Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐
@mikekozak.bsky.social
Love jigsaws and weird music, play keys and most woodwinds not half-badly, bisexual, fosterer of cats and kittens for https://scarscare.ca/
created November 25, 2024
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Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
They are going to try to keep his death a secret for as long as they possibly can. Not saying he's actually dead yet, as awesome as that would be, but when he does die, this is how it will go. There are a lot of true believers, but only One Dear Leader. They will implode without him.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, heโs dead and they are just trying to see how long they can pretend otherwise.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
Hereโs a thought: when he DOES die, how long do you think they will try to keep it a secret? Spit out a bunch of lame excuses and shoddy AI videos?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
If it weren't such a waste of money, I'd say torch the whole building and salt the earth. Put up a memorial in its place and rebuild somewhere new.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
Sure, he's probably not dead yet, but it sure does feel good to be hopeful, doesn't it? Only a matter of time. Tick, tock, motherfucker.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a bottle of champagne in the fridge we've never quite got around to opening. Let out a "whoop", drink some booze, turn on FOX and watch the glorious meltdown.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. And gun control. You'll get nowhere without that part.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
The answer is gun control.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascism in action.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking little Himmler wannabe.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
This fucker belongs in a docket at the Hague. Then either in front of a firing squad or the end of a rope.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what would help Ukraine win the war against their invaders? Troops. Thousands and thousands of NATO troops, doing what they signed up to do, defending freedom. Pity that NATO leaders are all fucking craven cowards. Shame on them.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Your daily reminder: They are not distractions, they are his fascist agenda. If you cannot focus on more than one thing at a time, that's a you problem.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
EVERYONE should be calling him that.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
His end canโt come fast enough. Yes, Vance would take over and heโs easily as stupid and as indoctrinated as any of them, but he is no cult leader. The American Gestapo will surely run itself into the ground before the mid terms.๐ค
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannity is a fucking ghoul. Anyone who heeds his bullshit should have their head examined.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy rule of thumb: if our seditious cunt of a premier likes something, itโs most likely a horrible thing.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
She could be a cold-blooded murderer and Trump still would not have the authority to fire her, (as far as I understand). But this isn't about her. It is so much not about her that's it's kind of weird her last name isn't McGuffin. It's a Fascist Flex. Get used to them. No one is safe.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
Last Saturday, my wife, my brother, and I marched with my wife's employer in Edmonton's Pride Parade, the first such parade in seven years. The turnout was fucking huge, and it was an amazing experience.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a thought: if poverty is a cause of crime, maybe some impoverished citizens could be paid to pick up that garbage and the soldiers can go back to whatever they are supposed to be doing. Less poverty, less crime. Less fascism. Wait, what? The fascism is THE POINT? Oh, well...
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely agree. The only Americans who I feel sympathy for are the ones who voted for Harris. In fact, given that the MAGA cult is generally too stupid to know better, I have more scorn for those that would otherwise have voted Democrat, but couldn't get off their high horse to do so.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay peaceful. You abide the fascism. but at least your not one of the ones they are coming for. Dictators love you for that.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Pffft, he's not even bright enough to be Otis.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at a party recently and some guy was showing off his three whiskies: one from India, one from Texas, and another I cannot recall. I told him flat out that I couldn't give a fuck about Texas and helped myself to a double shot of the stuff from India. Which was lovely.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a fascist fucking dictator. That's not up for debate at this point, who cares what he says.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
AI "art" isn't art. It's hollow and pointless. Pretty pictures and pleasant sounds for shallow souls. Such computing power we could be using for such grand achievements, and we are squandering it. For shame.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Performative horsehit from idiot children. The gestapo will not by thwarted with sass, you know. Guess it isn't serious enough for these people yet. Enjoy your fascism, America.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the designated "sit on them after they're cuffed" guy.
Dave Jones (@cleanpowerdave.bsky.social) reposted
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Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Because, as everybody knows, most problems will disappear if you don't talk about them. Oh wait, what? Dear leader says they aren't actually problems anyway, just boogiemen invented by loonie libs to demonize the poor, persecuted rich people? Oh, okay then, carry on. Enjoy your fascism America!
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
How else is he going to avoid having to pretend to be doing his job? Too impatient to go fishing and too stupid for backgammon.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs dismaying that we pour so much time and energy into making machines smarter and so little into making smarter humans.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
With the myriad complexities and endless unforeseeable dangers of traffic I think itโs folly and hubris to think a machine can ever safely navigate city streets by itself.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
It wouldnโt be different and itโs embarrassing when media takes this fascist circus seriously.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Ideally though it would be 3 blue, 2 red.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course you don't, no one does. But combine the MAGA tenet of being hypocritical at every opportunity, and the MAGA inability to understand the meaning of most words, and you are probably going to be disappointed.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, few people like actual thugs, but we all know that when you say "thugs", you mean black people, so keep fucking off.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck is wrong with you, you racist boot-licking piece of shit?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Syphilis. No, wait, that's mean. Sorry. I meant beaten to death by a cop for having a broken tail light.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably not.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks goodness your a dumb fucking cunt whose opinion is irrelevant. Enjoy your fascism.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is to say: you're going to have to start throwing more than sandwiches.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, nothing a fascist dictator hates more than nasty placards and some chanting. Good luck with that.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
A mere matter of time until it's overturned, unfortunately.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
The USA is a fascist dictatorship run by a pedo lunatic, and this is the idiotic bullshit that makes the news? Who gives flying fuck? The only good thing about the term "woke" is how I can tell that you're a moronic piece of shit when you use it.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Just more of the fascism that 2/3 of American decided that they wanted last November. Have fun with that. Go have some more toothless protests, that'll show 'em.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Or: maybe just make that energy-sucking ponzi bullshit illegal and be done with it.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Your fucking fascist dictator hero is a pedophile who babbles and shits his pants. You deserve the same fate as the fascists from 80 years ago. Shame on you, you brainless turd.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
A fluke of timing, I guess. Itโs just like a MAGA moron to cut off their nose to spite their face. Iโm sure someone who wants to actually do business will happily take their market share.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fuck yourself.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Who fucking gives a shit?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
PP is a little shit weasel who does NOT deserve a seat, let alone a leadership position. The people that voted for him this week are all cretins. Fuck them all.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Bigot fascists. May they all die painfully and alone.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fine, heaven, whatever. How soon?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky bastards.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
If you voted for that fucking weasel you are objectively a bad person and a fucking moron, and I wish you all the ill will I can muster. Albertans are garbage and I fucking hate that I have to live here.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
It's cute you still think he gives a fuck about your constitution.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's because he's a fascist. Yes, he's also a pedophile, but the troops are for the fascism. Quit calling every other thing he does a "distraction". Do you all suffer from attention deficit? Can you not be outraged at more than one thing at a time?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
How the fuck is she the only one? Did all her colleagues roll over and accept a gestapo watchdog? Shame on them all.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
They chose poorly.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
If this scum fuck weasel dick piece of shit is your idea of a good leader, you are objectively a bad person. I wish you all the ill will I can muster.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking idiots. All of them.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
The voters in Battle River - Crowfoot are scum-sucking morherfucking morons. Fuck each and every one of them. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
How long until it kills him?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Gestapo.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Abso-fucking-lately. God Emperor Crimson. The perversions. The panacea. In Focus. Ghost Peppers. Elvis Costello and the Unhealthy Obsessions.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Except Theoden was corrupted, Trump was never not a horrible piece of shit.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
This Alaska thing, itโs a fucking circus, quit taking it seriously.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
God knows exactly what's in her beside drawer.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Pursuing Victory. The idea that these two fucking madmen can have a summit about peace in the nation that one of them brutally invaded is fucking absurd. The media that is taking this bullshit seriously should be ashamed of themselves.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Concentration camp.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Pursuing Victory. The idea that these two fucking madmen can have a summit about peace in the nation that one of them brutally invaded is fucking absurd. The media that is taking this bullshit seriously should be ashamed of themselves.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
"It's absurd to think I don't need to know if you think there's a god or not, and if so, how do you define 'god'? Your god, or my god? And what d you mean by 'speedy'? Is there a pace of my recover that is acceptable to you? Would it not be better to say 'immediate', as that wold be the optimal?"
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
"'Praying'? How to do define 'praying'? Are you speaking about a specific deity? Or would you say you are just wishing me well in general? How am I to respond without knowing the parameters of your statement?"
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a pedo-loving nazi, why wasn't he beaten senseless?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
The sanctity of OTHER PEOPLE'S marriages.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Uber Green is right there...
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off. You don't really think anyone believes your bullshit, do you? You may be a drooling moron, but that doesn't mean everyone else is just as stupid.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
American Fascism is like climate change in that too many are still thinking it's somewhere down the road when we've been in the middle of it for quite a while now.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
Of course it's unconstitutional. Get the review over with, it shouldn't take more than an afternoon. It's an impossibility. Alberta separatist are not only scumbag traitors, they are also fucking idiots. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Start using the right words: Fascist Regime. Gestapo. Concentration Camps.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
This is satire, yes? Please tell me this isn't real.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
There is one sure fire way to shorten his term. We like to call him Cheeto Mussolini, maybe he should suffer a similar fate.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
What a grizzly situation.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you're a deplorable cunt. I can see you getting your bigot brain hurt by my rainbow, but what kind of sick fuck finds anything wrong with music and Canada? The only point you have is at the top of your pea-brained head.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Sue for sexual assault.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don't you just fuck all the way off. And when you get there, keeping fucking off. Bigoted piece of shit. Fuck you.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too, but it's cathartic to swear at them first.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
You're a horrible piece of shit, you pedo-loving cultist fascist fuck.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social)
Is this what journalism looked like in the 1930s? I am sick to fucking death of listening to people whose job depends on trying to attach rational reasons for irrational actions. Trump has FOUR motivations: Money; Power; Adoration; Self-preservation. Not prosperity, not justice, not peace, nothing.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably. Prince Crimson. Van Der Graaf Hand-cranked Flashlight. Spockโs Nose Hairs. Rose Floyd.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a petition but it didnโt get anywhere. I call it the Capilano again anyway.
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
And weโve still got that fucking freeway named after himโฆ๐
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
โWe love you but please stop doing the things you said you would do and that we voted for you to do and we are all racist fuckwits we love youโ
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
They are concentration camps. Can we please stop beating around the bush with this shit?
Mike Kozak๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ (@mikekozak.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs just cyanide, isnโt it?