His sycophants rolling him out to show his superior "jeans" of immortality
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His sycophants rolling him out to show his superior "jeans" of immortality
Nothing but love mein Bruder Dave ✊🏻 For a Miami kid that's been away for 15 years, I'm in heaven 🤲🏻
Holy shit, I'm in Key West "wasting away at Margaritaville" in this GD fascist country of ours, I have mad love for all of you beautiful people democracy loving folk! 😘
Gavin Newsom has ended 186 wars, including 36 wars that haven’t even started yet. He was offered the Nobel Peace Prize but he turned it down because the job isn’t finished yet. 😂
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
These Quacks and their "Storm" is like waiting for winter to hit in Game of Thrones 🫠
Ten Commandments guy clearly wipes his ass with the Ten Commandments? The Church has failed the poor ol fraud
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
We're gonna have a Mt Everest to climb 🫠
Fuck PACS!
The top CDC officials' resignation letters are frightening
"Fake news" my friend, its more like 450lbs of putrid shit
Fack, no sleep for me tonight! #Finema has to go
If you’re angrier over a thrown Subway sandwich than a school shooting then u really are a fleabrained excuse of human flesh.
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MASTERMIND OF TRADE. WE ARE NOW PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR OUR BASIC NEEDS. YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO LOWER PRICES ON DAY ONE BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, SIR!!
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Someone should have asked Miami COME PINGA penco ass little bitch! "Hey, little Marco, do you wish you could have been Fidel Castro's Secretary of State?" because your Dear Leader emulates that kind of "leadership"
Knowledge is power, but so is mass ignorance and deep-rooted generational racism.
He spewed this same thing like 2-3 weeks ago, "in two weeks" he will grace our brains again with the shit math, on top of ending 3 wars in one week, the Commander in Dementia says and does dementia things 🫠
Please dont insult Judge Judy, she's levels above mastery of the law than Alina Haba-daba-DO!
The Battle of the Cereal Bowl before bedtime is a tough one for me 😄
Nobody is saying they want a dictator except the voices in his head
Yes, yes, yes Dear Leader, the Phins won the SB back to back to back the past 3 years too 🫠
Noem giving us her best Kim Guilfoyle representation #MAGAFace n #EmaciatedGargoyleFigure
Whiny Canks floated the statement from the Obese Office "Many people are saying maybe we want a Dictator..." I want to see OUTRAGE over this!
But he uses his right hand so furiously when speaking 🤦🏻♂️
Because THAT'S normal when shaking too many hands 🫠
#StalemateSundays go figure! 🫠
Dear Leader Canks should tour the area, perhaps take a photo op with the gators and pythons, they are big fans of MAGA, he can hand feed them red hats, very gentle creatures to pet.
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Gym 🐀 looks the other way when people under his supervision get raped/sexually molested. On here in support of the Commander in Pedophilia, tracks perfectly 🙄 Lastly, I'm offended he still hasn't found a suit jacket since he got to Congress
Yikes!
They've got you fighting culture wars when you should be fighting a class war.
Jess Watters on the bench press
You and I would be better than that washed slob ex-actor. And this is us having a peg leg and one eye.
Ewers gonna be QB2 real quick
The true #DepartmentOfInjustice
#MealTeam6 promo 😂 What a tool
Usually, the FBI has investigated and built a concrete case against you before they nab you, but go figure! The Grand ol Fascists that whine about witch hunts are sure as hell extra giddy about going on a witch hunt with this Bolton bs
Same here, I want to see SOME MOTHERFUCKING HEADS ROLL!
That's different, a pumpkin ale in early August is like trying to hawk turkeys in September. Betvya got a killer deal for the costume though 😆
Seriously, I saw some Oktoberfest styles already on the shelves two weeks ago
These fuckbags with their facial recognition app
How the hell does Gianni feel good about having a massive tourney in a Country with military soldiers patrolling its citizenry. I'd tell the US, sorry guys but we've had a change of heart, fix your fascism and maybe we'll come back one day.
"Pre-wars"?
Im sure the fucker had a private meeting with Infantino and asked him how he would be personally "compensated" for the WC in the US
Another #SlobFriday at the Shithouse while Mr. Anti America tries to bolster his Daddy's image with FIFA head and the media.
And after the expertise on grass talk, he went on to speak about how smooth his morning poopie fell into his depends, and they continued to smirk behind him and Burgum smiled even wider... 🫠
"If an independent redistricting commission is standing in your way, roll it the fuck over it. If the filibuster is standing in your way, if the parliamentarian is standing in your way, if any good government reforms are standing in your way, barrel through those things."
I've heard this grass expertise rambling before 🫠
DC residents, get your sharpest 🔑 🔑 🔑 out, you know the assignment. Also, burning brown bags with dog shit in them are great for giving those black vehicles a little brown color too 🤷🏻♂️
Dork level 1000
We need more soldiers to speak out and let them know that we FULLY have their backs 🇺🇸 🫡
Other White and racist Texan women will whine and yell "This woman is a WISO!" White In Skin color Only because they're a bunch of slobbering dumb fucks
Anyone else wondering,
From a Colorado resident to the Commander in Pedophilia, GO FUCK YOURSELF 1000 WAYS TO SUNDAY! 🖕🏻🖕🏻 #COProud ⛰️
Oof! I hope Wrigley Field gets swallowed into the ground now, fuck that bullshit
I wish someone would do a comparison of grocery prices now to grocery prices last October. Like, maybe the Democratic Party, I don't know.
That motherfucker couldn't answer "yes" in an interview when someone asked him "should the human race survive", I think that buffoon is a corrupt synthetic like that synth Bishop in the movie 'Aliens'.
We aren't going back to a time when other humans in the US were treated less than animals and made to call their slave owners "Master". Other humans will not ever be "owned" by other humans in our Country, we won't fucking allow it nor whitewashing of the horror that was slavery
This little fascist dweeb needs his bell rung
Houtz! Where the fuch have you been man??? Good seeing you again #FinsUpFam
How did George Soros find all those fine citizens?! 🙄 But truly #ICEstapo, we despise you for free 🤷🏻♂️
We GD heroics to beat the Bills, Allen and Taliban Sean have our number 🙃
Im gonna cautiously run with your take 😄
They can never erase anyone's oral history passed down from our ancestors.
Its what we do Chris 🙃🤦🏻♂️
We certainly are capable of allowing a career day to a zombie like Daniel Jones 🫠
Over here wondering what shotty or rifle from my collection will I bring with the next time I'm in DC visiting the Lincoln Memorial
Translation: We want to be able to piss down your back and tell you that it's raining
Absolutely, it's what's truly going on. Its the same BS the King of the Swamp spews about "a big strong man came to me, tears in his eyes." "sir, you are doing an amazing job as President". Keep blabbing that propaganda.
As he should the fucking clown, world leaders came to talk about ending the war in Ukraine and he's showcasing his collection of red hats of shit that were made in China.
Someone hand her a vacuum cleaner and tell her to shut the fuck up.
Tone deaf idiot in her feels about Newsom on Twitter while empty brain McGee is on his gold-plated toilet tweeting about the big, beautiful flagpole he had put up at the Shithouse
She should have quelled the crowds boos by screaming into the mic, "REMEMBER IM ULTRA MAGA!!! DOES THAT NOT WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!?!?!?"
And the morning announcements after MAGA prayers will be a personally curated 10min porn video straight from Superintendent Ryan Walter's work laptop
But are they big strong men with tears in their eyes?!
Yeah, federal agents are all whispering this to each other through their masks while doing massive Nazi circle jerks when the shift's over
I can bet my all my limbs that they are all wondering the same GD thing, to have to travel all the fucking way over the pond to sit with single-celled organism speaking like the senile demented fuck that he is.
Usual blatant lies, Im sure the affluent are like "Honey, let's hit a restaurant this evening, it'll be real nice, perhaps outside seating so we can rub elbows with masked federal agents patrolling the mean streets of DC"
It's similar to the US, a large swath of the country is very opposed to Commander in Pedophilia's policies.
My guy #FriedrichMerz MEIN BRUDER! 🇩🇪 ✊🏻
Donna Meloni is real close to smelling Conold's mushy depends.
Senile gas blob can't tell who this fuck is around him anymore, many more instances like this, Putin could have sent a body double and shit for brains would have believed its him.
Makes two of us!
So ya MAGUHDONIAN Conold dick smokers, if the voting machines are so "rigged" than why the fuck is Newsmax settling with Dominion to the tune of $67,000,000 BIG ONE'S! Its because your Dear Leader is an illegitimate, lying machine, senile piece of un-American horse shit!
Masked #ICEStapo should be loudly belittled across the country like this, history amd our future DEMANDS IT!
One can earn a ton of money, but you can't ever buy class 🤷🏻♂️
TELL'EM BOI! #ZOHRAN LFG! That's the energy right there ✊🏻 #TomHomanIsANazi #AbolishICE
@governor.ca.gov Keep the pedal to the medal!
He should show up like Alan from the hangover
Bela-ruse, his brain had a covfefe moment
He does all this all so smoothly is what Pence is alluding to 😄