this bro.

19/8/2025, 1:35:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has she been on tv everyday since being appointed?

18/8/2025, 12:20:55 PM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Now, why in the world would Putin know the results of a US election?

16/8/2025, 10:04:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if it happened to both of them

15/8/2025, 8:27:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

And this sniveling little rat made a fortune talking about turd shape on day time tv!

14/8/2025, 11:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re not supposed to hold republicans responsible for their own actions silly billies!

14/8/2025, 12:28:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Self-aggrandizing while also diminishing the biggest human rights violations of his time? Maybe he is a law professor.

11/8/2025, 12:23:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would do numbers

10/8/2025, 12:20:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like $200k a year isn’t a lot in New York City? Am I wrong?

9/8/2025, 12:41:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Drawing attention to the nepotism should help

9/8/2025, 12:26:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s crazy that we still have to have this discussion. You have to willingly want to be misguided to believe anything else

7/8/2025, 2:03:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

She is amongst the dumbest people on the planet

6/8/2025, 10:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

jesus christ all these people do all day is bloviate about dear leader. it is truly insane to see.

6/8/2025, 6:23:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you planning on talking to the teacher's union?

6/8/2025, 6:04:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is this person??

5/8/2025, 11:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone that has taken to reading fiction again later in life, I would argue the only supply problem is over saturation. I get decision fatigue when it’s time to pick a new book.

4/8/2025, 4:31:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the left has to do to win the male vote is teach them how to live a civilized society.

1/8/2025, 4:34:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man no healthy men are ashamed of masculinity shut the fuck up

1/8/2025, 4:04:59 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like the left to talk about literally anything else.

1/8/2025, 4:03:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn I was feeling good about 18.

31/7/2025, 6:57:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Titties

30/7/2025, 3:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait is that the same Alex Goldman from Reply All? The show that fell apart because of workplace harassment?

29/7/2025, 3:53:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

One skill major political figures all have is the ability to look fresh despite constant mental and physical fatigue. He does not appear to be handling it that well.

29/7/2025, 3:50:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It might help if he had an agenda that wasn’t “fuck everybody but my rich friends”

28/7/2025, 12:00:24 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we can ban porn based on the location of the phone and the age of the user but I have to sift through 15 scam calls a day on a phone I use for my profession? K.

27/7/2025, 11:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately the 2 year plus timeline will allow Trump to avoid taking the heat for it.

27/7/2025, 11:11:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagining 3 Philly guys all calming holding a single ball while Schwarber signs

26/7/2025, 7:02:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A funny thing about Trump is that he craves this kind of bloviating praise but doesn’t have the social skills to accept in a way that doesn’t make him look bored and/or uncomfortable

25/7/2025, 12:13:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Why should I care about such ass music?

25/7/2025, 12:06:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible that the worlds biggest scandal about people that have been out of public life for 8 years just came to light this very week! What are the odds??

24/7/2025, 1:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like she’s trying to channel storm from X-Men

21/7/2025, 10:03:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will charge the woman with Felony Murder so fast based on this

21/7/2025, 7:08:20 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time Matt Walsh tweets we learn more about how terrible a spouse he is.

20/7/2025, 5:10:38 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuine question: do you think this benefits anyone? From you, them, to the audience, do you think these things are good?

18/7/2025, 7:24:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm planning on hitting the gym saturday morning 🤟

17/7/2025, 7:14:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God they are just the worst

17/7/2025, 5:44:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you go looking for a song that was 2:53 or did you already know that this song was 2:53? Either way this is troubling lol

16/7/2025, 12:05:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Dudes in my dynasty league to this where they hoard positions thinking at some point we will come calling. Hasn’t happened yet lmao

2/7/2025, 11:54:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

To talk about universal injunctions as a modern tool not contemplated by the framers while they do this is the height of intentional irony.

2/7/2025, 3:13:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

That was only 10 years ago, what’s the big deal?

2/7/2025, 12:27:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

It might be Shai, honestly

1/7/2025, 9:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Dub sign one, or is he going to wait to see if he can get a super max next summer if he makes All-NBA again?

1/7/2025, 9:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I’m, a 39 year old man, am in love with a 23 year old guy.” Doesn’t feel right.

1/7/2025, 3:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody can convince me that day laborers are more dangerous than this.

30/6/2025, 8:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

The idea that no out of pocket cost healthcare is a bad thing is nauseating

30/6/2025, 2:59:28 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

They won’t have to change the rule because they can just quickly reach the merits and strike down whatever they don’t like.

28/6/2025, 5:07:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

The court won’t have to change its mind because it can just quickly reach the merits on a dem initiative they don’t like.

28/6/2025, 5:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Am I crazy or wasn’t there a nationwide injunction against Biden’s student loan plan?

28/6/2025, 5:02:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Well in that case!

28/6/2025, 5:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Does SCOTUS rule soon, though?

28/6/2025, 1:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then do nothing remarkable for the next 5

27/6/2025, 11:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haiti: Safe, South Africa: Genocide. Got it

27/6/2025, 6:46:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

What do we think would happen if, say, Trump refuses to leave office? Would it be several years before they reach the merits?

27/6/2025, 5:13:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think about what would have happened if Bernie had done something like this. Vote blue no matter who, amiright??

27/6/2025, 5:10:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pretty simple what will happen. When republicans do something the Court will never reach the merits while 100s of cases jam up the lower courts, but when dems do something the Court will strike it down on the shadow docket. Unreal how bad this is.

27/6/2025, 5:03:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’d be sick

26/6/2025, 5:21:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love to cherry pick dumb stuff that every player does every game for clicks

23/6/2025, 3:42:21 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel horrible for Hali. The NBA has a unquestionable injury problem.

23/6/2025, 12:53:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s likely that he just doesn’t know that.

22/6/2025, 12:33:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why NBA contracts control off season activities. My guy should be getting 400 grams of protein a day and it looks like he was getting about 40.

21/6/2025, 11:58:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t know who is in his own cabinet. Unreal

17/6/2025, 4:03:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does the AUSA have a shit-eating grin on his face?

16/6/2025, 5:36:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Picking up full court is what bad high school teams do when they know they can match talent. Weak stuff from Indy and it’s clearly starting to wear on them.

14/6/2025, 3:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt Walsh is a brain dead loser that has no ability to contextualize anything historical to his modern positions.

11/6/2025, 3:00:26 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time that mf pushed somebody off the block on a made ft and then handed them the ball I wanted to scream.

9/6/2025, 11:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t bother me much but I’m a Thunder fan, so I guess I’m not really in a position to comment. I do think injury prevention and quality game to game is much improved with more rest.

9/6/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Irby (@mattwirby.bsky.social) reply parent

Not if you want a good product

9/6/2025, 11:38:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the one thing about this admin that has shocked me. I really thought RFK would’ve been captured by big pharma by now.

9/6/2025, 11:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why we can never win anything. According to some we must fight every battle within the frame created by the opposition. Multiculturalism is good actually and it should be defended!!

9/6/2025, 7:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this his only move?

9/6/2025, 4:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holman loves to extenuate his Neanderthal looking underbite by placing his phone camera below eye line

9/6/2025, 4:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s evil and will destroy the entire economy

8/6/2025, 12:23:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This man could not get a fair trial anywhere in the country at this point.

6/6/2025, 8:15:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the law require employers to provide healthcare???

5/6/2025, 2:01:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They act suprised every time this happens which is very telling

3/6/2025, 11:31:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was a toe

2/6/2025, 12:38:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally unprepared for how much of parenting is trying to convince humans to eat

31/5/2025, 10:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ

31/5/2025, 10:21:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it would be hard to find 20 people that know that.

30/5/2025, 6:49:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are y’all doing a finals shirt?

29/5/2025, 3:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are insufferable

28/5/2025, 10:56:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view