Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
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(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America. Proud member of ALL the good blocklists. ๐ญ
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Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Kids: Dad, can you sing us a song from when you were a kid? Dad: ๐ถFACE DOWN, ASS UP๐ถ Mom: ๐ถTHAT'S THE WAY, WE LIKE TO FUCK!๐ถ
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Generation X is cultural Teflon. Back then we didn't draw color lines: this could be your jam regardless of what skin you're in. You so-called progressives lost the script, and that's why you're on the defensive. ๐จโ๐ซ What are you if people can't relate to you?
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
I've met a lot of male bitches in my life 2
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
I went and got my Flu and COVID shots today while I still can before Bobby Kennedy proscribes vaccines in favor of a faith-based approach to measles and polio.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Brawndo has electrolytes what plants crave. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Gen Xers are absolutely unfuckwithable because whether it's Boomers, Zoomers, or Millennials, you're probably paying the bills! ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so criminal the DOJ claims it doesn't even exist.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I picture him more getting a huge bill for an Aston Martin and saying "I've gotta go back."
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I paid $90 for the Raspberry Pi 400 kit in 2023. It's paid for itself many times over in terms of entertainment value as a retro console. I owned a Raspberry Pi 2 before that and it was a quantum leap in terms of performance so a higher price is not unreasonable.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
I made a mistake and told the truth ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
That sneer evinces a sort of disdain if not disgust at the audacity of being questioned...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's DOJ sure as hell isn't going to do anything about their boss being an accused child rapist.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
"Guys, the ancient Greeks did it like ALL THE TIME and they had democracy, amirite? It was NO BIG DEAL. I imagine the parents were paid nicely and the kids were taken care of well..."
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Republicans don't have a monopoly on degeneracy and perversion.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I could recognize that signature from space and with my contacts out
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have pronounced his name "Marce" as a goof the entire time ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Okay, AI can be useful sometimes... ๐โโ๏ธ
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Cuomo running on his COVID record? โ ๏ธ
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Don't let Bloodthirsty Bibi Netanyahu tar you as an anti-Semite for having a conscience against the criminal, murderous genocidal war he's waging just to hold onto power.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Arresting and deporting gardeners, nannies, and construction workers is having an effect...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shrine to the Nine Divines. If you activate it, you get stat buffs
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
What's the cost of having the Secretary of Health and Human Services be a moron?
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow America got evolution working backward...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks to adult diapers, it no longer matters
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting them any place else is literally serial killer behavior
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Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Stephen Miller:
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that worm that ate his brain must be like one of those bugs from Star Trek II that control minds and is making him say crazy stupid shit.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And we still don't have the Epstein files, for some reason. ๐ It's irony that'd be hilarious if I weren't on the burning boat: The type of Americans who scapegoat immigrants for their problems elected a nativist incompetent moron who is doing more to destroy America than any foreigner.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
And we still don't have the Epstein files, for some reason. ๐ It's irony that'd be hilarious if I weren't on the burning boat: The type of Americans who scapegoat immigrants for their problems elected a nativist incompetent moron who is doing more to destroy America than any foreigner.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
He dodged the draft like a bullet on that one day. Sad!
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Not even white people are safe... ๐ด
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Doctor I trust more than RFK
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Gee, I'm sure this is a great way to angle for a Nobel PEACE Prize... ๐คค
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Not soon enough lol
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Please let it be terminal... ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, maybe he shoulda dropped more bombs, amirite?
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
This is what happens when you pay people to take history class for you in college.
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Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
That's the same jackass who covets the Nobel PEACE Prize like it was a golf trophy.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
That's definitely the way someone who's telling the truth speaks...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Trump telling Jesus he was one of the "good guys". ๐คฃ
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you find the news from America monopolizing said quota of late?
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. โฐ zohranfornyc.com/events
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Heroin as a study aid? Yeah, I'd definitely trust this worm-addled burnout on matters involving my kids' health. Why don't I just ask Diddy for dating advice while I'm at it...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Sponsored by Brawndoโข๏ธ - It's got electrolytes what plants crave!
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
All those researchers with advanced medical and psychological degrees wasted their time lol
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Trump should also rebrand the White House as the Department of Insecure Limpdick Blowhards.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to buy a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label that I'm reserving for that special day.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
The AI bubble is going to burst when all those investors that have been throwing hundreds of billions of dollars into the AI bonfire are left holding nothing but the ashes of Sam Altman and Elon Musk's hype.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure act like a bunch of sensitive little bitches...
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them eat their own politics. ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Republicans are proving themselves to be racist, fascist pieces of shit and there's no other way to reconcile that. The only answer I see is Secession to keep blue states from having to suffer red state fuckery. That would ironically mean war because red states can't sustain themselves.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
What a piece of Schnitt
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Wow, imagine if someone had the balls to vote to convict him for January 6th and bar him from office... Bitch McDonald's
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can't have Cheetos for dinner are you even truly free?
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
IDK why cassettes are making a comeback. That tech was trash! We only used cassettes because you could record onto them and you couldn't carry around a record player or a CD player until way later and then cassettes deserved to die. If we had lossless digital like you, cassettes wouldn't exist.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
We used to have a 91% progressive tax rate with a Republican president but then America decided in 2024 it didn't want nice roads and healthcare for poor people.
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Some new street art spotted in DC ๐คฃ
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
You should show them a picture of a Muslim girl reading a book and watch them flip out worse than the Taliban.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
I was reading an article on how people in the UK are paying through the nose for Cali weed. Weed's far less worse than alcohol. No one gets stoned and starts a brawl involving the whole bar Legalize, regulate and reasonably tax it. Competition will drive prices down, benefitting its mellow users.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
It died of food poisoning from eating trash.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
If your cholesterol is too low, soak your fries in beef tallow.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Every time I pay my bills and have money left over in my checking account (from staying my ass home), I feel like there's a bill I've left unpaid. All those wealth gurus like Suze Orman and Robert Kiyosaki say to "pay yourself first". I pay rent on the first, bitch. I'm not trying to be homeless.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
The Tesla Cybercrematorium was just marketed wrong.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Part of the reason ICE pigs wear masks is because their kids would be ashamed that Dad has a job bullying innocent people and he relishes it.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Oh yeah, I forgot. While you guys are fawning over this asshole, he's made cities clear out homeless encampments EVEN IF THERE'S NO SHELTER SPACE. As a former homeless person, this was a horrible problem. I'd be sleeping even next to a dumpster and a cop would wake me with a flashlight in my face.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember Tansuitgate like it was yesterday. It was all over Fox News! I stopped trusting the government after that.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
The asshole opened the barn door and is surprised that the horse galloped out.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
FLAMING REPUBLICAN HYPOCRISY #569652478304
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Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
In Louisville, Kentucky they have a picture of Colonel Sanders on the side of a building like they have of Che Guevara in Havana and I wonder: which one killed more people? ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Hopefully now she'll have time in her schedule to die, as she suggested we do from lack of healthcare.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Those aren't footlongs, they're Resistance Missiles!
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
I'd laugh my ass off if Subway sales blew up because people were launching lunch at pigs! ๐
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Mao also said "All power comes on a footlong roll."
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
A winner of the Nobel Peace Prize once sent a drone strike to kill a citizen of his own country and his entire family without due process because they didn't like his mixtapes on Youtube.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Trump is going full Bernie Sanders and expropriating American enterprise. It really is weird to see Trump and Bernie on the same page on contentious issue but here we are. Sadly, I see zero benefit for the working class if Trump can help it given that he only gives a fuck about the wealthy.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
You're losing the will to post, I've lost the will to describe myself as an American. MAGA is a shit stain on the country.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Republicans aren't even hiding the fact they're outlandishly corrupt anymore.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
What's a piece of white trash worth in DC?
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
Note that they're incapable of outthinking us. Breeding a bunch of ignorant morons is going to do wonders for the national average IQ. They should make a law that you should be considered unfit to breed unless you've at least passed a college-level algebra class. We don't need no mini-morons.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but that's what a compassionate human being would do. Trump is a greedy, self-absorbed reptile, so those things don't even enter in the periphery of his mentality. We should consider ourselves lucky he can't shoot the poor because that's more like him.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social)
How do you turn a soldier into one of the landscapers or janitors you're deporting? Ask Donald Trump. Trump sees the military as tools and props.
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
Now they don't need mechanics, then. My dad would have been out of a job and my family out of its livelihood.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Tortilla the Hun (@midnitet0ker.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen Boomers using it as shorthand for "when the bean and cheese burrito hits"