I really like you lol, great sense of humor!
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I really like you lol, great sense of humor!
I would like to know abt the Italian men in Nantucket. Are they shirtless? Are they glistening from morning dew beading on their chest? This is very important information to me
Idk, I wouldn't characterize his Walden ideas sound, more hypocritical
Very true. Instead, let's mandate ESOPs for companies of a certain size, use the SBA to help employees buy businesses of retiring boomers, and put in place co-determination laws where labor gets board seats of major corporations. Gov't should stay out of private business board rooms!
For a brief beautiful second I thought the world could be a better place
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
Love soup
They don't play by the same rules, tho
Well, then deal declined
I'll trade my house for $533,000 dollars
After owning my home for 15 years I'm now wanting to sell and rent again. Primarily for personal reasons (ability to flee the country chief among them)
Sans the beltway pundit part
Hey, I was D!
Lever of power. Now, his foreign policy was pretty much Bush 2, which was a catastrophic failure and pretty much evil, but relatively speaking, he is/was a good man and his demeanor and expertise is sorely missed.
I see this take a lot, and it is shortsighted. Obama had many faults. Chief among them his foundational political philosophy was to build consensus among disparate groups, one of which refused to act in good faith. He believed so much in the goodness of humanity he allowed evil to usurp every...
Warby Parker shareholders shitting themselves as we speak
And again. And again again
I fucking knew it
It's a straight up chocolate soda. Tasty, but really hard to finish even an 8 oz can
I tried that A&W and it is good for one drink and one drink only. After that, it's just diabetes
That's an insane interpretation of current events
Capitalists do not welcome the influx of laborers
Basically The Hangover but a political thriller. I'd watch it I guess
So you don't understand socialism or capitalism. Gotcha
They're not random! Your neighbors are just oddly shaped and have numerous arms
For this Labor Day I wish for American codetermination
I am! 🥰
I pictured Jason Bateman at first and was confused lol
Www.bentcarrot.com can fix that
What the absolute fuck?????
You there, gay boy, did it happen yet
Boomer
I hate to say it but probably covered in underage girl urine in the situation room
She probably thinks Charlie Brown had hoes
Best we can do is stop the mail
It's true. I flunked out of med school for eating the grapes.
Classic chicken and egg scenario
I can't abide a Newsom presidency because then I'd have two dipshit nephews named after conservative presidents
My grandmas would be 125 and 86
Same. Somehow I get the feeling Trump has paid them off and they're going to come out with something that "exonerates" him
Avatar? Idk, I haven't seen it
I've always gone with the one from that Dispatch song like 25 years ago but you might be on to something
The belief that trans people should be discriminated against because they are inherently predatory, as opposed to the cis strangers that parents allow their children to share a bathroom with, is in fact a crystal clear example of anti-trans bigotry (and mirrors other forms of bigotry, I might add)
You literally turned an attack on trans people into a victim complex about your cishet white kids. You are not an ally. And yes, I want to kick your teeth in.
My god, you need your teeth kicked in
Yes, because your kids are absolutely not at risk of that, nor was the reply you have been responding to advocating for that. You have turned an attack on the trans community to be about you. Again, I ask, what is wrong with you?
You are absolutely not.
Hey, quick question. What is wrong with you?
The only way out of this mess is to primary the shitgibbons sitting on their hands, Jaime, dem or republicans
More like tobacco smoke and lead paint and let me tell you, this works for my father
Right? Like what will it take for people to wake the fuck up?
I mean, I would. Once found a straggler quarter in the change dish at a vending machine in grad school and checked that thing for years
So, in fact, they actually didn't
What is the difference between a republican and a democrat who votes with republicans for election purposes?
Omg, can't wait for this!
I should've stolen this guy's identity instead of this Noah guy.
As I get older, I've noticed I make many more your / you're, their / there mistakes in my fiction and also on here and emails and stuff. Idk but it's a little concerning to me
They're going to take away trans rights and are already pushing for institutionalization
Might as well just reply "i love corndogs" since that has as much to do with the OP
Joke enjoyers are gonna love this one lol
Those poor concession workers. Is this something the fans try to break every game?
“pivot to video,” “pivot to AI,” how about we pivot to corned beef sandwiches for a change
Donuts are not a breakfast food. They are a midnight snack
The last phrase "it wouldn't exist" should be changed to "it wouldn't wasn't be." Idk if it makes sense fyi. I just think it sounds funny
Will the Chiefs have to vacate wins and/or super bowl championships? Only time will tell
Yeah, but too often they're treated like a blow off elective than an important part of the curriculum. At least when I got my MBA 14 years ago it was like that
How floofy was that floofer??
I have a trans child in an Oklahoma school with a phone ban. They are still taking their phone to school. I really don't care what the policy is, if my child needs me, they will be able to get ahold of me
Mingus Reedus is an awesome name
Was looking for this
Sure, that's why I'm worried it would be used to keep ppl from running for office
I wonder what cabinet position the screwworm is going to get
I think we all agree on that point. Finding a process that wouldn't be corrupted, however, is difficult, and I'm not sure this legal test would benefit us or unintentionally cause more harm
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That's a really good point
We're talking about the system disproportionately and corruptly charging the poor or the marginalized with fake crimes to keep them from running for office
I could get behind that with some sort of due process to ensure it is appropriately applied. Like I could see some guy who peed in the alleyway behind a bar get cited as a sex crime
It can be a lot of fun, though! My wife and kids and I all love to go to Costco on Sundays and we'll just walk around eating free samples and dreaming of buying 42 lbs of ribeyes that we'll never be able to afford
Maybe, the unintended consequences tho would be republicans trumping up low-level drug offenses and other charges against minorities and the poor to keep them from holding office
This happened at Grinnell College circa about 2003-4 at a love your body week event
And their eyebrows are the killers!
Didn't he at one time own a porn company?
Imagine loving a child so much you name them commie
They arrested a judge for allowing an immigrant to leave court
Why don't you ask them to stop being hateful, stupid, and in a cult?
This umpire in the LLWS is turrible
No, no, no. She's on sabbatical until 2028, silly
Not at all! He's a douche canoe
Valid.
Has to be drunk
Even at the expense of staying the minority?
Hypothetically, if cutting off your dick and shoving it into your mouth would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth ? Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn't bring yourself to do it.
What the fuck are you talking about? You think flattering him will work?
How do you not understand that most ppl don't have a net worth of $100 million?
God, I wish someone would throw a sandwich at me. Like a philly cheesesteak. Sounds delicious right about now
You had to have a minimum net worth of $100 million to be subject to it. You are spreading misinformation
I understand what unrealized gains are but that person would not have been subject to that tax. That is a lie
No it wasn't
No it wouldn't have.
