scientist: this test will determine whether a person is a psychopath *hands me a plain rice cake* me: *eats the entire cake. achingly slow. no expression* scientist: total psycho
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scientist: this test will determine whether a person is a psychopath *hands me a plain rice cake* me: *eats the entire cake. achingly slow. no expression* scientist: total psycho
Ed Konetchy, St. Louis Cardinals, T205 tobacco card
See also: Prince Rogers Nelson 👇
helms bakery, culver city, california, 1977
Your occasional reminder that the positive effects of UBI have been tested and validated hundreds of times more often than the murderous Musk robotaxis or LLM’s we’re rushing to put into our schools and streets.
First 50-some pages were disappointing. Anyone who’s read this: Does it get better? 👇
once again tapping the sign
See? This is good Parkering!
Not every Parker-ism needs to be Parkered.
Under Dr. Oz, Medicare is launching a pilot program that will use AI to determine whether patients would be covered for certain procedures. Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims. Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
'Los Angeles (1937)' www.commondreams.org/views/2018/1...
Japery!
Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne
Hey, you poor Texans sent here to scare your fellow countrymen, lemme take you out for a beer, and prove your boss is a liar.
In 25 days! Coming Sat., Sep. 27 and ONE day only! @fabiannicieza.bsky.social is at the Hall of Fame City Comic Con in Canton, OH! Get you there and come see him! Tix and info: hofcitycomiccon.com
Just 25 days out! Make a plan NOW to catch @ronmarz.bsky.social and @alexsegura.bsky.social at the Chattanooga Comic Con in Tennessee Sep. 27-28! Tix and info HERE: chattanoogacomiccon.com
A reasonable request, I think? Can we make dramatic 3-point landings in superhero movies, TV shows, etc. go away? Feel like this has been done TO DEATH.
ALERT! Just 11 days out! Artist Darryl Banks is coming to Middletown, OH Sep. 13-14 for Fivestar Comic Con! Get you here and come see him! Tix and info: www.fivestarcomiccon.com
New drawing of Tito Fuentes, inspired by a 1975 Hostess card acquired in a recent trade with @heavyjstudios.bsky.social
But especially me!
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba https://theonion.com/no-area-53-year-old-would-not-like-his-drink-with-boba/
All I want in life is to eventually become Brian Doyle Murray.
Jeff.
Enemy Ape commission for @rosecitycc.bsky.social! I still have room for a couple of commissioned sketches more before the convention starts on Friday! DM for details.
Curt Flood, 1965 Topps #cardsky
Floating heads, @plunkettboy.bsky.social! 👇
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
Cc: @plunkettboy.bsky.social 👇⚾️
Oh yeah, can't forget Bill Veeck. The book is largely concerned with the ballplayer as worker, and there was no more pro-worker owner in baseball history than Bill Veeck.
Former US Secretary of Labor Frances Perkins, 1933 Goudey
Alfred Hitchcock’s “Rear Window” was released on this date in 1954.
Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now
On this Labor Day let’s take a moment to appreciate how 200 National Park Service workers used to be assigned to maintain D.C.’s city parks. Trump fired all of them but 20. Now the National Guard are cleaning the parks.
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
Tonight's late night card from my collection. Time: 12:26 a.m. #cardsky
Colonel Kit Coyote passing orders to Sgt Okey Homa in Go Go Gophers (1962)
The theory of the corporate world rewarding sociopathy remains utterly validated by empirical data.
never forget what they took from us
Government Efficiency!!
Remembering Frank Robinson, born on this date in 1935
They will literally say **ANYTHING**.
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
How many can I put you down for, @plunkettboy.bsky.social, @hackintimseeley.bsky.social? 👇
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
Yes, yes, amazingly stupid app, I’m sure just ONE MORE pop-up ad will certainly make me buy what you want and not cause me to delete you.
HAMM’S!
Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
Book it: We, the American taxpayers as a collective, are going to give a BILLION dollars in bailouts to six amazingly wealthy families in Iowa who own tens of thousands of acres of farmland. 👇
Few albums have created as clear a dividing line between “before this” and “after this.” Happy 60th.
"Glen, ya gotta help me get this dead possum out from under the porch"
Maybe both?
GREAT trolling, god-tier 👇
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
Bob Dylan’s “Highway 61 Revisited” was released 60 years ago today.
Glorious! At the height of his ginger fueled powers!
Same! Awesome!
I did not agree to give him wool, one of those tinfoil things you see people sitting on the backs of ambulances wrapped in seems sufficient.
If you have to stare at replays for more than 30 seconds or so the evidence is not conclusive
Mickey Hatcher, circa 1981 #Twins #Baseball
Have you seen this homage Jim? By Ontario's Idol of Millions @danorgillart.bsky.social
Le Grand Orange, @plunkettboy.bsky.social 👇⚾️
Remembering Ted Williams, born on this date in 1918
I’m in. All in. Cc: @plunkettboy.bsky.social, @hackintimseeley.bsky.social 👇
The same way I celebrate EVERY Naz Reid +4 Day!
Damn this is really good!
MJ ❤️ More info at: ✉️ adrianameloart@gmail.com
Cc: @philhester.bsky.social 👇
Cc: @plunkettboy.bsky.social 👇
Just come back from seeing Jaws in IMAX. A perfect film.
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Jeff Burroughs, 1974 Texas #Rangers #Baseball
Stars TOMORROW, and GUARANTEED—He WILL have a pen clipped to his shirt collar! Howard Chaykin, that prince among men, will be at the Long Beach Comic Con in Long Beach, CA Labor Day weekend, Aug. 30-31! To get the FULL CHAYKIN EXPERIENCE, tix and info: longbeachcomiccon.com
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
Starts TOMORROW @ronmarz.bsky.social, @hackintimseeley.bsky.social, and the ever-popular "many more" are in the desert for Tucson Comic Con! August 30-31, get you there! Tix and info: tucsoncomic-con.com
TOMORROW! One day ONLY, Sat., Aug. 30! Super-cool event JUST added: Artist @rick-leonardi.bsky.social at Big Lick Comics in Roanoke, VA! Get you there! Info: biglickcomics.com
Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On” was released on this date in 1973.
A Pulitzer to the White House reporter who brings up the health rumors and asks what color his feet currently are.
Sign me up for one million of these, please.
well, their names, for one
Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty https://theonion.com/search-for-public-restroom-an-epic-ordeal-of-alienation-1819566549/
"Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action." Then why is prayer, literally, *always* the substitute for action, you willfully obtuse asshole?
A spelunker, to use the parlance!
Meanwhile, Waffle House does same when you fight INSIDE 👇