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Midge & Susie

@midgeandsusie.bsky.social

Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.

created November 21, 2023

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She is in love.

2/9/2025, 12:45:27 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it’s not about the food. It’s about the dog on the front. If we turn the bag around she does not care

2/9/2025, 12:44:56 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s STILL AT IT

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2/9/2025, 12:33:57 AM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I applied to be in a race at a Falcons halftime on December 7. So if you want to lose your mind, go DM the fine folks here little stumps racing and tell them you want me in that www.instagram.com/littlestumps...

2/9/2025, 12:32:47 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Book should open her own store. No matter what she sells, it’s a Book store

1/9/2025, 11:47:50 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring these people to us. We just want to “talk”….

1/9/2025, 11:01:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a room of shoes at the national holocaust museum in DC. Mom has a real hard time going to that museum.

1/9/2025, 10:59:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delly is a polite gentleman who asks so nicely!

1/9/2025, 9:36:29 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonzo, did you know today is Ginger cat appreciation day? www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ginger-...

1/9/2025, 8:11:34 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what the president of our country is worried about?

1/9/2025, 7:48:41 PM | 95 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billy, did you know today is your special day?!? Book has to give you the perch on your special day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ginger-...

1/9/2025, 7:48:01 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much!!

1/9/2025, 7:46:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We miss the ChickenSisters too. But we don’t miss baths from rolling in their poo

1/9/2025, 7:41:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was a puppy I used to use the cat door all the time. But then suddenly and without warning I got too big for the cat door, and accidentally pulled the frame out of the door. But then I couldn’t get out of the frame!

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1/9/2025, 7:40:17 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are NOT telling people about the cat door incidents

1/9/2025, 7:34:29 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And NY

1/9/2025, 6:58:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom is worried some people would be jerks about that. She did include that even though I am a corgi and not a football player, I have been given penalties for roughing the passer when I try to take the humans out at the knees.

1/9/2025, 6:47:54 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did it in Alabama….

1/9/2025, 6:25:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on the county

1/9/2025, 2:58:45 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you had to write three fun facts about me, Susie, for an application (say for an NFL halftime corgi race) what would you say about me?

1/9/2025, 1:48:07 PM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the Moms should get you some sheep, Andy.

1/9/2025, 1:28:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We still had completely dry counties here until 2016. And you can’t buy any booze here until after noon on Sundays. It’s dumb.

1/9/2025, 1:26:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Midge would give her CHOMPS for that.

1/9/2025, 1:23:33 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:22:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No! Messing with corgis stuff is ILLEGAL! Straight to jail!

1/9/2025, 1:21:44 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kittens!! Those are Delly’s bowls. He does not need your gross kitten germs in his bowls! You leave Delly’s stuff alone, especially his water bowl! You got your own bowl to play in.

1/9/2025, 1:06:29 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really love each other.

1/9/2025, 12:44:58 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically ALL hammocks are my hammock. But Mom was giving me skritches, and we had had a big talk about behaviour on the porch for Binx’s first visit before Binx came out.

1/9/2025, 12:44:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She can’t get off the porch

1/9/2025, 1:44:33 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He loves that naughty house void so much.

31/8/2025, 11:31:21 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Midge hates the hammock

31/8/2025, 11:28:45 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our screen door has a latch, and the cat door can be locked shut

31/8/2025, 11:07:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baby Binx’s first time on the porch!

31/8/2025, 10:44:31 PM | 168 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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She needs to leave you alone and let you chill out without pests around

31/8/2025, 10:06:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let us tell you about gentian violet and methylene blue. They are both commonly available anti fungal/microbial tinctures. AND THEY WILL DYE YOUR SKIN FOR WEEKS.

31/8/2025, 10:05:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good work Missy! You are not a performing monkey!

31/8/2025, 9:57:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She would get the CHOMPS for that for sure.

31/8/2025, 9:36:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just add more limoncello

31/8/2025, 8:49:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Binx knocks them to the floor in hopes of them opening.

31/8/2025, 8:48:19 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing stopping him will be all the people in line to pee on it

31/8/2025, 8:47:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ScaryCat used to knock butter off the counters for Mom’s cocker spaniels when she was much younger.

31/8/2025, 8:24:08 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PROBABLY.

31/8/2025, 6:18:24 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Binx is whispering her nefarious plans to Midge, knowing that no one will believe Midge if she told them what Binx is plotting.

31/8/2025, 6:18:14 PM | 36 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Binx is whispering sneakrets to Midge!! What do you think she is saying?

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31/8/2025, 6:13:36 PM | 316 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent

No! She is in love with the corgi on the front of the bag. If we turn the bag to the wall she loses interest

31/8/2025, 4:09:08 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not until all the kibbles in the kibble bin are gone

31/8/2025, 3:26:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We actually did find him a few weeks ago. Sadly that pic is about 10 years old and he has passed over the bridge. But we hear he was a very good boy who was always smiling.

31/8/2025, 2:22:43 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually she at least comes to bed.

31/8/2025, 2:20:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taco she is worse than usual….

31/8/2025, 2:03:31 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She finally got in the BigBed at like 2am. But now she’s back at it….

31/8/2025, 1:58:11 PM | 121 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely not. That’s taking this too far. Plus If she sleeps in there, that means more room for me in the BigBed

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31/8/2025, 3:26:30 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now Midge won’t even stay in the BigBed to go to sleep. She just wants to sleep in the den with GeorgeGlass. She’s got it bad….

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31/8/2025, 3:20:29 AM | 97 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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She figured it out

31/8/2025, 3:02:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent

Heck yeah we did!

31/8/2025, 2:59:33 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which was a nice thing to do for me. But I haven’t gotten the jet yet.

31/8/2025, 2:57:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reply parent

It runs in the family

31/8/2025, 2:56:18 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s been with him for HOURS

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31/8/2025, 1:49:19 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! And pupcups!

31/8/2025, 1:13:40 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah! Today we are FIVE

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31/8/2025, 1:12:52 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if he is nice to me

31/8/2025, 1:08:10 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already ate the cheese….

31/8/2025, 12:45:45 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BorkDay Hamburgers are for corgis!!!

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31/8/2025, 12:35:22 AM | 161 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t draw powerball until later tonight, but I got my tickets. And I’m keeping my paws crossed.

31/8/2025, 12:25:23 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe that’s why he was talking to DaBoss first!

30/8/2025, 11:41:00 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also she is going to personally invite Trudeau to that funeral

30/8/2025, 11:07:36 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only reason Melania will show up

30/8/2025, 11:02:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know the consequences if they don’t!

30/8/2025, 11:00:52 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a red tailed hawk. One just flew over our yard!

30/8/2025, 10:39:52 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need the wig too a.co/d/bflCCfB

30/8/2025, 10:26:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was named for The Book of Spells from the movie Hocus Pocus. She got that name cause Winnie (her mom) was always yelling for her just like Winnie (the witch) did for the Book in the movie. youtu.be/o7p0BNt7NHs?...

30/8/2025, 10:22:38 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boss Lady! You gotta watch that movie!!! Book & Billy gotta watch too. So they know where they came from! But just the original. Don’t watch the second one. It’s not worth it.

30/8/2025, 10:18:57 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/5BlDJfX9kjI?...

30/8/2025, 10:17:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/o7p0BNt7NHs?...

30/8/2025, 10:14:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet we could talk him into it.

30/8/2025, 9:47:47 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onions, they did you dirty!!

30/8/2025, 9:42:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obama could wear his tan suit to the funeral!

30/8/2025, 9:40:48 PM | 37 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah. They gotta make sure he’s dead. And Obama needs to wear that tan suit again

30/8/2025, 9:39:36 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a medal. Could he have it put on a ribbon so he could wear it?

30/8/2025, 9:25:02 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It just dawned on us that if it happens soon, Joe Biden is gonna go to that funeral. And honestly that’s one of the funniest things that could possibly happen.

30/8/2025, 9:10:10 PM | 110 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is just cheese your corgi hasn’t eaten yet.

30/8/2025, 6:22:54 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have been adults since we turned 3

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30/8/2025, 6:20:02 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BL, ALL CHEESE IS CORGI CHEESE! And taxes MUST be paid! (Also there is no such thing as leftover cheese)

30/8/2025, 6:18:25 PM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look how she body blocked me from getting too close when he got out of his box. She has chased Binx away from him repeatedly.

30/8/2025, 6:15:07 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:11:39 PM | 55 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you.

30/8/2025, 6:10:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Midge’s official birthday portrait

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30/8/2025, 6:10:05 PM | 63 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my official birthday portrait.

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30/8/2025, 6:09:33 PM | 70 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even though we didn’t get the thing we REALLY, REALLY wanted for our birthday, today is still an important day. Today we turned FIVE. George Glass did come to visit, so maybe Midge did get what she really wanted. #CorgiCrew

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30/8/2025, 6:07:58 PM | 160 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom’s leftover cottage cheese cup

30/8/2025, 4:55:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even though it’s Labor Day weekend, a corgi’s work is never done.

30/8/2025, 3:41:29 PM | 304 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might as well We gotta practice. 🍾

30/8/2025, 3:30:21 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We got both of those (hopefully not the rabid part) in our neighborhood. We’ll leave word with a bowl of cat food on the porch tonight

30/8/2025, 3:29:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but he can’t hold maga together. They all hate him

30/8/2025, 3:28:38 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awwwww we love that for her.

30/8/2025, 3:13:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She will eat cat poop if she finds it, but even she wouldn’t want to chance the germs in that guy

30/8/2025, 1:41:11 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not putting that in my mouth! 🤢

30/8/2025, 1:39:48 PM | 72 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it makes you feel any better, you know JD Vance is so sad right now. ‬

30/8/2025, 1:35:48 PM | 84 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How now? Where’s the King?

30/8/2025, 1:27:57 PM | 659 121 | View on Bluesky | view

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We checked the golf course. He’s not here

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30/8/2025, 1:28:31 PM | 111 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We checked the golf course. He’s not here

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