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She is in love.
Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.
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She is in love.
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Oh it’s not about the food. It’s about the dog on the front. If we turn the bag around she does not care
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Well I applied to be in a race at a Falcons halftime on December 7. So if you want to lose your mind, go DM the fine folks here little stumps racing and tell them you want me in that www.instagram.com/littlestumps...
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Book should open her own store. No matter what she sells, it’s a Book store
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Bring these people to us. We just want to “talk”….
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There is a room of shoes at the national holocaust museum in DC. Mom has a real hard time going to that museum.
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Delly is a polite gentleman who asks so nicely!
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Gonzo, did you know today is Ginger cat appreciation day? www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ginger-...
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This is what the president of our country is worried about?
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Billy, did you know today is your special day?!? Book has to give you the perch on your special day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ginger-...
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Too much!!
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We miss the ChickenSisters too. But we don’t miss baths from rolling in their poo
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When I was a puppy I used to use the cat door all the time. But then suddenly and without warning I got too big for the cat door, and accidentally pulled the frame out of the door. But then I couldn’t get out of the frame!
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We are NOT telling people about the cat door incidents
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
And NY
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Mom is worried some people would be jerks about that. She did include that even though I am a corgi and not a football player, I have been given penalties for roughing the passer when I try to take the humans out at the knees.
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They did it in Alabama….
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Depends on the county
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If you had to write three fun facts about me, Susie, for an application (say for an NFL halftime corgi race) what would you say about me?
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Maybe the Moms should get you some sheep, Andy.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
We still had completely dry counties here until 2016. And you can’t buy any booze here until after noon on Sundays. It’s dumb.
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Midge would give her CHOMPS for that.
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Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
No! Messing with corgis stuff is ILLEGAL! Straight to jail!
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Kittens!! Those are Delly’s bowls. He does not need your gross kitten germs in his bowls! You leave Delly’s stuff alone, especially his water bowl! You got your own bowl to play in.
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They really love each other.
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Technically ALL hammocks are my hammock. But Mom was giving me skritches, and we had had a big talk about behaviour on the porch for Binx’s first visit before Binx came out.
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She can’t get off the porch
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He loves that naughty house void so much.
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Midge hates the hammock
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Our screen door has a latch, and the cat door can be locked shut
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Baby Binx’s first time on the porch!
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She needs to leave you alone and let you chill out without pests around
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Let us tell you about gentian violet and methylene blue. They are both commonly available anti fungal/microbial tinctures. AND THEY WILL DYE YOUR SKIN FOR WEEKS.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Good work Missy! You are not a performing monkey!
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She would get the CHOMPS for that for sure.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Just add more limoncello
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
No Binx knocks them to the floor in hopes of them opening.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing stopping him will be all the people in line to pee on it
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
ScaryCat used to knock butter off the counters for Mom’s cocker spaniels when she was much younger.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
PROBABLY.
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I think Binx is whispering her nefarious plans to Midge, knowing that no one will believe Midge if she told them what Binx is plotting.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social)
Binx is whispering sneakrets to Midge!! What do you think she is saying?
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
No! She is in love with the corgi on the front of the bag. If we turn the bag to the wall she loses interest
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Not until all the kibbles in the kibble bin are gone
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
We actually did find him a few weeks ago. Sadly that pic is about 10 years old and he has passed over the bridge. But we hear he was a very good boy who was always smiling.
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Usually she at least comes to bed.
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Taco she is worse than usual….
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She finally got in the BigBed at like 2am. But now she’s back at it….
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Absolutely not. That’s taking this too far. Plus If she sleeps in there, that means more room for me in the BigBed
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Now Midge won’t even stay in the BigBed to go to sleep. She just wants to sleep in the den with GeorgeGlass. She’s got it bad….
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She figured it out
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Heck yeah we did!
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Which was a nice thing to do for me. But I haven’t gotten the jet yet.
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It runs in the family
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Yes! And pupcups!
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Only if he is nice to me
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We already ate the cheese….
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They don’t draw powerball until later tonight, but I got my tickets. And I’m keeping my paws crossed.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that’s why he was talking to DaBoss first!
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Also she is going to personally invite Trudeau to that funeral
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Only reason Melania will show up
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They know the consequences if they don’t!
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That’s a red tailed hawk. One just flew over our yard!
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You need the wig too a.co/d/bflCCfB
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She was named for The Book of Spells from the movie Hocus Pocus. She got that name cause Winnie (her mom) was always yelling for her just like Winnie (the witch) did for the Book in the movie. youtu.be/o7p0BNt7NHs?...
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Boss Lady! You gotta watch that movie!!! Book & Billy gotta watch too. So they know where they came from! But just the original. Don’t watch the second one. It’s not worth it.
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I bet we could talk him into it.
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Onions, they did you dirty!!
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Obama could wear his tan suit to the funeral!
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. They gotta make sure he’s dead. And Obama needs to wear that tan suit again
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It’s a medal. Could he have it put on a ribbon so he could wear it?
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It just dawned on us that if it happens soon, Joe Biden is gonna go to that funeral. And honestly that’s one of the funniest things that could possibly happen.
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There is just cheese your corgi hasn’t eaten yet.
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
BL, ALL CHEESE IS CORGI CHEESE! And taxes MUST be paid! (Also there is no such thing as leftover cheese)
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Look how she body blocked me from getting too close when he got out of his box. She has chased Binx away from him repeatedly.
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Thank you.
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Even though we didn’t get the thing we REALLY, REALLY wanted for our birthday, today is still an important day. Today we turned FIVE. George Glass did come to visit, so maybe Midge did get what she really wanted. #CorgiCrew
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Mom’s leftover cottage cheese cup
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Even though it’s Labor Day weekend, a corgi’s work is never done.
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Might as well We gotta practice. 🍾
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We got both of those (hopefully not the rabid part) in our neighborhood. We’ll leave word with a bowl of cat food on the porch tonight
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Yeah but he can’t hold maga together. They all hate him
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwww we love that for her.
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She will eat cat poop if she finds it, but even she wouldn’t want to chance the germs in that guy
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I’m not putting that in my mouth! 🤢
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If it makes you feel any better, you know JD Vance is so sad right now.
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How now? Where’s the King?
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We checked the golf course. He’s not here