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alexlessis

@moar2ax.bsky.social

plant guy. animal guy. cat dad. utility worker. there is no "away".

created July 19, 2023

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booooooooooo

2/9/2025, 6:56:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if this is just about moving the fuckin space force hq down to Alabama i stg

2/9/2025, 6:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

2/9/2025, 12:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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uhhhhhh

2/9/2025, 11:54:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀 maps.app.goo.gl/fnC4GdKBY9xN...

1/9/2025, 11:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*fascist does something fascist* dumb libs: wow socialism much???

1/9/2025, 8:28:21 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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while this place ain't perfect it continues to improve, is better than current Twitter by a mile, and the first word of that worms bio is "Economist" lol. give this place a chance!

1/9/2025, 7:51:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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really

1/9/2025, 6:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lots of Dodgers fans didn't go to watch games once Jackie Robinson was added to the roster due to "political reasons"

1/9/2025, 2:20:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nice a senator in your back pocket and 499 million remaining

1/9/2025, 3:36:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please proceed to your nearest Arby's

31/8/2025, 9:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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child slavery enjoyer Neal Katyal at burning man
31/8/2025, 9:11:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyway

31/8/2025, 8:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he was spittin with this one

31/8/2025, 4:32:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wouldn't pay a single penny to read any piece of "journalism" or headline that begins with "Trump says..."

31/8/2025, 4:08:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lukelukeluke.bsky.social mushrooms galore in my dad's backyard. just cut down this dying tree and the next day it's a shroom party. mourning their lost tree companion 😢? or maybe feasting on all the now decaying roots 🤤

a large cluster of unidentified mushrooms emerging next to a recently chopped stump of a dying tree two clusters of same unidentified mushroom emerging near tree stump.
31/8/2025, 3:08:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's gonna be really somethin when he goes fully over the dementia cliff and starts babbling incomprehensible nonsense. is it the GOP that 25ths him? do they k¡ll him? not gonna be able to hide him forever

31/8/2025, 12:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it better be that "irreversible death" shit that got the Queen

31/8/2025, 12:06:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

screenshot of a Google search for
31/8/2025, 1:25:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the labyrinth

30/8/2025, 10:24:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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your owners must be so proud

30/8/2025, 6:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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heard about the guilty verdicts by cars going down the street just abusing their car horns. p sure my neighborhood is gonna sound like a brass concert. not the funniest but the communal joy does lift my black heart a little

30/8/2025, 1:28:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i really hope whoever is drafting the death announcement accidentally releases it early so Trump can witness how happy it makes everybody

30/8/2025, 12:22:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why are you telling us you're the Democratic Senate "leader" fucking DO YOUR JOB

29/8/2025, 9:57:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's right Martha

29/8/2025, 1:21:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gotta cash in on that sweet sweet concentration camp money

28/8/2025, 9:16:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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big portion of Trumpists live to abuse their liberal / left family members, of course they wouldn't want to cut them out. A parasite would never willingly separate from their host

28/8/2025, 3:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i didn't know it was possible to hate anything as much as i hate the United States of America

27/8/2025, 9:52:22 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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jfc

27/8/2025, 9:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ah so a swastika armband but just died pink instead of red no thanks. fuck off

26/8/2025, 9:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"ai" isn't conscious. no.

26/8/2025, 11:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...black on black crime..." profile name of "cloud white" w/ "proud american" description yeah. real bottom of the septic tank sludge here. bye bigot.

26/8/2025, 2:19:17 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chrissy Teigan grimacing
25/8/2025, 12:21:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't speak from the heart when they don't have one

24/8/2025, 6:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love to paint an illegitimate criminal President sending the military into major democratic population centers as "anti-crime"

24/8/2025, 12:27:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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conservative thinks he's the furthest thing from a Trump fan and supporter of conservatism. lol. lmao.

24/8/2025, 2:18:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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**eyes roll back into my skull so fast they generate electricity and kill me**

23/8/2025, 12:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a private company bribing *cough* giving shares to a country is a lot of things. communism is not one of them.

22/8/2025, 10:03:13 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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logic of abusers

22/8/2025, 3:29:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow must be nice to have even a moderately legitimate system of government

22/8/2025, 11:19:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hayao.lol

3D Homer from Treehouse of horror
22/8/2025, 2:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

Conservatives basically have a moral disability -- a pathological inability to extend empathy beyond their immediate circle -- and they don't even have the good sense to be embarrassed about it.

21/8/2025, 4:17:48 PM | 792 179 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell (where he is now) yeah

21/8/2025, 4:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOUDER

21/8/2025, 2:53:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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instantly reminded of a Daniel Craig spot on a late night show (Fallon?) where they're discussing pointless nonsense & Craig interjects "don't you guys have bigger issues here right now?" and host laughingly says "that's not what we do here"

21/8/2025, 2:52:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meme of a shirtless overweight man on subway saying
21/8/2025, 1:53:02 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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is he fucking dead yet

21/8/2025, 1:11:31 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ah yes those suffering the real consequences of nativist fascism - restaurant owners

21/8/2025, 11:10:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

21/8/2025, 1:02:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who?

20/8/2025, 11:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...they don't use words in the right order" *next post* "They're also often also..."

20/8/2025, 4:49:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on a spicy uranium glass dish

20/8/2025, 1:11:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pathetic. all the troops in the world and nothing for them to do. gotta bribe the locals to snitch on each other to justify the stormtroopers

20/8/2025, 1:02:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹

19/8/2025, 9:48:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shrimp + radiation therapy damn those shrimp worth thousands

19/8/2025, 6:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's just trying to move up class rankings. proud of you man

19/8/2025, 5:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not these pronatalist nazi YouTuber freaks again jfc

19/8/2025, 3:38:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danny Devito holding two guns saying
19/8/2025, 11:32:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah congrats rest of the world

19/8/2025, 2:18:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexlessis (@moar2ax.bsky.social) reply parent

also you should absolutely keep taking pictures of yourself unaware of your surroundings in that exact same spot. like everyday.

19/8/2025, 1:29:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah i mean if i was certain to burn in eternal hellfire id probably have second thoughts about it too

19/8/2025, 1:26:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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only one? just whetting my appetite

18/8/2025, 12:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought you had something here didn't you, sociopath. please donate your brain to science

18/8/2025, 11:00:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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special request a bottle every time my friend visits her family back in Costa Rica. now my pantry never without at least 2 bottles...so good

18/8/2025, 2:12:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE and police depts everywhere thrilled at the dog killing possibilities of this ticket

17/8/2025, 10:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

17/8/2025, 2:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it really is...sorry i should have left that buried as to not scar you and others 😩

16/8/2025, 9:22:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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literally all i think about every time I'm forced to remember she continues to breathe

Tweet by Bethany Mandel showing the inside of a face mask worn by her for one day. It is disgustingly stained brown like a used cigarette filter. Nasty lady.
16/8/2025, 9:03:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's like a Furby with an evil-ish smile? that's all I've been unfortunate though to absorb

15/8/2025, 10:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

15/8/2025, 4:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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congrats on doing a lil fascist propaganda as a treat

15/8/2025, 2:40:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly a "he's only 99% Hitler we gotta vote for him against actual Hitler!" brainpower here

15/8/2025, 1:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my local car dealership announces they won't sell condoms, huge W for the pro-natalist activists and a massive L for reproductive freedom activists everywhere fucking clown ass propaganda paper 🚮

15/8/2025, 12:57:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just saw an ad on TV of completely AI generated "people" selling some kind of "less-than-lethal" defense weapon that appears as nothing more than an open banana truly one of the most sicko evil things I've ever seen

15/8/2025, 12:14:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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conservatives are so addicted to their perceived superiority that if they detect even the *hint* of equality or egalitarianism near them they react abusively to whoever dare utter such blasphemy in their presence utter psychos

13/8/2025, 10:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also "..the goal is to sell more products.." yeah, show me a company that doesn't have that goal. there's more under that rock

13/8/2025, 10:20:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i keep my phone perpetually on SILENT (unless expecting important call) so it doesn't disturb me. A tabletop ipad bobbing up and down to get my attention - or interjecting into a conversation? evil. straight to the trash.

13/8/2025, 10:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hard to call the race of "biggest con artists in American history" in Musk va Trump.

13/8/2025, 3:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...no...jfc

13/8/2025, 12:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to a single episode of Economic Update w/ Prof Wolff would cause the people who make these claims brains to explode I'm so tired

12/8/2025, 9:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oo a leathery string. luxurious

12/8/2025, 6:45:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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our mayor (blue city in a blue county fwiw) literally said "crime locally is lower than it's been in a long time but if residents don't FEEL that way then it's pointless" lmao fucking shoot me in the head

11/8/2025, 6:38:34 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what I'm reading is that 85% DON'T come from powering & HVAC for homes. So maybe let's focus on that 85% yeah?

10/8/2025, 2:11:07 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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my eyes rolled so far back into my skull when this ad popped up. wonder if they count shitting out your intestinal lining as part of the digestive health benefits.

An unhinged YouTube ad for
10/8/2025, 1:02:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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getting tall

Penny standing up on her hind legs on my kitchen counter (sigh), showing how tall she is. She's enjoying the BirderKing YouTube channel on a small TV mounted a few feet above her head.
9/8/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

9/8/2025, 12:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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swap out the sour cream for burnt ends & bbq sauce tho 👀

9/8/2025, 4:43:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cup of ketchup w/ fries pre-dunked is psycho

9/8/2025, 12:18:46 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

ChatGPT 5
8/8/2025, 12:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no more owners

7/8/2025, 1:10:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr Network

7/8/2025, 1:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stanley Tucci saying to Bill Murray
7/8/2025, 4:40:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*extremely wet juicy fart noise*

6/8/2025, 9:58:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sure, Jan

6/8/2025, 4:24:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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calling people who live their lives exactly the same as they did as recently as a year or two ago "AI Vegans" is some smoothbrain slop an AI probably helped with lmao

6/8/2025, 1:08:13 PM | 57 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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finally, some good news

6/8/2025, 12:55:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter post by @peterokii:
6/8/2025, 12:50:26 PM | 39 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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and nothing of value was lost

6/8/2025, 12:39:27 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a terrible day to have eyes

6/8/2025, 3:07:56 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GDI I hate SAP with a passion and I dont even have to USE it in my role. It just shits downstream to us and we have to clean up so much of it 😩

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