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@mikecentaur.bsky.social

I'm a 10-year Air Force veteran and the proud father of an Army vet; purple heart πŸ’œ receiptent. I abhor stolen valor and those that take advantage of others. Proud Chicagoan, California raised

created December 4, 2024

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It's still not soon enough.

31/8/2025, 10:36:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walking, golfing, standing, or sitting... I don't care how.

31/8/2025, 8:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If beavers help fight wildfires does that mean they can also be arrested by ICE?

31/8/2025, 5:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I dunno" should be unacceptable

31/8/2025, 5:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Aruba, Jamaica ewww I wanna take you..."

31/8/2025, 5:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Right! Hey, I forgot, did he save LA from extinction and then create the heavens and the Earth, or vice versa?

31/8/2025, 5:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

As any prior and current service member knows, your order extensions are done in 30-day increments.

31/8/2025, 5:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still? I had such high hopes for today. Damn!

31/8/2025, 5:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Alberta isn't careful, they'll be accepted as a state here. A red one!

31/8/2025, 5:00:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

He's taken his acting skills to ICE. Showing a picture of yourself freshly injured (his sling is made from a shirt. He hadn't seen s doctor before this photo op) is akin to performing your religious ceremonies for money

31/8/2025, 4:55:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘βœ‹οΈπŸ€£

31/8/2025, 4:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

When I see Scott, I think back to Dave Chappelle's skit of "The Blind Racist."

31/8/2025, 5:29:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice catch Travis! These people don't think there's a record of what they say... or post!!

31/8/2025, 3:28:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Damnit!! Again!!

30/8/2025, 11:19:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom, Gavin. I like tRump shaken, not stirred!

30/8/2025, 10:48:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it...hand!

30/8/2025, 10:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files!! Is he dead yet??

30/8/2025, 10:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the same meeting that took place in a bunker in 1945. This time it was in English.

30/8/2025, 10:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like he's melting! I'm not picky how.

30/8/2025, 10:28:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the certificates available from Pornhub? I'm asking because you'd know.

30/8/2025, 10:26:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

That's amazing. All we can do on this side is paint it black and it's not painted to the top.

30/8/2025, 10:22:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk should start the breeding by fucking himself!!

29/8/2025, 10:57:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Florida would ban, "One fish, two fish, red fish blue fish." Citing it's too political.

25/8/2025, 8:59:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump must have confused Wes Moore's words. More said, go fuck yourself and Trump heard you're the best president I see the confusion, they rhyme.

25/8/2025, 8:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too! I refuse to play any position with any professional sports team. Not only in Colorado, but in California. No contract, regardless of how lucrative, will be accepted. Thank you Roger for setting the tone. I join you in your stance.

25/8/2025, 8:34:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Another failed tRump business shut down!

23/8/2025, 4:59:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² should boycott us πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

23/8/2025, 4:53:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First, find your shoe missy.πŸ˜‚

20/8/2025, 6:06:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Make JFK Jr. eat it!!

20/8/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Who will be the first Republican or mouthpiece to claim that the 2026 election is rigged and when will it happen?

20/8/2025, 6:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a whole state!

20/8/2025, 5:51:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

You?

20/8/2025, 5:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. He'd be rejuvenated after "doing time" with the White Sox. He's a hitting and fielding machine, but is grounded in Chicago.

19/8/2025, 6:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Is she serious? Total and complete lack of self-awareness of her party's antics and craziness.

19/8/2025, 6:48:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After the huddle, they all grabbed their Bibles and masturbated to children's porn

19/8/2025, 6:45:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

tRump always finds a way to be a fool and be on the wrong side... EVERYTIME!!

19/8/2025, 6:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with Donald Trump Jr.? Now I have to admit myself to a clinic.

19/8/2025, 6:37:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now! Canonize him now!

19/8/2025, 6:34:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd tell someone to leave your house if they cut a piece of pie like the GOP wants to.

19/8/2025, 6:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't drop everything and scramble to get to a birthday party or golf course. You do so to exit a burning house or to aid a friend who has been in an accident or needs your help in another emergency. Leavitt the Liar should have her tongue fall out of her mouth.

19/8/2025, 6:29:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

When you speak as Lutnick and Bondi and the other minions do, they should be required to wear a big red nose.

19/8/2025, 6:22:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm watching the real news which is tethered to reality. I see him as weak.

19/8/2025, 6:19:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

On the day the big orange ass falls over dead and turns blue I'd like my favorite radio station to play the "National Anthem" followed by "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" on a continuous loop with the flag flying at full staff/full mast.

19/8/2025, 6:14:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The answer is no, because he hasn't stopped his bombing campaigns on Ukrainian cities. Again, they are cities where people and children reside. They are not military targets.

19/8/2025, 6:03:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin Christopher Newsom is not an attention seeker. I believe he'd prefer Gulf of California

19/8/2025, 5:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

If my doctor sounded like Comer when Comer responded to an inquiry to release the Epstein files, I'd report him for malpractice.

19/8/2025, 5:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree princess. Double standards are terrible. Where did you lose your glass slipper?

19/8/2025, 5:41:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

The worm made him do it.

19/8/2025, 5:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Full-time incels who purport to be Christians

18/8/2025, 8:41:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Stunning!

18/8/2025, 7:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the many reasons I enjoy your posts and that I follow you. You're to the point! I love cuntmuffin! I believe that's how she got her visa. Keep posting exactly how you do!

18/8/2025, 7:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Great shot!!

18/8/2025, 7:03:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin has no idea about honest elections. However, he is an expert in rigged and dishonest elections. Trump laps up all Putin has to say.

16/8/2025, 6:28:36 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is!

16/8/2025, 5:40:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I like your optimism. My worry is how long it will last or if it'll stick.

16/8/2025, 5:34:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd have to walk to your place to clear my head.

16/8/2025, 5:23:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

When I heard what Putin said, I knew he'd plucked tRump's low esteem, high ego string.

16/8/2025, 5:18:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

It is obvious, but that doesn't make it true. And it's not.

16/8/2025, 1:40:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin could enter trump in the A.K.C. obedience trials and win best in show.

16/8/2025, 1:38:02 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣🀣 I'm happy the U. S. still has Alaska.

16/8/2025, 1:33:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

He was also walking his dog--without his dog.

14/8/2025, 10:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

That's exactly what I look like when I wake up, before I rub the sleep from my eyes.

14/8/2025, 10:47:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have to ask who has credibility, it's not you!

14/8/2025, 9:00:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer an angel loses a wing and is condemned to flying in a circle

14/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have my pen in my hand. Let the "coloring of circles" begin!

14/8/2025, 8:20:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's fun to see Ted get owned. It happens most every time after he tweets or stops talking.

14/8/2025, 8:16:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Meow!

14/8/2025, 8:13:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania, remember to be best, like moose and squirrel.

14/8/2025, 8:07:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so, so obvious that Trump's meeting with Putin is to get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's so jealous of Obama for having one. I hope tRump doesn't come back from Alaska-- without Alaska!

14/8/2025, 4:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patel is afraid he'll be deported if he doesn't say the right thing

14/8/2025, 4:40:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm afraid tRump will come home from the meeting with Putin without Alaska

14/8/2025, 4:37:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're goons!! Where are they going to eat that will serve them? If I were a restaurant owner I'd ask them to leave and refuse service.

13/8/2025, 9:02:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Gavin Christopher Newsome

13/8/2025, 6:22:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is, what the monkeys said? Zoos for 600, Alex

13/8/2025, 6:18:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Natasha, err, I mean Melania did that.

13/8/2025, 4:03:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Romancing the Stone.

13/8/2025, 3:57:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

The Republicans should seek out the experts on how to protect themselves and hide from prosecution for their pedophilic behavior. The experts, of course, are the Catholic Church

13/8/2025, 3:53:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cubs aren't getting W's, so you get one.

13/8/2025, 3:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm thrilled to be represented by Gavin

13/8/2025, 3:24:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Lindsay worried about what dress to wear to the inauguration?

13/8/2025, 3:22:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooo, to be clear, the building fell on hard times physically? Businesses are people and buildings are also?

13/8/2025, 3:20:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another coding error? Is it the same one that deleted impeachments?

6/8/2025, 6:52:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this song. Along with Saturday Night Special.

5/8/2025, 4:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words, Texas is a mess.

5/8/2025, 4:35:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

We suffered so they don't have to. The things we'll do for our kids and to further the next generation. I'm done biloviating

4/8/2025, 11:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a great comfortable outfit to cook in and lounge around in. I'm learning how to cook, after I put the flames out.

3/8/2025, 9:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marjorie is proving her ignorance and showing what happens when you ignore what's happening.

3/8/2025, 8:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hassett is a dummy with tRump's hand up his ass. He doesn't answer any questions that would dismiss concerns. He only shows he's the bottom of the barrel.

3/8/2025, 8:50:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

That's disparaging Bevis and Butthead a bit. Still funny. They're closer to Uday and Qusay

3/8/2025, 8:42:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

As with most MAGA, they always out themselves with sentence structure, word usage and rambling within their sentence.

29/7/2025, 6:05:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was on a cruise. Look at the reading material. The best vacations I've had were on cruise ships. My experiences were pre-Covid.

29/7/2025, 6:01:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Russian Rublel doesn't travel well.

28/7/2025, 4:54:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikecentaur.bsky.social (@mikecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

When you cheat, you know you're outclassed. He's been a cheater and outclassed all his life.

28/7/2025, 1:58:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I never!! That's a lie... I did!

28/7/2025, 12:36:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they wait, it'll sink.

28/7/2025, 12:29:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your body is giving you change. Cool Ranch! I mean cool!!

28/7/2025, 12:27:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Knights who say "Ni" want a shrubbery. Wish granted.

28/7/2025, 12:22:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they were in the Catholic Church they'd be hidden and shielded. They're not... are they?

28/7/2025, 12:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The others who didn't meet with trump said they were in charge of drying.

28/7/2025, 12:11:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fabulous military mind. I also understand he was very caring

26/7/2025, 8:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view