Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry if I snap at you. I’m irked.
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Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Made him a wimp.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
What every person who knows what a loaf of bread costs needs: a rightwing moron singing hymns about how he steals his federal paycheck.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
They look and sound more and more like roosian lickspittles every day
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP started selling off the country with Nixon and has only been getting more and more blatant. Open corruption, a Felon for a President and troops in the street are the end results. So far.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
High water for Rapaport.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
More than you lost before you were re-elected? Which is like, a lot.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally the best thing in the world: a Friday afternoon news item guaranteed to dangerously spike the blood pressure of all presidentially elected felons for the next couple days.
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🧵
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, one look at THAT face and heroin addict with a brain worm is absolutely my initial diagnosis.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Impotent is the defining characteristic of today’s Republican Party.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Praise Jesus, the ACLU is saving us from the dangerous displays.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a GOP job perk.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are all, by definition, already pre-existing conditions.
The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted
It’s not about guns, it’s about mental illness. ~ Republicans No, we won’t help with mental healthcare. Here are some thoughts and prayers. ~ Also Republicans
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
“obsessed by the evil within himself.” Judgement At Nuremberg
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazier the better for today’s GOP. There is no upper limit.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be OK with them publishing her picture as log as the headline was accurate. Maybe something like “The First Prostitute”, or a reference to her obvious Immigration Fraud…
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a good one. I’ve got it and The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare on rotation. These days the gloriously violent slaughtering of Nazis is pretty therapeutic.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
They LIKE him crazy. For them that’s a feature, not a bug.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s because they haven’t figured out a way to monetize mass murder. Yet.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
This will NEVER get old.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
He is Calvin now and forevermore.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s just in it for the gimmes. I’m pretty sure his swag bag will contain a little orphan girl from Ukraine.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
California’s friggin’ awesome.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
If there’s one thing that GOP can be relied upon to do it’s lose in court.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
Fraternity of Failure is such perfectly self evident phrase. Groupthink, herd mentality, conformity bias, meet your new friend.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia, where pedophiles go to strangle the remnants of their reputations.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
We kilt ‘em.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
They know their market. Status lemons for the galactically stupid.
💙 J. H. White (@slick-50.bsky.social) reposted
I understand some people must work. If you can call out, please support the Blackout. The spending part should be easy, and if you've embraced the strategy of VOTING WITH YOUR DOLLARS, you know retail sales are lagging for the big boxes. When you do spend, shop local small businesses. ✌️
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
72 inch tv. Kitchen and restroom equidistant. Recliner and remote. No lines, kids, texters, talkers, coughers or other infectants. For what a trip theater costs, I can own a copy of the film. Tend to doubt I’ll set foot in another movie theater in this lifetime.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Not “sad”. Disgusting. Immoral. Criminal.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
AI is already eating our habitat.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. First his buddy Jeff taught him how to pedophile and now his buddy Vlad is teaching him on how to oligarch.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
“Obsessed by the evil inside himself.” -Nuremburg prosecutor.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It’s meant to distract THEM. And they aren’t listening when you say “you”.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sergio Gor absolutely does NOT sound like a Russian sleeper…
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
“You could have an asteroid hit as bad as the one that killed off the dinosaurs 66 million years ago. And the day that that happened, which is the worst day in the history of complex life on Earth, was a nicer day than any day on Mars in the last few billion years.” www.vox.com/today-explai...
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to imagine central casting coming up with a better candidate for Evil Villainess Who Walks Free.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to imagine central casting coming up with a better candidate for Evil Villainess Who Walks Free.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
First he learned how to pedophile from his buddy, Jeff, now he’s learning how to oligarch from his homie, Vlad.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
This Californian thinks he’s doing just fine.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Like to see that guy do Immigrant Song.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
No. We’re really not.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening to her might just be the stupidest thing any Republican has ever done.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for talking me out of wanting to see that movie.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. I really needed that. Like/Follow
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
Man, it would suck so bad to be young right now. www.forbes.com/sites/cindyg...
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)
The first thing to go through your mind will be the hull. www.thebulwark.com/p/oceangate-...
Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a weird distinction. It’s like he short circuits because he can’t access any racist language to use against hippies.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s how you keep your fans.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“With less they beat slavery. With less they beat Jim Crow… Harriet Tubman didn’t have email, Twitter, Texts, TikTok…”
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a deep pull. I think I’ll try the fish.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Motor vehicles do not belong on trails.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
What she said. 👆🏽
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Flags lowered and Steroids are half price!
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Like a underground fire in a peat bog. Smoldering, partially decayed matter, just waiting for the slightest breath of oxygen.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. The people committing these crimes against humanity know they are doing wrong. Know they’ll get caught. Know they deserve punishment.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a lie.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait’ll they find out he’s Jewish. screenrant.com/superman-sec...
John H (@jhocevar.bsky.social) reposted
With over 4000 chemicals of concern identified in plastics, it is painfully clear that plastics are a persistent danger to human health. Obviously we must ban dangerous chemicals, but to protect our health we need to reduce plastic production and use. www.nature.com/articles/s41... #PlasticsTreaty
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
So glad I left Twitter…
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn’t get past the first 15 minutes of the book. Ridiculous premise. Fortunately Audiobooks provides refunds.
Gerardo Martí (@gerardomarti.bsky.social) reposted
🚫 What’s being cut: – NIH: –$19.5B – CDC: –$4B – Cancer research: –$3.1B – SNAP: –$30B – Education: –$12B 💰 What’s being funded: – ICE detention: +$45B – Tax cuts for the wealthy: +$4.5T over 10 years This is the trade.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Good point but MUTE for platforming (f)Elon.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Them’s some spiky mountains.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Satan’s hemorrhoid is running the US, AI is more popular than plastic and the planet is skipping past 1.5 C. I’ve never been happier to be childless.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
The courts decide the constitutionality of laws.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they did.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
You still wonder, huh?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
The rot is more visible.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Who rely on your rage to spread their words. Why do what they want? #Unfollow
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
So Bobby Brainworm likes to swim in shit. I think I saw that coming.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
The Unnegotiator.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Not for nothing, but hasn’t she already been released on bail? And is anyone asking, did she actually do what she’s being accused of?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s that little dick energy the convicted felon who runs the GOP is so well known for.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
If it flies, it dies. Homing All the Way Killer
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Desertion Logic
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
If a Russian soldier flees a tank and closes the hatch, it might not get destroyed. He might have to come back to it. This way there’s a better chance he never has to sit inside that target again.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
More terror…
ChrisO_wiki (@chriso-wiki.bsky.social) reposted
By the way, this is a prime example of Trump's Razor: all else being equal, the stupidest explanation is the most likely.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sell. Headlines. That’s what “reporting” has turned into. Solution: ignore. Deny o2. Suffocate.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Vice President Convict wants to gut established law. Huh. Who saw that coming?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s against the law so of course President Convicted Felon can’t help but confess his intention to break it.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the Ukrainians would help build us ones that fly?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
The writing was kinda on the wall, huh?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew stupidity was addictive?
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to resign asap, while congress holds hearings on our national security. Article 1 Section 8 of the US Constitution: Congress Declares Wars.
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
I am reminded of the opening scenes of Inglorious Basterds…
Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent
One knife for every quarter inch of dick, huh?