Where’s his ear bandage
Where’s his ear bandage
The bonus is $10000 a year for actual service so I think he got 0. Lol
Wanking injury.
It's pathetic that he made a sling out of a shirt to make his sprained wrist look worse than it is...
He was disabled beforehand. Did u see him on that agility course?? More taxpayer money wasted
Since when are shirts used as slings? Smells like more MAGA bullshittery to me.
In addition to that burn by the governor.
So that was his bone spurs deal. Smart man but not enough money. Then again he couldn’t get to play the cabbage in Hollywood anymore, so win-win?
He’s an “actor” look at that face FOH fake a s s.
😂 Fraud
Asswipe say what?
The administration likes the cut of his jib. He's gonna get a cabinet position next.
Super Punk
What HE wished for Could that be a typo?
wow, he's getting paid disability??? I thought MAGA was against socialism
Let me go upstairs right now and tell the administrators we can save money in the ER by using old sweatshirts instead of slings. I probably won't keep my job but hey we can go live with Dean. I'm sure he would take us in 🤣
United Healthcare
Do NOT get me started on how much I loathe United Healthcare. I could rant for HOURS.
Deport the POS
Asshole!
It's not even superdickery. It's just plain dumbass dickery.
DEI .
I’ll never watch another movie. He said he’s an asshole.
He can’t even afford a real sling.
I remember the first role I watched him in as Kelly’s boyfriend on 90210. He was so cute. I wish I could go back to the 90’s and kick myself.
Who knew that bending over to tie your shoes could be hazardous?
Is he collecting ICE disability? I bet it pays more than mine does.
Fucking socialist. Who wants to tell him?
First paycheck he's gotten for acting in years.
It's a bird? No, it's a plain...? no, it's Supperman.
Supperman
And people like him call hard working immigrants takers.
Cain is an irrelevant idiot. Ignore him.
He sprained his wrist while doing the obstacle course for that promo video. 🤣
I don't believe he's actually injured. Hospitals don't make you use your own T shirt as a fucking sling. 🙄😂
I have heard of folks being advised on how to make a sling at home if they can't afford to buy one. But what about all that sweet sweet ICE money? He can afford one. Superscam.
Workers' comp would have covered it. He's faking it.
Oh, I know! That's why Superscam.
I have never heard of that. You can go to the pharmacy and buy one for like $20. I find it absolutely impossible to believe that he is that destitute, especially with all these massive bonuses that ice are giving out. He's just faking it for sympathy and so he can milk the taxpayer.
The fact that you have never heard of it doesn't mean it isn't true. That said, I was absolutely not saying this is the case, if you read the comment. I clearly called it a superscam. Also, not everyone can afford $20 for anything, and no one said he was destitute. No one.
No I work in healthcare. I'm just calling bullshit on his claim because he is such an obvious liar.
Okay, I hear you. I do want to say that when my cousin was little and had no insurance, a friend helped him make a sling at home. My cousin was not a celebrity that just got a big payout from the government, though. So that's why I included it. I think we can all agree Dean Cain is a liar. 😂
With the amount of money we hear that is flying around to hire ice agents his putative claim that he is too poor to afford a sling just doesn't hold any water. Whether or not he's an out of work has been actor. Aside from which you can buy one off of Amazon for eight bucks.
I know, I agree. That's why I said the superscam thing in the first place. I think he probably got a bruise in training and decided to milk it for all the 'glory' he could get. It's how these people think, and it's exhausting.
Yup. And he absolutely lacks the self-awareness to realize how obvious he is.
He’s loving that government disability check. Socialism for me. Not for thee
He's broke. Signed up for the bonus and now he gets the added bonus of disability payments. After the megalomaniac convicted felon gets back from his golfing weekend, he'll award Cain a purple heart. I guess he's not so super after all.
He's already made twice what he did last year as an actor.
And no masturbation for three months!!!!
Dean the wounded vet will be enjoying a series of first dates with his left hand.
Welfare bum.
Superman my ass! What a tool 🤣😂
Thoughts and prayers asswipe.
He messed with the wrong grandma
Or, judging from that training video, he messed with the wrong particularly high curb, or a sapling or something
The plan all along, s(t)up(id)er hero?
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Possible that he was told to do this and feign injury by his buddy Trump so he could collect. Wouldn’t put anything past these criminals. Like a paid advertisement to generate sign ups by maga idiots.
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Many people are saying Dean Cain planned this. But I disagree, he’s not smart enough to plan workers comp fraud.
A real manly man would have worked right through that, no? Superman my ass. Just another MAGA snowflake.
What a loser…
Disability?! You mean that thing where people should just pull up their bootstraps & quit whining? Those people who sponge off the government?! Dean Tanaka would never take a dime from that kind of thing!! I am appalled!!!
What a loser.
On an ICE obstacle course, he was struggling to scale a wall, crawl through a tunnel and drag a dummy. There must have been kryptonite somewhere on the course because, as you can see, he injured his arm.
He’s known for early retirement due to work related injury* but claims others’ aren’t putting in the training? www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/j...
Did a MS-13 G-member do that? Or the Guatemalan kids? 🙄
Mental Health Disability? Makes sense..
Dictionary. Douchebag(n): see Dean Cain
Just another out of work scammer trying to get government money for nothing. He needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps and get back to work.
Me to my boss: I badly sprained my wrist and possibly broke my arm and can't come into work. Here's a picture of me leaving the ER. Boss: you wrapped your arm in Charmin 3 ply toilet paper and are using a tee shirt for a sling. Me: OK. I'm on my way to the office.
Another MAGA con job on the US taxpayer!
Loser.
Unbelievable!!
#ETTD: Orange Kryptonite Edition
Did anyone notice that it looks like he used a white T-shirt to wrap his arm and then another T-shirt for a sling? Also, that black hair dye and the duckbill mouth aren’t fooling anyone.
Poor baby. NOT!
Waste, fraud and abuse. Projection and confession always...
Stealing that idea
The IRS had better act quickly to collect what he owes them before he spends it.
Put some ICE on it Lil beatch
🍔 & 🍟
What a loser, just like all the other Magats.
Since when are t-shirts used as slings by medical professionals? If this was a real injury he would have a real sling. Looks performative to me.
The government did a shitty job at "vetting" fat candidates whose primary goal is to fake their injuries, and collect disability.
How Cute The Bitch played For Princeton!! Michigan would Destroy Him
I love a good Karma story
Go eat some kryptonite
Superfascism
He better not be getting any disability or worker's compensation money from this gag.
What, did he sprain his arm opening the car door? Waste, fraud, and abuse. Where’s dOgE?
Faker…nice t-shirt sling…
I like how he's said, "fully and quickly". All of us of a certain age knows that even a minor boo, will take a year or two to heal. And no, you'll get 80% back if you're lucky.
His "sling" appears to be a twisted up shirt. Oh-- that's right--we now get our diagnosis and treatment recommendations from Facebook. "Immobilize your injured arm with the shirt of your choice. It's probably a compound fracture but with heal quickly if you take ivermectin."
I thought these were exactly the guys MAGA was trying to get off the couch so JD could have a go. Come on MAGA! He still has one good arm.
Imagine being this big of a boner. Like, good god, dude.
Not much of a super man is he! 😂
Supercuck didn’t last very long
Well he didn't get hurt either I mean that's not even a real sling. He's cosplaying as someone who actually did something. It's all he knows how to do.
This
The fabric wrapping his arm is some I’ve never seen before. Have they changed the way they wrap sprains?
Well played ! What am absolute looser.
Maybe he can loan the bandage to Trump to cover up his IV bruises.
Ya know, he was a shitty Superman, too. Just sayin'.
Bonespurs of the elbow.
Obviously he didn’t get the full bonus when you need to use a long sleeve shirt as a sling. Guess ‘Superman’ didn’t know how to super save his old salary. 🙄😂
Had he actually gone to a doctor, they would’ve provided him with a sling. Faker, liar, idiot has been, who never was, and never will be!
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RFK said we shouldn’t trust experts though. Sweatshirt and apple cider vinegar should work wonders.
Another goldbricker. MUSK…! DOGE…!!!
Fake old tough guy runs an obstacle course like a fake old tough guy. youtube.com/shorts/6z5s3...
Worst. Superman. Ever.
Turns out that Donuts really are his Kryptonite.
OMG. What an absolute DB.
What kind of dumbass slips & falls on ICE in August.
Waa waa waaaaaaaaa we are not surprised
Dean Cain has bone spurs too.
What a guy
They should all do that.
🤜If there's somebody that's responsible for that. And he was gonna go that far...Yo? He should have kicked his fuckin face in while he was at it! Yeah? I mean... Fuck dean cain!
Collecting on woke workers rights?
Loser!!
T-shirt for a sling to get people to feel sorry for you.
That “mental” disability will not improve
I guess he doesn't have the work ethic of the people he wants to deport. He'd rather grift the taxpayers.
Did he try to takedown a grandma and got overtaken by her?
OMG. REALLY? WHAT a coincidence !! IS it ME … or was this an “accidentally on purpose” kinda thing ??
Dean Cain better Call Claims Direct! #GLC #GoldieLookinChain #Wales #Rap #comedy www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0x...
"YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP! YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY!"
LOL - "injured". 🤡 Did he hurt himself when trying to put his outside shoes on?
Circle jerk injury.
He's taken his acting skills to ICE. Showing a picture of yourself freshly injured (his sling is made from a shirt. He hadn't seen s doctor before this photo op) is akin to performing your religious ceremonies for money
At least his injured arm can safely rest on his soft cushy manboob.
Why doesn't he have a real sling? Why is he using a shirt?
I have to imagine his sag insurance has to have run out lol
It must be a sprain because it looks like it's wrapped properly, but the sling is just baffling.
Sad... He hurt his fapping arm.
taxpayer paid disability?
And free publicity.
Please don't post dick picks.😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just threw up in my mouth
I’d bet most of these “warriors” are doing the same.
And our tax dollars are paying him.
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Fukking turd! 💩🤮
The best part Dean Cain's injury is that it occurred when the other nazi trainees mistook him for the dummy during the obstacle course!
I’ve never seen a sweatshirt sling in my life. Did the hospital make that for you?🤦🏼♀️
Does his health insurance not cover a sling?
Just like everyone in this current regime, Cosplay ICE man, and this is a fake injury. He always was a no talent actor.🙄
Dean cock is a Fuckn idiot.
He didn't hit another metahuman car from behind at a high rate of speed after said metahuman came to help a lady in distress.
Dean Cain is on the government dole, collecting benefits while sitting on his couch watching TV. Who knew the big MAGA guy turns out to be a Socialist!!
Oh ffs will the grift never end?
He needs to quit crying and pull himself up by his jackboots.
He has a sprain maybe, while many ICE victims are deported and/or disappeared, brutalized etc. Absolutely no sympathy for *him*.
Whooooppppsies?
No he didn't get the 50K bonus must serve a certain amount of time to be eligible.
He went out of his way to prove he's a useless piece of shit.
It's a good thing he's not in any popular movies to where he's out of work because of that injury.
Douche Supreme.
This is more attention than he has received since his superman role otherwise he‘s hardly had an acting job. I wasn’t sure if he was dead or still alive to tell the truth.
There is no disability insurance for federal employees. You have to apply to the Department of Labor. He's been there less than a year he won't be returning to work. If he did not fulfill his bonus requirements, he must pay back. The taxes are already out, taxes are withheld prior to disbursement.
Snowflake! What a wuss.
I'm SUPER sad. (What an asshat)
Idiot
Dean who????Hasbeen loser,
The MAGA dream
🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂
He wasn’t gonna do the work … he needed money for his mortgage …. He has a tee shirt as a sling … pretty sure workman comp investigators should look into this
Galvin 2028!
Is he a moocher or a looter, or both?
If he thought this would revive his "career", boy was he sorely mistaken.
It's the most media attention he's gotten in years. Close enough.
Did they pay off his college loan too?
Hand surgeon here. We don’t use sweatshirts as slings.
Thank you
Right?! I could wrap a hand better and fashion a better sling. That fucker is a fraud.
Even a decent first aid kit would have a cravat for this. ICE doesn’t have a first aid kit lying around anywhere?
To be fair, Dean hasn't been working too much in the last couple decades. Buying a $10 sling at Walgreens might exceed his ICE cosplay budget.
A doctor would have given him one if needed
To be fair, it isn’t free. They bill you for the things they “hand” you.
But he's a world famous washed up actor. They have a union.
I would expect a government job to have health benefits.
There is sick leave, new hire not too much. But that 50 Grand came without Social Security federal income taxes any state taxes. And if he does not fulfill the contract he pays back the 50 Grand. The gross amount, not the net.
This would be workers comp, would it not?
In my personal experience I had to apply to the Dept of Labor, 1999 it is still open file.
It’s a valid point. If it was real?
Depends on if he paid a doctor to lie for him. I would love to see him get busted for fraud though.
Unfortunately his plan doesn’t cover imaginary injuries.
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I bet he did fake this injury and did that wrap by himself just to collect the paycheck. Cosplay artist all the way around.
Right, my point is that this is all cosplay, including the injury.
Low effort cosplay at that
I don't think anyone except the presidents plan does.
And even then, the best he got was a spare maxi-pad from one of his aide's purses.
Not a hand surgeon here. I didn't think medical professionals used sweatshirts as slings either. 😂
Sure. Pre-RFKJ maybe. Now shirts, socks, twine, papermache, human excrement, aerosolized Ebola, thoughts, prayers, golden bibles, stable coins, roadkill bears, and more prayers are all capable surrogates.
His disability isn't really physical.
You would if you weren’t owned by the big sling industry!
😂😂😂
I’m it a hand surgeon and I thought the same. Dean needs better props.
Not to mention his wrist is wrapped in webril - cotton cast padding - but no cast. I mean, we always knew he was a bad actor, but this is ridiculous.
I thought that the cast looked funny. Maybe Dean’s a comedian.
He isn’t even funny though. Sad. /S 😒🥴
#SuperMalingerer
Dean Cain what a joke. Was he hurdling over a table to get the last french fry? Or did he find out that 'work' was too hard and slam himself into a door jam? Or he just couldn't take all the ridicule and found an old sheet to use a sling. Yeah, I'm thinking it's all self inflicted.
welfare dean
Welfare Queen
What in the actual fvck?!? 🤣 … Dean Cain has now become a legit lummox & buffoon #MagaMoron
Dick pic
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So committing fraud like he alleges undocumented immigrants do only they don’t?
www.icliniq.com/qa/numbness/...
What a douche!
Maybe he can put some ICE on it...
Bravo, sir!!!
The gleem in his eyes is the tell... I got away with it suckers...
Guess playing hero is easier on a TV show. 🤷🏻♀️
The Gov. Newsome post on the bottom is priceless
Welfare queen.
Really? Damn. What a loser. 😂
looks like the man of steel is really rusty
Actually, he's given dems a pretty good action plan for resistance. Join up, cash in the nice sign-up bonus, and bail! Used up their time/personnel/training facility resources and got paid in the bargain! I'd say that's a win!
A sling made from a shirt. He's not hurt. he's acting. And really bad acting. Pussy never intended to be an ICE agent. He was a boost recruits mascot.
Haha
Well... since his so-called acting career has been dead for decades, he has to make money somehow. Why not scamming off the US taxpayers.
Slick!
Had to drop out of the run. My hand hurt.
Waste Dean Cain as Candidate, Fraud since the training is "so tough", Abuse torturing the USA with paying his debts. Thanks ICE
Losers be losing!
He's lucky that's all that happened to him.
Fake injury?
Does that injured hand have a big black and purple bruise on it?
OMG!?
Fake injury, poorly executed, just like his acting. t-shirts aren’t used as slings.
The disability was already in his head.
Duffus.
Nice socialism Dean Cain.
🫴Ta-ta Ta-ta... Ladies!☝️That right there! Is the poster child of who the daddy's of your little girls. "Do not" want them to grow up to be! Pleeeeeze! I'll bet her daddy's proud of the lying, turncoat heifer she's turned out to be! With nothing! Except deceit, and a lifetime of regret for a future!
Where is the medical reporter ? A sore shoulder and blister on the hand . Toughen up
Fuck him!
Just another MAGA con artist.
I don't think they make these want-to-be ICE agents training courses, have you seen how they look overweight and untrained?
What a POS.
Superdouche!