Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2pm?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2pm?
My friend in b-school used to date a Catalan woman. Once a year her father would drive from Barcelona to Madrid to pee on Franco’s grave and then drive back. He would basically only spend money on gas on the way so as not to support the non-Catalan economy. I get that level of hate now
One thing I’d like to understand for context is, what are the comps for Twitter? Is it a secular social media thing?
When I was in Croatia last week I was talking with a bunch of random people and they (people from UK, Oz, Europe) all said they would love to come here but they’re worried about getting imprisoned at the airport
Gary, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
I dunno. I find it funny that people in states like Montana complain about transplants, especially from California, coming in and elected a transplant from California and one from Minnesota as their two senators over locals
Me before: Be a SAHP or work who cares? Me now: Bitch, get a job
What is wrong with these people
There was a rumor of a Melania sighting there earlier this weekend
Feels wrong that they have a new system on Mario’s 40 year and no native Mario game
No defense is a flex of its own
And Maryland is next. And you know they have those ready by the gross
Demand fell through the floor because people didn’t want to fly. The drops weren’t all because of government mandates. A lot of people made decisions when they saw images of body bags stacking up
I’m a Raiders fan, I hope you’re right. I’ve just found that betting on the good times rolling with an undervalued bet leaves me in the black more than betting on the hyped rookie. That said, with older vets it could go sour fast
So were Gibbs and Bijan and you’d have been better off taking an established old dude over them in the first round during their rookie seasons. Plus, the Raiders line is mid at best compared to GB, Philly and Baltimore
The complete silence by all the mainstream press is the weirdest part of all of this
Wait Jeanty over Saquon, Henry and Jacobs? Don’t do that
Don’t take a QB or TE in the first 2.5 rounds (assuming it’s a 1 QB league of 12 or fewer players).
This is basically all female non-revenue college sport NIL
But there was a similarly large constituency that wanted schools closed. That wasn’t the case for bars. That’s partly because bar attendance is optional
My favorite was seeing someone hit a low clearance sign, not getting the hint and continuing on until they reached the overpass
I might be able to afford to get into Warhammer
Should Tapper and Thompson, at the very least, be freaking out about this?
The thing is, if the line doesn’t get better, it will matter.
And of those 6, 3* were led by first time starters. Two without any real experience * Yeah Arch had the starts agains ULM and state
And with all that Notre Dame is a scorpion kick INT and a miracle catch away from winning
I want to see Michael Irvin in pink pants saying, “Alright alright alright”
Don’t jinx it yet.
Up a TD, ND can’t stop the run, so Mario outs on his late game thinking cap and doesn’t run the ball
It is
Big if true
Alright D, time to do your job
I came into today worried about Carr. He’s been fine, shocked that the DL is the issue
Tidy Nick?
I thought about this a little and I’m even more annoyed. There were probably at least a half dozen same sex parents with their kids at the same fucking showing he was at
TBH, this looks like a normal, “are we doing a fist bump or high five” mismatch
This also shows what a fucking moronic own goal it was by Bowser to thank the president and praise him for the reduction in crime. Now it’s going to be a talking point and a club that every governor/mayor will be hit over the head with. Fuck that
I get being mad though. I was mad when my son found out about gay couples because he told me, “Freya is lucky, she has two moms instead of a mom and a dad.” And I was like, “What the fuck do you mean by that?” 🤣
The thing I don’t understand is how a movie was his kids’ first encounter with a same sex couple. My kids knew about same sex couples when they were 4 or 5 because they had classmates with same sex parents.
Oh I know. It was transitive revenge
Kelly and Alabama fans
I think the apex of suffering would be. 1) Make LSU a playoff team 2) DeBoer getting fired 3) Kelly as the new Alabama HC
Donald Ducking has the ambiguity of not wearing pants normally, but wrapping a towel around your waist after a shower
This is why I’m mad that we’re playing tomorrow. I can’t handle one day of pure schaudenfreude and then one day of stress. I need to balance my humors
Wasn’t the Georgia Tech-Colorado game yesterday revenge for one of those?
Vandy
Plus this
This what Saturdays are for, 30% hoping for joy for your team, 70% hate for your enemies
That’s just good Christian football
As bad as the DeBoer era has been, it’s hard to think of many better potential hires. He was fresh off of taking UW to the Natty and was the hot coach
The next stage is play calling on 3rd down like you expect to go for it on 4th down? 3rd and 5? We’re running it up the middle
I suspect the House settlement and longer term contracts will settle it. We’re still in very early days of players getting paid.
That is an improvement. Last year they only beat one FBS team
Oh agree. But that was more on Arch than the receiver. Just bad all around.
It was a bad pass behind him
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8 for 17 104 yards and 1 INT. 4 for 23 yards rushing
That’s the wide receiver genes
He died doing what he loved, cheating at golf
This Temu ass body double is what happens when you get them in bulk
It’s been reported that he listens to Memory from Cats when he needs to be calmed down.
I thought it was Cats
Yet? 🤔
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team
Fort Lee is now Fort Tarleton. Thems the rules
Hegseth did put up a picture of Colonel Lee in the Pentagon, so he clearly loves losers
It’s week one, it’s time to lay out all your hopes and dreams
Don’t tease me River
Look at how Tron is livin
Isn’t the risk that liberals learn the lesson from this is that if you threaten these guys they’ll fold like cheap suits and start doing the same thing?
Why does Pudge look like a person and why is that person Andy Reid?
And Happy Gilmore. I now regret not including Wildcats as my football movie
This is the astrologer that predicted Biden would drop out and endorse Kamala. What are the odds?
What would happen if Trump started pressuring the house to impeach JD Vance?
It’s pretty brutal for OpenAI that every 3 days a new publication has a story about a murder/suicide with AI at the center of it
Major League The Replacements Semi-Pro Basketball is really lacking in the “scrappy band of misfits come together and somehow win” department
Honestly, I’d be hard pressed to guess if there would be more knives in his back from the R caucus than in his front from the Dems. My money would probably be in the back
Traded Micah Parsons for next to nothing
So is Boobdoc the pentagonpizza of pro sports trades?
Where are the Zaslav defenders now @seanfucious.bsky.social and @rivertam.bsky.social
The funny thing is, you could hit them on Israel from the other side. Especially on foreign aid
Oh yeah the research would be a massive undertaking that I wouldn’t expect from the committee. It was more of an idle thought of how his picks did vs just picking the expected winner.
I wonder how his picks compare to just picking the money line favorite
I’d be in. What’s LEON though?
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social calling Mac Tonight the sexual id of McDonaldland lives rent free in my head
Point 3 is somewhat academic because SCOTUS is overruling all of those judges and juries.
Does it? The “serious” magazines are full of hacks. National Review has more stories on the American Eagle ad campaign and Cracker Barrel than anything serious aside from Israel
They should call that the Randy Moss Award
If moving the game in South Bend from October to September is the price for keeping the rivalry game, I’m fine with accepting that. It’s annoying, but it’s not the worst outcome.
Best concert I have even been to
My company basically got rid of all managers managing 3 people or fewer. One of the downsides was that it became harder for ICs to ease into management.
I texted this to my friends and said “I’m eating the sack” and got this in response.
I feel like Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral need to swap, but aside from that immaculate.
