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MrNesser

@mrnesser.bsky.social

I speak mostly in Gifs

created October 28, 2024

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The removal of all that stress does wonders

1/9/2025, 9:37:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want a Warhammer 40k build model set Please #lego do it for me

24/8/2025, 8:44:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day of the week I started the map

23/8/2025, 2:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ziplines should have an upgrade option to add a third line

21/8/2025, 4:45:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 5:10:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get up it's Monday

11/8/2025, 6:20:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Booksky

Book called โ€˜most people are cuntsโ€™ by Dr Seuss
8/8/2025, 7:14:41 PM | 8997 1078 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning you over worked lot

27/7/2025, 7:52:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that this is prefaced with "Humans" to shut up all the alien wannabes

24/7/2025, 12:44:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire alarm at the gym just after a swim. Your dripping wet and 5 feet from your locker Do you: 1. Get out as soon as you can 2. Dry off get dressed 3. Go for a shower it's obviously a false alarm.

21/7/2025, 8:37:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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False depth of canal and cliff height affects irrigation distance.

18/7/2025, 2:03:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 1:53:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yum yum yummy yum

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16/7/2025, 11:14:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've all had this: That moment you sit on the toilet for a quick simple crap and your ass surprises you with the equivalent of a quarter pounder, the expansion to accommodate that leaves you feeling guilty and a brand new thin body when you stand up

16/7/2025, 7:04:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the morning who wants a coffee

16/7/2025, 5:34:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has all the creepy vibes you could ask for.

16/7/2025, 5:33:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always been partial to red heads myself

10/7/2025, 11:58:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 9:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids birthday parties are loud

6/7/2025, 11:12:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could see these in a horrifying DND session

6/7/2025, 10:01:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy Friday listening Lunity: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

4/7/2025, 10:47:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 2:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/6/2025, 10:53:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair America elected Trump TWICE

21/6/2025, 8:47:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And wouldn't be able to govern due to their complete ineptitude

21/6/2025, 8:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they should have got off their asses and voted when they had the chance

16/6/2025, 11:47:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh just read the reviews what you get isn't what you see

14/6/2025, 9:26:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's real just found it on Amazon

14/6/2025, 9:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great anime can't wait for it to be cancelled as all good stuff is

9/6/2025, 7:34:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Businesses have the right to deny service they don't even have to tell you why. Suck it up Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon and friends

8/6/2025, 6:49:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess he got a pay rise

7/6/2025, 4:37:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Read this and couldn't resist

2/6/2025, 6:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you ever ask yourself why we've never had a super mario world mmo? Players running round as toadstools and koopas.

26/5/2025, 2:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been working all day its still downloading

21/5/2025, 12:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's free of his contract someone will grab him up quick

19/5/2025, 3:09:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fishing industry cannot hold back the entire UK once again

19/5/2025, 2:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/5/2025, 9:17:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well sounds like he won't be much of a problem going forward if he keeps that up

13/5/2025, 5:12:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't even remember half of it

11/5/2025, 9:23:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Max 10 years in prison for cutting down a tree hope it was worth the Internet points

9/5/2025, 3:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a day where you don't feel like going to the gym or a run or any kind of exercise you should absolutely do it. The end result is better than wallowing in the misery that you didn't do it.

7/5/2025, 7:59:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18 year olds are considered adults by law do them right and call them that.

7/5/2025, 6:12:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my other half was pregnant I turned to the ancient practice of McDonald's and quiet time in the bathroom

6/5/2025, 1:11:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got 99 problems but buying a bikini isn't one (and be very glad of that fact)

2/5/2025, 7:15:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been looking at a lot of #fermiparadox videos recently. The scariest version for me is that we are so far behind aliens technology wise that they have progressed to the point where they consider energy consumption and preservation at the end of the universe as their current goal.

2/5/2025, 7:14:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I'm reading is the police knew this place was there, knew what it was selling & knew it was illegal and a rip off and didn't do anything until a tourist complained directly.

1/5/2025, 10:16:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comfy arm chair with lots of snacks

1/5/2025, 2:02:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was younger I lived beneath an older guy who used to lean out is apartment window shouting slurs at the women walking by. Some people are different some are weird and then there's the rest

30/4/2025, 1:56:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess what I'm about to make If you're British you know

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30/4/2025, 9:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your graph has no measurable meaning as you are not comparing factors Number of guns seized per year Death by gun Homicides caused by guns

30/4/2025, 7:42:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today is a good day

30/4/2025, 6:09:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Already HOT damn

29/4/2025, 2:23:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you afford not too

27/4/2025, 12:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's got a water pistol and everything

26/4/2025, 10:06:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ending really gets you like a bullet to the head it's explosive

26/4/2025, 7:52:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's a scoop for you, I heard umbrella sales are boosted by wet weather

25/4/2025, 7:32:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any anime fans out there ? I would like recommendations

22/4/2025, 3:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance: Why aren't you wearing a suit? Pope: Get tf out.

19/4/2025, 4:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/4/2025, 11:05:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is this the one post that gets all the bots following it?!

17/4/2025, 2:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were hardly likely to make a blockbuster action out of it. It's a freaking computer game where the main plot point is to break blocks. Not a lot of material to work with there.

11/4/2025, 8:04:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/4/2025, 7:25:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose technically TECHNICALLYyou could say I slept in today when I woke up at 8

30/3/2025, 9:28:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will end with a NATO country insisting the US removes it troops and bases from its borders. A massive erosion of power for the US in Europe

29/3/2025, 10:51:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leans back, let's go of a breath #sololeveling... Yep that was worth it Season 3 please

29/3/2025, 8:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without a way to determine size it could be a fly or a bird

28/3/2025, 6:12:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just found out Caramacs are being discontinued. I love those weird little chocolate bars

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27/3/2025, 4:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/3/2025, 2:59:26 PM | 1151 296 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interest has been peaked

27/3/2025, 4:39:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am currently cold turkey on coffee day 2

27/3/2025, 1:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/3/2025, 8:31:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vile thing

27/3/2025, 7:32:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite possibly the next president if the orange guy drops

26/3/2025, 3:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not build it ๐Ÿ˜ญ dude do you even lego

23/3/2025, 4:20:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they released the smaller r2d2 and millennium falcon I snapped them up Just perfect for display or desk

23/3/2025, 1:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's 36 inches nose to tail I wish I had some room

23/3/2025, 9:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#sololeveling is just too damn good

22/3/2025, 6:54:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wife got me this #stardewvalley blanket as a joke for my birthday. Little does she know it's now my favorite present

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18/3/2025, 7:43:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd welcome Bernie sanders over Trump. His foreign policy probably isn't suck Putin's asshole

18/3/2025, 7:37:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just read the first chapter, it looks interesting.

17/3/2025, 11:35:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone got a good #litrpg in the same vein as He Who fights with Monsters, Wandering Inn or Dungeon Crawler Carl? I'm craving here the new books dont come out for another month!!!

17/3/2025, 8:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm severely tempted to drop my current book. The writing style is very meh the the whole thing just doesn't grab me

17/3/2025, 7:39:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god the USA hasn't exported any problems ever, ya know like: - Far tight Christian fundamentals - the Mormons church - CIA drug empire - Guns - Wars for profit - Republicans - 2008 financial crisis - Arming dictator's - Keeping 3rd world countries in poverty ...did I miss anything?

17/3/2025, 7:36:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science doesn't recognise bigotry or borders

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I assume the fire sale on wall street is:

11/3/2025, 6:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I had enough time to compose a playlist specifically for a single day

10/3/2025, 7:21:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely fallen in love with #apothecarydiaries there's no magic no sci-fi it's a total pallete cleanser of a anime and it's gorgeously animated

9/3/2025, 6:41:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke up with a cough thanks for the gift London

9/3/2025, 8:51:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMFG the humanity ahhhh

7/3/2025, 6:02:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How out of touch can you be. The guy just flew to the UK & gained europes full support. Trump should resign in less than 3 months he has eroded the USA's power base around the world to the point where they are now a sideshow to Ukraine russian peace

2/3/2025, 5:39:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What game is this?

2/3/2025, 11:18:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King Charles should rescind the invitation to trump #standeithukraine

1/3/2025, 5:03:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sources in the CIA say they are Sooooooo jealous if they get it and it's just not fair

26/2/2025, 7:21:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has disappointed more people than you think

26/2/2025, 9:04:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Older TVs hid a lot

26/2/2025, 7:27:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes him an official pain in the ass

25/2/2025, 3:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should this really have been breaking news

24/2/2025, 7:43:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hi we've been trying to contact you regarding your extended warranty"

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