It’s getting late early. -Yogi Berra
Woke. Broke. MAGA is the joke. Fuck ICE Come @ me with Bible quotes only if from the sermon on the mount. The west is the best…
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It’s getting late early. -Yogi Berra
It’s horse shit. I believe the women!
Ironically Maxine waters is calling for it. However, where is everyone else?
It’s a great look.
Finally! Dave Mathews put out something relevant
Trump in his prime couldn’t swing hammer on a part time basis. Pull your head out of your own ass trump. Smells like shit, right?
#philidelphia grease the poles. Times are needed😉
Seems Ted Kennedy esque
Trump hates people stealing his shtick. He’s been a stroke victim since he was born
Well done. Proper. Congratulations!!!!
Trump be like @halsparks.com
Video taping a treasons crime is wild
Well, look at their lizard person governor
The fuck are these assholes on about again?
Vance is why I now believe in lizard people. He is not a real
Trump without autopen is like trump without his fakeup
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Now that’s a skipper!
Trumps other little johnson
Whaaaaaa?!?!?
Is it apparent yet why he’s called nut lick?
Seems woke.
Love this program! My favorite short is “posture pals” The 90’s were the shit!
Since the National Guard is tasked with picking up trash why are these armed thugs still running around?
Damn near the whole country
Absolute horseshit. No RAS just ass
Deep throating the whole boot-lifts and all.
Trump is a DIC Dipshit In Charge
What the hell have I done with my life 😔
No one has ever accused the GOOP of being smart
Who in their right mind baby pelicans trumps balls at this level? Oh right, his entire cabinet
Picture a courthouse with no fucking laws. Picture a cathouse with no fucking whores. Picture a shit house with no fucking drains. Picture a leader with no fucking brains No fucking brains
We cannot just write off this final scene. Hold on to the dream. -the Final Cut
Like an asshole in white boots
Well to be fair Trump puts women in charge of things he doesn’t want to exist.
And he doesn’t do much else. Even his ill fitting suits hate him
That’s just right field. Get your Ai under control
I will now drive UNDER the speed limit with impunity! Fuk the haters
Yes. The governor has the right. It’s why they do it when necessary. Not some draconian bullshit by a pudding brained, congestive heart failure, pos who is devolving in 4K
Ok, but ratification isn’t the word. Also, the electoral college has been outdated for at least a century
The trump files in 4K
Weird take. What ratification of which amendments are you referring to?
“Release the water from the PNW because all water rolls downhill on a wall map.” -probably trump
Quick! Someone protect it before trump decides it’s woke
I didn’t think so I was just parroting pudding brains
Did it incite a riot? Or do executive orders now count as law? What a travesty of the first amendment
Something that’s not getting enough press: the change of the Cracker Barrel logo. The fall of America 🥴
Congestive heart failure is imminent
But are they wearing ill fitting suites, like you, Stephen?
Yeah it was like this year I think 🤔
I’ll be listening if I was in a coma. I’ve told my kids haha
The next scavenger hunt should be on discovering the Kompromat on eric Adams.
How is midge relevant? Don’t MAGAts think evolution is bunk? She’s the literal missing link
If it takes trump roughly six seconds to do his signature it would have taken over two and a half hours to individually sign all of the j6 pardons. Fuck outta here. #autopen
Notice how Trump always says someone comes “highly recommended?” It’s so he can act like he didn’t make the decision when they inevitably suck ass
Adorable
Can’t lose what you never had, but I get the point
Ugh. He should just stick to mocking trump
To commemorate the opening of the Epstein memorial ballroom
See you soon bestie
Trump is just straight up goofy fuk
What a president who ran on no more wars would obviously say.
It is a distraction. Distractions don’t mean that people aren’t affected. In fact it’s a better distraction if people are hurt. Obviously I think this is all horse shit.
Dipshit is spouting dipshittery. He has no brain left. Assuming he had one to begin with. Also, those news outlets hardly hold him accountable. He’s cooked
Poor snoop. I think there was a time when he was gangster? Or whatever he was playing
Look at these skinny jeans “color of law” dipshits.
Mock Trump. It’s all he understands. It’s small brain shit
Don’t forget get desantis is Florida for dipshit
Wait what am I supposed to care about?
I see a green door and kristi Noem is trying to do some dumb shit
Facts on the ground. People who make minimum wage love the millionaires and billionaires class. They think they will win the lottery and get to a meet and greet with their superiors
Cut the Christ down!
I’m with you, Bill! Release the TRUMP files
Why do MAGAts always say I like trumps policies, but yet they can’t even begin to explain, or address, or cite, a policy? Betas I 🤔
I don’t TikTok because yeah it’s malware, but yes. I get you
Absolutely a blue state has a plan and will get shit handled
“Enough, I call your bluff, for manifest destiny.”
Grish rakes
Now would be a time for Nancy mace to STFU
Foreshadowing
I will also not let a film crew gather content of me picking up frozen pizzas at a grocery outlet
Appreciate the amplifying!
The only energetic thing JD has done is aggressively taking vacations. Plus the couch fucking, allegedly
Not sure my kids know that answer
It dates you, but it also says you remember what is facts lol
Jeffries should probably invoke the fifth and STFU
Did we go to the same junior high school? That’s what I was thinking! 🤣
I wonder what cast/brace/cane/eyepatch/muzzle/etc will she make an ER nurse give her for her martyr syndrome diagnosis? 🤔
Well, to be fair, he is making it more accessible for his disabled mind and body. Also the ballroom should be referred to as the “Epstein memorial ballroom,” henceforth.
We will tell our children and grandchildren that you did not stay silent
And choose less evil
No pain no gain
Biggest take away: people talk to other people at the grocery store, and about politics? The think tanks aren’t thinking, they are tanking
So many old white hippies 🥴
Uh oh I’m old
That’s adorable! Reminds me of recess in elementary school.
Naw, Junior. You couldn’t hang. Probably sit the fuk down and shut the fuk up.
Oh but when the lawsuits come they will defend his addled brain.
Trump should help himself with a giant glass of shit the fuck up.
