Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s always “concerned”. That’s her problem.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s always “concerned”. That’s her problem.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
……..jerk. There finished it for you.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like his mother used to. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
My aunt broke her hip when she was 90. Normally that’s a death sentence. She was walking (with a Walker) in a month. Everyone’s different. I heard he sleeps upside down like a bat so maybe that will help. Anyways “thoughts and prayers”. 🤣🤣 share.google/PITenui4xDjD...
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we repurpose the Brandon T-shirts. MAGA would hate that.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He even tapped out. 🤣🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social)
Please note the name change to reflect current events.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that it’s in all caps. The emotion really comes through.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Republican safe house??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard he’s doing the same thing for Father Damien’s leper colony on Molokai.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
There should be a constitutional amendment on what to do if the president and one party are complete assholes.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be more alarming if he was healthy.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick taters have replaced Tater Tots as the favourite tater for MAGA.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
His next name change will be to Dave N. Port.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will just replace him with another dumbass sycophant. Nothing changes without regime change.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Steele is the only one I can think of.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Fight fire with fire. And brimstone.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re being very generous to the American orange.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d think that he would have a better understanding of the RICO statute since it applies to everything he does.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to know how Trump can have his hand Johnson’s ass, working the puppet, while Johnson has his head up Trump’s ass. The hand up Johnson’s ass might explain why Trump’s hand looks like it does. Maybe Presidementia Trump hasn’t been seen because he’s having his hand surgically removed
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
They are like Hydra. If one dies two more replace them.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
His body??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could power Rhode Island with his flatulence.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social)
@buffalo-bills.bsky.social Please don’t wear these in January!! www.buffalobills.com/photos/best-...
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social)
@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social I’m tired of hold ins and hold outs when the player has a contract. Can’t the NFL put it in the CBA that you you can’t hold the team hostage for a new contract. The penalties for not playing need to be higher. Honor the contract! Deeds had it right. youtu.be/fh7spT0qeuk
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
And shits out Trump.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Are those gang tattoos on the cop’s arms?? He should be deported.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Presidementia Trump is prevaricating.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Windmills. Transatlantic shipping. It’s easy to get the two confused.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I took my son to a game in Baltimore in May 2024. Had a great time. I wouldn’t go this year. Not because Baltimore is unsafe, but because Trump has made America unsafe. I’ll stay in Canada 🇨🇦 until 2029.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what most of the other 60% are doing. 40% don’t want to push back.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Un from Korea or West Virginia??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!!
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to eliminate crime, make it a crime to report a crime. Problem solved!!
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If Vance takes over that would be like flipping the cushions on a couch. Oh. Nevermind. Bad analogy. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s an ongoing problem that 40% of the country accept his reality.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Friendly fire??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Incalculable. 🤣🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
America needs to defeat its own tyrants before it can defeat other tyrants around the world.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
While I agree with the leech theory, I doubt much blood reaches his brain so they’d probably starve.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a long read but everyone should read it. open.substack.com/pub/nealgabl...
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s up to the states and local government to pick up the slack. Of course that means greater educational disparity based on wealth and geography. But that’s probably what they want. The ironic thing is that MAGA will be left further behind and that was one of their original grievances.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Freud said there are no mistakes. A slip of the tongue shows what they truly meant to say.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Her story sounds a lot like his. He didn’t see any wrong doing in the shower either.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social)
@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social You want an Angry Run? You should see my ex wife at a buffet. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry. Puking. Stupid autocorrect.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was a scalp weasel. You learn something new every day.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The worms will be piling. 🤮
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
How else would you fight Meal Team Six??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently slaves came over on the Love Boat.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks more like the tin man.
Hope Himars 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 (@hopehimars.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue states need to threaten funding cutoffs. Red states would suffocate without the federal blue state money that supports them.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump IS the Russian Hoax.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You can actually see the cerebral peristalsis.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn’t have to be done well for his constituents.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s aging as well as Kristi. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social)
@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social Love the assless chaps. I think every center should wear them!!🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Poilievre in beer form. After all they call him PP. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If MAGA wants to rename something after Trump they should do Florida. After all it looks like a dick.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think that they have universities in MAGAstan.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Please. For the love of god, do not let John show his muffin on tv. Not even on cable!!!
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Christian Sharia law is the opposite of morality.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s self truthing. He makes up his own reality.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn’t he supposed to end the war in 24 hours back in January??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump’s only goal in life is to become the Secretary General of the UN so he can destroy all the other countries like he did the US. There. Fixed it for you.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s MAGA Hari.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you okay?? Did you get any lava on you??🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes them experts on MAGA perverts. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
What a douche. Jesse not you. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Or do you get goosed??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Will there be Honks instead of Tweets?🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
That would ensure no Republican presidents for the foreseeable future. 🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Every presidential candidate should pass a background check. If you don’t pass, you don’t run and you can’t be president.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone that uses the words tactician and Trump in the same sentence has no credibility.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sue the shit out of them. That’s all Trump understands.
Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) (@princesskim.bsky.social) reposted
Guys- 19reposts is going to get this pup killed! Come on! 62k followers can’t take a second to repost to save his life? #swifties
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Won’t be watching LIV. Greg Norman ruined professional golf because he wanted Saudi blood money.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’s the ham? I see Carl Rove.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad thing is it’s believable.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the machines voted for him. I’m not sure the people did.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You are the Britney Spears of countries.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not as smart as Chris Cuomo but aren’t the all caps there to mock Trump??
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Trumptard makes it to the dictionary sooner than later.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s so cute that he thinks there will be fair elections in the future. Or any elections at all.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If they do it at night the T-Rex will take care of them.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Economically illiterate. Emotionally illiterate. And just plain illiterate. If there’s one thing he excels at, its illiteracy.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Megalomaniac Asshole Grifting America
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard the tariff checks are to be made out to Trump’s personal account.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/Tt1W0F0yObg
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s funny. The same people that blame Carter for late 70’s stagflation are kissing the fat orange shit gibbon’s ass while he’s creating the same scenario.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he couldn’t find any friends because he doesn’t have any.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP: Guilty Of Projecting
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way crime ends in DC is if he moves out.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest criminals in DC wear little elephant pins and have orange smears on their noses and foreheads.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
My question is, “How the hell did Florida make it the top five to start with?”
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
In exchange for Alaska, Trump will get the rights to build an all-inclusive beach resort in Anchorage.
Trump’sBloatedCorpse (@metasnark.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s because they don’t count all the crimes in the current WhiteHouse. Trump’s a crime wave all by himself.