Lmao what comments, he literally showed a clip of Trump not giving a shit about Kirk
I’m not a captain I just crunch a lot
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Lmao what comments, he literally showed a clip of Trump not giving a shit about Kirk
Now uncancel Colbert.
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
Throw everyone in this administration into the trash dude what the fuck
Must be so sick being maga, you can just say the stupidest shit and other huge idiots are like hell yeah brother breathing nitrogen DOES makes you woke
Democrats punch themselves in the face to look bipartisan while voting for the deeply unpopular “punch everyone” bill
Dems are literally so bad at this
Quiet fleeing
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
ah, well
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent fast food meal?
I’m gonna start living my life like a character from Demon slayer. When I don’t know how to do something I’m gonna have an extended flashback to when my dad killed a bear and then it’ll help figure out whatever I’m doing like I guess excel
Eating a super burrito feels like coming home sometimes
It’s been such a week of insane highs and lows that a mediocre improv audition barely phased me
No
I’m dadmaxxing, absolutely baby pilled
We need to crack down on leftist *later revealed shooter was right wing* Ah nevertheless
It’s ok to put the phone down.
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
Replace Joe Rogan with Kyle Kinane and then conspiracy theories will be fun again
“What the fuck dude”
Sorry but this may be the greatest tweet of all time
Bienvenue power bottoms
I won’t vaccinated my dog because I don’t want him to bark at trains
*Strong Bad voice*: STORROWED!
When JD becomes president I hope there’s a headline that’s like “Millenials killed the president”
Did it happen today
Pontiff of the dimmsdale dimmadome
My hot take is that Cracker Barrel’s new logo was actually worse though, even if the folks flipping out were psychos about it
I don’t believe ChatGPT and AI is the future. I was told Dipping Dots was the future of icecream, I won’t be fooled again
You can’t fool me that’s a horse
The hands down best part of having kids is just having a buddy to split a sweet treat with
Hell yeah brother let’s go
Jefferies speak like a normal person challenge (impossible)
No way to bee sure
Was it vitamin Bee
Breaking news: convicted liar lies about convicted liar
I would like a sensory deprivation chamber except someone is feeding me Doritos the whole time
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS survey data INTO inconclusive
Look at this fucked up tomato I grew. It’s like 100 butts.
People really don't have to be "stupid" to be victims of a social media ecosystem that pushes shitloads of pseudoscience in front of their eyeballs. Nutritional and health literacy in this country are abysmal so it's no surprise people fall victim to digital snake oil salespeople (predators, really)
Have we learned nothing from MAX
I loved how the movie didn’t have a single smug meta “get a load of this” moment. Everything silly just played as real as a silly thing can be.
I’d invest in orbs for pondering
Even though reality says one thing, I personally am scared
Every LinkedIn post is like “here’s what the death of my dog taught me about B2B sales”
Shoulda built housing
The fantastic four and Jeff
Miss every shot you don’t take but also miss shots you do take and sometimes they just ignore the shots you take but
Don’t let bad tell you its good
People who love AI will be like “look I asked chatGPT where I can see stars at night and it gave me all these ideas!” Hey man literally go outside away from the city, go camping, this isn’t brain surgery
Not dying is goated
I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
They represent everything about Boston. Look kind of mean and goofy but are ultimately just funny and harmless
It is quite literally impossible to have a fun side project when you are in charge of a small child who is determined to eat kitty litter
The Decameron is a good show I wish more people I knew watched
Chainsaw man isn’t political, the giant rail gun made out of the Statue of Liberty is just a coincidence the gun devil being summoned by the US president is a coincidence the war devil professing her love for America is just a coinci
Chainsaw man isn’t political, the giant rail gun made out of the Statue of Liberty is just a coincidence the gun devil being summoned by the US president is a coincidence the war devil professing her love for America is just a coinci
Shoutout Fujimoto's rendition of Captain America
The War Devil and USA have been the real “will they won’t they” romance of Chainsaw Man part 2 This weeks chapter man
Return of the king
Literally tilting at windmills lmfao
Broke: Wingspan is a well designed game, even if I wish it had more interactive components at times Woke: No one will know if I eat an egg token
My electric fly swatter has a bottle opener on the handle. That’s not white trash shit that’s white treasure baby.
“Losing by winning” bro what
Leave trans people alone and just give us universal healthcare
Chainsaw man 209: Yoru when America just fucking reinvents them #chainsawman
Pepsi just launched a “prebiotic Soda” version of Pepsi. They called it “Pepsi Prebiotic Cola.” Shoulda named it Popsi! I mean… Popsi was right there! What a fuckin lay up they absolutely wiffed. God
As was foretold
"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
He’s wiggled out of literally every scandal by just ignoring it and doing something else outlandish. He can’t and won’t ignore this one
Quite the press tour my guy
Foot job and missile guidance system
That joke is easily a top 5 joke of all time
The quintessential parent experience is bringing your kid to the doctor because you think they’re bleeding internally and then being told nope just a normal cold and they ate a lot of blueberries
A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
Dune Bigalow Male Gigalo
Dune 3 Chicks At The Same Time
When people complain about something being too woke or sensitive conservative horseshit, our default response should be “Get Bent loser” and shove them in a locker
Guy everyone likes Vs Guy who is bad at his job Vs Guy who was bad at his job Vs Republican Tough one
Please tell me someone who doesn’t suck shit is running against Maura in the primary
Blocked
Mamdomination
Is there a “razzies” equivalent for the Nobel peace prize?
The onion crumples up another planned article
Skin man / muscle pile 2028
Straight up impossible to dislike this man. I don’t even live there and I am deeply invested in him winning because he seems like a nice dude
Hot and sad
Hell yeah Boston globe
Meg and I quote the tortilla scene OFTEN
They probably felt good to write though
This article has been roasted to death but this is a meta analysis of studies without a lot of data and even admits that the relationship is weak and more data is needed. God these idiots must make so much money on thin data.
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic