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Mr. Yuk

@misteryuk.bsky.social

I know poison when I see it.

created February 4, 2025

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🙈🙈🙈 Next they’ll be storming Lake City

11/9/2025, 3:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the colors

10/9/2025, 9:08:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Certified truth - no yuk here

8/9/2025, 11:58:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

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6/9/2025, 7:40:22 PM | 27430 11620 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture InRangeTV (@inrange.tv) reposted

www.project2025.observer/en

7/9/2025, 1:26:56 PM | 31 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Feed to his base and like a gladiatorial event to pump his dream of being tiny hands Caesar? Def yuk

7/9/2025, 11:23:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

This is certified poison. Okay to induce vomiting. A president threatening its own country is not acceptable. - Yuk

Trump threatening the city of Chicago with war
6/9/2025, 9:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

So cute! No yuk here

5/9/2025, 9:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess everyone got tired of winning and just gave up. Or maybe those corpos know they can replace us with AI under this administration…

5/9/2025, 8:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they will finally stand up against that tyrannical govt they’re holding onto them for.

5/9/2025, 5:25:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Way to go! No yuk here

5/9/2025, 10:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

“We smoked a drug boat.” Wow, so professional. Definitely makes this not sound like some recreational use of power… Yuk

5/9/2025, 10:33:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Florida really loves to spearhead awfulness. Certified yuk

5/9/2025, 10:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s still okay to take a breath and have fun once in awhile. Part of fascism is to still your joy. Plus you didn’t watch the video - yuk

4/9/2025, 10:23:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Certified yuk

2/9/2025, 4:39:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuk

1/9/2025, 8:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty awesome - no yuk here

1/9/2025, 8:25:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch out, this is considered more radical than a federal police force being dispatched to states to gather up people.

1/9/2025, 9:34:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

🥺Way to go Heater, they’re just friends trying to help - no yuk here just cuteness

29/8/2025, 8:28:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Rad

28/8/2025, 10:59:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

✊🏽

27/8/2025, 10:02:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s sure gathering a lot more attention than strongly worded letters @schumer.senate.gov

27/8/2025, 9:49:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuk

27/8/2025, 2:15:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

How many of them are part-time that are being pulled away from their full time job?

27/8/2025, 1:52:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

This explains why every time I ask a question like “when did that occur” I get an answer along the lines of “yellow”

27/8/2025, 1:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

✊🏽

27/8/2025, 10:56:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi Luna! Too cute, no yuk here

27/8/2025, 10:54:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

They really do stick with projection as a tactic. “Not uh, you are.”

26/8/2025, 9:51:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprised we’re not just straight to Ministry of Peace

26/8/2025, 2:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Should the police be called for people impersonating an officer of the law?

26/8/2025, 2:48:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Momma yuk failed me and I still know this wrong.

24/8/2025, 11:19:51 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

NRA is certified gross.

A cold dead soul grasping a rifle
23/8/2025, 12:19:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

🥳

22/8/2025, 9:53:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

😲 - no yuk here!

22/8/2025, 1:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Patel always gives me Manson vibes - yuk

Kash Patel-Manson
21/8/2025, 2:01:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

👏👏👏

20/8/2025, 3:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the regular Alien content. When you were at the range with the smart gun was great.

20/8/2025, 1:16:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

✊🏽 Working class united

18/8/2025, 7:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Party of Pedophiles - certified gross 🤮

18/8/2025, 7:25:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Stating the facts. One of wealthiest countries in the world and we don’t support humans. - Certified Yuk

18/8/2025, 3:43:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the crime they’re referring to send in the guard?

18/8/2025, 10:43:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

“Liberals already ruined it” (referencing this country) - masked “federal agent.” They are gestapo

18/8/2025, 10:20:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

youtube.com/shorts/gsOKx...

17/8/2025, 11:32:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

At least we know the hoagies will stay fresh with all that ICE

17/8/2025, 11:25:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Certified gross 🤮 And people wonder why they won’t release more info on Epstein

17/8/2025, 11:23:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

💀

16/8/2025, 8:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

That hoagie really made them step it up. #sammichesunite

16/8/2025, 8:04:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the days when this was a hot topic in politics needing action vs occupying our nation’s capital

12/8/2025, 3:42:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 11:06:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

No yuk here - certified 2 pints

30/7/2025, 6:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they’ll get together for another insurrection if their feelings get hurt again.

17/7/2025, 1:02:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Here’s your opportunity to have your very own judge! @thegoodliars.bsky.social youtu.be/k2o5lGkvgWs?...

15/7/2025, 11:20:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 11:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Jumped in looking for this. These “policies” a certified yuk

11/7/2025, 8:08:17 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Lolol, the call is from inside the house.

11/7/2025, 8:05:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for more buybacks

8/7/2025, 2:41:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we can imagine going to another country and being treating like an equal human being.

8/7/2025, 1:48:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Privatize, commercialize, and profit. Welcome to America, if you ain’t rich you’re dying.

2/7/2025, 2:39:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

✊🏽

1/7/2025, 3:37:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

That video was gross - white text on white text? Low effort slop. Oh and Florida, for real? Concentration camps? Certified yuk

30/6/2025, 10:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

If you get hungry, eat the rich

28/6/2025, 2:33:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to the action from the Satanic Temple.

28/6/2025, 2:27:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mak1978.bsky.social (@mak1978.bsky.social) reposted

Aged like milk

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22/6/2025, 1:54:22 AM | 757 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a good saying. I should run for office using that.

22/6/2025, 5:05:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

💀

22/6/2025, 2:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to reading your letter

13/6/2025, 12:07:56 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Love being a headline scroller here. “Cool! But why is there a tardis?”

7/6/2025, 1:23:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Wellman: When I served in Iraq.. I heard about how Saddam Hussein divided them. Different sects fought each other. But you know -- Saddam and his family sat laughing at all of them. They divided them against each other and kept their power for 35 years. Does this sound familiar to anybody?

7/6/2025, 3:43:28 AM | 23569 6569 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Why are all ghosts dressed in Victorian clothing? Why haven’t ghosts in JNCOs, Vans, and ADIDAS tees been reported?

30/5/2025, 11:31:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Since we can’t acknowledge it nationally, I hope it works out for you. The CEOs get large raises year after year. It’s time the people get a chance for a living wage. No yuk here

30/5/2025, 11:24:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

This is amazing - no yuk here 💜

30/5/2025, 11:18:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at that cute little clucker

27/5/2025, 7:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Sounds like something we’ll be saying here soon.

Headline predicting future US concern of child indoctrination.
27/5/2025, 7:23:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Happy to see this guy getting some rest and love 🥺🥰 - no yuk here

26/5/2025, 3:58:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy to see this guy getting some rest and love 🥺🥰 - no yuk here

26/5/2025, 3:58:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooo these are fun

24/5/2025, 3:25:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Or just being permitted to afford them would be nice too.

24/5/2025, 3:24:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wakeup People (@wakeuppeople.bsky.social) reposted

It's okay to rest your wings.

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23/5/2025, 9:51:27 AM | 361 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

If only they listened to his actual words and the experts. Everything he and they said is happening - who’d of thought!? Maybe we could have dodged this bullet. Certified gross - one leopard eating a face 🤢🐆

24/5/2025, 12:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof, I thought this was the tiniest duck with the biggest blue bill sitting on a rock 🙈

24/5/2025, 11:07:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk, those cars are kinda Scarry

24/5/2025, 10:52:39 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Always has been
23/5/2025, 12:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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✊🏽

23/5/2025, 12:20:31 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they like the taste of boots

23/5/2025, 12:19:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willson (@rwillson.bsky.social) reposted

😜😜

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22/5/2025, 1:50:56 AM | 2103 359 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Certified gross 🤮🤮

21/5/2025, 11:40:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Look into the data, spread the word, and demand it’s investigated. I worry though they completed negligent acts allowed within their law :( thecommoncoalition.com/wp-content/u...

20/5/2025, 5:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate to be that yuk, but they made the suppression types legal. Between what was pulled and gerrymandered it was “legal” voter suppression. I want it to be wrong, I’ll spread word, but I don’t feel there’s enough there to not look like the J6ers

20/5/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m hoping that’s Netflix’s heartfelt goal, is to financially support them and help to keep them around. I hope.

19/5/2025, 6:36:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

A whole presidential term later, but better than never I guess.

19/5/2025, 6:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

RFKJ: I didn’t show up because there is nothing to see here! Move along!

19/5/2025, 6:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Just ignore that jet liner over there. That has no similarity to anything he’s implying.

19/5/2025, 6:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

💀

15/5/2025, 8:28:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

They introduced a bill to make themselves even bigger lawbreakers.

13/5/2025, 11:04:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tamrakat (@tamrakat.bsky.social) reposted

Image of library book display labeled: “It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.” Books on display: • On Tyranny • Twenty Lessons From The 21st Century • 1984 • A Handmaids Tale • Diary of Anne Frank • Parable of The Sower • Fahrenheit 451 • Animal Farm • Brave New World ~TAiLS of a Bookworm

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13/5/2025, 6:35:48 PM | 26589 6169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

No poison here - 100% Boss 😎

13/5/2025, 11:06:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

What you going to do about it, Chuck? Give a talk on tv against it and then help pass a vote to support him?

13/5/2025, 12:21:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social)

Does anyone know where the goalpost is now? I lost track somewhere around drunk opsec texts or jk on big tariff talk lower ones are better - or maybe it was the second big tariffs good or that large public bribes are okay now? I can’t keep up - def rated as poison

13/5/2025, 12:19:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

12/5/2025, 6:16:13 PM | 25340 6069 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Yuk (@misteryuk.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth

13/5/2025, 12:11:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view