mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see Rafael “Ted” Cruz, I’m irresistibly reminded of Men in Black.
Grouchy old fart, enjoys books, birds, baroque music, alliteration and, of course, spiders (but then, who doesn’t?). Semi-skilled at a number of unimportant things like game-playing, computer surgery and natural history story-telling. Lazy.
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Every time I see Rafael “Ted” Cruz, I’m irresistibly reminded of Men in Black.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I would actually expect that. The US regime regards immigrants as criminals, but drug smugglers as colleagues and customers.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The legal rationale is the same that Donald Trump has always used: “because I want to and you can’t stop me, so there.”
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The weak delight in killing anyone weaker. It makes them feel strong.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, #Books #Nature #Naturewriting #naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
So you’re saying Darth Jar Jar was correct.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“The legal authority is we can do anything we want to because we’re in complete charge and you can’t stop us. We run this country, not you.”
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The excuses are, of course, bullshit. She knows they’re bullshit. The entire GOP knows they’re bullshit, and so does the entire Liberal Media and Democratic Party. Every excuse is just to fit one particular moment, and if it conflicts with the previous excuse, so much the better. No one protests.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Loyalty to Der Fuehrer is loyalty to Der Vaterland [voice rises to a spittle-flying shriek]
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice one! You're older than you look!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Cant eat the onions, but those fries wouldn't last long.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Never ascribe to incompetence what can be put down to malice. - new rule for dealing with Republicans.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Look - he could be both, you know!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I used one of those in Grad school!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
He had Navalny killed. He had a lot of Russians and Ukrainians killed. He got the UK to leave Europe, and got the US to self-destruct - those have to count for something!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
"Only Republicans can do this! It's unfair when you fight back! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, I think it's highly unlikely that mini-Goebbels is going to back down, and Mr. Demento is too far gone to change course, even if he wanted to. Like their master, Putin, they think they are on the edge of final victory, and they just have to push a little harder. Nuremberg time?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP had gained pretty much full control over the Liberal Media by Cheney's admin. By Clinton's admin., the Liberal Media were GOP dominated, if not controlled. Why would a thinking adult expect to see anything the GOP doesn't want on TV or the news?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
He's confident that he's on the edge of victory. With the US behind him, and China (and India?) on his side, he's ready to roll over Europe. Hungary and the UK are at least ready to step aside and let him have what he wants, he has to figure.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
No, he's right! Energy is what you get from cocaine - electricity just makes you dead! Everybody knows that.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
ABC is mainstream Fox. Been that way for a while; who's the owner again?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
As usual with these guys, It’s Always Projection.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
See, there really is someone for everyone.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I feel appropriately ashamed. I’m not ashamed at all. I am, however, thoroughly disappointed, but my disappointment is tempered with the certain knowledge that death is inevitable, and catching up fast.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Personalizing it onto one person is what has let the GOP steadily march forward, since Reagan, on their road to absolute power. Every time they “go too far”, they just load it all onto their scapegoat and lie that they’ve learned their lesson.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, I resent this! I’m lazy as hell, but I barely post at … oh. Never mind.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“If we keep insisting that the lie is true, it must become true!”
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
So, the odds are high that it was (a) a naval vessel of a country on the Enemies List, (b) a private yacht of a wealthy individual who had pissed off Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk or Vladimir Putin, or (c) a freighter from Brazil, which is prosecuting King Donald’s close personal friend, Jair Bolsonaro.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP has been a death cult for years, and now that they’re our rulers, they can industrialize it. It’s hard to hide death camps, but easy to hide dispersed dead children.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
We used to make our own. It’s less inedible, but probably still too high salt. Make your own colors too.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, those AEDs need a little cleaning up time.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
How hard can it be to make all your rulings “denied. Next!”
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Naps. Naps always work.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Foreplay
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Mocking laughter counts, right?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“Historic” First fascist occupation of an American city is historic, alright.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, #Books #Nature #Naturewriting #naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the photos can’t be bad if the bird can be IDd (Chestnut-sided is the only choice there)
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“Connecticut, not Mourning..” Autocorrect hit a new high!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Aha! I would never have thought of Magnolia! I was thinking of Connecticut, not Magnolia; couldn’t remember which had the ring and which didn’t.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, yeah - the right one is Chestnut-sided; that’s what i was referring to. I’ll have to get out my book for the left one..
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Best show on TV. I love every episode (so far). Makes me pine for Australia.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yellow wingbars gives it away, but I’ve forgotten which of the three “hooded” ones has that combination. I’ll say Mourning, but that’s a total guess.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Susan Collins has performed this schtick since I was a mere boy. How have Mainers not figured it out before now?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. It’s all about technique. Speed is good, but accuracy is critical. Pre label everything, put reagents away as you use them, never dip a tip twice, aliquot everything; basically do whatever you need to do to avoid stupid mistakes. And when you still make one, rewrite the protocol!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a mainstay of the Red Green Show. The rest is details.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
A Misumena or Misumenoides would have been able to handle it. Those Xysticus types aren’t prepared for the big boys.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“Probably”?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Good old Nate. Desperately scrambling for relevance. The curse of outliving your fifteen minutes.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, just straight up invention now. Completely divorced from reality.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
Nice morning for a walk with friends!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
So a quid pro quo. Twice.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
We hate thinking; we historically prefer the ways we can avoid thinking - prejudice, groupisms, stereotypes, snap judgements, etc.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, #Books #Nature #Naturewriting #naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
He is. He’s also demented. He’s also clearly depraved and nakedly corrupt, and the closest thing we’ll ever see to an embodiment of all the Mortal Sins. Why focus on one aspect? The people trying to use him for their own benefit don’t care, and it’s of little use to us what he is other than evil.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, just as in 2016. And we saw how that worked out. Let’s hope any future elections work out better.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
And 2016 and 2024 are behind us, serving as examples of that kind of thinking. We can hope that, by some miracle, there will be elections where we might change our fate, but I fear that the purists will yet again choose the greater evil.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I suspect at this point, after the disasters of 2016 and 2024, it might not make any difference, but we can only try. Those who turned their backs on Clinton and Harris because they were “the lesser, and therefore evil” are as much to blame for where we are as any MAGAt. Hope they do better
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
False choice. Demand better candidates all you want, but when faced with two choices, refusing to vote for the less objectionable generally means the more objectionable wins. You’re just attempting to rationalize your part in the victory of the greater evil.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, #Books #Nature #Naturewriting #naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social)
A nice evening walk; not so many birds, but pleasant weather and surroundings.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmm - secret doors. Labyrinth!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry about your dad. It’s a hard thing to get through, and there’s not much I could say to make it easier. I still find myself reaching for the phone to tell mine about something that would amuse him, and it’s been a few years. I understand why people still talk to those who are gone.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Of all the various ways to spend too much money, this has to be one of the few which are at least not actively harmful. But living alone in it must get rather sad.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
A higher “yuppie” density, as well. “I’m ok, fuck you” We may be, like DC, a city of northern charm and southern efficiency, but most of us still share a certain “collegial” attitude. To some extent, anyway.
bluextina.bsky.social (@bluextina.bsky.social) reposted
Now this one made me laugh, because it’s true!!! #StephenMillerisaNazi
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
When the president thinks of himself as The Godfather, and everyone around him pretends to be in a Mafia Family (except for mini-Goebbels, who thinks he’s in 1936 Germany), this is what happens.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironweed is also, in my experience, a popular butterfly flower.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The originals all have that thousand-yard stare. They’ve seen some shit.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
At what point do people simply stop taking them seriously?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Canton (not surprising), and Homewood or Roland Park (also not surprising). That big block upper left (bottom of Owings Mills?) is interesting. South Balto I don’t know at all, but maybe Brooklyn?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to love that degree of optimism.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, that explains it. I’m left-handed!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, please! Let it not be boring!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
“I am friend, not food!”
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
If they “might”, they have.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would anyone listen to a bad-faith liar, and trust his claims?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Returning to the glorious days of the 18th century. Down with Federalism!
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
They’d lie about Obama anyway.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
We all have our little quirks.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m hearing from unimpeachable sources (Republican judges) that he went in for a brain transplant, but testing shows that he would reject any possible donor organ.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
No: the GOP sacrifices our children on that altar. Enthusiastically.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Since they mostly work for the GOP now, I wouldn’t be looking for any exposés from that side. Podcasters, retirees and random Bluesky posters are more likely sources for that sort of information.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, come now. Don’t be ridiculous, or I’m going to start assuming you’re one of Putin’s boys in Liberal Drag.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they all hate Vance the most. I hope they fear mini-Goebbels enough to take him out first, though.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Both did Mr Conductor. Ringo was perfect. George did the best post-Beatles music, but that alone cemented Ringo as having the best post-Beatles career! Carlin did a fine job, too, of course..
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s Always Projection
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Never.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that! I think I’ll use “beltless” from now on; who says autocorrect has nothing to give literature?
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
But see, he knows from experience that heroin is safe and effective.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Maria Bamford is enough to rescue your reputation.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine didn’t even need that. Just jumping, or slipping on the ice was enough. Boys are just inherently dangerous.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Wealth is insulation against accusations, let alone indictments.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
The :Origins banter was extra special. I keep wanting to do it again just for that, even though I spent years making every possible grouping to hear their interactions.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
I decided years ago that being loudly stupid on a regular basis was necessary: it kept me appropriately humble, and it vastly lowered the expectations of everyone around me. That might possibly be rationalization, of course.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the Russian way.
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Would have made a great Hammer star. Lon Chaney’s other son..
mrtoads.bsky.social (@mrtoads.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump’s PR corps is not as skillful as [pick a random Democratic Governor]’s, but then again his bunch are all furious, resentful teenagers. They’ll show us all - we’ll see! And then we’ll be sorry that we were mean to them!