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MyPillow Guy: *sniff* “We’re back, baby!”
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MyPillow Guy: *sniff* “We’re back, baby!”
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In Champaign IL it’s the Green Street viaduct. I’ve seen several trucks stuck there and most often they are rentals.
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*walks into wall and catches fire*
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It ratchets up to extremely concerned about this and her poll numbers showing 71% of Mainers don’t want her back.
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Well that crowd and their supporters think only citizens have Constitutional rights.
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I like the convention over there where they put Town after some of the club names to answer the inevitable question “WTF is a Grimsby?”
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She’s very concerned. Won’t actually do anything about it, but deeply concerned (only when her vote doesn’t matter, otherwise she goes along with all the nonsense).
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Confident that any inside info he receives about other teams won’t benefit the Raiders because he wouldn’t know what to do with it?
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Covering up IV bruising?
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And the trophy was never seen again.
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If anything they would take exception to you only calling them “one of” the most corrupt.
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I mean prior administrations were looking to arrest a lot of their leaders for bribery, etc. Not anymore.
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Problem is the leadership of FIFA are just like these guys.
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Imagine all the Ba-jah Fresh that would fit in there!
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Doug Dimmadome helmet?
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*starts multi-million dollar aerodynamic carbon fiber horns project*
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Closing hundreds of locations the last seven years to own the libs!
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I don’t think they have one in Cancun.
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I mean the food isn’t THAT good. Or was eating there such a low point?
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They showed up to keep Zelenskyy from getting steamrolled.
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Good of him to amplify to his followers what the media that they have been told to ignore are saying about him
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BA in Political Science, BA in Sociology and a JD, my esteemed colleague.
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What exactly is the blasphemous part of the first picture? Must be depicting Hogan in Heaven.
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Yep, Red. JB won his 2 elections statewide by 16 and 13 points, and Trump lost statewide by 17, 17 and 11. You can't gerrymander statewide.
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There should be police reports then.
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But “the South will rise again!” 160 years later…
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I’ve had iPhones that have lasted longer than the Confederacy, and that’s not saying much.
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Nice to see the current generation of Illini can throw down regardless of gender.
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Well since it appears the average layman these days knows jack squat about science, why even ask them?
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Well ballrooms tend to have bars in them.
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Bert at 12. Never thought I’d see the day.
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Nordberg doing a triple somersault launch off the upper deck really holds up too for some reason…
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Class by the Twins’ staff to assist with sending over the components of the entrance.
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When I saw this I looked at the history for my B1G alma mater. They apparently broke that barrier in 1977, 48 years ago.
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That’s great, but maybe it shouldn’t have taken that long?
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Joining his self-imposed ban from studying in the US.
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I’m just trying to fathom how bad a lukewarm take out Bloomin’ Onion would be.
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Well, cutoff t-shirts it is...
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And the vast majority of it was never presented to a grand jury.
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Or a serial killer.
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It’s literal money laundering, T!
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“I saw it. I was a large red pitcher with legs who kept shouting ‘Oh yeah!’ for some reason.”
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Meetings and meat sweats aren’t good for Bert’s diet.
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You could, if you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how treason is defined.
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Freedom for business leaders to run their businesses as they choose, and all that...
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Same (declining) chain is posting billboards promoting 100% beef tallow fries. As if that is a selling point to the vast majority of the sane population of the country.
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Yep. Grand jury material is a small fraction of the overall information -- they just present what they need to get the charges against the targets. Stuff mentioning other people is irrelevant. They don't just go through everything and point out stuff like "Hey, there's Donald Trump's name!"
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Well “normally” it means to do something like put one of those sticky flags on it so it can be pulled out and reviewed further.
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Pertinent and testimony will be doing a lot of work there.
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He thinks he matters. That’s cute.
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They knew this would happen and they published it anyway.
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Something else no sitting president should be wasting their time on.
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For people dying that’s a pretty long time.
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If the profile pic fits…
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Get swole, that’s all I ask of you.
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Looking at you next, Jersey Mike’s…
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How many involuntary facial tics or “Bless your hearts” have you received when sharing that news? (Not the Buckeye part.)
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Their only weakness is the Sneaky Bert cheat code.
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Waiting for the companion article “I’m disconnecting from my helicopter Mom because I am an adult.”
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At least the odds of the neighbors reading Business Insider are slim.
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And no one threatening to whip out a guitar.
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That might get them to back TF up, while shaking their head and muttering something about Papists and not being truly “saved,” but should get the job done.
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There is no Pam holding this back. Maybe someday they will realize it.
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Either there's nothing to release and their bluff has finally been called (gee, who trained the conspiracy theorists in his base not to believe anything?), or they do and his name is all over them -- thus Obama and Hillary doctored them.
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Rutgers is in Bottom 75 next to Maryland.
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You would need arms or a fricking laser beam on your head for that.
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With an extra helping of dick.
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I read this as Weird AL slop map.
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The Black Speech of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
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Has the makings of a varsity athlete.
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When one act tells you all you need to know about a guy.
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Karate Man bruises on the inside.
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Jhoan Duran is having a better year than Griffin Jax.
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Instead of a party assembly they will have a party uncontrolled disassembly.
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To the extent this is occurring (it’s not), they should stop the GOP controlled federal and Texas state governments from doing it.
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Actually less if oceans rise but he won’t be around to see it so it doesn’t exist.
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I hear he likes newer models.
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Saw you all getting your picture with Al afterward. Thanks for showing up. The kids and adult kids loved it.
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Or for stopping yourself from bombing another country... again.
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I switched to Harry’s because the strips on the Gillette ones kept falling off.
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He won't look like that if/when something happens and he ends up under the proverbial bus.
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Pronounced "Ex Money."
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No way the state doesn't file charges.
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Who cares?
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Conflict of interest, breach of fiduciary duty… meh.
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So they like cancel culture now?
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I used to work with a guy who was a D-1 mascot. Said that they usually sent the underclassmen mascot trainees to events like that and low level University gatherings, while the upperclassmen handled the games and big events.
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Sorry I couldn’t hear this. I’ve got a banana in my ear.
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Yeah but his book on Trump being loony in a few years after everything burns down is gonna be a barn burner!
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It’s almost like the arts community wants nothing to do with them, because that community is kind, decent, and diverse.
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Can’t pardon a civil case.
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NJ Attorney Rule of Professional Conduct 3.8f regarding extrajudicial statements by prosecutors agrees.
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So he followed another Big Frank before?
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As of this afternoon, the new Pope hadn't even spoken to his own brother yet.
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Think of what they are saving on booze though.
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Can throw out a first pitch in a LEO 14 jersey.
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Must
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What’s not to like?