It has to be MewTwo.
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It has to be MewTwo.
This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor. Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/1996...
Phantasmagoria.
My favorite bar will pour my order (Jack and Coke, double, neat, short glass) the second I walk in the door.
Hi Mikey, I don't know if you've been shamed enough in this thread yet to *feel* stupid, but just in case you haven't, I wanted to let you know that you really are.
There are some all-time ratios in this thread. Thanks, Thomas, and fuck you!
It encloses the sun, not the solar system. This was the key bit of science I picked up from the episode of ST:TNG when Scotty came back.
My MAGA cousin was bitching about it to me just last night, saying that Newsom should be arrested. It absolutely is breaking through with that crowd.
I will work very, very hard to make sure Gavin Newsom isn't the nominee. Until then, I'm fine with him out there being a chaos agent.
And you should hold him accountable for that when he runs for office again.
Horseshit. This is the first mockery of Trump that's really stuck to him in this term, and that's worth a lot.
Even Steve Doucey looks like he found that "joke" from Glenn embarrassing.
Right now the snake is biting the jackass that's kicking you. I don't have to like the snake, happy to beat it with a shovel later, but I'm not going to complain while it bites that jackass.
Maybe the best DC TV show, in my opinion. They leaned into the reasons that people love the Justice Society, and man it worked for me.
"We'll have Chicago elements in the new stadium!" is one of the most tree-stump stupid things you could say.
I don't think Newsom would survive the primary, and I'll work hard in 2027 to make sure he doesn't. For now, though, with this....
"What the hell are we doing?" has been a question asked by Razorbacks fans quite a bit the last few seasons.
No, he wasn't. Back to the hellsite with you. *plonk*
I think that was from a TV show about bailbondsmen.
They're very different styles of fighter, Pritzker is the real leader between the two: he's the affable neighborhood dad who has a baseball bat in his trunk and will come for anyone who hurts the kids on his street. Newsom is the Bad Idea Boyfriend with limited utility but is effective within scope.
KLFMAO
Best line I've read in a while!
I know that off-year elections aren't all that predictive, but if I were Brian Heywood or the Washington GOP looking at the #waleg primary results I'd maybe think twice before burning a ton of money to run a dumb initiative or a doomed campaign for Governor.
"Codified" in this sense means as little as when the right yells "Forensic Audit!"--it's not a magic word that suddenly gets the perfect result.
Thank you for saying this and posting it link, my first thought from the clip was "That's an auditor!"
It reminds me of last year when Taylor Swift and the Toronto Blue Jays were here at the same time.
Mariners World Series.
I like that framing a lot.
The degree of difference between A and Unaffiliated is pretty important here. Salem-Keizer as a short-A affiliate of the Giants was pretty cool; Salem-Keizer in The Maverick League is nice, but it's not even close to the same in terms of competitiveness and history.
What in the actual fuck were you thinking here.
Kernen ate his Wheaties this morning.
Fuck it, Pritzker is my front-runner. Newsom can go screw.
"1 Populist vs 20 Democrats & Republicans (ft. Cenk Uygur)" ....who is the f'ing populist in this, exactly? www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzz...
Took me a few months after that to kick the habit, but I deleted my account in May and won't be looking back.
Better Call Saul was a better show than Breaking Bad, and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.
This may be best thread in BlueSky history, thank you.
"In fact the reason most sports are segregated is because a woman beat the men." You can keep saying this, but it just isn't true, and it does trans athletes no good to lie about the history.
Ultras are still based on time, which is speed, and dismissing stamina as an element of that is silly. Dauwalter is amazing, but her best 100 mile time is 15:29, which doesn't get her in the top 100 of all time. We don't need to make up things about equal results to demand equal treatment.
No. Just, no. You're being diminutive of the history of women's sports when you say things like this, and that doesn't help either women or trans athletes. At the end of the day a marathon is a race. For women to win that race, there has to be a women's division, and that's OK.
You're talking about Kathrine Switzer: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathrin... It wasn't illegal for her to run, it was against the misogynistic rules of the race. The video of her coach body-checking the race director is still worth a watch today.
I'm sorry, but no. The women's marathon WR time wouldn't make the list of the 1000 fastest men's marathon times.
She ran the best campaign she could have, under the circumstances, and the short runway she had after Biden dropped out was the best thing for her. Long campaigns are not her friend--2019 should prove this to anyone.
Saying things like this absolves Netanyahu and the Israeli government of their responsibility. They have agency.
I wish that she had won last year, but I can't see a chance in a million that she survives a primary after losing every single swing state.
Like his writing, but "I work a bunch of hours from home!" is kind of a dumb flex.
JFC, that guy is a monster.
This is the truest skeet that's ever been sent. JFC, Pam.
One of my core memories as a kid is watching my mom argue over the price of Top Ramen with the cashier at the IGA store. Your post is nonsense.
Days like this I really miss the old RSPW usenet group from 30 years ago. #HulkHogan
Sometimes a member of your team needs to be told that they're not contributing enough. That doesn't mean you stop opposing the other team, it means that you need your teammate to do better. Schumer and Jeffries needs to do better.
My side says some stupid things sometimes, but "Israel shouldn't be allowed to have the Golden Dome" is one of the dumber.
The idea that Palestinians can't retaliate is really, really dumb.
Today's #wordle is going to be a streak destroyer for a lot of people, I think.
Then because there, dude. It's not hard.
It is the labels that draw the conclusion thats these are gang tattoos. The alleged gang affiliation is only made because of the labels they added.
Much like when they got their knickers in a bunch over Walz saying weird, the Democratic leadership is going to look at a thing that works and ignore it in favor of what's failed for a decade.
But "justice involved person" and "inmate" aren't synonymous. The students I work with who have intersected with the criminal justice system aren't inmates--they're at home, they're in diversion programs, they're paroled. I generally like Beshear, but this was a swing and a miss.
Fuck it, they killed him live.
....then run it through the crematory. Then shoot the ashes into the sun.
I think Massie is generally a jackass, but every now and then he stumbles into doing the right thing.
This kind of Goddamn cowardice is why we lose.
Second one, the ink looks better
"If Newsom can win" He can't. Hope this helps.
The Department of Education plays a vital role in making sure disabled kids get the services guaranteed to them by law, but of course President Burnt Siena here doesn’t know or care about that.
It's a call back to one of the all-time tweets when the techbros were trying to make NFTs a thing.
Sliwa with higher approval than Adams is delightful!
I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts. Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
I'm on day 7, too. Really started trying about two months ago, made my mistakes, know that I'm going to make more, but hoping that this is the turning point.
This may be Sinner's best match that I've seen--really meeting the moment.
This one could sting, though, because Trump is saying to do one thing thing and the base is saying to do something completely different.
Best reply I've seen today!
from apnews.com/article/cali...
Dude sounds intoxicated.
There's a small irony in the fact that Buster here could use all that water now that's burning in hell.
It feels like, if that were at all real, we'd already have seen a herd of GOP elected officials holding a press conference out front and giving the plant manager a medal.
Because I got a 770 in verbal and I know that I missed the question about the definition of redoubtable and it haunts me 30 years later.
Kari Lake has left the chat.
This is one of the first things with his signature that I can actually believe he wrote.
Counterpoint: this is a steaming load of shit. Plonk.
I wrote about Epstein’s suicide and how the disbelief about it shows a lack of familiarity with how inhuman America’s prison’s are. It remains one of the things that made people maddest (not saying jail is bad, disbelieving he was murdered). www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Is the passive voice because you don't know how to pin this on Mamdani yet, or......?
The #weara runs so much more smoothly than #neara25 it's not even close.
Maybe they should. Then what? You say that rallies don't matter, then have thoughts on where the rallies should be. Can they make a differences, or not?
Yeah, but Hakeem talked for nine hours, and that's better.
.... that's where the arenas are, friend.
Quick look at their profile pretty conclusively shows they're a troll.
If you have to keep telling folks you were very clear.... were you? #neara25
This isn't being run very well right now. #neara25
Happy 4th of July, Batman.
The Indiana delegation has been against, like, everything. #neara25
This lede fucking sucks and whoever wrote it should feel a deep sense of shame.