do you just have a list of Wacky Things to Skeet? ahem sorry, back in character I think it was something to do with cats and religion school (seminary)
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do you just have a list of Wacky Things to Skeet? ahem sorry, back in character I think it was something to do with cats and religion school (seminary)
Today I learned about Helldiver 2's satire being a bit more real than I expected. and from @legaleagle.tv 's Scowl Owl associate no less!
think its one of those plush balls. Sometimes they're gentle with their soft toys.
Happy Labrador Day, I hope your day was filled with Canadians and dogs (listens to earpiece) Sorry, LABOR Day, I hope you passed a small human out of your body in a relatively non-punishing way (listens to earpiece again)
Yeah, that makes sense. Also if this has been going on for at least a year? I don't see how they could keep it hidden to the second week of November 2026.
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
You look great! Though now you almost blend in with the Multiple Bald White Guys with Beards I know of personally or through the internet/news. Hope the VCF is a fun time and the convention center's AC stays on.
alas, its not That Thing. Unless the thing you're hoping for is a sports team win.
Khajiit agrees with this joking contribution
How dare! Did you at least bring Francie a treat?
Reminds me of someone whose name is Neptune Wigglesworth Mathewson...
I NEED TO SMOOCH HIM RIGHT NOW!
I was Enthralled within the first five minutes.
Needed to share this BUCK WILD two hr Minecraft video by a streamer named Ish. It’s a fun ride. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef56...
ELK
gonna grind the beans yourself?
I wonder if it would be a bit like using electrolyte powder. We're like horses, we need the Salt.
luckily for me, I tried grapefruit juice once and decided it was a bit too much for me. I'll stick with orange, lemon, or lime.
Medical science: Ahaha we have invented tens of thousands of life improving and saving medications ahaha we are unstoppable Grapefruit:
I take it you found Neon from Starfield in NMS? /joke /WHY DID THEY MAKE THE NIGHTCLUB SO PURPLE?!
that book is very good. Love the color combo of the blue and yellow.
Sometimes, people mistake the nature and thesis of a specific conversation. Some folks talk when they should be listening. Some conversations are public but meant for in-group discussion of a vulnerable population. Determining the nature of a convo & seeing who the OP addresses might help.
Gently: when replying to a conversation in a public space where you may not know the folks involved, have you tried determining what the purpose of the conversation was BEFORE launching into full complaint? Some conversations are for kvetching. Some are for educating. Some are for persuasion. >
Something about a flying submersible in the sky playing baseball. (out of character hint - what kind of SHAPE is part of the baseball field)
Just wait till he plays Mass Effect.
💀thought that was a real element for a second. Even though I'm familiar enough with most of the real life elements.
"mother I require corn ribs"
seems like it. @samlmontano.bsky.social has been a little interested. I'm not holding my breath. Especially if he gets a stroke and somehow his brain picks the worst parts of the personality to be present like John Fetterman...
at least its not Mayo+Ketchup
he's innocent of this crime! Just like Neptune Wigglesworth the dog has never left fur in my coffee mug without even touching it. Nope, never had any fur in mugs in the last nine years. none at all.
well he's not going to be getting any more after this!
didn't even watch the show, it just stuck in my mind I guess thanks to being promoted during episodes of Greys Anatomy and Scandal.
I know some people want to be woken up loudly when The Event happens, but I'm fine waking up a bit later. Let me get at least 6 hours of sleep so I can have a some what normal day. Chronic Fatigue is a B in Apartment 23. No idea if that was a phrase before that tv show came out, but it should be.
sorry sir, afraid you signed up for the Dogs Who Require Love service.
"darnit all, why do I not have suction cups for feet" - surprisingly shared by reptiles, mammals, and birds.
"gasp! that insect isn't a paying customer!" and just pick up the roach to take em outside.
Want to play Morrowind, but also want to play Elden Ring at the same time? Someone has finally found a solution for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89N...
today is one of the first "chilly" days in a long while. I'm wearing my fluffy bathrobe over my pajamas for goodness sake! 2 out of the 3 other adults in this house are wearing pants!
Also will probably say "yes, the visiting therapy animal is allowed in here. please don't ask them to play piano."
wonder if you can add music preferences to the advance directive. "in case of memory care, please play these artists"
heh, didn't know you were in the season premiering after this one. # Jet Lag the Game.
to the tone of a British man trying to sound like he's from either Kentucky or Georgia "stuff, thangs"
🎵hot dog! hot dog! hot diggity dog!🎵
i understand that reference
i neeeeeeeed that
hell yeah.
speculation based on less public appearances this week.
it would crash with the amount of crab rave gifs.
oh. i saw the not much golfing thing. guess we'll know if he starts going several weeks in a row no golfing.
are they eating the garden or getting stuck in a pit they dug again?
"The horses in Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori are startingly realistic in both appearance and behavior. The latter can probably be attributed to Alice Ruppert, Aesir Interactive’s horse advisor (yes, horse advisor) [...]" Thank you, Polygon 🥰🥰🥰 www.polygon.com/windstorm-th...
I feel this as a person in the Greater Pittsburgh Area but who also is aware of all the middle bits of Ohio, New York/Jersey/Hampshire/England.
"this isn't what they meant by Buttering Jorts!" Ash, possibly
There is some kind of small wind storm happening in my bedroom? The source appears to be a snoring dog.
that's the whole point of a pizza? to have something scrumptious, messy, and filling? ALL PIZZA IS GREASY! Have they SEEN a pizza box? Anyways I hope the book finishing is going well.
excuse me, Valve? Valve I have LOCOMOTO AND LOCOMOTIVE IN MY LIBRARY! Two games a bit more related to TRAINS than Terra Nil and House Flipper 2. Anyways I've added this to The List.
Not surprised. Thanks for watching it and telling us. Guessing Aubrey is here a bit like how those weird "science" documentaries get one or two actual experts sprinkled in to look Legit. Maintenance Phase is a wonderful podcast!
This is Rocky Balboa. He’s a 10mo old chihuahua mix who’s been visiting us this week & will be up for adoption at www.lostdogrescue.org. He is a sweet cuddly boy who needs to be an only dog. He deserves the best life & tons of love. Both of which he’ll give back in spades! Is he your new BFF? ❤️🐾
misread this as WHEN as if you're a Timelady. Somehow your TARDIS is able to detect whether the being pressing buttons is you or the 5 cats.
retroactive nominative determinism lets goooooo.
I have no idea how the different football positions work, but I assume almost everyone gets to run a bit with the ball in their hands at some point?
I did log in to check if something super fucked up happened though. I was like "this would the weirdest way to find out someone died but not implausible" (Mr. Astley is fine by the way. Both in the Presently Alive sense and the Handsome Feller sense)
why did my brain just start playing never gonna give you up by rick astley?!
Honestly this analogy works for both dog and human. If GSDs are anywhere close to what a labrador is like, especially a retired guide dog, then they for sure would be tired after a concert. So many sounds! So many smells they can't eat! The overwhelming feeling of so many humans happy around them!
looks like they might be slightly pollinated? Adorable in their own special way.
"what do you mean the shiny math rocks aren't food?!"
that killer? a WERE-WOLF! Ok probably not.
- 1 HP - 1 HP - 1 HP + 4 temp Stamina
"mother, my ancestors tell me I must hunt! Mother, my time is now!"
Was the podcast at least reading out the ad? Sometimes I'll get an ad that is so jarring and not related to the topic its ridiculous. Course no idea if 99 Percent Invisible always does 25 ad reads per episode now or if Pocket Casts just sucks now. Podcast Addict is still OK.
oh no, you might become Wonder Woman! (tbh Foone does sound like a super powered name)
my keyboard not working properly after I detach and reattach all the key caps for cleaning is a crime against me and me alone. I guess this keyboard for tablets will have to do...
I decapitated a Barbie horse for this. 🪓😔
A peak inside Beacon Bits HQ in today's new update! #criticalrole #webcomic beacon.tv/content/beac...
You are some kind of owl whisperer. That or there are just an abundance of owls who aren't scared of cars in your area.
at this point I'm beginning to wonder if Ben sometimes pays the paparazzi to take these photos.
It seems nice even if the political scene is very Ugh and at least one town name has been tarnished by SOMEONE in recent-ish sports memory.
@dovemakes.bsky.social has been doing videos on the districts and relating them to real life history and folklore.
dear everyone MOCKING PEOPLE'S APPEARANCE ISN'T HOW YOU BUILD A MORE JUST WORLD MOCKING ABILITY OR HEALTH MOST *CERTAINTLY* ISN'T how many times must we cover this yes this includes "chosen" things like self-tanner FFS it doesn't matter people's SPEECH & ACTIONS are what matter GO AFTER THAT
Its national dog day and my concern bear has Resting Grump Face.
"somehow 90 percent less confusing than the original Wild Magic Barbarian"
Join Matthew Mercer as he guides Ashley Johnson in building the beloved Fearne Calloway of Bells Hells in #Daggerheart! Watch Fearne's Daggerheart Build On YouTube Today ⬇️ https://youtu.be/PciZllZhkXI
wonder if they did something similar for when a certain Game of Thrones episode came out oh so many years ago. "prevent a red wedding with our product!"
oh ok, yeah its a pretty big rock! Didn't know if this was about that or some other thing. Like somehow the iceberg from the 1910s is still around and chipped over a century later. Even though there is no indication you're vacationing in the Arctic right now.
"Damn husband, you're stealing your brother's girl now? ;)" Jason's wife, probably
I need further context please.
"I get the feeling I'm being watched" - this mink, hearing a somewhat distant camera shutter, possibly
"that's a nice shirt, be a shame if someone with tiny claws made biscuits on it" story of our lives for a long time, yes? (had my first cat roommates in 2007)
Reasons why I can't have superpowers - Facebook and Steam users who leave rude commends would get an increase in mild to major inconveniences. I'd somehow still manage to bump into everything with mind powers.
HOLY SHIT TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED
saw this, thought this was about the snake behind the fridge. Would be a good way to get most snakes out of your house I suppose. That or you'd just have a Tom and Jerry duo in your house now.
didn't know I was following Florida Man with American Flag rocking out shirtless during the Hurricane on Bluesky. /joke When its warm but not too humid its oddly nice? Too humid or too cold and I'm fine staying inside though. I'm not a Kimberly Rock Monitor.
tried to tag you on Tumblr but couldn't find it.
reminds me of something...
no AI but pretty sure I see several Silly Geese.
turns out he's the dancing baby grown up
Reasons people should be allowed to work from home include all the usual AND because it frees up office space for some of the ridiculous collections people have. I'm only half kidding.
Just posted a new video discussing THIS https://youtu.be/S8a...
🚨There is a secret episode of Game Changer out now on Dropout -- the one @samreich.bsky.social doesn't want you to see! Go watch it now before he demands it needs to be taken down! It's the one we've all been waiting for!!! #GameChanger
✍️ does the adventure under the gnomes involve backing music by a stringed instrument?