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NO DMs!!! Have compassion for everyone but eat the oligarchs before they eat us. MAGAs need not apply. They'd taste bitter anyway.
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Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
In a sane world, there’d be a family intervention and deployment of the 25th amendment.
He stood in front of the world at the UN today, and every other word out of his mouth was a lie. I’ll say it again, we’ve not been here before. An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be. Shame on the media & everyone who’s normalized his lying and/or doesn’t care.
If DJT's Tylenol® rant doesn't convince MAGAs that he's dangerously impaired, maybe his hissy fit whine session in front of the UN will. Eh, who am I kidding? If he sold off his poopy diapers, they'd line up for miles to buy them. Trump'd bottle the scent & use Kim Kardashian as the spokesmodel.
As I was saying…
Is it here yet? I'm waiting for news reports of nekkid people floating up out of sight, and giving me peace from this nonsense. Imagine a world without these foos.
Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
No Rapture Tomorrow.
sorry, but i'm skeptical this guy is making a good faith effort to figure out autism
It makes me feel like I'm never going to watch Hulu/Disney again.
Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
Is it Christian to publicly call for the murder of all homeless people? That's what Brian Kilmeade did on Fox a week ago. He still has his job.
Damn right — lock him up!!
I assume it is a shit diaper and the fumes of miasma coming from that gapping wound beneath his topographic-skinned nose.
Everything about Donald Trump is flashy, bright, and carries a bad smell.
Where in the Bible does it say to hate your enemies? I'm specifically asking MAGA Christians because at Kirk's memorial service the Orange Divider said,"He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That's where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponents."
Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War. Today they're called Evangelicals, and they're still racist as fuck. MAGA Evangelicals are horrible people without a moral compass. www.malloy.rocks/p/southern-b...
NEW: 11 Democratic officials were arrested after showing up at 26 Federal Plaza and demanding access to the ICE holding cells on the 10th floor, refusing to leave. Others were arrested outside after blocking the building exit during a sit-in protest. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/n...
Nancy Mace is a bigoted fascist who cherishes painting herself as a victim.
Hey evangelical Xtians! Please point out to me where Jesus commanded us to seek revenge and retribution against our enemies. Also, where in the Constitution does it say quoting Charlie Kirk's off-kilter thoughts about, oh say, how much he disliked the Civil Rights Act is a crime? #freespeech
We haven’t forgotten about the Epstein files. This isn’t going away, Donald. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdD8bmSU-g
Especially the synopsis.
Release the unredacted Epstein files. Stop protecting predators.
#Mondaymorning #bluesky
MAGA is not mourning, they're marketing.
Just tell MAGAts that Kash Patel is a DEI hire and watch their heads explode.
Laura Loomer is an agent of evil and chaos.
Does Joe Biggs want some cheese with that whine?
People need to stop treating Charlie Kirk like he was a hero or a martyr. I'm not standing in judgment of him. I'm just saying he was maybe saved by Jesus, but his actions said something else. Fin 4/4
Charlie said that Gay people should be shot; that free school lunches to poor kids should be stopped; and that executions should be public events. Jesus said to love one another, fed thousands of people without asking for money. 🧵3/4
Kirk compared abortion to the Holocaust. That is known as a spurious comparison at best. Killing people for who they are is in no way comparable to hard choice medical procedures, and it mocks the people killed by antisemetic, homophobic, xenophobic fascists. 🧵2/4
Charlie Kirk was a man of faith. He had faith in Jesus as his Savior. So what sorts of acts did he do to show he was a follower of Christ? He stated a few gun deaths a year were worth keeping the 2nd Amendment as is. In 2024 there were over 48,000 gun related deaths. 🧵1/4
What do you call Trump's flappy neck situation? 1) neck vajayjay 2) chin pussy 3) pubic neck 4) neck cunt 5) ewww I shut my eyes
White Christian nationalists ignore the fact that Jesus was not white, and that their take on his commands is tenuous and tepid at best.
The Great Lakes are incredible. This is from Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore. I can't take credit for the photo...just sharing.
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
Our Children are paying with their lives for the greed of Republicans. They treasure the bribes they receive than the lives of our children.
America is now a "show your papers" fascist state, unwelcoming to foreigners even tourists. The "conservative" movement is anti-biblical Christian and has twisted Jesus into a gun nut anti-poor clown. Their idea of strict constitutionalism is whatever sounds good to the Heritage Foundation.
Gaza West Bank Lebanon Yemen Syria Iran Iraq Tunisia Qatar All attacked and bombed by Israel in the past year. Insane. Rogue state.
Trump eventually ruins everything he touches. He's ruined the White House, his children, casinos, the Supreme Court, and loosed a whackadoodle drug addict with no formal training on the medical community and now we have kids and adults not eligible for needed vaccinations.
Any handwriting experts out there? Oh wait, we don’t need one because we have eyes…
So now ICE can detain people for their appearance, if they have an accent, if they don't speak English well? Racial profiling is ok with the SCOTUS? In other words anyone who isn't white has to carry papers. How does the Latinx community that voted for Trump feel about that? C'mon God. Smite him!
Cancer drug Revlimid is one of the bestselling pharmaceutical products of all time, with total sales of over $100 billion. It’s also extraordinarily expensive, costing nearly $1,000 for each pill, even though that pill costs just 25 cents to make. (Published May 2025)
FUN FACT: If Kamala was POTUS right now, NONE of our trade or diplomatic relations would be up in smoke. NONE of our farms and agribusiness would be going belly up. NONE of the soft power we used to get great trade opportunities would have dried up. All of this was avoidable.
Good morning Every day more drama Every morning what did he do now
It's not conservative or cost effective to change the name of the Defense Dept to the War Dept. It will cost millions to change the name and as far as making America great again, it makes us poorer for a vanity project to appease a wannabe dictator
I wonder if Trump knows he looks like his mom on her worst day? Does RFKJR understand that besides looking like a catcher's mitt that needs saddle soap we think he's a kook? Is Miller the love child of Kreacher and Mr. Burns? And Jeanine, we should talk about who's spackling your face bc gurl plz.
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰ zohranfornyc.com/events
Mike Johnson says he's Christian, but the ability to spread lies (like Trump was an FBI informant trying to take down Epstein BWAHAHAHA!) as easily as Mikie does it, negates his professed religious preference. If Trump had truly been an FBI snitch he himself would have bellowed it out long ago.
Jobs are down; prices are up; meanwhile Trumpers are busy trying to cover up, redact facts, and try to blow toxic sunshine up our collectibe asses. I'm looking at you, Laura Liar Trump. The lies are contagious apparently and not genetic.
When Vance becomes POTUS does that mean he'll put up banners of himself? Because that would be fucking hilarious!
But it's really nice not to have to listen to that flat monotone spouting nonsense and bile for a few days!
I still can't believe that R"f@ckwit"K claims to be able to peep children' mitochondrial damages.
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.
Trump's stupidity makes me shaky and breathless. How anyone believes he is a genius instead of an old philandering amoral bag of cholesterol and bad ideas is a testament to how he dazzles and confuses people with bullshit.
Another school shooting...
I have no idea why people would follow the health advice of a former heroin user who swims in sewer run off, promotes raw milk as a health drink instead of safe pasteurized milk & who spends so much time in the sun that he looks like boiled ham. RFKjr needs to resign before he starts a new epidemic
Well I just woke up only to be disappointed again.
You can literally hear a loud whooshing sound as Newsom's satire goes completely over MAGAts' heads.
How much money is being lost because the Toddler-In-Chief doesn't understand science or foreign policy or economics or human decency? He's surrounded himself with evil people who kill puppies or lie low key it's an Olympic sport. They are why the country is in turmoil.
I'm a big John Cena fan. Loved season one of Peacemaker. I started watching season two and in the first episode there is a huge prolonged orgy. It didn't add a thing to the plot, and now I am rethinking watching the rest of the season. I'm not a prude but I'm really disappointed in this season.
Reminder....
IS HE DEAD YET?
Has anyone forgotten about the Epstein Files? 👀 Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #Resist #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I'm pretty sure that Trump is not an "aspiring" tyrant. He's already there.
Well another day, another round of bs coming from Jabba the Trump. Everything with him is a feud and revenge. If you don't stroke his ego with simpering praise, he will hate you. Why the GOP wants to continue being saturated with hatred is not patriotic but evil.
It's not impeachable but I would just like to wake up and find a cheery, bright day instead of feeling impending doom is lurking in the White House.
True, but most religions promote their own exceptionalism, it's the root cause of so much grief on this planet, religious hubris 😡😡😡
FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS: “It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”
Dear voters of every flavor, Can we just agree to never elect people over the age of 75 to be president? If you thought Biden was too old, now that Trump has shown super rapid decline & has actually raised prices while on a massive revenge tour (not good for the country at all), what are we doing?
White Hibiscus Anticipation...
Just in case you’re not paying attention.
There are protests in every State on Monday, September 1st. It's on Labor Day. Find one near you at findaprotest.info Please repost the findaaprotest.info link on every platform and let people know about the protest. Help save our country and repost everywhere you can. It makes a difference!
A vote for MAGA is a vote for child molesters and those who protect them.