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Michael Picchu

@michaelpicchu.bsky.social

It’s not going to be okay.

created November 18, 2024

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Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

What would be wrong with that anyway?

22/8/2025, 10:58:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

We are not okay.

14/8/2025, 2:42:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, I tried to DM but couldn’t figure it out. Can I ask how peace corps was in your 30s? I’m schedule to leave in a month and having real hard time deciding for sure, since I am in my mid 30s.

7/8/2025, 12:32:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SarahBCalif (@sarahbca.bsky.social) reposted

My kid didn’t like his grade so he asked me to fire his teacher.

2/8/2025, 12:50:56 AM | 545 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted

Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest

25/7/2025, 6:15:18 PM | 2347 1138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t we all know he was like this in 2016? Or before?

18/7/2025, 2:38:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host. "Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

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18/7/2025, 1:15:56 AM | 23440 6080 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Will be sure to tell the medical billing dept

3/7/2025, 5:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yes, Murkowski and Collins do have this exact pact. It’s been an open secret for years. And the gullible voters in their states keep falling for it.

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2/7/2025, 12:10:43 AM | 13270 3599 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SDDPHOTO (@sddphoto.bsky.social) reposted

That's insane. I mean everyone knows that's insane – right?

29/6/2025, 5:11:49 PM | 910 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

She can read?

29/6/2025, 2:51:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

The other 10%: What’s Iran?

23/6/2025, 1:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being okay with violence, and then thinking you have the moral high ground.

23/6/2025, 12:24:14 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted

The conditions at an ICE family detention facility in Texas are so bad that adults are literally physically jockeying with children for *water.* This is the desperation ICE is deliberately and, it must be said, sadistically producing. apnews.com/article/migr...

“We don’t get enough water. They put out a little case of water, and everyone has to run for it,” said the declaration from the girl held with her mother and two younger siblings at the Karnes County Immigration Processing Center. “An adult here even pushed my little sister out of the way to get to the water first.”
21/6/2025, 9:19:46 PM | 1210 572 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted

Probably a good moment to point out that US Homeland Terrorism Prevention is being led by an unqualified 22 year old kid who's one year out of college. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

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22/6/2025, 7:26:19 AM | 1380 578 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) reposted

Oh.

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22/6/2025, 10:55:20 AM | 4383 1211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christina🌊🌊 (@sassycc.bsky.social) reposted

📌

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20/6/2025, 7:35:41 PM | 7883 2143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Good question.

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17/6/2025, 12:21:46 PM | 13254 3616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah…

17/6/2025, 12:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith.bsky.social) reposted

"Gulf of Mexico"

Trump Mobile coverage map
16/6/2025, 4:33:06 PM | 4531 692 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also probably dead, so at least there’s that.

15/6/2025, 2:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.

15/6/2025, 11:14:56 AM | 35527 10691 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s got a million better things to do right now.

14/6/2025, 11:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

There are several other major stories today. No one is paying attention to his parade. Even if they were, it’s not a very impressive one. Total fail.

14/6/2025, 11:31:45 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting timing.

13/6/2025, 1:00:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

AOC: When they say illegal vs legal immigration—they are trying to end legal status in the US making people undocumented and then they have the audacity to call them illegal when they were here documented.

12/6/2025, 7:19:32 PM | 32806 9192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Strap in *

13/6/2025, 12:29:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Strap on, everyone.

13/6/2025, 12:29:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Alex Padilla (@padilla.senate.gov) reposted

If that’s what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they can do to any American that dares to speak up. We will hold this administration accountable.

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12/6/2025, 9:15:49 PM | 12810 4223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

U-Haul's slogan is “Moving Made Easier” but it’s turning into “Hate on the Move.” Hey @UHaul.com — you better figure out how to stop renting trucks to Patriot Front, or you’re going to be known as the official moving van of white supremacists.

26/5/2025, 2:02:23 PM | 5564 2205 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UNITED24 (@u24.gov.ua) reposted

On this day in 1944, soviet russia started forcefully deporting Crimean Tatars from their homeland. Hundreds of thousands of people in a matter of days. 81 years later, russian war criminals continue the genocidal legacy of their ancestors. We honor every victim’s memory🕯

18/5/2025, 12:14:12 PM | 578 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Bryan (@scottygb.bsky.social) reposted

The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

17/5/2025, 8:23:40 PM | 4461 1219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted

The new Pope being a Twitter resist lib has the be the funniest possible outcome

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8/5/2025, 5:52:56 PM | 983 174 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Please have this be true.

8/5/2025, 5:54:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

The drama!

7/5/2025, 5:41:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why the fuck did they vote for him? He’s doing literally what he said he would. It’s been only six months 🙄🙄🙄

5/5/2025, 1:32:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Mark Warner: "That cabinet meeting earlier this week where everyone went around and basically paid kudos to the great leader -- it was something that frankly I would've expected out of North Korea, not out of a cabinet meeting in America."

4/5/2025, 1:08:03 PM | 21081 4906 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck this guy

5/5/2025, 1:30:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

We are becoming more like North Korea every day.

5/5/2025, 1:27:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Sicknick (@jan6risingvoice.bsky.social) reposted

If anyone lives or works near a shipping port, have you noticed a decline in ship traffic? I have in NJ. It will only be a matter of time before we start to see shortages and price gouging as Trump will no doubt roll back any anti price gouging rules.

28/4/2025, 5:40:02 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope

28/4/2025, 6:00:20 PM | 4385 401 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Edwards (@keithedwards.bsky.social) reposted

Oh so she was straight up just insider trading in the open.

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10/4/2025, 2:38:26 PM | 6401 1950 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.

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10/4/2025, 12:06:33 PM | 36709 11031 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

You lost your 401k... and did Trump make money doing it? He posted "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" just hours before pausing the tariffs. It's time for everyone to ask House Republicans why they aren't fighting for an investigation into this.

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9/4/2025, 6:11:06 PM | 10460 3146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lakshya Jain (@lakshya.splitticket.org) reposted

I am not an economist, but I do spend a *lot* more time than the average person does in studying politics and elections. I can never once recall a time where a recession was so directly and obviously traceable to the president alone, let alone one where he CLAIMED CREDIT FOR IT.

7/4/2025, 1:55:47 AM | 9069 1672 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dillo (mr ideas) (@dillo.media) reposted

the new american flag

a bunch of stocks depicted by different sized squares showing mostly red and a few small green ones
3/4/2025, 2:32:10 PM | 772 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

And I don’t want to make toasters for a living!

5/4/2025, 3:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dj (@djsoke.bsky.social) reposted

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

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4/4/2025, 10:52:04 PM | 34883 6581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

The White House admits they sent an innocent father of three to the prison in El Salvador but they are still fighting to make sure he doesn’t come home. The definition of evil.

5/4/2025, 1:29:57 AM | 23684 5480 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll just gaslight us into thinking we aren’t saving correctly.

4/4/2025, 8:03:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted

Real whiplash watching the Trump message go from “we’ll fix everything on day one” to “suck it up buttercup, this is gonna hurt.”

1/4/2025, 5:24:28 PM | 16098 2891 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Looking for corporate media coverage of the @booker.senate.gov filibuster and finding NONE. Currently live on CSPAN2 and YouTube.

1/4/2025, 1:12:51 AM | 16876 4588 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Sen. Bill Cassidy: "Is there some way that we cut Medicare so that it's-- excuse me, reform Medicare."

1/4/2025, 2:12:11 PM | 12557 3908 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope there is a hell.

27/3/2025, 2:04:55 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Expletive Deleted (@poteauthe11th.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Looks like a concentration camp. So disgusted I want to vomit. NOT IN MY NAME, BITCH!

27/3/2025, 2:02:38 AM | 106 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@keeferton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Quite a day to invoke this, when the Executive branch is texting war plans to journalists.

24/3/2025, 11:43:56 PM | 247 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Rules for thee me but not for me.

25/3/2025, 1:52:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

#48? 🤭

24/3/2025, 4:57:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

24/3/2025, 4:57:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dean barney (@deanbarney.bsky.social) reposted

concerning🤔 #eurovision

19/3/2025, 9:22:33 AM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

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17/3/2025, 7:36:49 PM | 28253 9115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Is someone going to stop him?

17/3/2025, 5:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

One of these things is not like the others

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13/3/2025, 3:51:51 PM | 29188 10806 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦋~Bindi~🦋 (@bindiatthebeach.bsky.social) reposted

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13/3/2025, 1:02:00 AM | 31959 7985 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦋MOM🦋 (@momcjl.bsky.social) reposted

Frankly, he doesn’t give a damn. If he didn’t want to look stupid, he could easily find the definition with a simple search online. But he’s got a tee time pressing on him, and golf matters more.

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13/3/2025, 4:10:15 AM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

The median voter never paid attention to the extent we thought.

12/3/2025, 3:51:19 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Donold is now classifying protests at Tesla dealerships as ‘domestic terrorism.’ Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist. But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.

11/3/2025, 9:46:10 PM | 15619 4700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Leavitt (@davidleavitt.bsky.social) reposted

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11/3/2025, 3:15:54 PM | 1144 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted

STOCK MARKETS CRASHING. I TOLD YOU SO!!! TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE. JD IS ON THE COUCH. ALL CAUSED BY INEPT U.S. LEADERSHIP!

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10/3/2025, 11:20:17 PM | 491 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...

11/3/2025, 12:32:45 AM | 8224 1411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Add that to my do it travel list

8/3/2025, 10:10:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

We should rebunk this 🤭

8/3/2025, 4:06:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social)

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social didn’t newsom marry Kimberly guilfoyle? Sketchy.

8/3/2025, 3:38:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

DINOs

6/3/2025, 5:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

5/3/2025, 8:08:32 PM | 5707 662 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Hi, I'm God. I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone. Fuck you, Donold.

5/3/2025, 4:00:04 AM | 36429 5087 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is stopping him for being batshit crazy so… he kind of is.

5/3/2025, 4:46:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Javamav (@javamav.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian operative in control of the U.S. intelligence community. Putin is getting everything he ever wanted and so much more.

3/3/2025, 1:10:46 PM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⚜️🌊Tyreen BaconSkin🌊⚜️ (@baconskingirl.bsky.social) reposted

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2/3/2025, 5:55:31 PM | 598 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

🙄

1/3/2025, 4:15:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don’t go, what are the chances they vote and pass some real terrifying things?

1/3/2025, 4:11:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t attend.

1/3/2025, 4:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted

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28/2/2025, 11:29:05 PM | 1311 342 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted

You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.

1/3/2025, 1:12:56 AM | 2907 497 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

It was worse than watch Trump was impeached for.

28/2/2025, 8:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbh what is the point if you just buy everything that day before or the day after?

28/2/2025, 1:39:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦋MOM🦋 (@momcjl.bsky.social) reposted

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27/2/2025, 5:23:34 AM | 353 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ElieNYC (@elienyc.bsky.social) reposted

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

27/2/2025, 5:03:39 PM | 39135 7252 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

The Economist does the same with Trump. @economist.com

27/2/2025, 1:51:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social)

I paid $4.38 for eggs today.

27/2/2025, 12:40:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

God has a plan, alright. For this dude to rot in hell.

26/2/2025, 6:42:33 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point, we aren’t going to live long enough for the environmental impacts to matter.

26/2/2025, 10:48:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elon Musk's Jet Tracking (@elonjet.net) reposted

Landed in Dulles, Virginia, United States. Apx. flt. time 3 h 52 min.

Reg: N628TS On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.501857 Trigger: now on ground
26/2/2025, 1:33:49 AM | 1103 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

This explains everything and everything.

24/2/2025, 1:40:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll only show democrat names and redact themselves.

22/2/2025, 5:40:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣

20/2/2025, 3:29:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

And then he calls himself king

20/2/2025, 2:44:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

They all want to be like Hitler and his mustache

19/2/2025, 2:39:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Picchu (@michaelpicchu.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the same about Pence, but I think he would have been slightly better.

19/2/2025, 12:58:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view