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Mr Ohm

@mrohm.bsky.social

Manchester City supporting Physics teacher. Hates liars and racism. Wants to retire!

created November 5, 2023

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Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social)

Bollocks! The orange turd just will not flush!

2/9/2025, 6:52:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately the litle bastards return tomorrow after two days of sitting listening to management waffle at staff.

2/9/2025, 4:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he can and to create chaos??? Perhaps he didn't need to as tRump was drooling and gibbering in the car.

1/9/2025, 6:21:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't fit her or you?

1/9/2025, 5:53:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‰

1/9/2025, 3:46:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:19:35 AM | 40289 9337 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Had a deputy head come to a meeting and try this. We had all agreed changes in the last meeting but he was "too busy" to attend. I went off on him big style and told him to either attend every meeting and join in or shut up! He sulked at me for a day or two but didn't mention it again.

1/9/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marina Purkiss (@marina-purkiss.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine the message it would send if Gary Lineker won 'Presenter of the Year' at this year's National Television Awards Standing up for compassion & the right to speak out And, the feathers it would ruffle My lovely followers, you know what to do: nationaltvawards.com/vote πŸ—“οΈ Deadline: 12th Sep

1/9/2025, 9:31:21 AM | 1736 810 | View on Bluesky | view

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And not too long after he shook Putin's hand and sat alone with him. Less obvious than a window.

1/9/2025, 5:39:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Think the flag noticed?

31/8/2025, 9:01:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

We call it Brexit Bitter, coz Nigel promised us unicorns.

Hand pum for Robinson's Unicorn Ale
31/8/2025, 8:59:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

It's very simple. The people costing all the money, are the people with all the money. Not the people with hardly any money. It really shouldn't need explaining.

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31/8/2025, 5:09:45 PM | 815 352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codfather #FBPE πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί (@codfather.bsky.social) reposted

πŸ˜‚ lol

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31/8/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:28:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

When good its the best BUT the constant agro is so exhausting and I have so many other things I'd rather do.

31/8/2025, 8:38:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predict about 11:30 Wednesday. I'll have seen kids then for an hour and a half. Wonder how many times I'll have been told I'm bald? At what point next week will the first "fuck off" arrive? (The heads a right cowπŸ˜†) Had enough, gonna retire this year.

31/8/2025, 8:35:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Samosa in the oven would surely mean pregnant! 🀷🏻

31/8/2025, 8:21:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would empathise but too busy wallowing in my return to school tomorrow after, whispers quietly, 6 weeks. ☹️🀬😭

31/8/2025, 8:12:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subs needed. Subs not made. Same as last year. Trafford very good.

31/8/2025, 3:25:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are right though. ENGLANG is made of Blacks and whites! Thicker than a sunmarine door!

29/8/2025, 5:12:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social)

Just checking. League 2 is the old division 4 isn't it?

27/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did she nick your chicken fillets?

27/8/2025, 9:20:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emma Monk (@monkemma.bsky.social) reposted

Just to be completely clear - this British Army Vet was NOT forced out of military housing to accommodate Afghans - who, by the way, put their own lives at risk to support and protect British soldiers. Just ever more rage-baiting by Matt! 🧡1/14

Tweet from Matt Goodwin: Outrageous. A British Army Vet β€”who served seven toursβ€”was forced out of military housing to accommodate Afghan migrants Plus pictures of the Army Vet for a GB News article
17/7/2025, 10:14:07 AM | 654 296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Das tut mir lied. πŸ€” 40+years since I did (or didn't) do Deutsch.

24/8/2025, 7:33:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted

β€œThose who seek power at any price detect a societal weakness, a fear that they can ride into office. It could be ethnic differences, as it was then, perhaps different amounts of melanin in the skin; different philosophies or religions; or maybe it’s drug use, violent crime, economic crisis, school prayer, or β€œdesecrating” (literally, making unholy) the flag. Whatever the problem, the quick fix is to shave a little freedom off the Bill of Rights.” ― Carl Sagan
23/8/2025, 4:35:53 PM | 317 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

If there was a Carl Sagan today, boy would the media hound him and try and make him into a fundamentalist, a danger to civilisation!

23/8/2025, 6:52:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not.know why they don't have a outer perimeter where they can check. Once inside you can take your time to vet to your seat without more checks.

23/8/2025, 11:45:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roland Hoskins (@rolandhoskins1.bsky.social) reposted

So that's what nose piercings are for🫣

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22/8/2025, 5:29:27 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22/8/2025, 8:50:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GET BACK YE BASTIDS OR I'LL BREAK YER LEGS

22/8/2025, 8:47:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A man who has a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day.

22/8/2025, 8:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/mroh...

22/8/2025, 8:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*axe Fecking dyslexic thumbs

22/8/2025, 8:43:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have no ace to grind with WHU but the team looks like it was trained by Brian Potter not Graham Potter!

22/8/2025, 8:42:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang on there are some kids in my school who have never seen the sea! (Suburb of Manchester) They do greet each other with "give me six"πŸ™‹πŸ»

22/8/2025, 4:19:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridiculous!

22/8/2025, 4:00:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone comes round who made all the noise, just keep your head down. But not for too long.

22/8/2025, 10:45:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Also staff dress codes. Does wearing a tie make me a better Physics teacher? Is it equtable when female staff can wear a loose fitting open necked blouse in the hot weather?

22/8/2025, 8:07:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sage advice is to avoid the rough.

22/8/2025, 7:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not olden its golden!

21/8/2025, 5:33:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quote post with your favourite gif

21/8/2025, 1:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big hill, good cathedral, Wig & Mitre pub, maybe a steampunk thingy this bank holiday.

21/8/2025, 8:16:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's where all our school calculators go. πŸ˜†

21/8/2025, 8:10:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big label on each bag! Bikinis in Dublin?????

20/8/2025, 9:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the "thick as a submarine door" protestor may whine about next is that all house rentala have suddenly gone up as stock availability reduces.

20/8/2025, 9:09:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but who has the remote to make you interesting, take it back.

20/8/2025, 9:06:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

And look at all the dirty air above them, clouds of it.... oh!

20/8/2025, 8:57:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

If it's not that then it must have been the title on the book on the shelf below and you bought the wrong one!

19/8/2025, 9:32:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

The author

19/8/2025, 9:29:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The title!

19/8/2025, 8:57:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Record it and then when they go quiet play it back really loud. Everyone will blame them again.

19/8/2025, 8:10:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They stuck to the plan..

17/8/2025, 10:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

Rudolph for MCFC has been best player this weekend, so far. No bias at all!

17/8/2025, 4:04:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe coming true. Straight in from a corner pretty much. Oopps!!!! Pahahahahah

17/8/2025, 3:44:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me either. Accidental photo round pool. 🫒

Accidental phalic shadow .
17/8/2025, 3:39:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought his and Rudolphs pace in attack will push Foden back to his best. Suddenly lightning up front from stodgy last year.

17/8/2025, 9:14:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bobb was superb.

17/8/2025, 9:10:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will do the trick!

A pint of Hydes' beer
16/8/2025, 10:34:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next. Comfy sofas. Not sure about credit.

16/8/2025, 10:11:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been off wine for ages. Looks lovely. 🍷

16/8/2025, 10:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudolph was superb!

16/8/2025, 10:02:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect!

16/8/2025, 9:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

Who was it who said every small boat needs to be stopped?

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15/8/2025, 7:46:38 PM | 149 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope that cheered you up a bit!😁

15/8/2025, 8:54:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I were to try on two things that were size 10, one would be for the left leg the other the right. πŸ˜‚

15/8/2025, 2:04:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loads straightaway no lags. βœ…

15/8/2025, 10:44:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old frog face would be in there everyday as you only get paid when you turn up. Lord Farage of Uptrumpsass

15/8/2025, 10:07:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm voting to reform politics in this country but not voting for that shower of shite

15/8/2025, 10:05:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good beer here: maps.app.goo.gl/ePuRvXHhEBkg...

15/8/2025, 9:30:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear some fucker just drove down my small suburban street at 60. It's double parked cars most the way. Absolute weapon!

14/8/2025, 8:46:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No sooner than 2 days or they won't appreciate them.

14/8/2025, 8:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is shit! I feel your pain.... and in 3 days your neighbours pain..Phew, what a whiff! πŸ€”

14/8/2025, 8:20:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She isn't allowed near a revolving door!

13/8/2025, 8:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hotter than a glass blowers arse!

13/8/2025, 5:28:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rules of cricket part 1 The rules of cricket part 2
13/8/2025, 5:17:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oohh, I'll have a bet with Mrs Ohm as to where. Thanks Will look out for it.

13/8/2025, 3:33:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. Downloading to watch now! Love the train journeys btw. Not a bit jealous!

13/8/2025, 2:30:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always was and still is as dumb as a stump*! *Apologies to stumps everywhere

13/8/2025, 2:09:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Gullis' cousin!

13/8/2025, 12:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UB39

13/8/2025, 12:18:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they're just expressing themselves!

13/8/2025, 12:17:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah-

13/8/2025, 12:13:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pooh and piglet sitting on a log.
13/8/2025, 1:28:00 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last time I was, there were massive spider crabs wandering about as the tide was out.

13/8/2025, 7:16:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band Zinc Zeppelin

13/8/2025, 7:13:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love Sn'Ives!

13/8/2025, 7:10:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Emma reporting about UK crime, the crime of appalling journalism, not crime when you visit. Torygraph taken to task and coming up woefully short. Thanks Emma

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@neeratanden.bsky.social

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12/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 15480 4654 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hope people, very politely told them to fuck right off, and when they got there to fuck off a bit more.

11/8/2025, 1:12:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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By a hot rod?

10/8/2025, 9:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would anyone (normal) do that? Personally, don't like Liverpool FC but FFS!

10/8/2025, 3:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture His Royal Huwness (@litterygeniarse.bsky.social) reposted

@yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social Are you ok with this? How transformed are Labour? Any police on here?

10/8/2025, 7:25:45 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr Ohm (@mrohm.bsky.social) reply parent

1. Cheese and biscuits 2. Another beer 3. Cheese and biscuits and another beer. Nope #3 everytime!

10/8/2025, 12:09:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RHS Bridgewater this morning.

Waterfall at RHS Bridgewater in the Japanese garden
10/8/2025, 11:41:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was there thurday. Did I see correctly there is a photobooth down there too?

9/8/2025, 9:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thick as a submarine door that one, to keep up the nautical theme!

8/8/2025, 8:50:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop scrolling and post two charcter who bring you happiness

7/8/2025, 7:25:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screenshot of The Flat Earth Society bio:
7/8/2025, 7:22:40 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed πŸ˜‚

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6/8/2025, 3:57:16 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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They look like they just arrived on a boat! Come on Nige, don't questions need answering?

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