The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
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Alternate headline: Don't eat shrimp from Walmart.
aug 19, 2025, 5:39 pm • 11 2 • view
I thought they shut down the FDA? The FDA needs to MYOB, I can eat radioactive shrimp if I want to! I’m American, I got rights! /s 🙄
aug 19, 2025, 5:18 pm • 107 3 • view
Dumpster dive behind participating walmarts!
aug 19, 2025, 8:41 pm • 4 0 • view
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOM!
aug 19, 2025, 8:45 pm • 3 0 • view
And wash it down with raw milk!
aug 20, 2025, 1:44 am • 3 0 • view
RFK Jr: Making America healthy again, one radioactive isotope at a time...🤦♀️
aug 19, 2025, 8:36 pm • 6 0 • view
Lol. You win the internet today.
aug 19, 2025, 6:06 pm • 11 1 • view
😄😅 ...said every MAGA fool ever!
aug 19, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
i could see someone like mr beast holding a challenge where they sample very expensive radioactive shrimp for $1 million each and they all get tongue warts like a month later
aug 19, 2025, 6:52 pm • 4 0 • view
I like where this is heading! Somebody’s going to be YouTube Famous! With tongue cancer!
aug 19, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Boom.
aug 20, 2025, 12:26 pm • 1 0 • view
How...does that happen? HOW? 😆
aug 19, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 1 • view
Maybe RFK Jr got an answer
aug 19, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
woooooohooooooo!!! maybe we can have super shrimp powers!! 🤣🤣😂😐😭😱
aug 19, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Chow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.
aug 19, 2025, 6:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Eha Wut?
aug 19, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
You can eat, you just need to wait 70,000 years
aug 19, 2025, 5:20 pm • 221 3 • view
“Only” a few hundred years for this particular radionuclide
aug 19, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 19, 2025, 6:04 pm • 6 0 • view
This is the funniest post I've seen in a long time.
aug 19, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
that's what freezers are for
aug 19, 2025, 6:21 pm • 2 0 • view
ROFL
aug 19, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
[quick google] Where are we at on barium-137 though?
aug 19, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
So uh who's gonna let themselves get bitten by a radioactive shrimp. Maybe we can get a shrimpman to save us all in this horrid world
aug 21, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
cool i wanna but some
aug 19, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
🤦🏿♂️
aug 19, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Did not have Radioactive Shrimp on my bingo card for 2025.
aug 19, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
My deepest shrimpathies
aug 19, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Bah! The FDA has no fucking idea what is going on. They don’t have any actual scientists working there anymore.
aug 20, 2025, 1:17 am • 3 0 • view
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my system blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age Whoa-oh-oh, oh, oh, whoa-oh-oh, oh, oh Shrimp's radioactive, radioactive
aug 20, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Stop shopping at Walmart, use small local grocery stores.
aug 19, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
best citrus-free ceviche out there
aug 19, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Looks lethal even without being radioactive.
aug 19, 2025, 9:29 pm • 5 0 • view
Why do you need regulations when you can have radioactive shrimp (or prawns)?
aug 19, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
this is why I don't buy meat from Walmart
aug 19, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Pescatarians next week:
aug 19, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Will I gain super powers?! 🤔
aug 19, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Tails, meet Radioactive Shrimp.
aug 19, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 1 • view
This, my friends, is why we need to fund government & not give tax cuts to the rich! Please explain this to any #Republican you know! #Health #Science #FDA
aug 19, 2025, 5:35 pm • 2 0 • view
I am never eating sea food again. Full period. Not until we stopped producing nuclear waste an piling it up or rather straight up throwing it out into the sea. Fuck Us.
aug 19, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Strange, you’d think this current government would endorse eating raw & frozen shrimp with radiation in it.
aug 19, 2025, 6:10 pm • 6 0 • view
RFK jr: *Enthusiastic gargle*
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 7 0 • view
“Yes, Bobby, you may have another serving of raw, frozen shrimp with radiation. Don’t let us stop you.”
aug 19, 2025, 6:15 pm • 5 0 • view
“RFK Jr. touts health benefits of raw, radioactive Walmart shrimp after personally consuming 27 pounds of product.”
aug 19, 2025, 6:19 pm • 6 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Blinky the three eyed fish.
aug 19, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
RFK Jr would eat it.
aug 19, 2025, 7:40 pm • 8 0 • view
Glad I don't eat 🦐
aug 19, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Funny how anti-vaxxers listen to THESE scientists. Why don’t they just buy more and eat all the shrimp so they can build a healthy tolerance? That doesn’t work?? You don’t say…
aug 19, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Definitely "Great Value" in the sense of getting more than you paid for...
aug 19, 2025, 6:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Radioactive shrimp was not on my 2025 bingo card
aug 20, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
Don’t eat anything from Walmart
aug 19, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Radioactive shrimp were not on my bingo card.
aug 19, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 1 • view
With the job cuts going on what happens when FDA stops these warnings?
aug 19, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Is it from Fukushima, or the Bikini Atolls?
aug 20, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Surprised they're even telling us
aug 19, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Would eating it give one super powers? Is this the origin story of Prawnman ?
aug 19, 2025, 9:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Remember the Japanese nuclear meltdowns? It only takes 30,000 years to clean it up.
aug 19, 2025, 6:24 pm • 3 1 • view
Cobalt 60 is the same way, It's bad now. Used in Cancer killing equipment due to it's lethality. Also used in Salted Nukes for the same reason. 200 yr minimum for humans to visit for a while. Hours. Just floating around in the atmosphere giving people cancer. Don't forget those 928 detonations in Nv
aug 19, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Strontium-90 It has a 29-year half-life, which means that it can take hundreds of years to decay to what some would say was a negligible level. Exposure in water and food may increase bone cancer and leukemia. ( This element loves getting into people's bones! ) Resulting from above ground testing.
aug 19, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Counterpoint: bsky.app/profile/hulc...
aug 19, 2025, 8:42 pm • 9 0 • view
🍌🍌🍌 🦐🦐🦐
aug 19, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Who can trust anything that comes out of the FDA now? I will take my chances with radioactive shrimp rather than radioactive recommendations from RFK
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
This aquaman reboot sucks shit.
aug 19, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I assume whoever issued this warning is being fired from the FDA and replaced with someone from the radioactive isotope industry.
aug 19, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
“ Maybe it’s not healthy but you are glowing, more shrimp?”
aug 20, 2025, 1:07 pm • 1 0 • view
How??
aug 19, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 4:00 am • 3 0 • view
Go vegan
aug 19, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG that was not about it.. now there's Radioactive Isotope shrimp!!!!
aug 19, 2025, 6:02 pm • 9 0 • view
🤣
aug 21, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Damn.
aug 19, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
So we get a batch of new Mutants to save the world. Usually some powers reflect the personality... so MAGA, could be SuperAssholeMan or woman?
aug 19, 2025, 5:25 pm • 4 0 • view
Forget about the shrimp. Why had cesium-137 been in the containers beforehand? AFAIK it can be used to make dirty bombs.
aug 19, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that from the nuked water dumped in the oceans from Fukishima?
aug 19, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
PT. Bahari Makmur Sejati, Indonesian food company. A bit stunning that total skepticism is honest first reaction to any press release from trump/rfkj's FDA. Is this another tariff? What are they really about w/this message? And cesium is just rolling around in containers now? Dirty bomb prep?
aug 20, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
OK there's also radioactive wasps. this year is just awful.
aug 20, 2025, 2:42 am • 2 0 • view
Explains a lot.
aug 19, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
You know RFK is eating the fuck out of these.
aug 19, 2025, 7:43 pm • 8 0 • view
🎯
aug 21, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
WOKENESS IS WHEN NO RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES!!!!
aug 19, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Shrimpman, Shrimpman, does whatever a shrimp can
aug 19, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 1 • view
OMG! And Trump Administration Food and Drug doesn't feel it necessary to inspect foods that are sold here. Who knows what's going to happen with someone's health that has already consumed this shrimp????????????? I wish I was younger. I would grow all my food on my property. At least I'd stay alive
aug 20, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
The scary part of anything coming from FDA is I already don’t trust information coming from the trump administration. Not that I’d eat shrimp anyway… but it pertains to pretty much everything his rancid cabal says.
aug 19, 2025, 9:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Got that V 💪
aug 21, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Well HELLO, super-powers! Finally
aug 19, 2025, 5:48 pm • 5 1 • view
Most likely just cancer. 🤷🏼♂️
aug 19, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
The radioactive shrimp gotta be biloxi’s minor league team name
aug 19, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Another RFK Jr special. Yum.
aug 19, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 6:27 pm • 2 0 • view
It's only in like 6 states, it's not all states and all Walmarts.
aug 20, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
Lucky you still have the FDA…
aug 19, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
did a whistleblower leak this? or it it an actual press release from the FDA, because it must be really really bad if the trump administration is letting them release this
aug 19, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
No one is getting radiation burns or radiation sickness from this level of Cs-137. The problem would be mutagenesis and cancer in the long term due to exposure of soft tissues to ionizing radiation from ingested Cs 137. Cs tends to accumulate in milk so nursing mothers should be extra cautious.
aug 20, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
So.... It's SAFE in municipal Waste? Not a good idea, either. Send it back to Walmart
aug 20, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Nope. Should be separated from normal waste as it's an element, is mobile and acts like potassium in cells so enters the food chain. However, it has only a 30 year half life, so it can be stored until it decays sufficiently (~150 years -- as opposed to some isotopes which take thousands of years).
aug 20, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
if the shrimp is radioactive what does that mean for the rest of the walmart
aug 19, 2025, 5:43 pm • 4 2 • view
Only in America. This is what you get when you don't have any food safety regulations.
aug 19, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
😳😲
aug 19, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
What the actual fuck?
aug 19, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Send Kennedy Jnr 2 boxes of it.
aug 19, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t have to pay Sam Altman to see atoms colliding.
aug 19, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
You want Zoidberg? Because that's how you get Zoidberg
aug 19, 2025, 5:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Heres a Geiger counter with your shrimp cocktail. Enjoy.
aug 19, 2025, 6:11 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 19, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
But we can get superpowers… 😂
aug 19, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Doh!!
aug 19, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
target's boycott was earned but walmart has ALWAYS been a problem, why they started getting that target money is beyond me
aug 19, 2025, 6:04 pm • 3 0 • view
Thats a big problem with boycotts when we live in hell
aug 20, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Are we winning yet?
aug 20, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/laur...
aug 19, 2025, 5:29 pm • 29 1 • view
How does this happen?
aug 20, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
Walmart sucks and doesn't give a shit about its workers?
aug 24, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
RFK Jr. will eat it.
aug 19, 2025, 6:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Well now,let's consider the possibility of gaining super powers from eating it.
aug 19, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 1 • view
Made a spontaneous purchase of an unhinged novelty mug off Tiktok about a year ago. Think I should serve some shrimp cocktail out of it or is it too soon??
aug 20, 2025, 3:47 am • 6 0 • view
Pretty nails!💞 And, why wait? Stupid Hitler 2.0 might drop some full on nukes on our head so what's a little radioactivity?☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️
aug 24, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
Why not? My immune system can handle it.
aug 19, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
So…. Where did this come from and how did it get into the shrimp? Are they prawns now?
aug 19, 2025, 5:28 pm • 11 0 • view
Better than Godzilla I guess?
aug 19, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 1 • view
I always thought Godzilla was just misunderstood. Mothra, however, was bad news.
aug 19, 2025, 5:53 pm • 5 0 • view
But shrimp taste better is what I intended. Godzilla is gamey.
aug 19, 2025, 5:54 pm • 3 1 • view
Absolutely.
aug 19, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Mothra sent out the warning! The news is bad all by itself.
aug 19, 2025, 8:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Half-life of 30 years; most likely from Fukushima.
aug 19, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Fukushima?
aug 19, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we supposed to eat these instead of taking vaccines?
aug 20, 2025, 12:50 am • 2 0 • view
@juhbugbug.bsky.social você à frente do seu tempo, como sempre
aug 22, 2025, 6:45 pm • 1 0 • view
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
aug 23, 2025, 10:07 am • 0 0 • view
Good thing I don't shop there anymore.
aug 19, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you want Godzilla? Because this is how you get Godzilla.
aug 19, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm most surprised that we still have an FDA and that it hasn't been turned into a crypto mining business...yet.
aug 19, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
It has been hard to distinguish The Onion articles and the rest of the mainstream media lately.
aug 19, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
“Listen up liberals, we’re poisoning the food supply”
aug 20, 2025, 3:35 pm • 4 0 • view
East Coast cities ship their trash to.... Arkansas. Take THAT, Walmart
aug 20, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
This is good because the previous issue older shoppers had with them was "I don't buy anything from China!" when they actually came from Vietnam.
aug 19, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
What 😭
aug 19, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
🙄🇺🇸 Would not of happened under Biden it's Trumps FDA now 😉
aug 19, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
If the current regimes FDA is putting out the warning, it must be bad.
aug 19, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Surprisingly, no bsky.app/profile/hulc...
aug 19, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Must have been contaminated by someone from RFKjr's office!
aug 19, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
In modern times we somehow allow radioactive isotopes and food products to interact. Good job, humans. Very efficient system.
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Shopping at Walmart is known to expose shoppers to random shooters. Being exposed to potentially radioactive seafood is another risk factor for shoppers at Walmart. ☠️
aug 19, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
@ futurecanoe
aug 19, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG I ate that shit
aug 19, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
How the F did this happen?
aug 19, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Good chance for 80's rock supergroup The Firm to revive their hit song "Radioactive"
aug 19, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
thank goodness I don't eat shellfish anymore
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d avoid their rotisserie chickens too. My dog and I both got terrible food poisoning last week.
aug 19, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
How neat is that??
aug 19, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Beware of Shrimpium 238. Way more lethal than the 235 isotope.
aug 19, 2025, 11:37 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m getting to the stage where I’m afraid to eat!
aug 19, 2025, 5:24 pm • 9 0 • view
So long as you're making informed decisions about your food, you should be fine. Besides, the effects will most likely be benign, and they've already flagged it, to have it squared away. Even an administration as fucked up as this one still has to maintain an image with the general public. 🫂🧡🦝
aug 19, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m also afraid to eat because people don’t wash their hands. I watch. It’s gross.
aug 19, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, u right about that! Servers are legally required to wear gloves & wash their hands throughly prior to serving any kind of food, and depending upon what the size of your household is, you might be safe simply preparing your food from home.
aug 19, 2025, 6:38 pm • 4 0 • view
this is what I do almost exclusively. it's cheaper, and you know exactly what you put in there!
aug 20, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
But Microplastics are now unavoidable in all foods. In addition to what people generally understand by the term, tire wear was and is a cause. We eat the equivalent of one credit card per year. Adults now have a teaspoonful of in their brains.
aug 20, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
and that was before today!
aug 19, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I've thought of drop shipping from europe (?!) and talking to local farmers
aug 20, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
What the fk?
aug 19, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
this is how Shrimp Jesus becomes real
aug 20, 2025, 1:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Didn’t have “radioactive frozen shrimp from Walmart” on my bingo card
aug 19, 2025, 5:46 pm • 36 1 • view
It was my favorite “vs Godzilla” flick from the 70’s.
aug 19, 2025, 5:53 pm • 12 0 • view
Sure, why not. Any day now the 3 headed dragon should be attacking.
aug 19, 2025, 5:18 pm • 15 0 • view
So it glows in the dark, big whoop.
aug 19, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Wal-Mart, a new immersive experience by Meow Wolf
aug 19, 2025, 9:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Recall? Ffs
aug 19, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s certainly a glowing review!
aug 20, 2025, 9:06 am • 2 0 • view
Don’t let the Woke FDA tell you what shrimp red blooded Americans can and cannot eat STFU and eat every last shrimp in your local Walmart
aug 20, 2025, 6:58 am • 0 0 • view
I know people hate to see stuff like this, but this is an indication that the system is working and catching stuff. Give it two years and we'll reminisce on the good old days when we were warned what's in our food
aug 19, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
this feels like a joke from an adult cartoon to look at. lovelove love this sm this is great. this sucks.
aug 19, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah I bet you'd get lousy powers once you eat these and turn into Shrimp-Man
aug 19, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
PSA 🚫🍤
aug 19, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn't have Radioactive Shrimp anywhere on my Bingo card! 🍤
aug 19, 2025, 9:58 pm • 7 0 • view
Yikes! ☢️
aug 19, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
MAHA is very successful.
aug 21, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
The most surprising news is that FDA is still functioning as it should be after all the 3,500 staff laid off.
aug 19, 2025, 6:18 pm • 25 3 • view
was it luck? On that finding ☢️ ?
aug 19, 2025, 8:35 pm • 4 0 • view
But WHAT are they missing?? And how too-late will it be, when we find out?
aug 19, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Agree. But will the people at FDA who shared the warning be fired today? 😭
aug 21, 2025, 3:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Good point!
aug 21, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 5:36 pm • 17 2 • view
To the surprise of no one, RFK Jr. promotes radioactive shrimp. “With electricity costs skyrocketing, glowing is really helpful”
aug 19, 2025, 9:37 pm • 3 1 • view
This is the bad place
aug 19, 2025, 5:46 pm • 17 0 • view
🧑🍳 💋 No notes.
aug 19, 2025, 7:08 pm • 4 0 • view
Well, if it glows in the dark, that might be helpful?
aug 19, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
www.fda.gov/food/alerts-...
aug 19, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
How did the ship get contaminated in the first place?
aug 19, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Ohhhh i dont know if we really wanna know
aug 20, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
This from the country that accuses Britain of having poor food standards 🤷🙄
aug 19, 2025, 9:40 pm • 4 0 • view
The UK: Food looks awful, often tastes awful, is safe to eat The US: Looks good, tastes good, is often very dangerous to eat
aug 19, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds about right.
aug 20, 2025, 11:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Though you often can't tell with the latter until you wind up on the toilet.
aug 20, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Or in hospital, saying goodbye to your retirement fund.
aug 21, 2025, 5:17 am • 1 0 • view
👽
aug 19, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
😳
aug 19, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The Bubba Trump Shrimp Co.
aug 20, 2025, 1:56 am • 6 0 • view
Geiger counters on sale at Amazon, for as low as $56.98! a.co/d/40EQ5U6
aug 19, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 1 • view
I think "don't eat shrimp from Walmart" goes without saying.
aug 19, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s my birthday and this is my kaiju fever dream😂
aug 19, 2025, 6:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Interesting, but what is source of Cesium-137? It's not this.
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 1 • view
Now, how can this be "great value" when they'll send you to the hospital for cancer treatment/radiation poisoning. Imagine UnitedHealthcare & consider THE COST SAVINGS... I wonder if RFK JR can work a Geiger counter... -ONE.💯
aug 19, 2025, 5:24 pm • 5 2 • view
youtu.be/vJao1u2uBqY
aug 19, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
SINGS LOUDLY, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES... !!! -ONE.💯
aug 19, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I work in the radiation field an love this song!
aug 19, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
It on sale this week!
aug 19, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Junior will get to the bottom of this ! He will fire whom ever leak this report! They will be reprimanded for there actions! Thank you for your attention to this matter. RFKjr.
aug 19, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes JR sure will! GEIGER COUNTER & ALL! He'll swim in a pool of RADIOACTIVE CONTAMINATION! As for Walmart, THINK OF THE COST SAVINGS!!! www.walmart.com/browse/food/... -ONE.💯😂😂😂
aug 19, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
YOU THINK IT AIN'T!? -ONE.💯😂😂😂
aug 19, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Are we getting Kaiju? 😍 Given the state of things thus far this year, giant, acid breathing shrimp ramaging US cities would be a pleasant distraction. 🏦🔥🏢🏨💥🦐⛪️🏢🏫🔥
aug 19, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Radioactive Man!
aug 19, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
But what if it gives you superpowers?…
aug 19, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
RFK Jr says 'STOCK UP!'
aug 19, 2025, 5:20 pm • 8 0 • view
Radioactive Isotope? In this Trump Economy?? @phillewis.bsky.social
aug 19, 2025, 5:17 pm • 64 4 • view
turmp always gives more than you asked for! “87% more radioactive isotopes, ABSOLUTELY FREE!”.
aug 19, 2025, 5:20 pm • 63 3 • view
87%? Try 700, 800, 500 or 1500%
aug 19, 2025, 5:54 pm • 24 0 • view
Can it get any better?!?! I’m so excited!
aug 19, 2025, 5:56 pm • 9 1 • view
Raw milk counteracts the effects though
aug 19, 2025, 5:46 pm • 26 1 • view
Hahaha. Good one.
aug 21, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
(Taps temple) Can’t die from radiation sickness if I die from salmonella poisoning first!
aug 20, 2025, 1:01 am • 8 0 • view
aug 20, 2025, 5:30 pm • 2 0 • view
GREAT VALUE! FREE CANCER WITH EVERY PURCHASE!! Seems like all of America these days eh.
aug 19, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Great value. Isotopes come free!!!
aug 19, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Does it still need to be washed before cooking? 🤔
aug 19, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
(Yes, I know Pepe is a king prawn rather than a shrimp.)
aug 19, 2025, 5:36 pm • 13 3 • view
This gives a whole new meaning to "secondary burn".
aug 19, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Nothing to see here- just some people might already be radioactive like in the Simpsons
aug 19, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we sure this isn’t just a special order from RFK Jr for some of his favorite “hot”shrimp that got mixed in with the food supplies for us peasants?
aug 19, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Okay, make that two reasons why I don’t shop at Walmart.
aug 19, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
But I was told many times that regulations were tyranny because companies would be extra sure they weren't selling dangerous products. 🤔
aug 19, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm sure RFK JR is good with it. Sell it
aug 20, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING FOR ME
aug 19, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
This is a superhero origin story waiting to happen.
aug 19, 2025, 6:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Thanks for the information; I did not have that on my bingo card for this year.
aug 19, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
So is someone smuggling nuclear materials in shrimp? 🍤
aug 20, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
if you are buying shrimp at Walmart you are already doing it wrong....
aug 20, 2025, 1:10 am • 6 0 • view
Leaking scuttled nuclear subs. Just great.
aug 19, 2025, 5:19 pm • 8 0 • view
Not a problem I haven’t set foot into a Walmart since they donated to Trump
aug 19, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
The Nanny State still telling me what to do with my own body? I thought Bobby K shut down that jobs program at the Federal Diaper Agency. I'll have you know, it's my God-given right to eat a Cesium-137 cocktail with or without horseradish sauce, and gov't can pry it off my very cold, very tiny fork.
aug 19, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
If you eat three you will be fine. If you eat five you will get cancer. If you eat four? Spider-man powers.
aug 19, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
shrimp allergies stay winning
aug 19, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh.
aug 19, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
These shrimp get glowing reviews.
aug 19, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
good god
aug 19, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
I wouldn't buy shrimp at Walmart in any case. Here in TX, we have a Walmart killer. HEB. And they're going straight at Walmart. For example, this new HEB is right across the street from a Walmart Superstore... www.mysanantonio.com/business/art...
aug 20, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
Manor gave Walmart a 10-year exclusive. The 10 years is up, and now HEB is out to sink Walmart in Manor. I lived in Manor during the pandemic, when the coming HEB was just a rumor. Manor residents are frickin' thrilled that they're getting an HEB. HEB is going to kick Walmart's ass. Easily.
aug 20, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
What the hell is a bag of shrimp doing near a radioactive isotope?
aug 19, 2025, 5:35 pm • 35 0 • view
Have you ever wonder why McDonald fries never decompose & slowly turns into plastic?
aug 19, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
My dog, who eats cat 💩 for treats, won’t touch a McDonald’s French fry.
aug 19, 2025, 7:16 pm • 3 0 • view
🤮🚽
aug 19, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow 😮
aug 19, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
So I don't remember much from food microbiology but they did talk about using radioactive materials of some kind to kill microbes and parasites in shrimp. The radioactive material isn't supposed to actually come into physical contact with the shrimp itself though.
aug 19, 2025, 8:13 pm • 16 1 • view
![Screen shot of a Wikipedia page. It says: Not Radioactive, Irradiated food does not become radioactive; only particle energies that are incapable of causing significant induced radioactivity are used for food irradiation. In the United States this limit is 4 mega electron volts (MEV) for electron beams and x-ray sources—cobalt-60 or caesium-137 sources are never energetic enough to induce radioactivity. Particles below this energy can never be energetic enough to modify the nucleus of the targeted atom in the food, regardless of how many particles hit the target material, and so radioactivity can not be induced.[23]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ou34rkyctthxsfitinqwrart/bafkreicymljmyha5dkgvu677hzki277ijtmcl7sfivjpljnwcxdnvypwse@jpeg)
It’s true that food irradiation doesn’t make food radioactive. Contamination from a cesium-137 source used in food irradiation, however, could cause something like this. It is very unlikely but could occur in very negligent conditions with systemic safety & monitoring failures on the part
aug 19, 2025, 10:40 pm • 23 0 • view
of the company & regulators imo. The amount of Cs contamination that was detected on the shrimp isn’t a substantial threat to health by itself, but the fact that it’s there at all tells us that the conditions the shrimp were stored or processed in are not fit for products for human consumption.
aug 19, 2025, 10:40 pm • 17 0 • view
Pretty much sums up WalMart.
aug 20, 2025, 10:15 am • 0 0 • view
The US maintains a system of radiation detectors at ports of entry specifically because other countries may fail to maintain radiological safety and control. So, while this should have never gotten so far as to be detected at the port, the US side of radiological safety is working as intended here.
aug 19, 2025, 10:40 pm • 11 0 • view
It sounds like the food already hit the shelves, though, instead of being stopped at the port.
aug 20, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
“At this time, no product that has tested positive or alerted for Cesium-137 (Cs-137) has entered the U.S. commerce. FDA is working with distributors and retailers that received product…after the date of first detection of Cs-137… from shipments that did not alert for Cs-137”
aug 20, 2025, 1:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Well that's good. This is just about being extra cautious then, I guess.
aug 20, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, the caution is warranted imo, but it’s probable no one in the US has actually been harmed imo. By the Cs anyway. The recall also mentions that the Cs detection indicates the conditions it was handled & stored in aren’t up to food safety standards.
aug 20, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Of course not detected isn’t the same as not contaminated; no way to know for sure until more of it is intercepted and tested. But Cs is easy to detect in very small amounts (it releases strong and characteristic gamma waves) when you’re looking for it and have the right equipment.
aug 20, 2025, 1:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Yay Europe still has better food standards
aug 20, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
And the FDA appears to be taking this seriously and investigating the failures that made it possible for radioactive cesium to come into contact with food.
aug 19, 2025, 10:40 pm • 13 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m sure there’s no connection between these shrimp and the primary isotopes that have been leaking from Fukushima for 14 years and continue to leak today. Right?
aug 19, 2025, 10:49 pm • 3 1 • view
Who knows?
aug 19, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
They don't want you eating the green glowing hulk shrimp because it's delicious
aug 19, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Because Spiderman is cool, but Shrimpboy is just sad and weird.
aug 19, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 0 • view
So, where did the caesium 137 come from?
aug 19, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
It gets a glowing recommendation from me…
aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 3 0 • view
Uh .. say WHAT? "If you have ... purchased ... shrimp from Walmart that matches this description, *throw it away,"* the FDA said... Radioactive Waste is a hazardous material.. why should ANYONE put it in municipal waste? Send it BACK... to Walmart. They should have vetted the source better.
aug 20, 2025, 7:04 pm • 3 0 • view
is this a kaiju origin story?
aug 20, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
So how did it get contaminated in the first place?
aug 21, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view