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created April 4, 2025

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She’s always “concerned”. That’s her problem.

2/9/2025, 11:19:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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……..jerk. There finished it for you.

1/9/2025, 8:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like his mother used to. 🤣

1/9/2025, 8:32:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My aunt broke her hip when she was 90. Normally that’s a death sentence. She was walking (with a Walker) in a month. Everyone’s different. I heard he sleeps upside down like a bat so maybe that will help. Anyways “thoughts and prayers”. 🤣🤣 share.google/PITenui4xDjD...

1/9/2025, 8:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we repurpose the Brandon T-shirts. MAGA would hate that.

1/9/2025, 5:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He even tapped out. 🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 5:23:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please note the name change to reflect current events.

1/9/2025, 5:18:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like that it’s in all caps. The emotion really comes through.

1/9/2025, 2:35:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republican safe house??

1/9/2025, 2:30:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard he’s doing the same thing for Father Damien’s leper colony on Molokai.

1/9/2025, 2:25:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be a constitutional amendment on what to do if the president and one party are complete assholes.

1/9/2025, 2:18:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be more alarming if he was healthy.

1/9/2025, 2:03:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dick taters have replaced Tater Tots as the favourite tater for MAGA.

31/8/2025, 2:25:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His next name change will be to Dave N. Port.

31/8/2025, 12:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will just replace him with another dumbass sycophant. Nothing changes without regime change.

30/8/2025, 9:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michael Steele is the only one I can think of.

30/8/2025, 9:56:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fight fire with fire. And brimstone.

30/8/2025, 9:48:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re being very generous to the American orange.

30/8/2025, 6:51:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d think that he would have a better understanding of the RICO statute since it applies to everything he does.

30/8/2025, 6:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to know how Trump can have his hand Johnson’s ass, working the puppet, while Johnson has his head up Trump’s ass. The hand up Johnson’s ass might explain why Trump’s hand looks like it does. Maybe Presidementia Trump hasn’t been seen because he’s having his hand surgically removed

30/8/2025, 2:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are like Hydra. If one dies two more replace them.

30/8/2025, 1:02:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His body??

30/8/2025, 1:40:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump could power Rhode Island with his flatulence.

28/8/2025, 10:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@buffalo-bills.bsky.social Please don’t wear these in January!! www.buffalobills.com/photos/best-...

28/8/2025, 4:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social I’m tired of hold ins and hold outs when the player has a contract. Can’t the NFL put it in the CBA that you you can’t hold the team hostage for a new contract. The penalties for not playing need to be higher. Honor the contract! Deeds had it right. youtu.be/fh7spT0qeuk

28/8/2025, 2:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And shits out Trump.

27/8/2025, 1:10:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are those gang tattoos on the cop’s arms?? He should be deported.

26/8/2025, 8:22:25 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Presidementia Trump is prevaricating.

26/8/2025, 8:07:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Windmills. Transatlantic shipping. It’s easy to get the two confused.

26/8/2025, 5:24:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took my son to a game in Baltimore in May 2024. Had a great time. I wouldn’t go this year. Not because Baltimore is unsafe, but because Trump has made America unsafe. I’ll stay in Canada 🇨🇦 until 2029.

26/8/2025, 5:13:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what most of the other 60% are doing. 40% don’t want to push back.

26/8/2025, 1:08:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Un from Korea or West Virginia??

25/8/2025, 8:28:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly!!

25/8/2025, 8:25:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want to eliminate crime, make it a crime to report a crime. Problem solved!!

25/8/2025, 5:33:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Vance takes over that would be like flipping the cushions on a couch. Oh. Nevermind. Bad analogy. 🤣

25/8/2025, 5:30:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s an ongoing problem that 40% of the country accept his reality.

25/8/2025, 5:26:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friendly fire??

25/8/2025, 5:14:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incalculable. 🤣🤣

25/8/2025, 12:16:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America needs to defeat its own tyrants before it can defeat other tyrants around the world.

24/8/2025, 5:18:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I agree with the leech theory, I doubt much blood reaches his brain so they’d probably starve.

24/8/2025, 5:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a long read but everyone should read it. open.substack.com/pub/nealgabl...

24/8/2025, 2:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s up to the states and local government to pick up the slack. Of course that means greater educational disparity based on wealth and geography. But that’s probably what they want. The ironic thing is that MAGA will be left further behind and that was one of their original grievances.

24/8/2025, 2:35:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freud said there are no mistakes. A slip of the tongue shows what they truly meant to say.

24/8/2025, 2:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her story sounds a lot like his. He didn’t see any wrong doing in the shower either.

24/8/2025, 12:47:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social You want an Angry Run? You should see my ex wife at a buffet. 🤣

24/8/2025, 12:44:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry. Puking. Stupid autocorrect.

24/8/2025, 12:41:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was a scalp weasel. You learn something new every day.

23/8/2025, 8:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worms will be piling. 🤮

23/8/2025, 5:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How else would you fight Meal Team Six??

23/8/2025, 5:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently slaves came over on the Love Boat.

23/8/2025, 5:52:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks more like the tin man.

23/8/2025, 5:49:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hope Himars 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 (@hopehimars.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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23/8/2025, 1:09:11 AM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue states need to threaten funding cutoffs. Red states would suffocate without the federal blue state money that supports them.

21/8/2025, 4:14:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump IS the Russian Hoax.

21/8/2025, 4:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can actually see the cerebral peristalsis.

21/8/2025, 5:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesn’t have to be done well for his constituents.

19/8/2025, 8:14:05 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s aging as well as Kristi. 🤣

18/8/2025, 8:25:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social Love the assless chaps. I think every center should wear them!!🤣

18/8/2025, 2:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Poilievre in beer form. After all they call him PP. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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18/8/2025, 12:54:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If MAGA wants to rename something after Trump they should do Florida. After all it looks like a dick.

18/8/2025, 12:32:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think that they have universities in MAGAstan.

18/8/2025, 12:28:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please. For the love of god, do not let John show his muffin on tv. Not even on cable!!!

17/8/2025, 5:36:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christian Sharia law is the opposite of morality.

17/8/2025, 5:33:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s self truthing. He makes up his own reality.

17/8/2025, 5:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn’t he supposed to end the war in 24 hours back in January??

17/8/2025, 5:29:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 12:34:00 PM | 40 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s only goal in life is to become the Secretary General of the UN so he can destroy all the other countries like he did the US. There. Fixed it for you.

17/8/2025, 12:48:55 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s MAGA Hari.

16/8/2025, 9:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you okay?? Did you get any lava on you??🤣

16/8/2025, 8:48:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It makes them experts on MAGA perverts. 🤣

16/8/2025, 6:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a douche. Jesse not you. 🤣

16/8/2025, 6:57:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or do you get goosed??

15/8/2025, 10:09:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will there be Honks instead of Tweets?🤣

15/8/2025, 10:09:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would ensure no Republican presidents for the foreseeable future. 🤣

15/8/2025, 10:08:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every presidential candidate should pass a background check. If you don’t pass, you don’t run and you can’t be president.

15/8/2025, 9:47:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone that uses the words tactician and Trump in the same sentence has no credibility.

15/8/2025, 9:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sue the shit out of them. That’s all Trump understands.

15/8/2025, 9:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys- 19reposts is going to get this pup killed! Come on! 62k followers can’t take a second to repost to save his life? #swifties

15/8/2025, 1:14:08 AM | 39 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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Won’t be watching LIV. Greg Norman ruined professional golf because he wanted Saudi blood money.

15/8/2025, 2:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s the ham? I see Carl Rove.

15/8/2025, 1:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sad thing is it’s believable.

14/8/2025, 11:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know the machines voted for him. I’m not sure the people did.

14/8/2025, 11:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are the Britney Spears of countries.

14/8/2025, 11:39:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not as smart as Chris Cuomo but aren’t the all caps there to mock Trump??

14/8/2025, 5:43:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Trumptard makes it to the dictionary sooner than later.

13/8/2025, 11:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s so cute that he thinks there will be fair elections in the future. Or any elections at all.

13/8/2025, 11:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

13/8/2025, 5:57:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they do it at night the T-Rex will take care of them.

13/8/2025, 3:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Economically illiterate. Emotionally illiterate. And just plain illiterate. If there’s one thing he excels at, its illiteracy.

13/8/2025, 1:33:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Megalomaniac Asshole Grifting America

13/8/2025, 1:20:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard the tariff checks are to be made out to Trump’s personal account.

13/8/2025, 1:18:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/Tt1W0F0yObg

12/8/2025, 8:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s funny. The same people that blame Carter for late 70’s stagflation are kissing the fat orange shit gibbon’s ass while he’s creating the same scenario.

12/8/2025, 8:24:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he couldn’t find any friends because he doesn’t have any.

12/8/2025, 8:08:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP: Guilty Of Projecting

11/8/2025, 7:03:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way crime ends in DC is if he moves out.

11/8/2025, 6:52:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest criminals in DC wear little elephant pins and have orange smears on their noses and foreheads.

11/8/2025, 6:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My question is, “How the hell did Florida make it the top five to start with?”

11/8/2025, 6:46:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In exchange for Alaska, Trump will get the rights to build an all-inclusive beach resort in Anchorage.

11/8/2025, 5:00:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s because they don’t count all the crimes in the current WhiteHouse. Trump’s a crime wave all by himself.

11/8/2025, 2:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view