Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida
@mikeyalexander.bsky.social
Your dog likes me more than you. [MikeyHatesIt on Twitter; Animal Care & Welfare; Bio/Anthro/Hist; Superheroes & Zombies; Crappy Open Mic’er; Woke SJW & anarchist; ACAB; Disability Rights are Human Rights; no borders; UBI & Housing; he/they]
created September 20, 2023
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Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
[biting the heel of my palm like Lenny & Squiggy]
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Krypto never actually saved Superman once, though. He saved himself, and the other people from the place, while Krypto just looked at him and flew away.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
“When life is like a berserker… A woo woo..! Duck Tower!”
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
I see you’re a man of culture, too.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, King wrote for the Doom Patrol comics really prolifically!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Since I watch the movie at least once a year & have read the story 5-6 times, I hate this skeet on principle alone, even if it’s excellent bear bait.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
Huh. It only took me reading about 6 posts to figure out that #BB27 was about a tv show I haven’t watched in years, and not a male politician who’d been especially horrible to women with his legislation.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard Benny Hill reciting a poem about setting his pet bird free, and getting excited to see it flying back towards him, only for it to have “plopped right in my eye!”
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Except for potential cartoon movies or shows aimed at kids, it’s unlikely that Bat-Cow, or even Jarro, will ever take up more than 90 seconds of screen time in live action. That can’t possibly be a reason to boycott a whole movie, is it?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Gunn loves the goofy stuff about superheroes, so Krypto won’t be the last animal sidekick we see. Personally, I like it, because it’s world safe to live in if super-animals can save you. Think about people milling around under a Kaiju’s feet when they should have run away. Superman is that good!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
IIRC, Ace got retconned into just being a stray they kept, with Dick putting a mask on him to goof around as if he was a legitimate sidekick. But he & Krypto both used to have ways to disguise their fur for their civilian identities.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
He did sometimes go on missions with them. But the Bat-Cow and the other recent pets Damien has gathered do tend to stay at home. However, since ‘B&B’ will be likely be about Bruce & Damien learning to get along, as opposed to Dick & Damien, I suspect there might be a cameo shot of the Bat Farm.
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Riot Dogs are the best!
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Ditto.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Ace is a good boy, and we won’t tolerate any slander against him.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
This is more frustrating than a 73 hour video about edging leading to a ruined orgasm, but without the orgasm.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Diana doesn’t get shit for talking to animals because most people, or writers, constantly forget she has that ability.
Jeremy C. Shipp (@jeremycshipp.bsky.social) reposted
Once again, I want to mention that many libraries will give you free access to Kanopy, a streaming service jam-packed with amazing films and TV shows.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, right?!? I’ve been a fan since Super & The Specials. “Tell me what action figures I need to buy to round out the collection as represented in the movies & shows, James.”
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my gawd
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s real? I thought Various Immigrants was a Terry Pratchett character!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the phrase “crit piece” already exist?
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
Remember, kids: A real big goal of "AI" is to entirely sever capital from labor, and no, there will be no universal basic income, you can all just starve and die, thanks www.axios.com/2025/08/26/a...
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Black women have every right to be furious. The irresponsible choices of white voters has for many of us, taken our livelihood with consequences for our homes, the education of our children, our ability to care for parents. It’s unconscionable. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Eugen Rochko (@gargron.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy) reposted
"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #Android #Google
daniel sieradski (@self.agency) reposted
sorry for the substack post but worth a read "This is the ‘I was one of the good Germans’ phase of denial. You can’t deny what is happening any longer, that’s clear. Now it’s time to deny your responsibility in helping things get this bad."
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
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Anil Dash (@anildash.com) reposted
Not gonna belabor this too much, but it’s important to understand that Newsom’s public messaging sucks for *two* reasons: it serves as an advertisement for Trump by aping his tone and content, and it also reminds us that Newsom has no principles other than seeking power & attention. This is failure.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
So it was a Folger’s commercial!
Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted
When you’ve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happened…
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Mass Murderer was right there!!!
Shannon Mattern (@shannonmattern.bsky.social) reposted
"In high-crime neighborhoods, [Baltimore] pinpointed investment in public parks, pools + gyms to keep them open during the time when youth crime is most likely to occur: spring break, summer vacation, + Sat night. For the first time since the 1970s, all of the city’s rec centers are open late..."
𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵 📎 (@virginiahall32.bsky.social) reposted
Good night 🌙 and….
Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted
He rolled on his deathbed, to his Cabinet gave a whistle, And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile: But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light - Epstein files to all, and to all a
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of dog is into Foundation?
Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸//↙️↙️↙️ (@midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social) reposted
The shrill insistence that we, the Americans whose tax dollars pay these freaks' salaries, are not only not allowed to know who is carrying guns on our supposed behalf, but that we are a danger to society for asking -- this is one of MAGA's most disgusting claims. Unmask every ICE gunman.
Artemis Prime (@artgarciasc.bsky.social) reposted
Closed captioning person is the real G.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Two is all you need, a half-assed one like the Blockbuster Video room in OP to show your guests, which is just a decoy to distract them from looking for the actual secret room: the masturbatorium.
Brianna Nicole Pail (@pailbn.bsky.social) reposted
Nothing like metro bus fare cops throwing someone with a walker off a bus to remind everyone that our tax dollars should pay for public transportation.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
One of these is going to be his last post ever, isn't that fun to think about?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Choosing the “lesser of two evils” is still evil, and the reason we got to this position in the first place. We’ve been choosing Sugar-free Fascism ever since Reagan left office, and wound up even worse off than we were before Nixon & Carter were President.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom is the political equivalent of using cotton candy to solve malnutrition. Sure his shitposting might look good, but he dissolves under scrutiny as someone who has platformed some pretty heinous right wingers as host or guest on podcasts. He’s implementing GOP style policies _as a Democrat_.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
If the advice of Leftists had been heeded at all, neither GWB nor Trump would have been elected at all. And Trump certainly wouldn’t have won twice. But if you understand that the DNC exists as a fundraising machine that fights the Left harder than the GOP (which it tries to copy), it makes sense.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
How hard is it to choose between conservatives uncritically cheering on child rapists & other criminals destroying civil rights to harm others, or leftists saying human beings should be treated with dignity without being sent to sleep on the streets or slaughtered with clubs, bullets, & rockets?
Stan Kelly (@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social) reposted
Fixed it.
Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted
White House staffers lining up to use the autopen to sign their pardons.
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted reply parent
UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan wants another update at 10:45 p.m. ET to confirm that all members of the putative class of Guatemalan children are back in ORR custody. The presumption of irregularity at work!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Sith
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, this is a piece of the puzzle I didn’t realize I was missing when defining what I think is a perfect movie. It doesn’t add or subtract to my ideal films (books, TV shows, etc), it just clarifies them with another facet. -Popeye & Bluto -Superman & Lex (2025) -Batman & “Cracked Mirror” Villainy
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not enough to just have believable chemistry between any friend/romantic connections, the hero & villain need to complement each other, too -> Superman 2025, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peacemaker, Back to the Future, Banshees of Inisherrin, Popeye…
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
Is anybody watching Foundation (A+)? It’s pretty gawwdam good, and Lee Pace & Jared Hess are killing it as antagonists towards each other. That’s one thing I have only recently thought about, the need for the protagonist & antagonist to have chemistry, even if they don’t share the screen: Furiosa.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
I would recommend exploring these ideas by reading ’The End of Policing’ by @alexvitale.bsky.social , and ‘Border & Rule’, by @harshawalia.bsky.social
Anodyne (@anodynesix.bsky.social) reposted
"Police broke the window and threw daddy on the floor."
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
IFUCKKINGKNEWIT
journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) reposted
I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.
Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted
Israel has killed 63 people—including 32 aid seekers—in Gaza so far today.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! A surprise like this takes me back to the good old days of finding a random porno magazine in the woods!
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s a lawnmower repair guy gonna do for a hospital patient?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what part of what police abolition is striving for, to minimize the need for any police at all being replaced by not just the social services required for the public, but a society that providing the resources to disincentivize criminal acts: guaranteed access to mental health, housing, etc.
J.M. Berger (@jmberger.com) reposted
lmao
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you hitting the door to make noise and disrupt his rhythm, at least?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
It sucks sometimes
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Sith
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate the performative discourse around “Defund the Police”, because if you can understand “Black Lives Matter” doesn’t mean “White Lives Don’t”, or that “Save the Rainforest” doesn’t mean “Screw All the Other Kinds of Forests”, you can damn well comprehend “Defund the Police”.
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the syrup, isn’t it?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
The Earthquake Simulator!
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
NEW: Judge Sooknanan acted quickly to block as many as 600 Guatemalan children from being deported by the Trump administration without due process. A judge in Illinois took a similar step for 4 children whose lawyers sued Saturday. w/ @joshgerstein www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
SIGNS OF FASCISM 🪧
aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder if Americans realize how convinced Netanyahu is that they are stupid and that he can easily manipulate them.
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
this is why I pay for photoshop
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
“I can’t believe it’s been ninety days already! I need to trick Mixtopagurus into saying his name backwards.”
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry, one day you will find your niche.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Leave them alone. They’re doing their best.
Rebo is back? (@rebochan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Alt Text:
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
This meme I made applies to him so naturally it fits like LEGO pieces.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
What a ridiculous person.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Misled ~> my-zeld I’m still salty decades later “Misle” isn’t a verb describing how to misrepresent someone: Misle, misling, misled “Robert suspected Jim was misling him, but the paperwork looked legitimate. But, alas, Jim had indeed misled him.”
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
Now watching… (and texting the link to people)
Chris Borkowski (@cborkowski.bsky.social) reposted
MUST WATCH BANGER: "How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult" by The Elephant Graveyard. Joe Rogan and the powerful cult behind the destruction of everything that was ever good. LINK: youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
Today in 1948, revolutionary Fred Hampton was born. He would go on to found the Rainbow Coalition before being drugged and shot in his bed by the FBI. Today in 1979, actress Jean Seberg died by suicide following years of surveillance and harassment by the FBI for her support of the Black Panthers.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: my Ex girlfriend (Gen X) was one of the OG Goths that arose in the 1980s, so she was lucky enough to see NIN when they were an opening act for Bauhaus / Peter Murphy. She got me into that corner of music because she was there for the literal genesis of the culture.
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, my Tallest!
Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 (@diannalgunn.bsky.social) reposted
They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
Some bad stuff came through the processing section of my shelter today. This will be a balm, but not much of one because after 30 plus years in animal care, I don’t always have much respect for humans as a species when I consider their relationship to animals (and each other)
Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted
Ouch…
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Casey (@caseyaac.bsky.social) reposted
Look just because he appeared on camera doesn't mean he isn't dying. Hope is a discipline
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
CHICAGO…
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta commit to it! If you go in gingerly like you’re about to lick a battery, what’s the point?
Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent
If the DNC was as effective as you say, Trump wouldn’t have been elected in the first place, let alone twice.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social