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Dessner

@mikedessner.bsky.social

Sorry if I snap at you. I’m irked.

created April 24, 2024

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31/8/2025, 1:09:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made him a wimp.

31/8/2025, 1:06:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

What every person who knows what a loaf of bread costs needs: a rightwing moron singing hymns about how he steals his federal paycheck.

30/8/2025, 3:33:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

They look and sound more and more like roosian lickspittles every day

30/8/2025, 2:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP started selling off the country with Nixon and has only been getting more and more blatant. Open corruption, a Felon for a President and troops in the street are the end results. So far.

30/8/2025, 1:49:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

High water for Rapaport.

29/8/2025, 10:42:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

More than you lost before you were re-elected? Which is like, a lot.

29/8/2025, 9:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the best thing in the world: a Friday afternoon news item guaranteed to dangerously spike the blood pressure of all presidentially elected felons for the next couple days.

29/8/2025, 9:40:41 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

🧵

29/8/2025, 6:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, one look at THAT face and heroin addict with a brain worm is absolutely my initial diagnosis.

29/8/2025, 5:05:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Impotent is the defining characteristic of today’s Republican Party.

29/8/2025, 3:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Praise Jesus, the ACLU is saving us from the dangerous displays.

29/8/2025, 3:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a GOP job perk.

29/8/2025, 3:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are all, by definition, already pre-existing conditions.

28/8/2025, 3:27:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted

It’s not about guns, it’s about mental illness. ~ Republicans No, we won’t help with mental healthcare. Here are some thoughts and prayers. ~ Also Republicans

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28/8/2025, 1:06:41 PM | 358 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

“obsessed by the evil within himself.” Judgement At Nuremberg

28/8/2025, 2:31:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazier the better for today’s GOP. There is no upper limit.

28/8/2025, 1:05:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d be OK with them publishing her picture as log as the headline was accurate. Maybe something like “The First Prostitute”, or a reference to her obvious Immigration Fraud…

28/8/2025, 12:43:51 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a good one. I’ve got it and The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare on rotation. These days the gloriously violent slaughtering of Nazis is pretty therapeutic.

28/8/2025, 12:26:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect.

27/8/2025, 9:32:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

They LIKE him crazy. For them that’s a feature, not a bug.

27/8/2025, 9:30:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because they haven’t figured out a way to monetize mass murder. Yet.

27/8/2025, 9:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

This will NEVER get old.

27/8/2025, 8:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

He is Calvin now and forevermore.

26/8/2025, 8:19:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s just in it for the gimmes. I’m pretty sure his swag bag will contain a little orphan girl from Ukraine.

26/8/2025, 1:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

California’s friggin’ awesome.

26/8/2025, 1:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s one thing that GOP can be relied upon to do it’s lose in court.

26/8/2025, 3:29:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

Fraternity of Failure is such perfectly self evident phrase. Groupthink, herd mentality, conformity bias, meet your new friend.

25/8/2025, 6:42:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia, where pedophiles go to strangle the remnants of their reputations.

25/8/2025, 1:34:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

We kilt ‘em.

25/8/2025, 1:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

They know their market. Status lemons for the galactically stupid.

25/8/2025, 3:09:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙 J. H. White (@slick-50.bsky.social) reposted

I understand some people must work. If you can call out, please support the Blackout. The spending part should be easy, and if you've embraced the strategy of VOTING WITH YOUR DOLLARS, you know retail sales are lagging for the big boxes. When you do spend, shop local small businesses. ✌️

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24/8/2025, 9:28:18 PM | 1450 659 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

72 inch tv. Kitchen and restroom equidistant. Recliner and remote. No lines, kids, texters, talkers, coughers or other infectants. For what a trip theater costs, I can own a copy of the film. Tend to doubt I’ll set foot in another movie theater in this lifetime.

24/8/2025, 2:54:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Not “sad”. Disgusting. Immoral. Criminal.

24/8/2025, 2:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is already eating our habitat.

23/8/2025, 3:39:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. First his buddy Jeff taught him how to pedophile and now his buddy Vlad is teaching him on how to oligarch.

23/8/2025, 3:29:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

“Obsessed by the evil inside himself.” -Nuremburg prosecutor.

23/8/2025, 3:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

No. It’s meant to distract THEM. And they aren’t listening when you say “you”.

23/8/2025, 3:26:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sergio Gor absolutely does NOT sound like a Russian sleeper…

23/8/2025, 3:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

“You could have an asteroid hit as bad as the one that killed off the dinosaurs 66 million years ago. And the day that that happened, which is the worst day in the history of complex life on Earth, was a nicer day than any day on Mars in the last few billion years.” www.vox.com/today-explai...

23/8/2025, 1:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to imagine central casting coming up with a better candidate for Evil Villainess Who Walks Free.

23/8/2025, 12:10:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to imagine central casting coming up with a better candidate for Evil Villainess Who Walks Free.

23/8/2025, 12:07:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

First he learned how to pedophile from his buddy, Jeff, now he’s learning how to oligarch from his homie, Vlad.

23/8/2025, 12:03:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

This Californian thinks he’s doing just fine.

22/8/2025, 9:58:52 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Like to see that guy do Immigrant Song.

22/8/2025, 9:56:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

No. We’re really not.

22/8/2025, 7:52:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Listening to her might just be the stupidest thing any Republican has ever done.

22/8/2025, 7:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for talking me out of wanting to see that movie.

22/8/2025, 3:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. I really needed that. Like/Follow

22/8/2025, 3:00:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

Man, it would suck so bad to be young right now. www.forbes.com/sites/cindyg...

21/8/2025, 10:43:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social)

The first thing to go through your mind will be the hull. www.thebulwark.com/p/oceangate-...

21/8/2025, 4:17:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

21/8/2025, 2:49:29 AM | 11781 3156 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a weird distinction. It’s like he short circuits because he can’t access any racist language to use against hippies.

21/8/2025, 2:33:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how you keep your fans.

20/8/2025, 8:58:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“With less they beat slavery. With less they beat Jim Crow… Harriet Tubman didn’t have email, Twitter, Texts, TikTok…”

18/8/2025, 12:05:30 PM | 14777 4483 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a deep pull. I think I’ll try the fish.

17/8/2025, 11:37:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 10:42:37 AM | 10485 2785 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Motor vehicles do not belong on trails.

13/8/2025, 7:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

What she said. 👆🏽

5/8/2025, 5:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Flags lowered and Steroids are half price!

31/7/2025, 11:18:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Like a underground fire in a peat bog. Smoldering, partially decayed matter, just waiting for the slightest breath of oxygen.

31/7/2025, 10:24:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. The people committing these crimes against humanity know they are doing wrong. Know they’ll get caught. Know they deserve punishment.

19/7/2025, 5:36:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a lie.

14/7/2025, 9:41:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait’ll they find out he’s Jewish. screenrant.com/superman-sec...

11/7/2025, 2:29:38 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John H (@jhocevar.bsky.social) reposted

With over 4000 chemicals of concern identified in plastics, it is painfully clear that plastics are a persistent danger to human health. Obviously we must ban dangerous chemicals, but to protect our health we need to reduce plastic production and use. www.nature.com/articles/s41... #PlasticsTreaty

10/7/2025, 1:01:53 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

So glad I left Twitter…

4/7/2025, 3:04:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn’t get past the first 15 minutes of the book. Ridiculous premise. Fortunately Audiobooks provides refunds.

30/6/2025, 7:06:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gerardo Martí (@gerardomarti.bsky.social) reposted

🚫 What’s being cut: – NIH: –$19.5B – CDC: –$4B – Cancer research: –$3.1B – SNAP: –$30B – Education: –$12B 💰 What’s being funded: – ICE detention: +$45B – Tax cuts for the wealthy: +$4.5T over 10 years This is the trade.

29/6/2025, 2:40:04 PM | 2748 1595 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Good point but MUTE for platforming (f)Elon.

28/6/2025, 10:44:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Them’s some spiky mountains.

11/6/2025, 8:10:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 1:45:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Satan’s hemorrhoid is running the US, AI is more popular than plastic and the planet is skipping past 1.5 C. I’ve never been happier to be childless.

31/5/2025, 2:40:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

The courts decide the constitutionality of laws.

28/5/2025, 2:15:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course they did.

27/5/2025, 10:53:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

You still wonder, huh?

27/5/2025, 2:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

The rot is more visible.

25/5/2025, 10:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Who rely on your rage to spread their words. Why do what they want? #Unfollow

19/5/2025, 9:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

So Bobby Brainworm likes to swim in shit. I think I saw that coming.

13/5/2025, 2:10:08 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

The Unnegotiator.

29/4/2025, 11:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for nothing, but hasn’t she already been released on bail? And is anyone asking, did she actually do what she’s being accused of?

25/4/2025, 7:45:25 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s that little dick energy the convicted felon who runs the GOP is so well known for.

14/4/2025, 1:33:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

If it flies, it dies. Homing All the Way Killer

12/4/2025, 8:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desertion Logic

11/4/2025, 6:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

If a Russian soldier flees a tank and closes the hatch, it might not get destroyed. He might have to come back to it. This way there’s a better chance he never has to sit inside that target again.

11/4/2025, 5:36:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

More terror…

8/4/2025, 6:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChrisO_wiki (@chriso-wiki.bsky.social) reposted

By the way, this is a prime example of Trump's Razor: all else being equal, the stupidest explanation is the most likely.

2/4/2025, 11:26:07 PM | 279 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sell. Headlines. That’s what “reporting” has turned into. Solution: ignore. Deny o2. Suffocate.

1/4/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Vice President Convict wants to gut established law. Huh. Who saw that coming?

31/3/2025, 11:20:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s against the law so of course President Convicted Felon can’t help but confess his intention to break it.

30/3/2025, 9:55:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/3/2025, 3:51:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the Ukrainians would help build us ones that fly?

28/3/2025, 3:49:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

The writing was kinda on the wall, huh?

26/3/2025, 8:58:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

Who knew stupidity was addictive?

25/3/2025, 11:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonelle (@louiseplease.bsky.social) reposted

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24/3/2025, 7:32:04 AM | 1315 298 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to resign asap, while congress holds hearings on our national security. Article 1 Section 8 of the US Constitution: Congress Declares Wars.

24/3/2025, 10:34:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

I am reminded of the opening scenes of Inglorious Basterds…

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24/3/2025, 9:24:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dessner (@mikedessner.bsky.social) reply parent

One knife for every quarter inch of dick, huh?

24/3/2025, 2:05:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view