I’m bringing the buttery moo
dips his McDonald’s fries in BBQ sauce instead of ketchup
Real 9/11 weather today
I am writing this over the inexplicable sound of 20,000 people simultaneously singing “sorry for party rocking”…
this is the first time I have thought about drudgereport since 2008, and it’s apparently The Daily Worker now?
What solidified for me that the market is irrational and doesn’t have anything “priced in” was the market didn’t crash until March 2020 when all the writing was already on the board.
that’s gonna carry a 5 year minimum sentence during Woke 2
why are president cops also money cops? Seems like an opportunity for more cops. The water cops aren’t also the fish cops.
I’ll have a slice of cake one to two days from now.
To be fair, I watch TV shows I have nothing to do with all the time.
it’s like hiring McKinsey to justify doing layoffs, they don’t want to do anything and this justifies their strategy of being feckless
these mfs think they are real clever with their “hunting stories” at their isolated cabin that they invited me to
50K followers and 20 likes
they must have gotten the big bag with the dollar sign on it
He got the Rick Scott serum
Going to be real funny when he ends up backing Sliwa
maybe we will find a magic elf that can shrink the data centers to the size of a grain of sand.
I’m losing the thread on what’s a distraction from what. Ukraine talks are a distraction from Epstein, which were a distraction from the bill, which was a distraction from tarrifs? Am I getting it right?
This is the joy and this is the juice. Drink full and descend.
I find it wholesome that a 3rd grader woke up one day and decided “I’m The Rizzler and I make this face” and one year later the world has said, yep that kid is the Rizzler.
how many bitmoji pfps and AI generated trump images can one thread handle?
When this is over we are appointing this guy the Head of Re-Education Camps for all Ex-Law Enforcement.
Jack, instead of working at a hotel and killing us, here is $5 million. *skrrrrrrrrt*
the ol’ getting too mad at the premise of your own joke
Ms. Loomer this post is too good, you must appear before the court.
what did the south look like pre-kudzu?
I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold Labubu Dubai chocolate Love Island matcha latte
28th Amendment Section 1 The term of a Supreme Court justice shall not exceed 10 calendar years from their date of congressional confirmation. Section 2 The limit to the Supreme Court justice applies even if they were “promised my job for life”. Sucks to be you.
People who have questions or wonder what the word tariff means or what they do, they're going to have questions about how to make sure that's fair, and we should take those questions seriously and face those together.
“People burning Jew’s cars”?
sorry they paid a consulting firm $25 million and the messages are “Why hasn’t TACO banned TikTok yet?” followed by October run up of “Trump is too weak on China”
that chorus
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3. that’s why Biden didn’t release the files 4. It’s all coming out and that’s why all these institutions were given the green light to suddenly start caring about the genocide.
they gave their spokesman anonymity
I ask the same thing, as I forget to bring the sprayer inside for the 5th winter in a row
echoing other comments here, but after driving a Hyundai EV, I would be hard pressed to buy a non-EV again. The issue is cost and interest rates.
Scoops are S-tier. Most chips are too dang thicc. I want a hint of salsa AND a hint of chip.
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Defcon 1 red alert on this one
the worst is when you and your co-worker are carrying a comically tall cake and they knock into you almost causing you to drop it, but you save it, so you sigh in relief, but then the good guy runs in and the cake flies in the air and lands on you.
no, because you see, we wouldn’t want to risk the DOJ becoming political or else the republicans would get elected and….well shit
hold the pickle ricks. a 20% hat tip to you kind sir.
very funny that despite knowing what pizza is, when trying to recreate it, his English mind reverted to putting beans and fish on it
you know, a grenade made of your own blood is an excellent deterrent
also, all of your friends throw you a genuinely heart warming surprise party on your birthday
Obama has been Q this entire time
Easily could be a top ten drill tweet
I think pedocon theory remains undefeated
very funny that this came out a day after Chris Murphy posted this bsky.app/profile/chri...
I have commenced making hundreds of AI generated trump taco cartoons
three rossi’s and no sons? family
only sick aristocratic freaks care about what college you attended past the age of 22, so this tracks as newsworthy for the times.
hey Ben, will you be providing these lgbt names and addresses to your academic friends who are interested in race and IQ?
A major reason democrats lose and can’t do popular things is they cannot control a narrative. Exhibit A, you imagining what the republicans would do and surrendering in advance.
it’s like trying to use an iPhone in a dream
(10 minutes later)…so anyway to sum it all up, I don’t know.
It’s all they could do because Schumer voted for the continuing resolution instead of shutting down the government. This was his endgame strategy.
discounted flights back from foreign gulags for individuals who made a pre-imprisonment income of under $50k ($70k for joint filers)
New York is a one party system, Republicans have effectively taken over the NYDC
this was her campaign ad
they can’t fix the brown image generation huh?
what does this AI slop have to do with the original post? And why is R2 in it?
going for the very large confused bloc
Clinton and Clyburn stepping in means it’s the DNC
it’s AI
are you trying to do a catch-phrase?
You aren’t going to win elections if you are crafting your message to appeal to an imaginary group of republicans voters that democratic consultants invented.
you know he wasn’t in anyway involved directly in the civil rights movement? what legacy are you referring to?
great data
Honey, I am marrying the phone and I told the news about it, they are coming to humiliate you.
Anwar Sadat had an interesting hardware parade experience
do HUD employees even wear uniforms?
It’s a bot
good thing they did nothing about this problem when they had the chance www.politico.com/news/2021/01...
