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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida

@mikeyalexander.bsky.social

Your dog likes me more than you. [MikeyHatesIt on Twitter; Animal Care & Welfare; Bio/Anthro/Hist; Superheroes & Zombies; Crappy Open Mic’er; Woke SJW & anarchist; ACAB; Disability Rights are Human Rights; no borders; UBI & Housing; he/they]

created September 20, 2023

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Profile picture Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted

Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

1/9/2025, 4:12:57 PM | 657 474 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny

1/9/2025, 4:27:08 PM | 7555 880 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

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1/9/2025, 5:49:40 PM | 10976 4823 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

[biting the heel of my palm like Lenny & Squiggy]

2/9/2025, 1:11:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Krypto never actually saved Superman once, though. He saved himself, and the other people from the place, while Krypto just looked at him and flew away.

2/9/2025, 1:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

“When life is like a berserker… A woo woo..! Duck Tower!”

2/9/2025, 1:03:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

I see you’re a man of culture, too.

2/9/2025, 1:01:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, King wrote for the Doom Patrol comics really prolifically!

2/9/2025, 1:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Since I watch the movie at least once a year & have read the story 5-6 times, I hate this skeet on principle alone, even if it’s excellent bear bait.

2/9/2025, 12:56:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

Huh. It only took me reading about 6 posts to figure out that #BB27 was about a tv show I haven’t watched in years, and not a male politician who’d been especially horrible to women with his legislation.

2/9/2025, 12:52:37 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard Benny Hill reciting a poem about setting his pet bird free, and getting excited to see it flying back towards him, only for it to have “plopped right in my eye!”

2/9/2025, 12:49:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Except for potential cartoon movies or shows aimed at kids, it’s unlikely that Bat-Cow, or even Jarro, will ever take up more than 90 seconds of screen time in live action. That can’t possibly be a reason to boycott a whole movie, is it?

2/9/2025, 12:44:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Gunn loves the goofy stuff about superheroes, so Krypto won’t be the last animal sidekick we see. Personally, I like it, because it’s world safe to live in if super-animals can save you. Think about people milling around under a Kaiju’s feet when they should have run away. Superman is that good!

2/9/2025, 12:42:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC, Ace got retconned into just being a stray they kept, with Dick putting a mask on him to goof around as if he was a legitimate sidekick. But he & Krypto both used to have ways to disguise their fur for their civilian identities.

2/9/2025, 12:39:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

He did sometimes go on missions with them. But the Bat-Cow and the other recent pets Damien has gathered do tend to stay at home. However, since ‘B&B’ will be likely be about Bruce & Damien learning to get along, as opposed to Dick & Damien, I suspect there might be a cameo shot of the Bat Farm.

2/9/2025, 12:36:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Graham Greene in Dances with Wolves Graham Greene in Maverick Graham Greene in The Last of Us Graham Greene in Marvel’s Echo
1/9/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 13457 3034 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Riot Dogs are the best!

IMAGE: A thick black circle, emblazoned with Acción Antifascista. Inside the circle are a red cartoon dog, and a black one. They represent Loukanikos (Greece) and Negro Matapacos (Chilé). SOURCE: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riot_dog
2/9/2025, 12:31:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Ditto.

A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her human’s arms with a sign reading, “I BITE FASCISTS”
1/9/2025, 7:50:55 PM | 20108 2133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Ace is a good boy, and we won’t tolerate any slander against him.

2/9/2025, 12:18:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

This is more frustrating than a 73 hour video about edging leading to a ruined orgasm, but without the orgasm.

2/9/2025, 12:16:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Diana doesn’t get shit for talking to animals because most people, or writers, constantly forget she has that ability.

2/9/2025, 12:12:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy C. Shipp (@jeremycshipp.bsky.social) reposted

Once again, I want to mention that many libraries will give you free access to Kanopy, a streaming service jam-packed with amazing films and TV shows.

1/9/2025, 10:00:10 PM | 106 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, right?!? I’ve been a fan since Super & The Specials. “Tell me what action figures I need to buy to round out the collection as represented in the movies & shows, James.”

Part of a shelf featuring the action figures of characters from the James Gunn DCCU. The other part of a shelf featuring the action figures of characters from the James Gunn DCCU.
1/9/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my gawd

1/9/2025, 12:03:15 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s real? I thought Various Immigrants was a Terry Pratchett character!

1/9/2025, 11:59:07 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Does the phrase “crit piece” already exist?

1/9/2025, 11:57:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

Remember, kids: A real big goal of "AI" is to entirely sever capital from labor, and no, there will be no universal basic income, you can all just starve and die, thanks www.axios.com/2025/08/26/a...

31/8/2025, 6:04:17 PM | 3163 1048 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Black women have every right to be furious. The irresponsible choices of white voters has for many of us, taken our livelihood with consequences for our homes, the education of our children, our ability to care for parents. It’s unconscionable. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...

31/8/2025, 4:23:54 PM | 3202 892 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugen Rochko (@gargron.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy) reposted

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #Android #Google

26/8/2025, 4:30:36 AM | 391 547 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daniel sieradski (@self.agency) reposted

sorry for the substack post but worth a read "This is the ‘I was one of the good Germans’ phase of denial. You can’t deny what is happening any longer, that’s clear. Now it’s time to deny your responsibility in helping things get this bad."

23/8/2025, 8:10:24 PM | 38 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

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1/9/2025, 4:46:24 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anil Dash (@anildash.com) reposted

Not gonna belabor this too much, but it’s important to understand that Newsom’s public messaging sucks for *two* reasons: it serves as an advertisement for Trump by aping his tone and content, and it also reminds us that Newsom has no principles other than seeking power & attention. This is failure.

1/9/2025, 3:14:44 AM | 414 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

So it was a Folger’s commercial!

1/9/2025, 4:35:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted

When you’ve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happened…

Rudy Giuliani sweating his hair dye off
31/8/2025, 9:40:51 PM | 575 82 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Mass Murderer was right there!!!

1/9/2025, 4:29:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shannon Mattern (@shannonmattern.bsky.social) reposted

"In high-crime neighborhoods, [Baltimore] pinpointed investment in public parks, pools + gyms to keep them open during the time when youth crime is most likely to occur: spring break, summer vacation, + Sat night. For the first time since the 1970s, all of the city’s rec centers are open late..."

1/9/2025, 3:19:24 AM | 48 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵 📎 (@virginiahall32.bsky.social) reposted

Good night 🌙 and….

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Profile picture Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted

He rolled on his deathbed, to his Cabinet gave a whistle, And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile: But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light - Epstein files to all, and to all a

“GOOD NIGHT!!!” Truth Social post by someone with access to Donald Trump’s account.
1/9/2025, 2:24:49 AM | 269 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of dog is into Foundation?

1/9/2025, 4:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸//↙️↙️↙️ (@midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social) reposted

The shrill insistence that we, the Americans whose tax dollars pay these freaks' salaries, are not only not allowed to know who is carrying guns on our supposed behalf, but that we are a danger to society for asking -- this is one of MAGA's most disgusting claims. Unmask every ICE gunman.

1/9/2025, 3:11:58 AM | 260 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Artemis Prime (@artgarciasc.bsky.social) reposted

Closed captioning person is the real G.

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1/9/2025, 3:20:23 AM | 175 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Two is all you need, a half-assed one like the Blockbuster Video room in OP to show your guests, which is just a decoy to distract them from looking for the actual secret room: the masturbatorium.

1/9/2025, 4:15:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brianna Nicole Pail (@pailbn.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing like metro bus fare cops throwing someone with a walker off a bus to remind everyone that our tax dollars should pay for public transportation.

1/9/2025, 3:17:46 AM | 17 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

One of these is going to be his last post ever, isn't that fun to think about?

1/9/2025, 3:01:35 AM | 457 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Choosing the “lesser of two evils” is still evil, and the reason we got to this position in the first place. We’ve been choosing Sugar-free Fascism ever since Reagan left office, and wound up even worse off than we were before Nixon & Carter were President.

1/9/2025, 4:02:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom is the political equivalent of using cotton candy to solve malnutrition. Sure his shitposting might look good, but he dissolves under scrutiny as someone who has platformed some pretty heinous right wingers as host or guest on podcasts. He’s implementing GOP style policies _as a Democrat_.

1/9/2025, 3:58:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

If the advice of Leftists had been heeded at all, neither GWB nor Trump would have been elected at all. And Trump certainly wouldn’t have won twice. But if you understand that the DNC exists as a fundraising machine that fights the Left harder than the GOP (which it tries to copy), it makes sense.

1/9/2025, 3:49:26 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

How hard is it to choose between conservatives uncritically cheering on child rapists & other criminals destroying civil rights to harm others, or leftists saying human beings should be treated with dignity without being sent to sleep on the streets or slaughtered with clubs, bullets, & rockets?

1/9/2025, 3:42:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stan Kelly (@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social) reposted

Fixed it.

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Profile picture Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted

White House staffers lining up to use the autopen to sign their pardons.

1/9/2025, 2:47:22 AM | 460 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted reply parent

UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan wants another update at 10:45 p.m. ET to confirm that all members of the putative class of Guatemalan children are back in ORR custody. The presumption of irregularity at work!

MINUTE ORDER: In light of the Defendants' 9 Status Report, the Court ORDERS the Defendants to file a further status report by August 31, 2025, at 10:45 PM. The report should address whether all putative class members are in ORR custody. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak)
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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Sith

31/8/2025, 5:25:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this is a piece of the puzzle I didn’t realize I was missing when defining what I think is a perfect movie. It doesn’t add or subtract to my ideal films (books, TV shows, etc), it just clarifies them with another facet. -Popeye & Bluto -Superman & Lex (2025) -Batman & “Cracked Mirror” Villainy

31/8/2025, 11:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not enough to just have believable chemistry between any friend/romantic connections, the hero & villain need to complement each other, too -> Superman 2025, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peacemaker, Back to the Future, Banshees of Inisherrin, Popeye…

31/8/2025, 11:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

Is anybody watching Foundation (A+)? It’s pretty gawwdam good, and Lee Pace & Jared Hess are killing it as antagonists towards each other. That’s one thing I have only recently thought about, the need for the protagonist & antagonist to have chemistry, even if they don’t share the screen: Furiosa.

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice!

31/8/2025, 8:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

I would recommend exploring these ideas by reading ’The End of Policing’ by @alexvitale.bsky.social , and ‘Border & Rule’, by @harshawalia.bsky.social

31/8/2025, 8:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anodyne (@anodynesix.bsky.social) reposted

"Police broke the window and threw daddy on the floor."

23/8/2025, 8:19:05 PM | 228 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

IFUCKKINGKNEWIT

31/8/2025, 8:27:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) reposted

I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.

31/8/2025, 8:14:21 PM | 429 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted

Israel has killed 63 people—including 32 aid seekers—in Gaza so far today.

Drop Site News Drop Site % @DropSiteNews At least 63 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza since dawn, including 32 aid seekers. Below: a father carries the body of his child killed in a strike on their home in Al-Maghazi camp in the middle of Gaza Strip. [photo of three men, one carrying the body of a small child with a yellow bow in her hair]
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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! A surprise like this takes me back to the good old days of finding a random porno magazine in the woods!

31/8/2025, 8:24:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s a lawnmower repair guy gonna do for a hospital patient?

31/8/2025, 8:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what part of what police abolition is striving for, to minimize the need for any police at all being replaced by not just the social services required for the public, but a society that providing the resources to disincentivize criminal acts: guaranteed access to mental health, housing, etc.

31/8/2025, 7:33:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J.M. Berger (@jmberger.com) reposted

lmao

31/8/2025, 4:47:18 PM | 122 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you hitting the door to make noise and disrupt his rhythm, at least?

31/8/2025, 5:30:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

It sucks sometimes

31/8/2025, 5:27:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Sith

31/8/2025, 5:25:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate the performative discourse around “Defund the Police”, because if you can understand “Black Lives Matter” doesn’t mean “White Lives Don’t”, or that “Save the Rainforest” doesn’t mean “Screw All the Other Kinds of Forests”, you can damn well comprehend “Defund the Police”.

IMAGE: a large bow of ice cream, with many flavors present. There is a little sign stuck in it, with “Police Budget $115B” written on it. A scoop labeled Defund the Police is scooping out one of the flavors from the big bowl. Arrayed in front of the big bowl are several small bowls, each with a different flavor in it. They are labeled: Affordable housing Mental-health counseling Job training Education Substance-abuse treatment Editorial comment: Defund the Police (and its related movement Abolish the Police) does not mean completely eliminate the entire budget. It means take the wildly bloated budgets that exceed 50% of almost every town, city, & county, and take the monies out to pay for the resources listed above. Police are not mental health professionals, and are ONLY ever trained to escalate encounters to fatal levels because they are taught from Day One that everyone is out to kill them. They are trained to be as frightened as little children in the dark, and to treat everyone they meet as the monster under the bed. The reality is that police consistently rate below #15 on lists of most dangerous jobs. Pizza Delivery is usually #1. My own career as a dog handler and former zookeeper for a shelter puts me in the top five under animal care and / or farming (livestock). The point is, cops don’t need the money they get for military grade equipment & weapons, including six figure paychecks when the people they constantly murder can’t afford to live by themselves. Posted in r/COMPLETEANARCHY
31/8/2025, 5:21:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the syrup, isn’t it?

31/8/2025, 4:58:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

The Earthquake Simulator!

31/8/2025, 4:55:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

NEW: Judge Sooknanan acted quickly to block as many as 600 Guatemalan children from being deported by the Trump administration without due process. A judge in Illinois took a similar step for 4 children whose lawyers sued Saturday. w/ @joshgerstein www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

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Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

SIGNS OF FASCISM 🪧

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Profile picture aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder if Americans realize how convinced Netanyahu is that they are stupid and that he can easily manipulate them.

31/8/2025, 10:03:26 AM | 107 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

this is why I pay for photoshop

the movie poster for Midsommar with the young woman wearing a floral laurel around her head and crying is replaced by the face of Ernest P. Worrell from the Ernest movies making one of his trademark contorted expressions with one eye pointing inward and one looking at the camera and his mouth twisted into an O-face with an Elvis lip curl. The poster says
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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

“I can’t believe it’s been ninety days already! I need to trick Mixtopagurus into saying his name backwards.”

31/8/2025, 2:29:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry, one day you will find your niche.

31/8/2025, 2:26:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Leave them alone. They’re doing their best.

31/8/2025, 2:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rebo is back? (@rebochan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Alt Text:

31/8/2025, 5:32:54 AM | 861 202 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

This meme I made applies to him so naturally it fits like LEGO pieces.

I would hate to call you illiterate, because then I'd have to listen to you whine about how I insulted your parents' marriage.
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Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

What a ridiculous person.

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Misled ~> my-zeld I’m still salty decades later “Misle” isn’t a verb describing how to misrepresent someone: Misle, misling, misled “Robert suspected Jim was misling him, but the paperwork looked legitimate. But, alas, Jim had indeed misled him.”

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

Now watching… (and texting the link to people)

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Profile picture Chris Borkowski (@cborkowski.bsky.social) reposted

MUST WATCH BANGER: "How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult" by The Elephant Graveyard. Joe Rogan and the powerful cult behind the destruction of everything that was ever good. LINK: youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

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Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

Today in 1948, revolutionary Fred Hampton was born. He would go on to found the Rainbow Coalition before being drugged and shot in his bed by the FBI. Today in 1979, actress Jean Seberg died by suicide following years of surveillance and harassment by the FBI for her support of the Black Panthers.

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact: my Ex girlfriend (Gen X) was one of the OG Goths that arose in the 1980s, so she was lucky enough to see NIN when they were an opening act for Bauhaus / Peter Murphy. She got me into that corner of music because she was there for the literal genesis of the culture.

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, my Tallest!

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Profile picture Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 (@diannalgunn.bsky.social) reposted

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

Some bad stuff came through the processing section of my shelter today. This will be a balm, but not much of one because after 30 plus years in animal care, I don’t always have much respect for humans as a species when I consider their relationship to animals (and each other)

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Profile picture Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted

Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Profile picture Casey (@caseyaac.bsky.social) reposted

Look just because he appeared on camera doesn't mean he isn't dying. Hope is a discipline

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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CHICAGO…

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Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta commit to it! If you go in gingerly like you’re about to lick a battery, what’s the point?

30/8/2025, 6:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida (@mikeyalexander.bsky.social) reply parent

If the DNC was as effective as you say, Trump wouldn’t have been elected in the first place, let alone twice.

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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social

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