Woof, my fault. I just turned it on and that cursed the brewers
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Woof, my fault. I just turned it on and that cursed the brewers
This makes more sense now that I’ve flipped on the tv to see that the Brewers are playing the Phillies
I’m not original, just a really fast typer
Joke’s on you, I’ll just set my house on fire
Blueskyism is a form of racism against skies of all other colors
I need this
Ok I guess the Dodgers too, can’t forget @mollyknight.bsky.social
If my feed is any indicator there is a baseball game on literally 24/7 and the only teams are the Phillies, Mets, and Brewers
My question is, where’s his hair?
Fuck you too
My gf’s econ homework has ads in it wtf
Probably a cat ranch
Have fun learning how to walk again you fucking twat
The best thing about the Rudy story is actually the fact that he got totally fucked up in that accident
I too use “I saved a woman from domestic violence” as a euphemism for “I got hammered”
Haha well they were the first bad band I could think of
That didn’t stop The Doors
Dems need Trump death truthers to start their own version of QAnon
They should definitely mobilize as much of the food at the grocery store as possible. It could make grocery shopping a fun game? Where are the bananas? I saw them scooting down the cereal aisle a few minutes ago, if you run fast you can grab one before they get away
Weekend at Bernie’s jokes aside, how much do you want to bet whenever he does die his people try to cover it up for at least a week before they realize they’re cooked
This dipshit was back at my gig tonight. One can only imagine how much CSAM is on this guy’s hard drive
Bummer about the horseshoe theory is that it always seems to go left to right and far less often do you see someone go right to left
… we didn’t start the fire
It actually does do a good job of showing you the little indignities when you’re not on top of the music game anymore
Awesome. That’s next on my list after I finish The Pacific
I’d love to see a show about a rock star that shows just how much of that job is sitting around on your phone waiting for things to happen
I feel like you may want to rewrite a couple WYTS articles…
If JD Vance passes first somehow I’m gonna try crack
Oh my god. I just read the news. Suddenly I know why I got a flurry of text messages just as I was starting therapy an hour ago. It’s like signing Reggie White all over again
Maybe the kids had measles
Maybe it can distract the ones with no sense of humor so they get out of our replies here
What would you rate a really buff baby? Assume it has good vibes
Oh my god I’ve never seen this episode hahaha
Wouldn’t it suck if Elon Musk won the lottery? That’s just the sort of thing he would do
Boooooo
And to think, idiots used to freak out because they thought hidden satanic messages were being surreptitiously delivered to kids via music by playing the record backwards or whatever
Andy Reid had the chance to do the funniest thing today, but clearly the Chiefs didn’t think they’d be able to sneak Kelce back on the practice squad
Oooooof that too
Of course he wants to treat 14 year olds as adults, that’s what he did with Epstein
Let me see if I’ve got this straight- Trump is demanding an award for ending a war that hasn’t ended. I hate that this probably ends with him getting a Nobel anyway somehow
I don’t think I’d go back in time and kill baby Hitler. No, I’d get him when he’s a bratty little 9 year old so I could talk some shit and hurt his feelings first
I’m pretty sure I am getting stupider
That would just be another distraction
I wish people would stop talking about the invasion of DC, it’s just a distraction from the other other distractions and frankly I think they only way we win over new voters is by saying nothing at all. Please give me millions of dollars to start my think tank now
God this is so fucking infuriating. I should be allowed to fight back in self defense
2nd amendment says he can
Bigfoot should carry a gun
After years of Republicans talking about how Obama was a Muslim socialist who was born in Africa, we got Zohran Mamdani. Now they're going to get Democrats to want a government that hurts down Republicans for sport.
I too like to distract people from my unpopularity, by doing wildly unpopular things
Thanks that just gave me a brain aneurysm
It’s almost all I play and there’s a lot to like about it but I know too many people in the biz, I can’t be part of it myself anymore, and it drives me nuts. I’m also just so tired of playing in small town nowheresville to bumpkins who’d have me disappeared if they know how I felt about poor people
I’m so sick of country music
Not looking forward to the occupation of Minneapolis when that happens.
Really depends on where you added it to your car
This is a bit saltier than usual… hmmmm
Pretty easy to find hemp based stuff. No recreational dispos yet for the real thing but someone with a medical card could get you the vapes
Yikes bikes … I’m gonna go walk into the ocean now
Would you wear this T-shirt
I eat lunchables and spaghetti-os mainly to spite RFK Jr
Too late. But this does explain why my skin has been glowing in the dark since last night.
Work just sent me a new laptop with windows 11 on it. Can’t believe I’m saying this but I don’t hate it yet.
This joke stolen for your reading pleasure from Reddit user asonofasven. I laughed out loud.
Know why there are no cats on Mars? Curiosity killed them all.
So like… this dude was playing, I think to a click, but since he didn’t know any of the songs he didn’t know any of the tempos. He wasn’t looking up from his kit and the whole band playing at a different tempo didn’t register so it was a TRAIN WRECK, we could not get him to play in time.
Folks, it was a disaster. This 73 year old man with the brand name of his cymbals tattooed on his arm also got so stoned he could barely see straight before the show. This is the most humbling band I’ve ever played with.
So I played a gig with a new drummer this weekend who did several things I’ve never seen: - brought 2 plastic folding tables to use as a makeshift riser - put a giant set of earphones on that blocked out all the sounds of the band - didn’t learn or likely even listen to most of the songs
Sorry for your loss. That’s devastating.
You know, I met a Ryan Stancil once. He was the first person I knew to support Trump when he first announced. He was a real piece of shit too. Got run out of Nashville on a rail pretty much. There was a whole group chat of us making fun of his unhinged political Facebook posts. Glad you’re not him.
Wow in over 30 years of playing I have never pulled that off. You must rock so much harder than I do.
Man people really turn on Austin Powers once October rolls around. Not very groovy, baby!
For a number of reasons, I think the Trump admin is going to pick a big fight with the NFL when the season gets started in a couple weeks.
“Cut and dry” was another one I was just thinking about like an hour ago before I even saw this tweet
We are on the cusp of AGI, definitely for real
Under control for now. For how long, who knows I guess. Hopefully a while.
I hope I live long enough to see it
What is it with hashtag-resist accounts that they’re so obsessed with casual homophobia
Good news everyone. I found the worst account on bluesky
Trump is basically forcing us to watch his military parade right now and it sucks
I honestly love that I have to click the link to find out whether their contract got taken away or they were awarded a bunch of extra contracts as well
I often wish I could mute the entire concept of Matt Yglesias from this app
It cannot be eradicated like a contagious disease. Or are so dumb you think a cure to cancer means a magic shot that will prevent all types of cancer from ever happening?
As an elder millennial reared on AOL Instant Messenger, you can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold dead hands
Even Better than Ezra
I don’t know why it makes me so viscerally angry whenever I see someone popping off about this conspiracy theory, but it sure does. My dad worked in drug discovery most of his career. Curing cancer is their white whale.
That or they come to you with the expectation that you know every song ever written and can play them on command (this phenomenon increases with alcohol consumption)
If you think you’re educating me on something I don’t know about perhaps you should sit down
Cancer isn’t contagious you daft cow
For gods sake there is no fucking conspiracy to keep cancer uncured. There is way more money for them in a cure. People aren’t going to stop getting cancer just because it’s curable.
If there’d been any fentanyl in that sandwich that cop would be dead
If that dude didn’t want to get in trouble for throwing something at that officer maybe he should have thrown a dildo instead
He finally earned something
Of course, I had to go to Texas Roadhouse for that to happen but you won’t hear me complaining. Those rolls are 🔥🔥
Tonight was the first time in a good while that I was out somewhere in public and a band I played in came on in the background. That’s always fun.
The crime numbers are only getting worse in DC because the Trump admin literally cannot/will not stop doing crimes
So we spent the last week or two working through season 1 of Common Side Effects. Takeaway: I’m surprised I haven’t seen more discussion about it here
I wonder how much money I could resell pierogis for, I think there’s a profit to be made flipping these things on Martha’s Vineyard
Honestly thought the first people RFK killed would be kids with measles but I’m gonna blame him for this one too
That explains the American flag hanging out of his pocket
Just saw a guy at the mall of America wearing a cowboy hat and a T-shirt that says “never killed a mountain lion but i have choked a cougar” and honestly I’m speechless.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago wheaties breakfast of champions