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Guess he’s starting to feel the heat of his own gaslighting.
I am none of these things.
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Guess he’s starting to feel the heat of his own gaslighting.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Whatever you think of these deployments, this should infuriate you.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
The best part of job hunting is when the constant jargon of the listings makes you question your humanity.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Well, at least it won’t be open casket.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
You can also buy their meat seasoning at the grocery now. But, if you already have the spices, I’m sure there’s a copycat recipe out there. I’ve used the seasoning, and it’s pretty similar. I’m not sure how to get the fine grind texture though. I was taken aback by a $40 TB receipt for two recently.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely, you have some spare cardboard around the house.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Some helpful info on what VPNs can can’t do. www.instagram.com/reel/DLvZfDW...
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Many people are saying
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that’s one way to find out.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
These people’s idea of an oath.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Cut straight to the lying
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
She might be suffering an aneurysmism.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
I know a lot of good people use Substack for good reasons, but here’s why I will never subscribe.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
In high school, they made us carry around 5-lb bag of sugar.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Morally, or otherwise?
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👀
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Misnomer. Randy is not, in fact, fine.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Can’t we just skip the middleman and send him directly to space?
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
What in the Precious Moments is this?
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t speak on the day-to-day conditions there. But with hurricane season arriving, it feels equivalent to tying one’s pets to the fence post before evacuating, which was recently made a crime in Florida no less.
Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted
cnn editor: u got that story on ice? cnn reporter: sure did boss, real fuckin hypernormalized, just like u asked cnn editor: first of all, i love it
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Sunday is for Sinners.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
I do enjoy listening to my neighbors lighting their money on fire.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
As bad as 3D was visually. There might be points where the shark looks worse in 4.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is probably the first one I watched at an appropriate age. Saw it on cable a lot. I like it more than most, I think. I really like the heartbeat device. Served as a great surrogate for the Williams’ score; it worked really well in the novelization for that reason. Also Mario Van Peebles!
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of one waterskier, how about a pyramid of them.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s really hard to get around some of the sfx. Probably the one I’ve watched the least. I’ll give them credit for trying to raise the stakes at a SeaWorld-like park. While I remember the principal actors, I can’t say I much remember their performances. Also the one of the franchise I’ve not read.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually enjoy JAWS 2. It some ways it’s scarier. Some people have compared it to a slasher film. I can see that; the shark is relentless. Fun fact, IIRC, that’s somewhat relative/relevant to the sequels is the shark in the original novel was a pregnant female.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
My all-time favorite. I rarely repeat watch movies, but I usually see it at least once a year.
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted
Today is the only day you can post this
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Mr. Smith-Wesson Goes to Washington
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
I just watched a video in which someone removed several ticks from a venomous snake’s head. Like, what? I guess ticks suck anything that moves.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of Wendy and Lucy, one of my favorite movies, which isn’t horror but absolutely riveting. The young woman at the center of the story is in dire straits and every interaction exposes her vulnerability. It’s a masterful performance by Michelle Williams.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
👉👃🏻
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
“he’s changed.” LMAO.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Slow clap.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
All the best people
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, even if true, “close to” and “having” are not =/= as the president would have us believe.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I can’t hear them.
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Happy 75 birthday to the Heart vocalist Ann Wilson! 📷Criss Cain
Ryan Cox (@coxitron.com) reposted
Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for the suspect the victims weren’t healthcare execs. /s
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Got ‘em. Not that it matters because they’re utterly shameless.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not have that luxury. In typical Gen X fashion, I largely developed my taste. I don’t say out of sadness or rebuke; it’s just the truth.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Struck dead by lightning is probably best case scenario. Welp, Evangelicals, I guess that was God’s plan.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a feeling they’re going to post pictures of us in the future, asking if you can believe 40yos looked like the Golden Girls in the 2020s
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
“Nothing to see here”
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s good, right?
Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors! KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Person who never had a real job discovers what is work, film at 11.
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hey! Haymarket is making our book No Cop City, No Cop World: Lessons from the Movement FREE in ebook form for the next 12 days! hopefully it's very clear this book is not about making money (& it won't 😂) lol so please tell everyone to download it if they want!
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Same to you
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I waited as to not hijack your thread but I wanted to add for those craving a lot more instruction on this very topic that novelist/teacher Tim Waggoner recently published a guidebook titled, Just Add Writer.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
I believe that was Carles from Hipster Runoff.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them eat code.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the human mind in the room with us right now? In his case, probably not.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the DOJ to seek the death penalty for the CEO. Pardon the unfortunate pun, but I’m not going to hold my breath.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
More like we plan on everyone forgetting about this.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
It amuses me that Lizzie Borden’s Me Against the World includes a backing chorus.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy for you all. QB is one of my favorite publishers.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Was dealing with this yesterday regarding a fictional rock band.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
A long time if ever, & whatever fixes we manage will be scattershot. I’m not an accelerationist, & I don’t want to see people suffer, but I sincerely hope the clueless get some sense knocked into them so maybe can work toward a more equitable, freer society. I have no such hope for the hateful.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I figured they meant too tall for a woman.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
In the old days, we just used “Lorem Ipsum…” for placeholders.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes I feel dumb and like a loser for not being further ahead in life, and then there are these imbeciles who should not be any nearer to the levers of power than a hyperactive child with fast hands, and yet…
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate Mondays.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, even if it is made up.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of consent, I missed when Ellie granted the Fireflies permission to cut her up. I think people ignore their hasty disregard for it while she was unconscious because “it’s what she would have wanted.”
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If memory serves, the game was more ambiguous about the possibility of manufacturing a cure. But Joel still would have done what he did regardless.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Show us your writing process in a gif.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, I wasn’t sure about your passenger needs. Although I believe they make passenger versions of those, neither are electric here so it’s moot anyway.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn’t the minivan you describe be a Ford Transit Connect or a Ram ProMaster City? I assume those are available in Canada as well.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn’t happen to a better fellow
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, why not?
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
But what if he sleeps in a Holiday Inn Express? /s
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Discovering this late-sixties psychedelic /proto-metal band called Coven. It’s, uh, interesting. Not sure if sincere or a gimmick.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you trying to yum my yuck?
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I was surprised by that fact recently.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
LMAO! As if. Best part is that the area code is from PA; I’m not now or ever in/from Texas; and the vm was clearly a scam.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Did l? 😏 #TheLastofUsHBO
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to modern policing
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
I would get kicked out of that room so quickly for telling her to cut the bullshit.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I got carpal tunnel just looking at it.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
As a fan of sharks and coffee, I applaud this.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the abs and pointy fingers.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Those tracks are giving ARMA-DILLO.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
My work is incorporating AI into our tech stack and it feels like being exposed to infection. Something I try to avoid.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s got to be Innocent XLVII, right? /s Although, he’s more antipope material.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Is “Maybe it was AI,” as if it’s sentient, the new “I was hacked.”?
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Your timing is impeccable.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt you saw my repost earlier but I feel attacked, lol.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Memory is bad but David Duchovny sticks out. I had to look up the definition of simulacrum during his appearance. I need to revisit this show.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social)
Hmmm, I’m not a fan of “collectibles” but 😍
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
“They couldn’t make that movie today” hits different.
Mazzy Starflyer (@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social) reply parent
New “going out of business” tactic