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Mike

@michaeljklein.bsky.social

I am 75 years old and I have a cat. Tell me a story.

created October 17, 2024

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Salud.

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31/8/2025, 9:22:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is thundering, so we are both rather napacious.

31/8/2025, 6:18:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three species winter here. Ruby-throated, rufous, and black-chinned. I've never seen a black-chinned. Ruby-throateds are the only ones that nest here and are by far the most common. They are such cool little things. Feisty as hell. One buzzed Whiskers this morning.

31/8/2025, 3:46:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are usually here into October. A few winter, but they are not as abundant as they are in fall migration.

31/8/2025, 2:15:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A hummingbird, @glengrambo.bsky.social. Really.

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31/8/2025, 1:52:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Head held high, Whiskers keeps a close eye on the hummingbirds, @polresmuse.bsky.social.

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31/8/2025, 12:45:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grackles this morning, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social? Can you get a head count?

31/8/2025, 12:32:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you have to wait until yesterday.

31/8/2025, 11:01:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, no. Now you have to do it over again

31/8/2025, 11:00:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:58:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm... 🤔

30/8/2025, 6:49:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both responsible for their own happiness.

30/8/2025, 4:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a good attitude.

30/8/2025, 4:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's impossible.

30/8/2025, 3:31:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you ever tried to count them?

30/8/2025, 2:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yabba dabba doo!

30/8/2025, 2:13:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whiskers is upside down a lot. It's #Caturday.

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30/8/2025, 12:08:25 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should start a petition.

30/8/2025, 9:41:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! And I thought I had traffic control problems.

30/8/2025, 9:40:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching the hummingbirds zip around, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social, I was reminded of the Jetsons.

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29/8/2025, 11:53:46 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? Whiskers worry?

29/8/2025, 9:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not yet. But I haven't given up hope.

29/8/2025, 4:47:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially now that the bluebirds have arrived.

29/8/2025, 4:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite. And they screamed at Whiskers. Being a sensitive little guy, he took it personal.

29/8/2025, 2:59:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seven white-winged doves, five bluejays, three hummingbirds, and two monarch butterflies, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. Busy this morning.

29/8/2025, 1:01:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 9:50:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am impressed. Enjoy!

28/8/2025, 9:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes life throws you a curve.

28/8/2025, 8:56:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better go get some right now.

28/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're going to need a ton of butter.

28/8/2025, 7:44:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leapin' lizards! That's a lot of potatoes!

28/8/2025, 7:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you might need some.

28/8/2025, 4:51:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cape Cod are good too.

28/8/2025, 4:24:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yum.

28/8/2025, 4:15:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not as vinegar-y as I would like, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. But then they were only $1.43. Sea salt and vinegar potato chips should make your lips hurt.

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28/8/2025, 4:02:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pugnacious.

28/8/2025, 3:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

28/8/2025, 3:17:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Horrible photo, but here's one.

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28/8/2025, 2:11:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It better not. Monarch butterflies everywhere this morning.

28/8/2025, 2:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, he did. The people next door are getting a new roof, and the hammering does not please Whiskers. He is not frightened, just annoyed. He likes his peace and quiet.

28/8/2025, 1:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:24:40 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! There was ice cream. Lots of ice cream.

28/8/2025, 9:19:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

28/8/2025, 9:18:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

27/8/2025, 6:11:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

27/8/2025, 6:11:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always.

27/8/2025, 6:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three hummingbirds this morning, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social, and one of them is a male. The two females got along well together and shared the two feeders. Now they're all fighting.

27/8/2025, 2:36:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I seem to remember Bruce and Betsy (the neighbors) having a friend who worked with animals, maybe at a zoo or something, and that was why the goat was visiting. But he was successfully wrangled and returned to wherever he was before. Goats are nimble. 2/2

27/8/2025, 12:06:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, I really can't remember. I know the goat (it was a young goat) escaped from my neighbors' house, but I can't remember what it was doing there. But it escaped, and we chased it down the street and into my landlord's backyard. 1/

27/8/2025, 12:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:12:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pelican, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. His beak can hold more than his belican.

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26/8/2025, 8:03:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harris Park Avenue, the 3200 block.

26/8/2025, 6:55:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two hummingbirds (deux colibris) this morning, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social.

26/8/2025, 1:24:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of the time I chased a goat 🐐 down a street in Austin once.

26/8/2025, 11:12:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:10:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could have a cow and some chickens.

25/8/2025, 7:57:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whiskers has a serious case of the zoomies, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. So far he has collided with the dining room table, the bathtub, one bookcase, two chairs, and my leg.

25/8/2025, 1:25:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He loves you.

25/8/2025, 1:11:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talk to him. Tell him he is good kitty.

25/8/2025, 12:53:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am reminded of this.

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25/8/2025, 12:44:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's in a half hour. My best to Zeppelin.

25/8/2025, 12:30:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta get the breaks.

25/8/2025, 12:23:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should move to Kansas.

25/8/2025, 12:22:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well played.

25/8/2025, 12:21:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And worth every penny.

25/8/2025, 12:21:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:19:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprisingly, no. He sniffed it, licked it, and ate it.

24/8/2025, 5:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whiskers just ate a Frosted Flake, @polresmuse.bsky.social.

24/8/2025, 2:24:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too, me too.

24/8/2025, 2:16:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't that a great song?

24/8/2025, 2:16:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am reading a book, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social, in which the word "moue" has occurred at least three times in 100 pages. I believe that to be excessive.

24/8/2025, 1:07:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Song of the day, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. youtu.be/JQc5gDXQGIs?...

24/8/2025, 11:30:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like Whiskers.

24/8/2025, 12:18:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's movin' kinda slow.

24/8/2025, 12:14:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction.

24/8/2025, 12:11:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's a little red caboose for sale, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

23/8/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the happiest of Caturdays to you. Whiskers is lying on the bed, half asleep, watching two squirrels play chase in the cypress tree. He has a good life.

23/8/2025, 3:55:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The nap continues. It's #Caturday.

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23/8/2025, 12:04:37 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 9:57:19 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a fair question. Quite possibly it is. After all, most forecasts are.

22/8/2025, 6:50:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, but it's science.

22/8/2025, 6:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 28C here. That's pretty cold. But Whiskers did see his shadow this morning, and that usually means six more weeks of summer.

22/8/2025, 4:13:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a great combo. I sat in the dark, watched the lightning, and drank coffee. Contentment.

22/8/2025, 4:07:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always nap time at our house.

22/8/2025, 1:39:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spectacular lightning display this morning, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. Whiskers and I got up early to watch it. Or at least I did. Whiskers was not terribly impressed and went back to sleep. He's like that sometimes.

22/8/2025, 12:28:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:32:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here he is by his new stick pile.

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21/8/2025, 12:21:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best.

21/8/2025, 12:15:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He took a nap. Whiskers seldom misses an opportunity to take a nap during a thunderstorm.

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21/8/2025, 11:20:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:18:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was one in the crepe myrtle this afternoon. So tiny. Yet so badass.

21/8/2025, 12:13:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hummingbird flying around in a thunderstorm, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. They are tough little things.

21/8/2025, 12:07:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An omen.

20/8/2025, 9:05:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a coupon for Ding Dongs, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social.

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20/8/2025, 7:25:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just what I was thinking.

20/8/2025, 2:43:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will be careful.

20/8/2025, 2:28:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like maybe an antimatter hummingbird, sucking up all the light.

20/8/2025, 2:21:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hummingbirds are here.

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20/8/2025, 12:14:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 10:33:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder why that is.

19/8/2025, 7:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view