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What I don’t understand is what the offending side wants. Do they think on year 20 of consolidated R rule that Americans will continue to think things are fine the way they are?

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The critics, they come to me with tears in their eyes, they say Sir, nobody’s ever seen anything like these risks

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Typical clanker can’t do anything right amirite folks

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My favorite tvtropes article tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

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Piled high and deep!

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Unfortunately the inhabitants don’t think very highly of us!

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Priest in training who’s seen a priest forgive a penitent for wanking 3 times, to a penitent who wanked 2 times: Ok go over to that corner, wank once, then it’s ten Hail Marys, ten our fathers...

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Cruickshank's Law of Government: We have met the enemy: in fact we elected him.

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This is the point I heard Mindy Kaling make about her employment at NBC. She was hired for diversity, and it turned out great!

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Have you heard this one?

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He identifies himself as "A magnet for foodstuffs." He boasts that he will "Banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."

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They test the paint by putting it on the hood of a car and dropping a bowling ball on it

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The movie Run Lola Run wanders off into snapshot future of the people Lola meets, showing their fortune or misfortune based on differences in timing

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I blame Barry Manilow. youtu.be/G9BCWO2KHHI?...

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The Zuckers used to leave their VCR on all night to record late night commercials for parodies (the basis for their first film). One night it recorded a showing of Zero Hour and the rest is history.

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Photo of new panel released

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youtu.be/TXlHKTPfLVA?...

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Twelve Angry Men Paths of Glory

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Sometimes the niches have the riches tho

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youtu.be/eyll-bBZzyk?...

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“Actually, you can really keep costs down when you don’t pay for materials or labor... or permits... or land." - Fat Tony, The Simpsons

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Grease that sucker up and see who can get it to the opposite end!

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“Liberals tend to get into the biggest political trouble when they presume that a reform is an inevitable concomitant of progress. This is when they are most unprepared for the blinding backlash that invariably ensues.” Rick Perlstein, “The Invisible Bridge”

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Congrats Jill!

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Cagey, isn’t he. Cagey. So cagey.

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Well said. Maybe it’s because…

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Thank you for being you and for letting us know you. Love always.

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To peals of thunder and bolts of lightning in fact (there was a major thunderstorm)

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“That’s some act, what do you call it?” “The Unitary Executive!”

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As Red Letter Media said, you need one of those “prota-gonists”

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This book is much better than Zinn’s

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If perchance one were to quote from the work of one Snoop Doggy Dogg, one must make clear that one is doing so

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He continued “Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…when he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’…until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.”

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Date check?

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“We have met the enemy: in fact we elected him.” - Cruickshank's Law of Government

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The king stay the king

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“Dear God, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul.” - Ernest Renan (1823-1892)

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Isocrates 75 years later is much more cautious

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They also considered leveling mountains, and creating bays and canals: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...

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It ain’t over yet

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We gotta go see the penguin

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From a rough transcript of “How to Meditate” by Lawrence LeShan. Thinking about you today.

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The fervor of the apostate

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The tribute vice pays to virtue

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Rogen should not have cast himself. Anytime he’s not playing a pathetic stoner bro the audience is going to have a bad time.

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From Maureen Dowd’s column 😂

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A new benchmark!

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Is it April already

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bsky.app/profile/swam...

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Obligatory

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When an opponent called Lincoln “two-faced” he responded “If I had another face, do you think I would use this one?”

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Leaders of USA, France, and USSR on a hunting trip get cornered by wolves. US prez gives dollars, French prez gives pretty girls, they both get let go. USSR secretary shows his party membership card. Wolves all bow down to him and say “we finally found our group.”

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Getting in a time machine and showing these tweets to 2015 Patrick bsky.app/profile/tire...

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People would rather suffer with a problem they understand than implement a solution they don’t.

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This is my fave

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Heck yeah two coasts think of the surfing

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Amen

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Better check the year on this one lol

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