most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common. csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle forklift certified shitposters union #42069
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it gets dumber. there was a vaccine for lyme disease but in the early 00s vaccine skepticism led to it being pulled from the market. it’s still available in lower doses for dogs. i’ve heard stories of vets who will hook people up. the anti vax people must be stopped
space command moving also he wants to rename it department of war but that would take an act of congress. i’m sure some corrupt quack of a lawyer has given conjecture as counsel on that
flan: the quicksand of desserts
i thought you meant scott adams after your post the other day
i’m pretty sure ben wyatt is good with numbers
www.otbrewing.com/old-baby-lager you have a beer!
if i knew more about prehistory and early hominids a book set where like australopithecus had to fight the raccoons for dominance would be a kickass novel idea
forgot about the geese. they know i’m on to their plans. they are coming. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
when the birds arise i know who you’ll be with
Thou shalt see my back parts, my tail, he seems to say, but my face shall not be seen.
so regal! i’m sorry for your loss. i lost snowball II back in june and im still feeling it
we are lucky that most birds are smol. because if crows were the size of cassowaries we would all be dead. it would be planet of the corvids.
peace be with you and you’re a clever person. maybe you can create a new more inclusive way to count your 95 recitations.
some people accuse me of having a mala as a fashion statement but in times when i’m overwhelmed i will sit down and do a round and feel significantly better.
i can see this and i love it
i do not understand any of this. am i old?
i’m sorry that this is an extra step in your journey this means a lot to you, and as one person to another: sincerity is real, devotion is real. the external signs that cost money don’t bring you closer to the point. the money goes to the institution. not to get the people over to the other side.
when i saw this my first reaction was “omg did you just watch ‘adventures in babysitting’ for the first time in 25 years too!”
that sucks. there are a lot of buddhist prayer beads that can be had for affordable to a westerner. it’s cheaper to get a good set from the dharmsala area than overpay for something of unknown provenance in a strip mall.
i dig the look of it. it looks somewhat futuristic and simplistic at the same time. also looks like it fits your wrist well. my drawbacks are that i don’t really do well with jewelry. it took a while for me to get used to wearing a mala. so i don’t know if a watch would be a good choice for me.
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it was also incredibly popular in wallpapers and printed fabrics. arsenic green was a little bit ahead of but contemporary with the dance of the green fairy. 🧚 i’d really like to own a piece of good uranium glass. hexavalent chromium what was the first synthetic aniline dye coloured?
congratulations on the perambulation success, skip! also, that’s quite a nice looking timepiece. is that a custom from q branch, 00…?
i’d compare it to a dose of lsa or a single cap of psilocybe cyanescens
i only dance with the green fairy on special occasions. but when i describe my apartment to people “so like you enter my place without letting the catte out. you can park your bike next to mine under the lego van gogh next to the record player.” now the catte is dead and i’m losing hope.
i got to have real imported absinthe once in seattle and my ex wife was freaking out about how i wanted to stop and look at the flowers constantly on our walk back to the hotel. “there are no flowers! it’s all pavement!” “you say so but i have to inspect these beautiful flowers!”
if im being judged by my opinions, what’s your favorite portland pizza? and why?
MAY 1 IS THE REAL LABOR DAY
at least they aren’t set with chess sets and clocks
i’ve never officially led a pedalpalooza ride before, although i’ve had to wipe multiple “ride leader’s” asses before so now i have a new idea for next year that doesn’t step on anyone’s pdx carpet pattern shoes
partner in crime
multiple birthday parties in the park today. must be nice. it really sucks that i’m never going to have a good birthday
see you tomorrow!
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maybe hummingbirds are monogamous? if you want to find the hummingbirds who like to party socially fill it with pineapple juice.
lol. i was waiting for someone to suggest that we use a radian based clock instead.
intrusive thought that won’t let me sleep: what if there was metric time? like based in 10, 100, 1000, etc instead of the 60, 60, 24 we use now? maybe someone tried it but it didn’t stick. like the french revolutionary calendar.
Maybe Joni Ernst knew something we didn’t.
hahahaha
hbd gonzo!
lord buddha may i recieve such such grace and poise
if it happens (or happened already) were you born before 2 august 1984?
so sleek and majestic
party on wayne!
we (pacific northwest) need to coordinate the schedule so the people’s republic of cascadia dips at the same time. then both countries can be the first country to formally recognize the each other.
st. anthony’s fire is still burning
“burn through the chickens and dig through the children tied to the roof of my suv” -rfk jr doing his own spin on “dragula” at karaoke night
the annexation of puerto rico
i feel so bad for the kid because he’s articulate but clearly still processing it and his thoughts and observations would be better communicated to a mental health professional instead of a journalist shoving a mic in his face while he’s trying to understand the trauma.
sounds absurd. of course i’m interested.
you know i walked into one and almost went all in, right?
jane krakowski (jenna maroney) had better be getting a check 🎶 my muffin top is all that whole grain no fat i know you want a piece of that but i’m just here to dance 🎵
hell yeag!
does god socks still post up and shout hate speech (gods love) outside the library on beautiful september days?
again your lived experience is valid. not so much with other people’s.
lol at the person who is high on their own supply
you’re just so much smarter than me and everyone else. sorry for existing and believing the misinformation that is my lived experience.
according to this poster they didn’t and if you disagree they get all butthurt about how you’re denying their lives experience by sharing your own lived experience. like his life and experiences are more valid because he’s involved wit the party or something?
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*depeche mode voice* reach out and touch base
one of these days i’m going to have to visit my doppelgänger in new york city
he’s just jealous of his cousin joanna because she’s the cool one and he’s just flailing around in a desperate attempt to appeal to people who won’t vote for him. joanna got to be the narrator in a pta adaptation of a pynchon novel and she nailed it. and i bet he can’t play the harpsichord either.
you can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep
it’s so hot my roku has given me the “device too warm” warning so the dvd library is coming in handy tonight.
the “I AM SANCTUARY”. definitely not giving weird culty vibes…
roses in the summer heat
i went outside at halftime to vape and saw some pretty flowers. and corn! my team won (in ireland!)! go cyclones!
vivre malgré
the dish soap ducklings are getting to toilet paper obsessed bears levels of annoying
a lot of people are nostalgic for the 1980s. but one thing from that cursed decade has fortunately been relegated to the dustbin of history: bands with a saxophone
me: i’m afraid of spiders them: don’t be! they’re super helpful and they keep insect populations in check me: how do they do that when they’re full of my blood? seriously, when i go to sleep i become a buffet for those bastards
weird dream. was at a big event making savory buttermilk pancakes with shredded cheddar and chives, sausage gravy and a sunny side egg on top.
if a state has one representative they should have one senator. looking at you wyoming and north dakota. it’s fucking bullshit.
it would make things a lot easier i’m just a few more concussions away and then my card will be fully punched
it really sucks when this clown makes it difficult to want to rewatch parks and recreation he sounds like a fifth grader
i’m also going to eat a pickle when i get home
if you told me this was a picture from the tesla diner, i’d shrug and “yeah, looks about right”
the temperature this weekend has been so lovely. warm enough during the day and chilly at night. it was so nice reading in the park until i lost the light. light breeze and a hooded sweatshirt made it feel cozy.
beat me to it
next time i need a new pair of shoes i’m going to go with the gurkenstocks
i await your first episode with anticipation
your posts are informative and you’re clever. i bet you’d make a great podcast.
i’d listen. it would be good and entertaining.
the office
i’m thinking osprey is going to have some lunch
here we see a meteorologist hard at work
i love that movie
it should be raining by now
