There's not much to tell. Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired. Fluent in sarcasm and subversion. Please don't take me seriously. I'm rarely serious.
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It’s odd that the president would need to give an Oval Office address about something as arbitrary (albeit idiotic) as moving Space Force or renaming the DoD. I have to assume he’s doing it because he knows the world thinks he’s hiding.
John Lee Hooker at his Woodside, California home circa 1997. #bluesmusic Photo by ©Peter DaSilva
A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.
Not really all that happy that the prime years of my life will be spent watching the world have to re-learn all the lessons we learned from 1900-1945
The entire administration seems immune to consequences for their actions.
Bro drops his favorite joke of, "You are going to make a lucky woman a nice wife someday." I laugh because I love that joke and ask if he felt like crashing here since I probably won't feel like driving after cooking. So, all y'all stay safe tonight. I got food to make.
I am now getting serenaded with The Waffle Song while it's been hinted that my chocolate waffles are the best. Bro is the master of verbal stealth. I asked if he didn't mind my chocolate waffles as I felt like chocolate with a light dust of powdered sugar. ...
About a mile down the road, I hear, "Where are we going?" I tell him, "I'm not sure, I'm following you." He hits back with, "Damn. I forgot." Me, responding, "How about back to my place, and I cook. You feel like eating?" Bro, "If you cooking. Hell yeah. You making waffles? Love this guy.
I share that he probably had the new strain of Covid, which would hit him harder because of his age and health. I hear, "Yeah. That sounds good too. We can agree that it doesn't matter how, he just needs to go." We brofist and I keep driving. ...
I hear "oh shit" and thinking he's going to be sick, I pull over. After explaining the confusion, he explained that he just had a thought. I asked him to share and he dropped this: Trump is showing an accelerated decline in his health. Trump just met with Putin. Trump may have been poisoned.
My good friend asked me to give him a ride home after indulging too much as he's been through stuff over the past month, and he mentally broke and needed an escape. I'm not judging as I prefer getting the call than someone doing something dumb[er]. During the ride...
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
Fired RFK Jr aide ‘accidentally’ crashes car into his vehicle as she leaves agency. Good girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.rawstory.com/robert-f-ken...
And, once again, nothing will be done about it.
Did he turn off the AC and leave his dog alone home again? Remember he left his dog alone in his frozen house, and went to Cancun. He treats his DOG BETTER THAN HIS CONSTITUENTS. Or his daughters, who he threw under the bus.
Don't forget that he LEFT HIS DOG in the freezing house. He LEFT HIS DOG.
When you truly don't care what other people think of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.
Sigh.
🚨Regarding the #Pentagon and #SpaceForce announcements: Reps @rokhanna.bsky.social (D-CA) and Thomas Massie (R-KY) are holding a press conference tomorrow, 9/3, 10:30am, with ten victims of Epstein’s sex trafficking. Link to watch live: youtube.com/live/q6fUosr... 🗣️ Release the Epstein files
Chile is one of the safest places for LGBTQ+ to reside. They have some of the worlds strongest anti discrimination laws. Green Day plays Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen right before they hit the stage. Here are 50,000 Chileans losing their shit this past weekend. #HumanRights #Chile #MusicSky
I used to read books like Lord of the Rings or watch movies like Star Wars and think the villains were unbelievable. And of course, now watching the tech oligarchs (who could not spend all their money if they tried) destroy civilization for power, I’m like, guess I was wrong. People are that awful.
How sick does society have to be where an 11-year-old boy is shot dead for playing ding dong ditch?
Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/
![Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidj2tdqhkgoamiqf5reqt7kvbpt26x3cgjxsp4rtwwb46qumcltdq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
This is not reporting. This is propaganda.
The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect yesterday, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans. And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich. Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.
Fuck off and die, Mr President
We definitely need to go back to the separation of church and state. Pay taxes, and you can interfere, but you are no longer a church, but a business.
And term limits for all representatives and senators. Don't these folks ever want to retire?
I am serious when I say that none of those actions would be more radical than what Trump is currently using his executive power to do—almost always with permission from the Supreme Court. And if the judiciary stands in the way, why not follow Judge Emil Bove's maxim and "tell courts 'fuck you'"?
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
The Kids are not comfortable complaining, I'm entirely comfortable shutting down to file a complaint. Guy has no right to tell me what to do. He comes in to take his bad day out on me. Guy, doesn't realize that I have no problem telling him to fuck right off. Letting HR do it first.
I always live it when Not My Manager has a bad day and tries to take it out on us and verbally says, "I just got chewed out in a meeting, so you all need to deal with..." I got 4 witnesses to the behavior and while The Kids (not derogatory, just there a big age gap between me and them)...
#Priorities
Yeah he's not beating the allegations
Trump will do anything to coverup the Epstein files, including die or fake dementia to get out of being held accountable.
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
There’s a special place in hell for morons who get millions of people killed.
Also how do you know DC isn’t a crime-free zone? Because the president lives there
Willing to exchange painful for quicker.
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Honestly, as long as he goes, I genuinely don't care how.
The past 12 hours gave all of us a sense of just how huge the nationwide celebration will be when he finally does kick the bucket. 🎉🥳🎊
He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.
I'm guessing it is the new Covid strain.
I bet he has Covid. Politically/psychopathically he wouldn’t want to announce it and the latest strain is peaking and nasty.
We're Americans of course we've got nothing better to do than shitpost about the possible death of our most hated president
IF hes still alive, I hope he knows we're enjoying the crap out of this.
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Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
More from the "pro-life" administration.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Mike Fanone: "There's no justification for using federal law enforcement and National Guardsmen as political pawns...It's imperative that officers conduct themselves professionally—and that starts with showing their faces." @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...
Public servants should face the public. So why are federal agents wearing masks to hide their faces? Check out our mobile billboard driving around Washington, D.C. right now demanding federal agents take their masks off!
I believe this is what the kids call performative
That's not horror. That sounds like a peaceful day. I'm going to reboot the Internet.
All y'all are bad people. However, when the real world calms down and free time is a thing, I'm coming back. It's so beautiful.
“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.” ~Ray Bradbury Keep reading, friends. 📚
They were. It took a little while to get them comfortable with human contact, but they were fun. The Girls would crawl up from within the couch to press their nose on my elbow, scaring me. They all constantly played pranks. Tickling them was so much fun.
"There was gunpowder on my neck." A 10 yo who said the bullets went right past him. MEDIA- PAY ATTENTION. YOU DO NOT PUT A CHILD WHO HAS "Gunpowder on his neck." On TV to win a rating. NO. NO. NO. SHAME ON YOU. There is no excuse for putting a traumatized CHILD on TV.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Mine were rescues from an experiment that kept sewing the results for being too smart and a bit of a mischievous streak. He taught the others. I homed the entire mischief since they "were not ideal specimens." Funny, they conned me frequently, I call that a success.
Elite!
OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/
All this is wagging the dog. Dude will start a nuclear war, civil war, anything to distract from Epstein.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Anybody that walks through a children's hospital and believes in an "all loving" god is a sadist.
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
Counterproposal: Abolish ICE and give the money to ICE’s victims
I just learned that the movie 52 Pickup is streaming on Fawsome. I haven't seen it in ages, but everything about this movie is done exceptionally well. It's better than what Hollywood churns out now. The movie is still exceptional and well worth your time.
Mississippi National Guardsmen, I am so sorry that our Governor sent you to DC. You deserve better than this.
What a waste of money, time and troops.
The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
If you’re angrier over a thrown Subway sandwich than a school shooting then u really are a fleabrained excuse of human flesh.
I have a name, and I am doing it this weekend.
Your daily reminder... 👇
The NRA should not have tax-exempt status. The NRA should not have tax-exempt status. The NRA should not have tax-exempt status. The NRA should not have tax-exempt status.