LFG California, New York and Ilinois.
Reformed Catholic, reformed journalist and reformed political consultant. Typos courtesy of Google autocorrect ... mostly. WARNING: Followers welcome, but expect a foul-mouthed and bumpy road.
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LFG California, New York and Ilinois.
Where's my check?
But what about Eggo, or is it Eggos?
But can I still at least root for syphilis?
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
I said it was a hot take.
Also, statehood for DC, Puerto Rico, Guam and either Fiji or Iceland (just cuz it would be cool to visit).
It's a hot take, but I'd just redraw what we have. - 3 Californias - 4 Texases - Florida Panhandle goes to Alabama where it belongs - 1 Dakota - 1 Carolina - 1 Virginia - All islands (Long, Martha's Vineyard, the Keys, the Outer Banks) plus Michigan's UP join Hawaii - Verhampshire - RhoConnChussets
Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Drunk at a party, a friend broke out an acoustic and started banging it out. I jumped in singing and made it into verse 3, then things fell apart. At least that's the way I remember it. LOL
I've heard you do it in person at least 5 times. Proof.
I'm looking forward to Biden's statement expressing condolences.
Never thought he was dead (yet), but that photo doesn't exactly scream picture of health.
Come on Syphilis!
Sumthin's up.
Can we settle for genocide-esque?
As if the chest of drawers wasn't enough, now you've got a chair you're wirking in too!?! AND you mill the wood yourself? Seriously, you do amazing work. Thank you for sharing it with us.
It's good and you're right, but if you live in a metro area that overlaps a state border (one red, one blue-ish), we're still fucked.
Not so sure about LA, but I know of a dog who'd still be standing if it wasn't for Kristi Noem.
With Epstein gone, Trump needs someone to pick up the slack.
Wait, so you're saying Joni Ernst did not fuck a pig? I could have sworn I heard somewhere that Joni Ernst is a pig fucker. I'll have to do more research into Joni Ernst fucking pigs to be sure.
Good.
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
Everyday heroes. Tell ICE to fuck off every chance you get.
Saud it before, and I'll say it again: If the rich don't want to pay more taxes, they can always choose to not be so rich.
What could possibly go wrong?
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"Never do business with a religious son-of-a-bitch. His word ain't worth a shit -- not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal." - William S. Burroughs
Seriously, he's a fucking used car salesman.
Brad Pitt is every year's best.
Why should "Washington" do anything about it? Never mind your half-assed effort at normalizing ICE wearing masks here, that just doesn't make any sense. You're fucking Axios lite, and they suck. Do better.
I repeat again, if ee ever get this country back, we gotta remake the courts. This shit is ridiculous.
Elect a used car salesman, and this is what you get ... Kehoed.
If we retake our country, we gotta remake our courts. This is horse shit is getting old.
Let's go Edema! Come on, Syphilis!
Officially prepared for the orange moron's national guard occupation (thanks @raygunsite.com )
So you're going to do what exactly, Marky? Anything? At? All? SHUT DOWN THE SENATE!
That's my dream. Well, one of them.
RFK Jr. says you shouldnβt get a Covid vaccine. All doctors and research results say you should. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
His son is his accountability partner.
Trump scheduled to pardon the doctor next week.
Unfortunately this probably means a tougher to beat Republican in that race. Otherwise, a chickenshit, horrid human being will be gone from the Senate. Rot in Hell, Joni, cuz we all know you're going to die.
Thank goodness we can go get a vaccinat ...fuck.
Who fucking cares?
Question to ask your bosses, if AI is going to make me more efficient, when can I expect a 30-hour work week for the same pay, or are you just going to pay me more?
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She COULD have been doing that all along. Instead, she had lied to constituents and done a shitty job in the Senate. Vote her out.
As a former Thiek blood boy, he can speak with some authority.
You can't really have a "conversation" with 1.4 million people.
Good on you, but they should really rename that app. It reminds me of Trump.
Let's go syphilis!
This is literally one part of my job right now, spending time toying with AI to improve my efficiency. Meanwhile, the expectations of our output have expanded and we get told to use the AI to do more.
His experience as a blood boy will come in handy!
That mulch ain't gonna rake itself.
Or eggs.
He also hopes he and his son don't masturbate to pornography.
Few people aspire to careers in kiddie porn.
DC residents should start pelting them with chicken nuggets.
The golden urinal troughs surrounding his grave will be sublime.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social It's just like the movie Ratatouille, except this time the mouse controlling him is worms, and they're inside his skull.
Sorry for her, fuck your feelings, take off the stupid hat and welcome to the opposition.
The press corpse had failed us. At this point it seems increasingly intentional. Also, why isn't anyone pointing out that Cook is being attacked by a guy with 34 felony counts for fraud? Seems relevant. Or about Pulte Mortgage? www.hudoig.gov/reports-publ...
Yo @npr.org, this is how you cover this shitshow.
We need you, Mark. You spread a lot of joy and hope. Please know that. I often feel the way you are right now, and then see a post from you (and a few others others too), and find myself believing again. Go do something real w/ real people, breath and norouish your soul a little. Know you're loved.
And further... you don't deserve the money.
Part of prayer is listening when God tells you again and again to do something about the guns.
Bad reporting. This was a Biden program. Fix it and do better. You have to fact check EVERY statement about funding from Trump (and Republicans). They routinely lie and take credit for Biden policies. You SHOULD know that by now.
Like the kids who were literally praying when they were shot?
The worms crawl in And the worms crawl out The worms come tumbling Down his snout
Please share widely
Then who is going to spread the mulch?
See ya later alligator. No crocodile tears here.
Poir use if language here. "Only group remotely likely" suggests majority support it, while the opposite is true. Regardless of the literal meaning of those words, it is easy for a reader to infer that is what you are saying. Also, your colors are horrendous. Do better.
Itβs the guns.
The curve if his ankles.
Tom Clancy's The Feminine Mystique.
Liechtenstein? Even Liechtenstein?
Until thoughts and prayers make children bulletproof, stick them up your asses.
May I suggest "anyone who is against Trump is a friend to the Constitution and the American idea" rather than to the left, right, or center?
If it'll help him such up to another dictator, Trump's all for it.
The day the Salvation Army became an occupying enemy force.
Most of the Catholic families impacted by today's shooting wouldn't consider themselves "Christians" in the way Fox means here.
Honestly, he might be doing something to motivate Democratic leaders to actually do something to oppose Trump with this rhetoric. But probably not.
Turned off @npr.org today when they described Trump's 3 hour cabinet meeting as focused on crime and then both-sides it, saying "sone Democrats" say it's about controlling cities or some bullshit. Horrible reporting, journalistic malpractice. They've literally become state media.
Go syphilis!
But to what end? So their children can die, taxes go up and everything costs more?
Sounds good, but can it find a chair at the kitchen table?