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That deserves every like it gets.
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That deserves every like it gets.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Be not afraid. Hissssssssss!
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Baking is a therapeutic way to get through the slog of processing vegetables.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad but true. Though Udiâs frozen gf English muffins are vaguely reminiscent of what bread sort of tastes like.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a tiny yield of 9 oz of little grapes- their first year producing. So I made a dozen grape muffins, using a blueberry muffin recipe. They are excellent. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course itâs going to last, you self-absorbed morons.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm doing an experiment. Converting the grocery money into cash and doing most my food shopping at farm markets and family-owned independent groceries. The rest at the bulk store. Will report back.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And its gentle companion question: how about a nap?
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
That was an entertaining thread. Thanks. Iâve been getting little twiggles of back-to-school memory, too. Mostly nice ones. New notebooks and binders. The smell of a fresh eraser. The new outfit.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyâre like a creeping rash. There are creams for that.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Just Us coffee in Wolfville, NS - excellent stuff. Fair trade.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Urgh.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
In my day we would have called yon collie a teacherâs pet.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
It *is* nice, isnât it? A park instead of a freeway.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs very difficult for an educated person to pretend to write like a moron. They get quite complicated sentence structure correct while using moronic words and phrases. Trumpâs lunatic ramblings are unfeigned stupidity.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Zactly. Nil by mouth.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
The Iâm sorry spoken as a question. Deadly.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs a dinner poem, in that picture.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
O âZactly.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to be at the beginning of Pratchettâs work again. Reading them for the first time. I could almost be sentimental about it.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And honestly wonât recover much. I think ârapid declineâ would be the chart note.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Mexican melons donât taste of oppression.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social)
Being a good-natured person is not terribly fashionable at the moment.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
âI donât care,â they say. âI Wanna.â
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither me. I donât respond well to being driven.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Hah. But is good First Lady material, da?
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And itâll be a slow process because buried bodies.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweden and Finland, too.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social)
Hah. Loud bee just buzzed around here for a minute, like a teenager on a dirtbike.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
âZactly.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
What a pleasant and calm reaction to the early morning mower. Wishing them well, rather than raging. Although rage would be perfectly understandable.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I like your phrasing about âthe assignmentâ. Sometimes certain behaviour is assigned in order to keep everyone safe. âPlease keep calm and move in an orderly fashion to the lifeboats.â The âI Wannaâ crowd jump the queue, creating panic, or refuse to comply because they Donât Wanna. And drown.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Weâre watching a lot of Scandinavian noir programs these days. Learning little bits of Finnish, Danish and Swedish.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And for those English speakers trying to learn one.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And isnât that sad? Iâm re-reading Margaret Atwoodâs Oryx and Crake trilogy at the moment and it feels like tomorrow. Some of it today.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
All titles soon to be banned. Read âem you still can.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, excellent. And if Zellers could return to all the places where Walmart came in and shut them down with their brutal loss-leader tactics, perhaps theyâd do well and weâd be able to boot Wally back to where it came from.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Processed the small corn crop yesterday because raccoons. Ten cups blanched and put in freezer. Kitchen looked like show-stopper bomb had gone off.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Put the red hat on him and the shirt with his name on it so he can remember who he is when they check him in.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social)
No need for a state funeral. A quick flush should do it. Or save the ashes for the re-planted Rose garden. Time will eventually wipe away the oily smear left on the American psyche.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
These are lovely.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Talk of civil war hasnât been an exaggeration for weeks. Months, even. Take care of each other, you guys.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Utterly.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
The First Coffee, snatched away, though. Vexing.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social)
So, Texas planning to build a railroad, maybe? History. Repeating. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs a perfectly acceptable reason to have a little morning cry.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, thatâs rotten. Our snipper has behaved so far. They might replace the battery if you kick up a fuss?
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Me: coming downstairs in clerical gear. Lucy: side eye and flump on window bed. Me: Going to church. Iâll be back soon. Lucy: Donât even speak to me. Iâm a Canineite and your rituals disgust me.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
We love Ryobi stuff. Interchangeable batteries, excellent power tools, mowers, etc. Sad about the pressure washers and people hurt by them.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just unbelievably petty behaviour on the part of the officials. Dear heavens.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
This was in May. I should think that by now, their appropriately disastrous summer tourism season will have helped them to see that their âgoodwillâ visit was a waste of time and money.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
So suave. So debonair. And such a silly little come-hither smirk.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Classy lady, your mum.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
My mother used to make typo corrections in books Iâd lent her. Sheâs no longer living, but whenever I come across one, a little pencil scrawl in a margin, she reappears in all her magnificent pedantry.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
A child who has discovered Brie cannot be expected to show restraint.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I think thatâs a splendid idea. It would give her a chance to get to know the people her husband is supposed to be representing. A chance to experience real life in a real place. Maybe she could try living on a social assistance budget in her farmhouse rental. Something to write about.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
The Pretty Violent Fish would be an excellent band name.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Halsâs people always look like the people youâd love to have at your next party.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Their friends are divided about the procedure.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
My mother used to say âDonât worry darling. Nobodyâs going to look at you.â And you know, unless you have a desire to be seen, itâs not that hard to vanish. Which can be useful.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
North mountain Annapolis Valley. Thatâs water coming out of the sky. Glory be.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a pleasing story. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Using Bluesky to try and get dates is like going to the symphony for the peanuts.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Very soon, hopefully, we can call all our Murican neighbours âTrump survivorsâ.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Abusers are almost always people who were abused. Itâs an explanation, but never an excuse.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for making this a gift article. The fact that there is even a debate anywhere about the fact that slavery is devil is horrifying. You might just as well debate whether water is wet or fire is hot. Slave âownersâ have always been evil.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Years ago, doing kidsâ theatre in NYC, we got on an express train that took us into Harlem. A kind lady came over as we whizzed passed stop after stop and said âhoneys, you are on the wrong trainâ and guided us personally across to the other side and waited until we boarded to go back down.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Fond of it. O auto correct, you are a scourge.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Gave
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I have it to my mum after I painted it. She always wanted me to tone down grandmaâs yellow dress but I never got around to it. A bit clunky, but Iâm fine of it. Because she was.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
And en for no. Hiilya for quiet. And satanaan perkele for swearing. Good things to know. Though my spelling is likely all wrong.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the pace of it. And the fact that the characters donât change their outfits every five minutes. Not to mention the conversational Finnish. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to get the general news oâ the day on BBC and CBC and then see what people have to say about it. Sometimes (often) Bluesky is far more up to the minute.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching Deadwood these days. Finnish. Scandy Noirs are splendid. But very hurdy hur.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
That cat is badass.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, thatâs it. Yum.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes indeed. đł
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybodyâs welcome. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for that. Forwarded to my desktop. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to turn those paycheques into folding money.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Well really, it would be best if Vermont just quit being part of Murica, and became a province of Canada.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Wot tizzit?
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that was beautifully said. Spoken by a player who is actually controlling the game quite handily.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for a proper belly laugh. My belly would like more of this.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the smell of a philosopher in the morning.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Grin.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social)
Iâve been trying to find the appropriate name for the country south of us. I mean, to differentiate the continent from the incontinent. I think Murica works best.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that this abuse material is all over the internet, thatâs a trigger for lots of people who have lived it. But Iâd rather see it out there than locked away. Thanks for your kindness.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
So, you have secret police everywhere. O please revolt.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. He went to jail, eventually. Which is what I wish for the one in the White House. Itâd be a relief for everyone.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
The Oval Office, these days, reminds me of the sleazy basement bar that my friend Allisonâs dad had in the 70s. He was a diddler, too. As Alison knew and I found out.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Out of touch much, pastor?
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
đ”Thereâs a bathroom on the rightâŠđ”
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect that Full Gilead is not that far away, in some states, anyway.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Theng-kew. đ
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Dachshund.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Full Gilead. Nice one.
Mel Malton (@melmalton.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. This is a fascinating and expertly written article. And has some hope in it, at the end. Well worth the read. Thanks.