Zoomies are just stimming
Zoomies are just stimming
I saw that the official reason for the address was for announcing the movement of Space Force from Colorado to Alabama. But why would that even merit an Oval Office address?
@willsloanesq.bsky.social did you see Mort Rifkin is on Bill Maher’s podcast today
Did you move on yet
Buddy have I got great news for you, someone who is capable of making that happen.
I also attend a working-class rust-belt college but most of the students are unfortunately pretty gung-ho about AI and a lot of the professors have seemingly given up on trying to enforce anti-AI policies
Amazing you’ve been able to accomplish so much with the murder conviction constantly hanging over your head! What an inspiration!
How is “Elon Musk bullshits us again” an exclusive scoop
If a sandwich was thrown at me, I would re-evaluate the actions I took that led others to view me as someone worthy of sandwich violence.
I’d forgive his politics for Bridges of Madison County alone.
Good lord
I just want to read a silly comic after a long day at work :/
She had the type of bottom that could make a toilet beg for the brown.
Started thinking about Jake saying “I finally found a home” and started tearing up at work again
*walking up to a child reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid* you think you’re better than me?
Everyone who’s cool stole something in college. My friend had a “smoke ave” street sign he stole from campus hanging up in his apartment senior year.
Everyone needs something special to latch onto about what messed them up in childhood when in reality everyone’s childhood was messed up because childhood is just a messed up period in general.
You’re right. We shouldn’t do anything and just let bygones be bygones.
Mr. Whiskers, your silence on the Gaza genocide is deafening.
:(
I love My Bloody Valentine!
I just called piers Morgan a noxious dweeb what the fuck are you talking about
Do you ever have pleasant chats with friends or is it always debates with noxious dweebs
I like my real, living dog. He’s got fur and is very cute and he loves me lots.
Thank goodness he was able to see the Disturbed singer booed at the Black Sabbath tribute concert a few weeks ago.
Really dropping the ball by wearing a suit and tie rather than the sorcerer’s robes he so clearly already owns
It was so bad I have been unable to enjoy any piece of Star Wars since it came out. It killed all passion I had for its world and characters.
Can’t wait to Pokemon Go to the Polls
“I am this regime’s worst nightmare”—guy who is this regime’s ideal voter.
All the words in the world and he chose that combination
Considering they’ve done a 2.5-hr season finale, those runtimes aren’t out of the realm of possibility.
Poll experts are saying the best way to get votes is to be a condescending prick to people with genuine criticisms of the candidate.
If a politician is willing to throw one group under the bus to get ahead, he’ll throw others under the bus. Don’t vote for a politician who has no qualms about demonizing vulnerable groups. It’s not that hard.
You telling me the rich people who refuse to pay taxes want to move and not pay taxes somewhere else?
Was scrapping Coyote vs Acme after it was completed part of the 10-year plan or was that just for fun
I have often made that exact same face whenever a professor was lecturing on something I didn’t do the reading for.
That terminal cancer he’s got really needs to get to work.
Friend of show, friend of show
I don’t even remember what I got on the SAT. Once I got accepted to a school, all standardized test scores got memory holed
We should all take the culture and reorient it someplace else
What an evil person
Start an Orc mercenary group. Call it Diamond Orcs.
Saying “orcborn orphans left in the wake of the Orc Wars” three times fast to warm up before a speech.
Orc war…orc war never orc changes.
He’s so petty and terminally online because he has nothing else to do at work but fuck around on his phone and drink coffee.
Have you ever gone down to The Ridges in Athens, OH? Abandoned sanitarium, cemetery next to it filled with gravestones with patient numbers. It was one of my favorite places in college.
Fetterman is so much worse. He just had open contempt for everyone from his own staff to his own party.
Why does he capitalize every Noun
Oh I’ve got a lot of time with the first one, but I never finished. I got around 20 hours in before getting distracted by something else. Death Stranding is 100% my shit, I just have trouble finding the time for it
Oh no I should actually play the first one.
Who won the date with Tad?
I think part of it is that he’s just fucking bland. Not much to dunk on when all you care about is catholic esoterica and owning the libs.
Even as a kid I don’t think I ever saw a free floppy disk promotion.
Me after watching a parkour video for thee first time:
“The president (my friend)” oh is he your friend? Your best bud? Two peas in a pod? Just a couple of cads out on the town?
Atlas Shrugged and objectivism are just fancy ways for people to justify acting like children. “I don’t wanna share my toys”-ass ideology.
They are saying the dreamiest of cuties are terminally online
Buddy, the phantom thieves would disagree with you
C’mon man, read the room.
Yeah man idk what to tell you if you assume every republican voter is a clone of Stephen Miller.
Do you think the national guard is composed of Stephen Miller clones or something
Go away
Dude’s just got an intense skincare regimen.
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What’s your favorite post-white band? Mine’s Mogwai
Man, shut the fuck up
Couple goals 🥰
Scalia will be remembered for being more jowls than man
Ha ha we love our cheese steaks
Ok
Not every Trump voter is a supporter of mass deportation But every supporter of mass deportation voted for Trump
I hope he never knows a moment’s peace.
I should go to a con
What a sad person he turned out to be. Just pathetic in every conceivable way
I have seriously considered getting one of those throwback flip phones they can only text and call.
In my hometown (in Ohio), there was an abandoned church that got turned into a hair salon. They didn’t change anything about the building. It’s just called the Holy Hair Salon or something.
With pleasure!
Oh 🫥
I’m way too high for this :(
Chemo Joe is such a good nickname
Womp womp
Kern is such a scaredy cat, he can’t walk down the tool section at Home Depot for fear of coming across some hammers.
Grandma! :(
My friend told me this and I didn’t believe it.
Rip your civil rights but im different
This means the airport is stressed out/scared :(
I never even got asked to push him anywhere :/
As a member of their community, I can confirm we want more of that bullshit
None of this is true
How can you look yourself in the mirror Weird freak
Thirty years ago, yes. Thirty years ago.
Great campaign strategy, Carville
What an evil time we live in
But the onion is a comedy site.
