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Rohan Might Answer

@mprohan.bsky.social

Lawyer, Husband, Dad, Illini, Critical Thinker

created November 12, 2024

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MyPillow Guy: *sniff* “We’re back, baby!”

2/9/2025, 1:00:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Champaign IL it’s the Green Street viaduct. I’ve seen several trucks stuck there and most often they are rentals.

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1/9/2025, 2:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*walks into wall and catches fire*

29/8/2025, 7:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It ratchets up to extremely concerned about this and her poll numbers showing 71% of Mainers don’t want her back.

29/8/2025, 7:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that crowd and their supporters think only citizens have Constitutional rights.

28/8/2025, 2:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the convention over there where they put Town after some of the club names to answer the inevitable question “WTF is a Grimsby?”

27/8/2025, 7:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s very concerned. Won’t actually do anything about it, but deeply concerned (only when her vote doesn’t matter, otherwise she goes along with all the nonsense).

27/8/2025, 7:14:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Confident that any inside info he receives about other teams won’t benefit the Raiders because he wouldn’t know what to do with it?

27/8/2025, 12:37:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Covering up IV bruising?

22/8/2025, 11:11:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the trophy was never seen again.

22/8/2025, 5:18:12 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anything they would take exception to you only calling them “one of” the most corrupt.

22/8/2025, 5:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean prior administrations were looking to arrest a lot of their leaders for bribery, etc. Not anymore.

22/8/2025, 5:13:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Problem is the leadership of FIFA are just like these guys.

22/8/2025, 5:11:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine all the Ba-jah Fresh that would fit in there!

22/8/2025, 1:33:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doug Dimmadome helmet?

22/8/2025, 12:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*starts multi-million dollar aerodynamic carbon fiber horns project*

22/8/2025, 12:49:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Closing hundreds of locations the last seven years to own the libs!

22/8/2025, 12:40:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think they have one in Cancun.

22/8/2025, 12:23:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean the food isn’t THAT good. Or was eating there such a low point?

21/8/2025, 11:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They showed up to keep Zelenskyy from getting steamrolled.

19/8/2025, 5:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good of him to amplify to his followers what the media that they have been told to ignore are saying about him

18/8/2025, 12:38:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BA in Political Science, BA in Sociology and a JD, my esteemed colleague.

18/8/2025, 12:10:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What exactly is the blasphemous part of the first picture? Must be depicting Hogan in Heaven.

17/8/2025, 8:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, Red. JB won his 2 elections statewide by 16 and 13 points, and Trump lost statewide by 17, 17 and 11. You can't gerrymander statewide.

17/8/2025, 8:47:02 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 8:05:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be police reports then.

12/8/2025, 9:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But “the South will rise again!” 160 years later…

8/8/2025, 3:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve had iPhones that have lasted longer than the Confederacy, and that’s not saying much.

8/8/2025, 3:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see the current generation of Illini can throw down regardless of gender.

7/8/2025, 4:31:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well since it appears the average layman these days knows jack squat about science, why even ask them?

7/8/2025, 1:16:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well ballrooms tend to have bars in them.

6/8/2025, 5:34:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bert at 12. Never thought I’d see the day.

4/8/2025, 4:57:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nordberg doing a triple somersault launch off the upper deck really holds up too for some reason…

3/8/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Class by the Twins’ staff to assist with sending over the components of the entrance.

3/8/2025, 3:08:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I saw this I looked at the history for my B1G alma mater. They apparently broke that barrier in 1977, 48 years ago.

31/7/2025, 3:43:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s great, but maybe it shouldn’t have taken that long?

31/7/2025, 3:17:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joining his self-imposed ban from studying in the US.

31/7/2025, 1:20:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just trying to fathom how bad a lukewarm take out Bloomin’ Onion would be.

29/7/2025, 8:19:19 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, cutoff t-shirts it is...

27/7/2025, 9:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the vast majority of it was never presented to a grand jury.

27/7/2025, 1:30:43 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a serial killer.

27/7/2025, 1:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s literal money laundering, T!

22/7/2025, 2:35:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I saw it. I was a large red pitcher with legs who kept shouting ‘Oh yeah!’ for some reason.”

22/7/2025, 12:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meetings and meat sweats aren’t good for Bert’s diet.

22/7/2025, 11:27:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could, if you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how treason is defined.

21/7/2025, 3:42:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freedom for business leaders to run their businesses as they choose, and all that...

20/7/2025, 7:52:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same (declining) chain is posting billboards promoting 100% beef tallow fries. As if that is a selling point to the vast majority of the sane population of the country.

20/7/2025, 3:05:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. Grand jury material is a small fraction of the overall information -- they just present what they need to get the charges against the targets. Stuff mentioning other people is irrelevant. They don't just go through everything and point out stuff like "Hey, there's Donald Trump's name!"

20/7/2025, 1:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well “normally” it means to do something like put one of those sticky flags on it so it can be pulled out and reviewed further.

18/7/2025, 6:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pertinent and testimony will be doing a lot of work there.

18/7/2025, 2:28:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He thinks he matters. That’s cute.

18/7/2025, 1:19:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They knew this would happen and they published it anyway.

18/7/2025, 12:55:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something else no sitting president should be wasting their time on.

16/7/2025, 9:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For people dying that’s a pretty long time.

15/7/2025, 10:46:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the profile pic fits…

15/7/2025, 9:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get swole, that’s all I ask of you.

13/7/2025, 6:08:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking at you next, Jersey Mike’s…

13/7/2025, 5:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many involuntary facial tics or “Bless your hearts” have you received when sharing that news? (Not the Buckeye part.)

13/7/2025, 3:38:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their only weakness is the Sneaky Bert cheat code.

13/7/2025, 3:13:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for the companion article “I’m disconnecting from my helicopter Mom because I am an adult.”

13/7/2025, 3:03:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least the odds of the neighbors reading Business Insider are slim.

13/7/2025, 3:01:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And no one threatening to whip out a guitar.

13/7/2025, 2:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That might get them to back TF up, while shaking their head and muttering something about Papists and not being truly “saved,” but should get the job done.

13/7/2025, 2:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no Pam holding this back. Maybe someday they will realize it.

13/7/2025, 2:21:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either there's nothing to release and their bluff has finally been called (gee, who trained the conspiracy theorists in his base not to believe anything?), or they do and his name is all over them -- thus Obama and Hillary doctored them.

13/7/2025, 12:59:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rutgers is in Bottom 75 next to Maryland.

9/7/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You would need arms or a fricking laser beam on your head for that.

9/7/2025, 11:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With an extra helping of dick.

8/7/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read this as Weird AL slop map.

8/7/2025, 2:19:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Black Speech of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

8/7/2025, 3:11:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has the makings of a varsity athlete.

7/7/2025, 12:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When one act tells you all you need to know about a guy.

7/7/2025, 12:36:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Karate Man bruises on the inside.

7/7/2025, 11:57:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jhoan Duran is having a better year than Griffin Jax.

7/7/2025, 2:35:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of a party assembly they will have a party uncontrolled disassembly.

5/7/2025, 11:58:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the extent this is occurring (it’s not), they should stop the GOP controlled federal and Texas state governments from doing it.

5/7/2025, 2:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually less if oceans rise but he won’t be around to see it so it doesn’t exist.

4/7/2025, 1:06:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear he likes newer models.

1/7/2025, 9:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw you all getting your picture with Al afterward. Thanks for showing up. The kids and adult kids loved it.

30/6/2025, 6:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/6/2025, 11:28:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or for stopping yourself from bombing another country... again.

24/6/2025, 3:00:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I switched to Harry’s because the strips on the Gillette ones kept falling off.

23/6/2025, 12:20:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He won't look like that if/when something happens and he ends up under the proverbial bus.

22/6/2025, 11:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pronounced "Ex Money."

20/6/2025, 3:14:12 AM | 85 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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No way the state doesn't file charges.

16/6/2025, 3:15:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares?

11/6/2025, 1:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conflict of interest, breach of fiduciary duty… meh.

10/6/2025, 11:55:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So they like cancel culture now?

8/6/2025, 5:09:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to work with a guy who was a D-1 mascot. Said that they usually sent the underclassmen mascot trainees to events like that and low level University gatherings, while the upperclassmen handled the games and big events.

8/6/2025, 2:12:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry I couldn’t hear this. I’ve got a banana in my ear.

5/6/2025, 7:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but his book on Trump being loony in a few years after everything burns down is gonna be a barn burner!

5/6/2025, 12:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s almost like the arts community wants nothing to do with them, because that community is kind, decent, and diverse.

3/6/2025, 11:19:24 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t pardon a civil case.

2/6/2025, 9:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NJ Attorney Rule of Professional Conduct 3.8f regarding extrajudicial statements by prosecutors agrees.

10/5/2025, 6:35:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he followed another Big Frank before?

9/5/2025, 11:06:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As of this afternoon, the new Pope hadn't even spoken to his own brother yet.

9/5/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think of what they are saving on booze though.

8/5/2025, 11:29:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can throw out a first pitch in a LEO 14 jersey.

8/5/2025, 11:15:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must

8/5/2025, 9:23:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s not to like?

8/5/2025, 9:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view