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MrFuzzyFart♿

@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

Left FB due to no trust in how it's run Left Twitter due to you know why Threads destroyed itself by claiming I was a robot/refused to let me log in. Now we're here ♿person and retired vet (Spinal stenosis) 🏳️‍🌈 ally 🚫 MAGA 🚫Vanity profiles 🌊

created November 23, 2024

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MSNBC is posting "Breaking news" from early LAST WEEK. Who's running their accounts?

2/9/2025, 9:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In school in the 80s, my sister used to wear "Ban apartheid" buttons & after she explained what it was to me, I kind of idolized her. Then over the years we grew apart. When tRump was running the first time, my uncle had pro-trump stuff on FB. She liked it & we stopped talking. We barely talk now.

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Ok..I tried the McDonalds McDonaldland shake. It's like somewhere between cotton candy and bubble gum. I must be getting old. It was too sweet for me. It's good..but sweeter than reg shakes. But it's blue and pink and when you mix it, it's purple.

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You have thousands and thousands of followers. You don't get enough attention in life and on social media that you have to post fake drama? If you have a valid complaint and look for anyone who also has the same compliant, I get it. But posting outright lies and fake drama gets you blocked so fast.

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CBD ointment/roll on's/capsules: We legitimately help! Insurance: we won't reimburse you.

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Me talking to my boss on the phone about my health updates: There is no change. I don't get better, I don't really get worse..it's all "SSDD". Do I want to get better? YES Do I get better? Not really. But I'm not dead..so I have that going for me.

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Are they evolving? haha

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I heard a LOUD thump against the window (I'm on the 14th floor) and there was a cicada on the ledge??? Did a bird leave it? Cicada's don't fly high. Or was it high winds? My mind..

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My uber christian Aunt in Alaska: We had family in America long before it was called America. We came over on the first boats! Me: That's not a brag. They treated natives like shit and thought people with knowledge of medicine were witches. She didn't like that.

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Work rant 2: Email says "if you have questions, email this link." Email bounces back undeliverable.

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Retirees from military: I'd like to be seen out in town for Physical Therapy due to how hard it is to get transportation on to military hospitals. They won't allow transport past the gates. Tricare: Nope. You have to go to military facilities. Mil Facs: We can't take you. We're full. Go out in town.

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Any service member who follows an unlawful order endangering the lives or democracy of the USA "because I was ordered to" is a traitor to the people of the USA. I said it. And yes, I'm retired military.

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If donOld tRump wants to remove secret service, remove his own secret service who allowed that facade/sham assassination attempt to be put on. The one that got a father murdered. What happened to that shooter again? Killed before we could get answers? Shocker Is that family still pro-tRump?

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I was surprised Buldak Samyang ramen put out a "spicy chicken" ramen when the chicken carbo one comes with a huge packet of the hottest sauce ever. haha I can only put a little bit of the sauce in the ramen.

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I work in medical manpower management and so many nurses had it so hard. Then I had to go into 3 surgeries in the pandemic that required lots of physical therapy. They deserve bonuses.

2/9/2025, 1:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are clearly an "All lives matter" person if you are complaining that articles mention Graham Greene was this amazing indigenous person. in a world where it's harder for POC to get credit, they need to be identified.

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Clarification: The name alone "Graham Greene" might not resonate or be recognized by EVERYONE not American or Canadian. But they may know his face IMMEDIATELY. Complaining that articles listed him as "Native American/Canadian/Indigenous" is NOT a problem, you jackass. It is praising WHO HE WAS.

2/9/2025, 1:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Person with 13K!!! followers posts outright racist comment on bluesky and removes replies. No one cares? Watch who you follow. We see you and remove or 🚫 OUR followers who follow those people.

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I ALMOST got into my wheelchair 👨‍🦽 and left the house to go get tickets at a 7-11 on the corner (because this stupid state doesn't allow online sales) but I learned the 7-11 closed a few weeks ago. So sad. ♿ people's lives would be so much better with a little $.

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I made a frappe this am. I haven't had frappe mix for a couple months. I was so happy. Then I noticed a smudge on my hand. Licked it. It was NOT coffee or frappe mix. I don't know what it was but it was NOT Frappe mix. 🤢 #coffee #Frappe #ColdBrew

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I should have posted this yesterday youtu.be/Clj8htWcFho

2/9/2025, 12:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/Clj8htWcFho

2/9/2025, 12:43:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and @dropkickmurphys.com

2/9/2025, 12:42:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jeremyjenkins.net You might find it interesting

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If you're going to post game screenshots, put the name of the game. It's not rocket science.

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I used to HATE this but in a new world of telemedicine, it's nice when the primary care doc can speak to you on camera and then refer you to a specialist. But how often are we told, someone will call you to set up the appointment and NO ONE CALLS.

2/9/2025, 11:54:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Work rant: In the military, if you're the boss & you have an "alt" person in charge when you're on leave, you can't BOTH be on leave at the same time when shit goes sideways. Boss has an out-of-office saying to notify the alt person and THEY have an out-of-office saying to contact the boss. 🙄

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2/9/2025, 11:46:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The soy sauce and teriyaki mix/dip I made for the pork buns this evening smells so damn good. It reminds me of the years I lived in Japan. That smell of yakitori on every street when we went out drinking. 🍻🍺🍙🍥🍜

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Billions internationally

2/9/2025, 1:04:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stand corrected..it's Sichuan Sauce.

1/9/2025, 9:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't realize the "spicy" pork buns from Wegmans had sriracha type hot sauce inside. They're good though. 🥵🔥🫠

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Sounds new and interesting.

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1/9/2025, 9:15:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone else has their own drink mixes...why not lifesavers?

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Profile picture Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Artist: @hotpaper.bsky.social

1 - a guy looking happy while a dog plays with him 'i didn't know we had an office dog' 2 - boss says 'he's here to comfort fired employees' 3 - guy looking at dog - less happy now 'nice to see him already on the job' Artist: Hot Paper
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No lies detected.

1/9/2025, 8:07:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No matter how he dies, not one republican will say HOW he died. They'll try to leave it at "He died in his sleep" and everyone on the left will say, "with an underaged prostitute, right?" Was it from an STD that ravaged his body? We can only speculate.

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youtu.be/vRVhDN9Pw14

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social)

Yet another game Davy x Jones by Parasight games on Steam that isn't being put on the new releases page and it released a couple days ago. Why is Steam hiding games that are RIGHT in my wheelhouse? It might be early access but they also lowered the price to like $7 right now. #Gamers #Gaming

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In July I ordered some Chips Ahoy "blondie" baked bites. I had put them in the cupboard to eat later but forgot. I opened a pouch & they taste odd. They expired the same month I bought them...JULY. Can we get at least SOME preservatives or quality assurance from the shoppers who deliver? #JunkFood

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Profile picture edelgard stan 4lyfe (@joltik.bsky.social) reposted

…you mean foreshadowing?????

youtube thumbnail captioned “10 Horror Movies That Subtly Spoil The Ending Early”
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What do you do when you come across a profile that only reposts (never actually engages ANYONE) and 1/2 of those are deleted by the poster or they're from accounts you blocked yourself? 🤔

1/9/2025, 1:44:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you are entitled to a bad opinion

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S'Mores wine Nuff said #Foodies #JunkFood ??

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I hadn't ordered packages from Amazon since Jan but then I needed an item in May I couldn't get locally so I ordered it using my remaining Prime "free shipping" and felt bad. Then in mid Aug, my Prime expired and I looked up something on there today. 3-5 day free shipping. Why did I pay for Prime?

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I just had a couple packages delivered to my apt from the concierge and he said "I'm leaving after today. The apt managers hired a different company to manage the concierge desk". Sad day..He's the nicest guy.

31/8/2025, 9:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buh bye

31/8/2025, 9:17:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These would be ok but leave out the mustard and relish. We can add those things if we want them later. Like dips. These are just cheeseburger egg rolls. Not bad but not great because it has things in it that I didn't care for. #JunkFood

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I have 2 different kinds of cooking spray for it. One is butter-like for omelets and other egg things and one is veg oil style (for things like chicken, veggies etc). 🙂

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I got the Stranger Things Chips Ahoy in the mail. They came sort of dry/hardened. But that's what you get when you have to wait for shipping. They're not bad though. Since I learned to make sorbet style ice cream in my blender, I might blend these in. #JunkFood

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I just got 2 of these in the mail. I plan to use them for pancakes and mini sandwiches. Now I need to order the Ube pancake mix. I like the idea of purple pancakes based on veggies.

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And now the "shopper" is ignoring me when he chooses the WRONG items and he's started refunding items I specifically need to make the meal without letting me know. I keep having to refresh the screen to see he refunded instead of replaced it. You suck dude.

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in the military, often, 30 days, 90 days and 120 days dictate pay and allowance changes. He DID dick them over. For nothing but a fake puppet show for a fake king.

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Thanks Wegmans. I spend 2 days carefully selecting items for delivery. Then you tell me 2 items are no longer in stock..at all. Ok I sub out for lesser brands. Then I finally decide to check out. You: Decide on replacement items for these 4 items. In less than 60 sec, you close out that option.

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One person with a large following who thinks everyone is christian: We're all in prayer about him being missing for 3 days. Me: Nope..not praying. An actress I respect: We are all in "unison" thinking the same thing regarding the 3 days he's been missing. Me:

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Military in Iraq: You can shower with this fecal water but don't get it in your mouth or use it to brush your teeth. You'll be fine. We paid the lowest bidder to manage the water systems. Oh, it's also used to wash all your uniforms. Good luck. People on American beaches: This is the world now.

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For the longest time, they said they had a script that was good and they couldn't get part 2 made.

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Me: Maybe I'll suck it up and go to the 7-11 on the corner and put a little $ down for a lottery ticket or 2 or 5 (since I can't buy online in this stupid fucking state). I try to call the store to ask if I'd have any issues in my 👨‍🦽because I know it's a small store. They're now closed. Forever

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Video game enemy: Has unlimited ammo. Fires at you until you kill them. You loot the body: 5 ammo

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Redneck conservatives and fake "alpha" males: Hold my beer..I'm gonna shoot that deer. Everyone else: This is a zoo, sir.

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Me, saying I'll never pray to anyone or for anything and then seeing I lost a follower the same day.

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You don't know what a meme is, do you?

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do you fail at everything you do and say? answer..yes.

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how is that a meme? Hint: It's not a meme.

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I am old people. haha I swear in my early 50's I look like I'm pushing 70. But years of hard work and lot of surgeries will do that. But I also tend to avoid MANY people I knew in HS.

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not only is this NOT a meme...you LIKED your own post? 🚫

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I'll melt some ice and dip the testing sticks in the water. I ordered testing strips online. I'm not trusting the apt managers to do their own testing.

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For a very long time my ice maker in the freezer didn't work. It would work for about a month long ago, then it died. Then not long ago we lost power, the freezer defrosted & SURRISE! the ice maker works. Then it froze up again. Now it works again & the ice tastes funky. Bought a water testing kit.

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Primarily...Republicans and many "independent" politicians.

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#Memes

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the tiniest like "fuck you" I've ever seen.

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Engagement baiter #FakeDrama for attention

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🍊💩: But I just took my drowsy pills. Them: But you're about to go into a serious security briefing. 🍊💩: What? Them: SECURITY BRIEFING! 🍊💩: Where am I?

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I had planned to buy it fast but then I read a lot of reviews saying the walking/running was super annoying. Any issues you noticed?

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This was on my main feed of new releases in Steam and then they removed it. It isn't listed in the new releases even though it's in my wishlist still. Steam shows me a ton of games I'd never play but not the ones I'd like. It's broken.

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I'll go ahead and say it..If Bluesky had ads but they're ONLY on the far right side, I wouldn't care. No pop ups and no ads IN or main feeds. Do the FB old school thing where they were only on the right side. Put up ads related to things we post but, NO POLITICAL or DRUG ADS.

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funny AND a bad ass in Big Trouble in Little China

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I'm watching old seasons of @battlebots.bsky.social where bots fight each other, and playing a video game called Generation Zero about machines killing people in Sweden and you are the one who has to take them down. I sense a theme...

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Them: This has us all united in prayer. Me: Who's "us all"? I "wish" something knowing it's just a wish. I do not pray.

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Needs hot sauce....spray

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I just realized I had my windows wide open most of the day and it's been REALLY quiet in the city today. No sirens. No delivery trucks with the back-up beeping. No garbage trucks slamming down the dumpsters.

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social) reply parent

When I check out a profile for a 40-something old person and they're butchering the English language because they want to appear young or uneducated. (Thinks it's cool) Me: Your profile says you have a MPH degree. Why do you post like a 4 yr old? They hate that

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe 15 yrs ago, I mentioned that I found an online "pre-test" to see if you should join MENSA. One of the most annoying people who was a fake "Know-it-all" was being even more insufferable so I told them to take it. They refused to answer what their score was. I got 27/30 right. But some days:

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social) reply parent

you're not posting "memes"...idiot

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social)

When you want them to think you're a killer but you actually value life.

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social)

#memes

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social)

It's Friday I ain't got shit to do.

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Profile picture MrFuzzyFart♿ (@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social)

Ready for a little #TMI? Fuzzy had pest control here today. They did their job and left. Fuzzy had to go #2. After using the bathroom, Fuzzy decided to get naked. They came back into the apt to add one more bug trap. Pest control dude:

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