michael coyote
@michaelcoyote.bsky.social
michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly https://mastodon.social/@michaelcoyote these days... This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you. ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis
created May 25, 2023
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Kenny Logins (@kennylogins.bsky.social) reposted
SKELETON, WEARING 60s ERA SUIT AND TIE, TOSSING ITS OWN BONES ONE BY ONE: every woman wants choices. but in the end, none wants to be one of a hundred in a box. she's unique. she makes the choices. and she's chosen satan presenting: the fireproof witch DRACULA: my god draper you’ve done it again
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's because you can't go back...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
People are torn about 50 different directions at once these days and "focused time" is devalued if not actively discouraged by employers. You get what you value and managers value you answering their chat message, text or phone call right away. exple.tive.org/blarg/2025/0...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Also they built "Worlds Largest Basket of Apples" nearby in Frazeysburg. It was basically a company town and when Longaberger ate shit, the town kinda did too.. Here's a road trip report that captures the vibe and has plenty of good photos. ronnysalerno.com/queencitydis...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
Longaberger was also an MLM which is also very Ohio. People were obsessed and I was told by more than one person that the value of these baskets would only ever go up. Where have I heard that before?
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
Call your house reps, especially your Republican reps to sign on to release the files. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
damn.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
The administration at Ohio State have known this was coming for years but have sat on their hands. A bunch of craven shitheels. They deserve this.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
corm in field. jus da way god intended.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
it's corm. it's ohio. ohio got corm.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
luv da corm
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, for that there's this and it's about a thousand times better.. www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen it and stood next to the ugly fuckin' thing. Naaah man, that thing sucks.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Because that building kinda sucks?
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
That said there's a growing medical marijuana movement in Japan largely made up of olds. I've seen more about legalization in the last 5 years than I saw in the prior 25. It wasn't banned in Japan until 1948. I think if they legalized they'd be great at farming it.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
They banned Marijuana in Japan by banning THC and left a big loophole for CBD producers (probably on accident) however the tolerances for THC allowance in CBD items are way tighter than the US which is probably why they're cheaper here. I'd never assume anything US made is legal in Japan.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
That's worth an extra couple of bucks in the tip jar if you've got it..
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Live off a bikeway. I love the ones we have and honestly would like more to remove the often speeding cut-through traffic.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
BI editors writing a dishonest headline? I'm shocked.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
He's been dead inside for years
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
Time to do anything else but be on bluski. Stay fresh cheese bags and keep dreaming of a better world.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
The tariffs are obviously a bunch of horseshit like everything else this admin does.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wait.. "I'm not sure he does know that". My brains are pudding too, nevermind
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
his brains are pudding at this point. I'm guessing dude couldn't pour piss out of a boot at this point
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure he doesn't know that..
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
Yeah, it's a good idea to piss off the knitters man.. Keep it up.. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202... archive.ph/lxp1v
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
The Trump team getting ole' Donnie ready for the cameras...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. The biggest Vietnamese population in North America, right?
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
As well she should have.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
This has been my running theory for a long time. Basically he knows how to manipulate *some* people and say things that they want to hear, but otherwise he's lazy and completely willfully ignorant. Any talk of 4D chess at this point is total BS. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus. If my Dad said something like that within my earshot, we'd have words for sure. And maybe no words ever after that.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Are Japanese even the largest Asian group in OC?
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
gat dham. get right mom.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Put it in a vintage mason or bell jar labeled "Lake Erie Beach Glass 1969" and now it's an antique.
Larry Law (@larrylaw.bsky.social) reposted
Kill capitalism before it kills you. I’m pretty sure Thumper said this. Tempera and India ink on cardboard. DM to purchase because capitalism.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll hear all the cars honking and the fireworks first.
Robin James (@robinjames.bsky.social) reposted
This Sunday September 7 is the debut of my show ITS HER FACTORY on Inhailer.com and the 20th anniversary of my dissertation defense
Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
If I had to bed, I'd bet that he largely doesn't care
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
So there's a video of what looks to be people throwing trash bags out of a second story window at the White House and while it doesn't appear to be AI slop, I'm gonna hold off reposting. But seriously WTAF.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
What if he gives you the ebike?
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
The terrible secret of space!
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn't even include Icy Hot Stuntaz
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucked up. Any background on how they got picked up? I'm assuming they were on I-71 and got pulled over by the Sheriff on whatever bullshit.
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh yes.. The 'bungles' era..
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Critical Nostalgia (@highway62.bsky.social) reposted
Let's watch The Third Man.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, as a consequence I think of this very good post from March, 22nt 2020
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
This had a big effect on how I view people in the world.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
They probably should have stopped making them 30 years ago.
stellz (@piss.beauty) reposted
The Kant Car
Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots.bsky.social) reposted
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
...for a certain kind of person, yes.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
At least you're getting out. Maybe keep an eye out for some rollers or even a back wheel resistance dilly so you can keep on the bike over the winter.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
🎉
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in a rural community and I could totally see someone talking for two hours about town goings on.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
You may find @robinjames.bsky.social's writing on the subject enlightening. www.its-her-factory.com/2024/12/is-t...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
The actual centrist position is antifascist.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it's hard to get them mixed up, they're both legends.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Pinzgauer up in dis.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet it's a circle
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
They've been like this for at least a hundred years.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
"I am not a member of an organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers in the late 1920s
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen the pictures but given how he looked, I'm still not sure.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course and it would be fun to watch everyone be totally normal about it, but what I'm really hoping for is an Efurt Latrine Disaster type scenario.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Like this M.K. Brown comic but for real... mkbrown.net/557-cartoons...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude looks like they propped him up, gave him a "vitamin" shot, and shoved him out the door. bsky.app/profile/coop...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
My guess is he's having some kind of episode and they're trying to keep it out of the public eye. He looked like hammered crap in the picture I saw, so I'm still unconvinced that all is well.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything that's not hanging upside down off a gas station awning in Silver Springs is gonna feel a bit dissapointing
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's an Opus Dei plot.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't get my hopes up, John. I'd settle for one or two.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing against ya boi Paul there, dude has 150k people following him, I bet he gets tagged into some bullshit.
lena (@lenazun.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this country could become so much better than it ever was. you need to lose the nostalgia for a mediocre past.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Lena, that's because all the bad shit is happening where white people can see it and it's making them uncomfortable.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
I've been pretty fortunate in that very few of the folks I follow repost resistance dipshits.
せきはん (@sekihang.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning~☀️🫠今日のらくがきで〜す
Emily "Babe" St. James (@emilystjams.bsky.social) reposted
Perhaps you are unmoved by Gov Gav’s shittiness toward trans people? Well, fear not! There are so many other ways he’s terrible!
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
Really hoping he can be the next big AI story, you know the kind
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what we call an "anti-pattern"
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's got all the things that would make it up my alley. Just never revisited.
lou-ellen (@louceph.com) reposted
Oh god. Oh fuck.
Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
The origin of the name doesn't make it any less terrible: "On June 1, 1908, Third National Bank and Fifth National Bank merged to become the Fifth–Third National Bank of Cincinnati"
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen this since it first came out on VHS in the 80s. I can recall the totally wild freeway chase scene and the general dusty, grimy vibe of the movie. Need to give this a rewatch, obviously.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
..from a large cannon into the sun perhaps?
Stan Chera memorial fund (@milesklee.bsky.social) reposted
Rivian's new tagline: "a truck that WON'T burn you alive and melt your skeleton"
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
RIP to a real one. Hope they can find someone good to replace him.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
There is a nonzero possibility he secretly poisoned the last pope too.. 🤔
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
I'm hardly a game expert, but I do think he's got a point.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
It's more interesting than 99% of the new Dodge Chargers out there and it's not parked on the sidewalk (which you can't say about 99% of the new Dodge Chargers out there).
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reposted
This plays in my head whenever someone mentions SpaceX. www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2...
Darrell Owens (@idothethinking.bsky.social) reposted
This is a funny tweet because she's actually right, this the story of Berkeley. An Americanized Chinese food restaurant that appealed to WASPs happily sold out after the owners reached their elderly age and the new business serves the booming Asian population downtown. And the WASPs think its bad
eva (^_^)/ (@eva.computer) reposted
this is what anti-trans disinformation campaigns look like btw voteblue in bio and posts farm reposts and follow4follow from gullible libs spam anti-trans propaganda in replies
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit. He just cut his head clean off.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
Argentina? www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeUC...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it's only been discussed from the 60s to the present day.
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social)
He doesn't just say he's angry, he lays out real consequences in a matter of fact way and makes very plain that he will do everything in his power to make those consequences happen.
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
michael coyote (@michaelcoyote.bsky.social) reply parent
All my lady friends have taught me how important it is to have a good fit.